get in my closet now please

H O R R O R . P R O M P T S

  • “I just got back from the cemetery.”
  • “I swear I just saw someone… or something looking in my window.”
  • “I know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.”
  • “What’s behind you in these pictures…?”
  • “Apparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.”
  • “I think there’s something about this house that you’re not telling me.”
  • “I keep hearing noises coming from the attic…”
  • “I know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement… it’s not human!”
  • “I didn’t have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!”
  • “Whose grave were you bringing flowers to…?”
  • “The electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong – and yet, the lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?”
  • “Why don’t you spend the night in that house ‘alone’, then try to convince me that you don’t believe in ghosts.”
  • “Y-you don’t understand, he didn’t have a face!”
  • “I had a dream that I killed you.”
  • “Ah, yes… the room you’re staying in. It’s a paranormal hot spot, apparently.”
  • "I keep hearing whispers at night… I-I can’t sleep!”
  • “There was something else in there with me, I’m not going back to that house.”
  • “Come on, it’s just an urban legend…”
  • “Are you trying to tell me I’ve been sleeping in a dead girl’s room!?”
  • "I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.”
  • “Don’t panic… but I think there’s someone else in the house.”
  • “I can still feel her/his ghost, and it’s killing me…”
  • “There’s something growling in the basement… could you, uh… check it out for me?”
  • “Can you just… can you please check the closet?”
  • “P-please… put the knife down.”
  • “I bought this haunted ring on eBay!”
  • “No, no, no – run!”
  • "I didn’t forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.”
  • “The dead are all around us…”
  • “She’s dead! She’s dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!”
  • “There’s something breathing under the bed…”
  • "You can’t tell me you don’t believe in ghosts after all we’ve been through.”
  • “I saw something I wasn’t supposed to see, something… that wasn’t supposed to be here.”
  • “Maybe an exorcism is in order…?”
  • “I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.”
  • “He was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!”
  • “I like the ghosts here… they keep me company.”
  • "You can’t honestly tell me you’re in love with a dead girl.”
  • “Wasn’t someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?”
  • “If dying means being with him/her, kill me. I’d be happier that way.”
  • “Ghosts aren’t real. You need help.”
  • “…what do you mean we didn’t talk last night? You came over, you were here.”
  • “You saw something you weren’t supposed to see. And now… now you know what has to be done.”
  • “I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.”
  • "What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
  • “Don’t! Don’t you dare open that door!”
  • “I visited his/her grave for the first time today…”
  • “Something terrible happened here, didn’t it?”
  • “Wh-why do you have a knife…?”
  • "You’re all bloody, what happened!?”
  • “You know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well… I’m pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “How can you not see it…? I’m dead! I’ve been dead for years!”
  • “I’ve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.”
  • “I’m sorry, I’m busy Friday with the… funeral and all.”
  • “I’ll never forget the sound of his screaming.”
  • “From the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.”
  • "Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.”
  • “I want to be dead, too.”
  • “Well don’t you look lovely, all covered in blood.”
  • "Whoa – wait! Please don’t go down there… let’s just get out of here, please?”
  • “You played with a Ouija board!?”
  • “Me and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night… and things have been a little strange since then.”
  • “There’s so much negative energy in this house… do you know if someone died here?”
  • “You’re always hanging out in cemeteries… and yeah, it’s kinda creepy.”
  • "They just don’t believe like they used to…”
  • “I will haunt you until the end of time.”
A Real Villain

Request: Could you write a one-shot where Peter finds out your boyfriend is abusive but can’t say anything because he found out while Spider-Man?

A/N: So I haven’t been in an abusive relationship before so I hope I wrote this somewhat accurately? #I also never proofread so hit me up if you find any mistakes or anything.

Warnings: Abusive Relationship

Word Count: 1854

Part 2  //  Part 3  //  Part 4 

Masterlist

Once upon a time, you had a happy relationship with your boyfriend. He would kindly ask you on dates, bring you flowers when he knocked on your door, and kiss you goodnight when he dropped you off at home.

You loved him, you really did. You knew your friends didn’t like him, but he tried his best to be friendly around them. Eventually he just stopped hanging around you when you were with your friends.

Your boyfriend, Justin (Idk this name just popped into my head), would sometimes overreact to things. He didn’t really like it when he knew you had been with your friends and were late to meet him for a date. He also didn’t really like it when you spent time alone with Peter. He didn’t really let you. You didn’t like the idea of not spending time with Peter alone, but you were still able to see him in class and at lunch.  

Justin would sometimes hit you if he was really upset. He once found out you were alone with Peter in your bedroom, and he had hit you the next time you were alone. He apologized afterwards. Justin told you that he had overreacted and promised he would never do it again.

That’s what he always said though. You truly loved him, so you always forgave him. You believed he truly loved you, so you truly believed him when he said he would never hurt you again.

Sometimes, Peter would still show up at your house late at night. You would always spend the first few minutes trying to get him to leaving, knowing Justin would be displeased with Peter’s presence in your bedroom late at night, but Peter would refuse to leave, telling you he missed his best friend and that you should break up with Justin.

You would always tell Peter that you loved Justin and that you weren’t going to break up with him. Eventually, Peter would drop the topic, knowing it would just make you angry.

The only other times you really saw Peter was at lunch. He sat across from you and Michelle. Lunch was your favourite time of day. It was really the only time you got to see all your friends.

One day, you had a late night movie date planned with Justin, Peter had come over after school to help you finish your lab report, but after the two of you had finished your work Peter ended up sticking around.

You and Peter were goofing around in your bedroom when suddenly your mom shouted up to you “Justin’s here!”

You froze.

“Peter you have to leave. Now,” you ordered.

“What?”

“Peter. Leave. Now,”

There was a knock at your bedroom door.

“Y/N?” Justin said from the other side of the door.

“Can I come in?” Justin asked.

“Just a minute! I’m getting changed. I’ll be right out,”

“Please Peter, just climb out my window or hide in my closet. Justin can’t see you here,” you whispered

Peter stared at you for a second “Does he hurt you, Y/N?”

You froze.

“Y/N, does he hurt you?” Peter repeated.

“Please, please just leave,” you begged.

Peter looked at the fear in your eyes and eventually nodded. He grabbed his backpack and headed towards your fire escape.

You watched Peter climb down the fire escape, as soon as he was far enough down, you turned towards your mirror. You smoothed down your hair and clothes, and reapplied your lipstick.

After you made Peter leave, he was skeptical as to whether you were really okay. He knew something was going on with Justin. Peter decided he would put on his suit and kindly follow you on your date. He just wanted to make sure you were safe.

You opened your bedroom door and walked out into the living room where Justin was sitting and talking to your mother.

“Oh, Y/N did Peter still here? I didn’t see him leave,” your mother said.

You didn’t dare look at Justin.

“He left hours ago. He just helped me finish my chemistry lab report and went home,” you lied.

You turned to look at Justin, you could see he was fuming on the inside.

You smiled at him, “Ready to go, babe?”

He gave your mom a small smile and then got up and placed a forceful hand on the small of your back and led your outside.

When you got outside you decided to finally speak after a completely silent walk out of the building.

“Where are you taking me tonight?” You asked

Justin was silent for a moment. You looked up at him and say his clenched jaw, and clenched fists.

“I can’t believe you had Peter over. Alone n your room of all places,”

“He was just helping me with homework, Justin. Nothing happened. Nothing ever happens,”

Justin reached down and grabbed your wrist. He tightened his grip on you and started walking faster.

“Justin, slow down, your hurting me,” you said.

Justin stopped In his tracks and dragged your around in front of him.

“Really, Y/N? This hurts?” Justin said, tightening his grip on your wrist.

“It hurts me when you see Peter behind my back. This is how I feel when you see him, knowing how much I hate it when you do,” he said, emphasizing his grip on you.

You could feel the tears welling in your eyes, and a lump forming in your throat.

“Please,” you begged.

Little did you know that Peter was indeed following you. He was sitting on the roof of your building, listening to what has happening. He knew he had to swoop in and stop Justin from hurting you.

Justin was still tightly gripping your wrist, explaining how much you had hurt him when suddenly there was a web across his mouth and Spiderman landed on the sidewalk a few meters away from you.

“You know, you really shouldn’t hit your girlfriend,”

Justin let go of your wrist and tried to pry the web off his mouth.

You backed up so your back was up against the wall of your apartment building.

“Are you alright, miss?” Spiderman asked you.

You nodded, holding your wrist in your hand.

“Listen dude, you really should leave her alone. You have no right to touch her,” Spiderman said to Justin.

Justin used all his might to pull of the web.

“She’s my girlfriend. I have every right,”

“Oh see, that’s where your wrong. Haven’t you ever heard of consent? Or, I don’t know, treating a girl right?”

“Oh fuck off, Spiderman. You don’t know anything about our relationship. You have no right to butt in like this,”

“Again with being wrong. If you plan on hurting this girl, or any girl, i’m going to intervene. Never lay your hands on her again,”

Spiderman webbed Justin’s hands together, and then webbed over his mouth again.

“You should go home, miss. I’ll take care of him,” Spiderman told you.

You nodded, and headed towards the entrance to your apartment buildings, not daring looking back.

After you left, Peter knew he couldn’t exactly take Justin to the police, knowing that he wouldn’t be arrested without a report from Y/N. So he decided to teach Justin a lesson.

He went home that night, not regretting hurting Justin. Well, he didn’t hurt him too much, but enough so Justin knew he meant business. He couldn’t sleep knowing that you were in love with that absolute ass. He knew he had to talk to you about it, but he also knew you wouldn’t open up to Peter.  

Luckily, the next day you didn’t have school and you wouldn’t have to face Justin.

You had planned on staying in bed all day. It was already the afternoon when you heard a knock at your window. You quickly turned over in bed and you were face to face with Spiderman.

You jumped out of bed and walked over to open your window.

“Can I come in?” Spiderman asked.

You nodded, moving aside to allow Spiderman to enter your bedroom.

“Did you break up with him?” He asked.

“No,”

“Why not?”

“I love him,” you said.

Spiderman took his face in his hands, and ran his hands over his head.

“Really? Y/N, he beats you. How much can you really love that?”

“How do you know my name?” You asked.

“Is that really the most important thing? Your boyfriend beats you and you stay with him. How can you love that, Y/N? How can you love someone who gets off on hurting you?”

You sat down on your bed with tears welling in your eyes.

“Get out,” you said.

“What?” Spiderman said.

“Get out!” You ordered.

Spiderman looked at you for a second, before obeying your request, and climbing into your fire escape and swinging away.

You sat on your bed crying, for what seemed like forever when you eventually picked up you phone and called Peter.

You knew you shouldn’t be seeing Peter, but he was the only one besides Spiderman who ‘knew’ about Justin hurting you.

Peter came over almost immediately when you had called.

He opened your bedroom door and saw you lying in bed crying.

“Y/N, what’s wrong?”

“I’m so stupid” you muttered, starting to cry harder.

Peter came and sat on the edge of your bed. You reached over and grabbed his hand.

“Come lay with me,”

You moved over, allowing room for Peter to slip into your bed with you.

You brought yourself closer to Peter and lied your head on his chest. Peter wrapped an arm around you and wiped away a tear.

“I can’t believe I’m so stupid,”

“You’re not stupid, Y/N,”

“Yes I am Peter! He hits me! I have bruises! If Spiderman hadn’t’ve saved me last night I’d honestly probably be dead on the road right now,” you cried.

“Please break up with him. You deserve so much more than him. You deserve someone who will love you unconditionally and who will always be there for you. Someone who will let you have friends and not hurt you when you spend time with someone other than them,”

“I don’t know how to break up with him. What if he tries to hurt me again?”

“I’ll be there for you Y/N. I’ll come with you. I’ll be right by your side the entire time,”

“Can we just lay here for a while?”

“Of course,” Peter placed a light kiss on your forehead.

You knew you would have to break up wit Justin eventually, and you knew that Peter would be there for your no matter what. You just knew you didn’t deserve Peter.

things said to or by my siblings:
  • “They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”
  • “Trust me, I know people.”
  • “I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”
  • “I’m hugging you, shut up.”
  • “Oh my god are you hugging me?”
  • “Stop doing that it’s creepy.”
  • “YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”
  • “I tolerate you.”
  • “See this is why we can’t have nice things.”
  • “Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”
  • “If you do that again I’m hitting you…”
  • “I’M TELLING MOM!”
  • “So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”
  • “Get out of my head please.”
  • “W h a t are you wearing?”
  • “Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”
  • “No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”
  • “Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”
  • “I need you to dress me today.”
  • “I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”
  • “Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”
  • “Oh hey I was looking for that…”
Noona....Please {Jeon Jungkook} ~ceasefire~

Prompt:  Oh my goodness, I absolutely adore your writing! Could I request a Jungkook smut where he’s super submissive? Also noona kink, and possibly orgasm denial for him + begging? And maybe some overstimulation for him too, please. Thank you so much!!

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Word Count: 1.1k

Warning: PWP, Noona!kink, cock ring, overstimulation, power play

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5

Once you start coming out of the closet, you never stop. Sometimes it’s easy, and sometimes you want to retreat back inside, hiding in the safety of denial or the rare occurrence of “passing” as something else. Do what you can to be honest, but do what you can to be safe in tandem.

Some days you’ll find someone who ignores your words and gaslights you backwards into the dark of the closet… but other days you’ll find someone who is glad to have learned a new part of your identity, and beckons you further out into the daylight. Keep at it for those days. Keep coming out when you can; you’ll find people who love you for who you are. And sometimes, you’ll show someone else how to be brave, too.

I made the first comic back in ‘14 when I was just starting to come out of the closet as androgynous, and things were hard and very painful for me. But I also made lots of friends and learned who I could trust via trial and error. Eventually, I came into my own and now have a lot of confidence in my identity, and I’ve started having more conversations with my family. Progress is progress, and the more I remind them about it, the more I see them coming to accept it. I’m very lucky in that sense, I suppose, because I know that a lot of people don’t get that chance. But if you can, please don’t give up on people. You’d be amazed at what people can come to understand if you believe in them.

You can do it! Keep trying!


TRUTH OR DARE

HERE IT IS~ I made sure it’s slightly similar to the roommate au,because I know how you guys love that story so much ,yet I haven’t updated yet T_T I’ll try updating asap oki doki?

Don’t forget to tell me what you thought about it in the comments/message box <3

Genre: romance/fluff/Semi-Smut
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 7735 words
Summary: You and Jungkook gather up with your friends to play truth or dare and it gets a little dirty.


It was a rainy day when you and Jungkook decided to meet up at his place. You were meeting up for a break after the mid-term week that has been keeping both of you away from each other. Jungkook missed you so badly that he blew up your phone with his texting messages for several days. You still refused to meet up with him, because he was being a distraction.

He was finally happy and relieved to hear that you’d drop by for the afternoon and stay overnight. He was so excited and looking forward your little night together. You were very close friends since high school it was not a big deal for neither of you to show up at the boy’s apartment or even spend the night there. Jungkook planned to have a little gathering with you and his friends to lighten up the mood from that stressful week

The boy just came out from his shower and noticed the glistering droplets of rain pouring outside. He was wearing his usual comfy white hoodie and his grey sweats. He was so warm and cozy and he could bet that the second you’d show up at his place you’d jump in his arms for some of his warmth. He looked cuddly for a reason and he knew that you were the type to squeal whenever he wore a hoodie.

Is she going show up in this rain? He holds on his cup of hot chocolate and as he takes a sip

Jungkook dials his friend’s phone number to make sure you were on your way.It rang for a few times and it didn’t take long before the latter replied to jungkook’s call.

“Heyy….” Jimin’s voice says in an unsure tone

“Jimin hyung? Are you picking up Y/N?” he calls his friend

“Bruh, my girl just showed up and she looks quite pissed from the look on her face… I’m sorry but I couldn’t give Y/N a ride” jimin replies on the other line

This hyung better be kidding me!! He left Y/N all alone?!

“Are you saying that she’s walking to get here?” Jungkook yells on the other line

“Well I gave her a tip to take a taxi, but you know how she never accepts money from me” jimin sighs

“That’s because you’re a creep. What would you expect? Who knows if you gave her money for another purpose?” Jungkook scoffs on the other line

“Hey who do you take me for? I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW. I DON’T DO THESE THINGS ANYMORE” jimin shouts

“You still have a past Jimin hyung. Don’t go around giving money to girls…they might get the wrong idea” jungkook sighs

“Is it that wrong to take care of beautiful girls when I have money to spend on them?” jimin argues

“Not when you’re a pervert.” Jungkook replies

“Says the pervert himself” Jimin scoffs

“Don’t include me in your circle, hyung. I don’t own a limited porn magazine collection” jungkook smirks on the other line

“I had money and no girlfriend. Don’t blame me, you little brat” jimin nags

“Sure hyung…sure” jungkook chuckles on the other line

He ended the call and choose to send you a text asking you where you were. As he was typing in his message he could hear two knocks on the door followed by the doorbell ring. A smile was automatically stamped on his face as he ran to open that door. He knew it was you from the second you knocked twice and rang once.

He opened the door and the first thing he saw was you being all drenched and wet from the rain. That white dress shirt you were wearing was sticking onto your skin and half of your hair was wet. You held onto your bag while slightly shivering from the cold.You were seeking for heat and Jungkook was going to give you enough heat for the rest of the night.

“Y/N? Don’t you carry around an umbrella sometimes?” He furrows his brows “What if you catch a cold?” he suddenly pulls you in his warm embrace and closes the door with his foot

You surround your arms around his waist tightly and jungkook slightly gasps from how tight you’re hugging him back. His face softens when he feels you burying your face in his warm cozy chest. Jungkook’s chest was the perfect pillow and spot to press your face on when you felt sad or cold. You snuggled your face on his chest and jungkook can’t help but chuckle at how clingy you are from the moment you stepped in his apartment. Your nose was cold and jungkook’s warm comforting chest was warming you up. Your fingers grasped tightly onto the fabric of his white hoodie and jungkook surround his manly arms around you in protection. You were so cold and he was going to make sure you never catch a cold. His fingers would touch your cold ears from time to time to warm you up.This man was like a heater and you only needed heat from his body right now.

“Did you missed me that much?” he suddenly asks “I thought you’ve been avoiding me for a while because I was supposedly a distraction”

“You’re so warm kook, can’t I stay in your arms forever?” you look up at him with your red nose

“I don’t know about forever, but you can stick to me for a few more minutes” he replies “what’s with the romantic pickup lines, missy? “He asks

“I need heat and you’re hot, so I’ll stick to you, okay?” you smile at him before hugging him tighter

“Oh okay…so now I’m hot? I didn’t knew you saw me that way…” he raised a playful brow

“Hot as in heat, idiot” you chuckle “I’m cold to death and you just happen to provide lots of heat”

“I’m still pretty sexy, don’t you agree?” he raises his brow sexily

“You’re cute Jungkook” you suddenly lessen your hold on him “So cute I’d bite you” you tap his cute nose

I’m cute? Just cute? Nothing else? He unconsciously pouts

Jungkook could feel his little word shatter for some reason.Of course you had to see him under the’ cute’ light .He was a man that worked out a few days a week. His body was hot and everyone who saw it couldn’t agree more. He had the biceps and abs that any girl would drool over, yet you were there calling him adorable. Why did he has to be constantly called cute by you?Was isit his doe eyes and his innocent facial expressions or was it simply the way you saw him?  Sure you were his friend, but you were still a girl and he wanted you to acknowledge him like any other man.

“Girl, I’m still a man. Isn’t it sad to think that you always come to this grown man’s apartment and make yourself so comfortable? Don’t you feel nervous around me, the slightest? “He stares at you as he hold tightly on your shoulders

Say yes, say yes. PLEASE.AT LEAST SAY IT TO MAKE ME FEEL WORTHY.DON’T SHATTER MY MANLYHOOD AS IF IT WAS SOMETHING NORMAL TO DO ON A DAILY BASIS. *CRIES*

“Not at all” you reply “I trust you way too much to be nervous” you brush it off

This girl don’t get the clues at all *sighs* let’s just play along with her…

“I’m a spontaneous man “he makes a sassy pose

“Of course you are “you laugh “Can you lend me one of your 24 white shirts or something, I’m dying of cold” you shiver

“Who’d ever saw this would think you’re my girl” he chuckles

How much I wish you were my girl…*pouts internally*

“Oh ho.” You punch his chest “Are you going to push me away once you find a girlfriend?” you glare at him

“Do I look like the kind of friend who’d do that?” he sends you a questioning gaze “I thought you trusted me, I’m feeling a little sad now” he pouts

“Baby please stop being a drama queen and go get me a shirt.” You ruffle his hair “Or, you know what? I’ll just go get one myself” you sigh and walk to his room

SHE’S GOING TO MY CLOSET?! HELL NO.MY SECRET LIFE RESIDES THERE. #PANIC

“W-Wait!! No one is going through my closet!!” he stops you

“Why? “ You blink before tilting your head to the side” Do you have something to hide in there” you smirk

LET’S MAKE UP AN EXCUSE.

“My white shirts are PRECIOUS.” He retorts

“So what? You won’t lend me a shirt” you frown “I’m so disappointed! I thought you loved me” you pout

Jungkook could feel his heart jump for the sudden ‘love’ word that just got out of your lips.

“LOVE is a big word.” He stares at you

“Insensitive jerk. I’ve been walking for 15 minutes in the rain to get here.” You fake a sob “Are you really going to treat me that way?”

“Do I look like a man that’d do that to a girl?” he scoffs

“Of course” you glare

“RUDE” he replies in a very offended tone before ruffling his hair

He sighed before he grabbed the hem of his hoodie to slightly pull it up.This how your eyes wavered and panic started arising through your body.You were nervous at his unusual behavior.Why was he going to take it off and in front of you on top of it?

“W-W-What ARE YOU DOING?!” you hide your eyes “Don’t strip tease Jeon Jungkook. I’M W-WARNING YOU”

Jungkook takes off his hoodie as it sticks with the white shirt he’s wearing under it. Part of his skin and his abs gets exposed but the guy does not waste time to pull down his white shirt while removing successfully the white hoodie. You seem a bit disappointed as you didn’t get to see the entire thing. You were peeking through your fingers and you could tell that jungkook has been building something under these white shirts.

“Calm down woman, I was going to give you my hoodie instead. It’s already warm so you’ll warm up faster.” He replies as he throws the white hoodie on your figure

“Why do I feel like you actually wanted me to take everything off.” he replies “You were disappointed because I was wearing another shirt under it, right?” he nudges you

“N-NO!” you stare at him before putting on the hoodie “Ahh…” you exclaim as the warmth invades you “Your hoodie is so warm and cozy” you rub your cheek on the fabric

“Of course it is, I’m hot” he winks at you

“Oh gosh, International playboy.” You roll your eyes “So what’s your plan for tonight?”

“I thought we could play a little game” he wiggles his eyebrow

“Oh no, I don’t like where this is going” you stare at him

“You’ll see. Let’s just go watch something while waiting for Jimin hyung and the rest of the guys to come”

You both sat on his couch with his arm around your shoulder as you all snuggled up on his chest like his puppy.Jungkook would pet your hair while making all sorts of weird sounds.He was like that and you had to live with his weirdness. Whoever saw both of you, would be thinking that you’re an item. Jungkook would play and ruffle your hair with his large hands in order to make you the most hideous looking hairstyles in history. He giggles and finds it funny, but it’s not that funny in your perspective.

“Jeon, I beg you. Stop ruining my hair” you sigh

“I’m just having my fun. Please let me.”

“You really want to disfigure me before Jin Sunbae shows up?” you reply

“Oh, so you’re self-conscious because jin is probably going to show up?” Jungkook gives you a glance

So she still had something for him * pouts* Damn, I thought I had a chance this time…

“You still like him?” his eyes widened

“Not that I like him, but I don’t want to seem like a loser after seeing him for so long”

It’s official. She still likes him. Our chances are doomed Jeon, just forget it…You don’t stand a chance against the perfect Kim Seokjin from the Biomedical Departement.

“Y/N, don’t lie. You’re totally crushing on him” he replies bitterly

“Stop. It’s not like you’re any better. You fell for that library girl because of her boobs.”

I don’t even look at BOOBS. I AVOID BOOBS LIKE AN ILLNESS. WHY IS SHE BRINGING THAT UP?!Aaaiishh…now that she brought up the boob subject I feel like blushing * internally scolsd himself*

“I just said she looked cute!!I never crushed on her and her boobs have nothing to do with this” he blushes

“YOU LIAR” you point at him

The doorbell suddenly rang and the door opened on its own.Jimin was the culprit and he had the keys for some reason which didn’t even surprise jungkook. Followed by jimin was Taehyung with his casual grin stamped on his face, Hoseok who seemed way too hyped up for nothing, Yoongi who seemed to be unaware of why he was even invited, Namjoon who shot you a smile and Jin who was there in all of his glory.

“Who’s a liar?” jimin giggles “I bought some beer, guys!”

“Y/N is already there!!!!!” Taehyung shots up from the back and runs to get a hug from you

“How’s it going, Tae?” you chuckled as his soft hair would tickle your neck

“I’m doing better now that you hugged me” he grins

“Awww you~” you ruffle his hair “I should adopt you, where are the papers to adopt this child!!” you laugh

“This ‘child’ is actually a perv Y/N” Namjoon sighs “I saw him exchanging numbers with Kim Hyuna from third year. You know that girl –“

“With the big boobs” you sigh “Yes I know “you face palm “Why are you guys so obsessed with boobs? You really need to get over it.”

“She’s a C cup!! It’s rare to find this in my faculty” Namjoon sighs

“That’s because there’s not that many girls in engineering” you comment

“Try talking to me about it” Namjoon replies

“You exchanged numbers with Kim Hyuna? GIVE ME HER NUMBER TOO BRUH!! SHARE IT!” Hoseok pulls taehyung to his side

“Oh guys please…” you sigh

“Are you proud of me? I’m not perverted like them” jungkook smiles at you innocently

“You’re probably ten times worse, you just know how keep it inside your pants” you smirk

“OUCH.THAT HURTS” jungkook pouts

“I don’t care about boobs, someone tell me where I can find a relaxing spot in this apartment” Yoongi asks “I don’t even know why I came here, but I’m planning to take a nap anyways”

“There’s a couch over there hyung” Jungkook guides Yoongi to the couch

On the other side Jin had showed up  

“Hey Y/N, it’s been a while” Jin smiles at you

“O-Oh…hey” you blink awkwardly “Yeah, it’s been quite a while! I’m happy to you here” you blush

“Your shirt is so oversized” jin chuckled “you look so tiny”

“I bet Jungkook went dirty on you and he gave it to you as a present “Hoseok wiggles his eyebrows

“Ew. NO. Guys what is wrong with you?” you cringed your face

“She came all drenched because of some irresponsible hyung who didn’t gave her the ride she needed” jungkook frowns

“Okay, bruh, that last sentence sounded kind of wrong” Hoseok sips on his juice

“Oh gosh” jungkook rolled his eyes “Jimin hyung what do you have to say for your defense?”

“I don’t want to talk about it” Jimin’s smile fades away  

“Where’s your girlfriend?” jungkook suddenly asks

“Don’t even bring her up” jimin sighs

As the mood became slightly awkward, jungkook decided to change the topic and this is how you were now bond to play this game he’s been craving to play for so long. All seated in the living room in a circle with beer in the center, you were feeling nervous about what game you were going to play.

“So what is it?” You nudge jungkook

“Truth or Dare” Jungkook smirks

“Bruh, why did you invite us?” Hoseok whispers “You should’ve played that game alone with her…if you know what I mean”

“Shut up, HYUNG” jungkook would slap hoseok’s arm “So…who wants to start?”

“Me~” Namjoon raises his hand “Truth for Hoseok, Did you ever had sex with a teacher for a grade?”

“Ooooh~ bruh , you’re going quite hard from the start” Jimin laughs “No one would, I mean I never hooked up with a teacher so I bet that no one in this squad—“

“Okay, maybe once—“Hoseok replies

Everyone’s eyes rounded in astonishment.

“OMG HOSEOK. You got laid with a teacher??!!”  jimin shouts

“It was just that one time! Plus, she was a TEACHER ASSISTANT not an actual teacher!” Hoseok replies “She was cute. It was two birds with a stone to be honest”

“Was it good?” Taehyung wiggles his eyebrows

“What happens in class stays in class” Hoseok smirks

Everyoone ‘woo-ed’ at how savage Hoseok was being with his replies.You were feeling nervous about this game and about how daring the questions were.What if they asked you some awkward questions in front of Jin.You could tell that Jungkook was fidgeting in his seat.He may have chosen the game, but he was also nervous about what kind of wild ideas would come out of his friends.

“It’s my turn huh?”Hoseok asks “This is one is a Truth for Park Jimin. How many freshman have you slept with?”

“THAT’S NOT EVEN FAIR!!” Jimin points at hoseok “How do you expect me to remember that.”

“Oh Jimin” Jin chuckles

“Why am I befriending them again?” Yoongi stares at you

“I bet it’s close to the entire female population” Taehyung chuckled

“Five…” Jimin replies

“Jimin…please. This is truth or dare, not lie or dare” you face palm

“OKAY FIFTY. I SLEPT WITH FIFTY FRESHMANS. DON’T JUDGE” Jimin takes a shot “Your turn to Suffer Kim Taehyung, THIS IS A DARE FOR YOU. Go and lick the wall”

“Lick the wall?” Taehyung raises a brow “Alright, I’ve licked lots of stuff in the past anyways”

“Ew. HELL NO. I’ll have to clean it up” Jungkook cringes his face “NOT ON MY WALLS!!”

“Okay then, go out the balcony and scream to the entire neighborhood that you’re a hoe for jungkook while twerking” Jimin chuckles

“Everyone is a hoe for Jungkook” Taehyung smirks

“Oh man, this is going to be embarrassing “Jungkook sighs

It wasn’t long before Taehyung went out in the balcony. He started off by warming up his deep voice and made a few booty shakes to practice his twerking. It gave you the shock of your life when he suddenly screamed out of his lungs.

“I’M JUNGKOOK’S HOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!”Taehyung would shake his butt “YES I’M THE BEST HOE IN TOWN AND I CHOOSE JUNGKOOK. CATCH ME JUNGKOOOOKKKK. JUST LIKE IN THAT POKEMON GO GAME!!!! I’LL BE YOUR HOE!!!” he’d twerk for a few seconds “JUNGKOOK’S HOE FOR LIFE.HEARD THAT B*TCHES??!!! COME AND JOIN ME IN THE JUNGKOOK HOES FANCLUB–”

“Hyung, please shut the f*ck up, what will my neighbors think??!!” jungkook shows up behind taehyung as he claps his palm on the latter’s mouth

“Sorry, I just felt like it was appropriate to embarrass you along the way” Taehyung laughed

“Can I go back home? Please” Yoongi pleads but no one listens to him

“Congrats Jeon, you got yourself a Hoe Fan club” you laughed while nudging his shoulder

“You’re part of the fan club too” he winks at you

“In your wildest dreams” you send him a flying kiss

“My question is for Y/N” Taehyung giggles at you

“Please tell me it’s an innocent one” you laugh nervously

“If you had to Pick one of us and dress him up as your roleplay fantasy, who would it be?”

“Role playyyy~~~ Hmm, I like these kind of things” jimin giggles while nudging your arm nonstop “Now I’m feeling more curious”

“Why would you ask that?!” You chuckle “what if I said I don’t have a roleplay fantasy?”

“Oh baby, you do. Everyone does “Hoseok replies

“You guys are perverts” you groan “I don’t have a role play fantasy

“Why don’t you tell them about your cop fantasy—“Jungkook is about to reply but you put your palm over his lips

“SHUT IT.” You sent him a death sentence through your eyes

“Damn girl. Cop roleplay? That’s kind of naughty. I didn’t expect you’d be into that” Jimin giggles

“Are you into handcuffs in all those kind of stuff” Taehyung asks

“I’m not replying to this” you stare at Taehyung “AND YOU ARE DEAD” you glare at jungkook

“Hey, I had to say something” Jungkook chuckles “It’s not that embarrassing. It’s kind of Hot actually” he reassures you

“I think that Jungkook is already making plans for his Halloween costume” Hoseok smirks

“Shut up hyung” Jungkook flushes

“You didn’t reply who you’d pick in the squad to make this fantasy come true” Taehyung pouts

“I’m not picking any of you” you laugh sarcastically “Now let me make you suffer Jeon Jungkook” you stare at him

“W-Why me?!” jungkook blinks at you

“This is a dare for you. Give a kiss to Jimin on the cheeks”

“Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t kiss guys especially when they’re Park Jimin” Jungkook replies

“I feel offended now” Jimin puts a hand over his chest

“Oh shut up with ‘I don’t kiss guys’ ish, I’ve seen you kiss Taehyung that other time” you nudge jungkook

“I NEVER KISSED TAEHYUNG!!IT WAS NOT WILLINGLY AND IT WAS NOT REAL EITHER” Jungkook shots up

“Bruh you guys kissed?!” Hoseok put his palm over his lips “TAEKOOK SAILED!!!”

“We did NOT!!” jungkook argues

“ I helped Jungkook to pretend he had a Girlfriend that one time, so we acted out a little scene” Taehyung replies “We did not kiss, you don’t have to freak out Y/N” taehyung would pat your arm

“Who’s freaking out? I’m not freaking out!” you furrow your brows

“I just figured you might be a little jealous of me” Taehyung grins

“Yeah, obviously” you chuckle “Jungkook must be one hell of a good kisser then.” You smirk

“Tell me about it” Taehyung gives you a perverted glance

“STOP GIVING THEM THE WRONG IDEA, HYUNG!!”Jungkook shouts    

“Sorry Jimin, but Taekook sailed…” Hoseok taps jimin shoulder

“Why is my life so pathetic…?” Jimin took a shot “I just broke up with my girl and now Jungkook rejected me”

“Don’t be like that hyung” Jungkook would pats jimin’s shoulder “I’m sorry for your girlfriend. I promise you’ll find the right one soon.”

“That’s true Jimin-ah. We can get a drink together sometimes. Don’t feel so destroyed. You’re an amazing man” Jin would reassure jimin

“That girl doesn’t know what she’s missing” Hoseok replies smugly “You got so many hoes and she’s just one of them”

“Hoseok, can you just shut up please?” you glare at Hoseok before petting jimin’s hair “She probably had her reasons. Remember that we’re always there for you Chimchim” you hold onto his hand

“B-But I loved her so much” Jimin would bury his face in his hands

“There are many girls waiting in line for you. It’s okay! Just think like the old Playboy Jimin would.” Namjoon tries reassuring him

“I thought she was different…That girl changed me” Jimin sniffed “I thought she was the one”

“Don’t let her break you down like that” Taehyung smiles before adding “Girls act out weird sometimes”

“Excuse me?” you gave a stare to Taehyung

“Hum. Yeah. No. I think I’ll just drink and shut up” Taehyung giggles

“Come here “you pull jimin in your arms as you cuddle him and play with his hair “I’ll tell you a little secret” you whisper in jimin’s ears

Not fair. She never cuddles me like this, Jungkook pouts

“Girls may hold grudges for long, but she will eventually come back” you whisper in jimin’s ears

“How do you know that?” jimin stares at you

“Let her time to cool off” you ruffle his hair “And then impress her”

“Y/N, please give me some attention too” Jungkook tugs on your sleeve

“Jesus, you’re such a child!” You chuckle before staring at him “I dare you to stay silent for the rest of the game till someone chooses you for another truth or dare” you reply

“RUDE.” Jungkook replies in an offended tone “Do you hate me that much?!”

“I do it because I adore you” you pinch his nose in between your fingers

“Sure” jungkook sighs “I’ll stay shut but before that, I’ll ask a little question too” he replies “My question is for Jin.”

“Yes?” Jin blinks

“If you had a chance to date Y/N, would you do it?”

Your eyes rounded automatically and you slapped his arm aggressively while communicating with your eyes. You and Jungkook could understand each other with your facial expressions.

Why would you ask him such an embarrassing question?!!! You stare at jungkook

It’s about time he knows you like him! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. He stares back at you

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!! YOU BETTER REVERSE THIS ISH OR I’M REVEALING YOUR DARKEST SECRETS, You glare at him

GO AHEAD, YOU THINK I’M SCARED?!!! SORRY.BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE, he gives you a mocking face

I’LL KILL YOU, your eyes threaten him

I LOVE YOU TOO. He smiles sarcastically

“Y/N is a sweet girl! Who wouldn’t want to date her?” Jin smiles sweetly

“That’s not the question. Would you date her?” Jungkook adds fuel to the fire

YOU BETTER SHUT IT NOW ROMEO. I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS IF YOU KEEP ON GOING, you tug on his sleeve

TRY TOUCHING ME THERE, He smirks

I’ll f*cking murder you, you grit your teeth

“I would date her. She’s really cute” Jin smiles at you

OF course he’d say that, jungkook internally rolls his eyes

“O-Oh….yeah…t-thank you” you blush before staring at jungkook “Now you better shut that pretty mouth for the rest of game” you tap jungkook’s lips with your fingers

“I’ll ask one question to Yoongi then” Jin suddenly comments

“Did you just include me in this game?” Yoongi glared at jin

“Of course you should participate, you’re still our close friend” Jin smiles “So I have a dare for you”

“Oh no, you did not go there” Hoseok gasps

“Tie your hair into apple hair” Jin chuckles as he stares at yoongi

“He will murder you” Taehyung shook his head

“RIP Jin Hyung” Jimin sobs

Yoongi stares at everyone lifelessly.

“You can expect to go to hell for making me do this” Yoongi threatens and all guys gulped on their saliva

“Do you want me to lend you a hair tie” you poke yoongi with a smile and he only gives you a sigh of exasperation

“I don’t even know anymore” Yoongi sighs “Why am I even here in the first place?”

“I’ll make your hair for you” you smile at yoongi as you tie his bangs into apple hair “So KYUUUTTTEEE” you squeal and clap your hands

She never tied my hair and said it looked cute. Please give me some love and attention too. jungkook internally pouts

“I get to give a dare this time?” Yoongi sighs “Jeon Jungkook. This one is for you”

Why is he choosing me? Do I look like a Pokémon you can just pick?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME??!!! Jungkook only sighs in response since he’s supposed to keep quiet

Yoongi on his side had a plan to finish up this game and go back home as soon as he could.

“Oh I forget to mention that it’s a gift for Jungkook and a dare for Y/N” yoongi clarifies

PARDON?!!!A GIFT FOR ME AND A DARE FOR HER? I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!!,  jungkook shudders

“A dare for me?” You blink this time “How come my dare is a gift for this kid?” you poke jungkook’s arm

“I don’t know where this is going, but I’ll just sit back and watch the genius do his job” Hoseok sits back while sipping on his beer

“The dare is to sit on Jungkook’s lap for the rest of the game.” Yoongi smirks at you

WHY IS MY LAP INVOLVED IN HER DARE???! CAN’T THEY LEAVE MY POOR SENSITIVE BODY ALONE! jungkook cringes his face Ugh, I’m getting drunk on top of it. PLEASE NO. Y/N. SAY NO.I BEG YOU.MY PANTS ARE BEGGING YOU TOO.

“Sit on his lap? How is that supposed to be a gift for Jungkook? He’ll only get burdened” you chuckle “I mean, I’ve been eating quite a lot of sweets nowadays” you giggle

“Just hop on it and I promise you’d understand what we mean” Taehyung winks at you

WHAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE SOME OBJECT PEOPLE CAN JUST HOP ON FOR FUN?!I THOUGHT I WAS THE BUNNY HERE, WHY WOULD SHE HOP ON ME….oh…wait…now I get it* CRIES THE ENTIRE HAN RIVER* HE’S LIKE ASKING HER TO HOP ON MY DICK INDIRECTLY.OH GOSH I HATE THESE HYUNGS.I’LL POISON THEIR DRINKS.

“Sure. I mean Why not?!” You smile at Taehyung “As long as it causes no harm to anybody I’m cool with it”

GIRL NO.HELL NO.YOU’RE GOING TO CAUSE HARM TO ME.UGH…and I CAN’T EVEN SAY A F*CKING WORD!!!

You grabbed Jungkook’s hand and his eyes wavered from your eyes as he tried staying composed from your touch. His eyes laid lower to check out how you were dressed again. Here is was, his worst nightmare. The damn Booty shorts. It was so humid outside and you chose to wear these when you came here.

HOLY MOTHER OF THE BOOTY SHORTS * cries* we’re f*cked for real this time.

Jungkook didn’t noticed because he always does his best to avoid looking at exposed areas of your body. He can’t believe he hugged you so casually a few hours earlier. Your shorts were a detail he always avoided to look at and this time he won’t have a choice but to give them a second closer look.The cut of of these destroyed jean shorts were the kind that he hated. The kind of shorts that had busted holes in the front since they were fashionable. That was not the main problem.The real problem about these shorts was the fact that whenever you’d bend or sit, they’d get magically shorter. That was the reason why you would usually tie your vest around your waist, but this time your vest was drenched and in the drying machine.

Might as well just play along with it and treat her as if she’s a plant.Yeah, jungkook, she’s a green plant and you’re not the kind of guy who’d get horny over a plant, right? *cold sweats*

He crosses his legs in an open position as he chooses a more comfortable way for you to sit. He thought that sitting like a chair would prevent his worst nightmare from happening. A position that won’t drive him over the edge every time you move or shift on top of him. Well that’s what he thought.

Yeah, if I sit like this it won’t be a problem right? He’d reassure himself

“Can I?” you ask first

Jungkook suddenly pulls your body to sit on his lap with no warning. You feel like you’re sitting on a chair and Jungkook gasps at that sudden extra weight on his crotch. You tried adjusting your seating position on his lap and jungkook suddenly freezed. He’d hold his head to the side while staring at the ground while gulping on that knot of saliva in his dry throat. .He was f*cked and that position he just choose was going to make him suffer for hours under you. Your shorts already started riding up a bit and he couldn’t even bare to look at you. Having drank one bottle and half of beer for the past half hour wasn’t going to help him out at all. He was already feeling the heat rise in his body.

“Look at Jungkook” Hoseok chuckles “He’s all tense”

“Oh, it must be my fault” you pout “I’m sorry, I gained a little bit of weight” you turn around to look at juingkook’s face

DON’T TURN AROUND. DON’T F*CKING MOVE.

Jungkook simply nodded to assure you that it was okay with an awkward smile. Unlucky as he was, the boy had to bear with your butt on his lap for the next hour. One wrong movement and he’d be screwed. Sitting on his lap was a thing but your attire was going to make this ten times harder for him in every sense of the word. The fabric of your shorts was thick while his sweatpants were thin enough for him to feel everything. He was going to suffer while you weren’t going to feel anything. It was his lap after all. He could already feel himself suffering from thinking of how horrendous and frustrating it must feel whenever you’d shift a little bit and the rough fabric of your jeans would simply create friction against his sensitive pants. He was going to suffer for the rest of the game and this was just the start.

“I actually never expected Yoongi hyung to throw a dare like this one” Jimin giggles

“How does it feel to have a girl on your lap jungkook-ah?” Taehyung nudges jungkook

Jungkook only stayed silent while staring at everyone with his does eyes. Bitting his poor victimized lips that would turn red by the end of the game. He had the look of someone who’s guilty of something and his hyungs could tell from the first glance.

“Why are you guys asking him so many weird questions” You raise a brow “Leave him alone?”

At least she’s taking my side *sighs*

“Y/N, we’re just playing” Taehyung chuckles

YEAH YOU’RE PLAYING AT MAKING ME AND MY POOR PANTS SUFFER.TELL THEM Y/N. PUNISH THE F*CK OUT OF THEM. Okay maybe not. That sounded wrong.

“You guys are making me do all sorts of thing” you nudge taehyung

“Blame Yoongi Hyung! I didn’t do anything” Taehyung lifts up his hands in defense

“My dare is for you Taehyung-ah” you smile sarcastically at him

“Cruel woman”

“I dare you to kiss Jimin on the lips” you smirk

It’s in these moments that I’m glad she can’t see me and give me a dare.

“A REAL KISS?” Taehyung blinks

“WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM IN YOUR DARES?! Y/N WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!” Jimin whines

“I bet it’s a revenge because you didn’t pick her up and she had to walk in the rain to get here” namjoon laughs

“Or maybe Y/N is just into yaoi stuff. I mean this girl has a kink for police uniforms so I wouldn’t be surprised that—“Hoseok chuckles

Her kink is still sexy as f*ck, why does he keep on bringing it up? It’s not like something she should feel ashsamed of.  jungkook rolls his eyes

“Do you want me to include you in that dare too?” you raise a brow at Hoseok

“Okay no, I’ll shut up” Hoseok sits straight in a formal position

“Ok I’ll kiss Jimin, but NO ONE TAKES PICTURES!” Taehyung warns

“Hell no BRUH, I MAY HAVE SAID YES TO JUNGKOOK, BUT I REFUSE TO BE KISSED BY YOU” Jimin steps back

“That’s not fair!” Taehyung whines

“JUST DO IT” you lay your head back and jungkook’s little panic was starting to rise

N-N-NO…DON’T GET CLOSE TO ME!!!!

If he could he’d lay back his body away from you as much as he could. Everytime you’d turn around and shift on his lap he’d suppress a sound to come out. You only added up the fuel to the fire by turning around. He could smell your fruity scented hair and for some reason it was starting to build up this frustration through his body. He was in a position where he’s so close to you but still can’t do anything. He’d curl his hands into fists while constantly biting on his lip, killing himself and praying that you won’t move much for the rest of the game.

F*ck NO.WHY DOES SHE SMELL SO DAMN GOOD. *hides in a corner while sobbing endlessly*

“Come here jimin and kiss me” Taehyung pleads jimin

“HELL NO” Jimin’s eyes rounded

“PLEASE! I’LL CALL YOU HYUNG!” Taehyung pouts

“Of course, call me Hyung and I won’t mind a kiss” jimin smiles

“Really?!” Taehyung blinks

“You think I’d say THAT??!!” Jimin scoffs

“I’ll be part of your hoe fanclub “Taehyung pleads

“He has a hoe fan club too?” Your mouth forms a ‘o’

“I don’t need more hoes” Jimin frowns “You’re NOT EVEN WORTHY OF BEING MY SIDE HOE, SO —“

Taehyung takes the opportunity to peck jimin’s lips fast. Everyone’s jaws drop to the floor, including yours.You did not even expect Taehyung to do it, yet he still did.Taehyung just blew everyone’s minds with his act. Jimin was the most shocked.His lips that were usually stained with the various lipsticks of many girls were now stained by Taehyung’s lemon chapstick.

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??!!” Hoseok steps back

“OH MAN HOLY SHIT!!!!!!” jungkook suddenly shouts “THEY DID IT FOR REAL!!!!”

“F*ck this shit. I think I’ve seen enough for tonight, I’m leaving” Yoongi gets ready to get up

“You’re staying here, sugar” Jin pull yoongi to sit down

“I’m not your sugar” Yoongi glares at jin

“You’re my sweet ingredient so you stay here” Jin pats Yoongi’s back and yoongi sighs in defeat

On the other side it was another story for jimin

“How DARE YOU??!” Jimin put his hand over his lips as a blush started to form on his cheeks

“Sorry Jimin, I just had to make you shut up” Taehyung sighs “On another note, I think you should change up your chapstick.It tastes like rotten apples”

“I think I’ll go get some water” Jimin fans himself

“You’re savage Tae, I didn’t expect that at all” you whisper to taehyung “Can’t you see how hot and bothered Jimin looks now?!” You blink

“It’s okay! He’ll get over it, eventually!” Taehyung giggles “So it’s my turn this time to ask a question~”

Everyone stares at him in disbelief.

“Okay so my question is for Y/N” Taehyung stares at you

“Why did you pick me again?!” You whine

“Does size matters for you?” he smirks

WTF IS THIS KIND OF QUESTION??!! WHY DO YOU ASK HER THIS WHILE SHE’S LITTERALLY SITTING ON ME * FACEPALM *

Jungkook suddenly feels himself flush and tense up for some unknown reason. He had no idea why these questions were so dirty and so awkward, but this mood was making feel quite hot in this shirt.What if you could feel his size by accident while sitting in this position? What if he’d have trouble staying in place for the next hour and you’d get to know about the heat that has been rising in his pants.What if you could feel him and be disappointed? In fact he was curious about your reply but afraid at the same time. What if your reply makes him ten times more frustrated?

“Size? I mean, a girl can expect something up to her standards. As long as the performance is good…” you reply slyly “I’m just kidding “you blush as you cup your cheeks as you realize that Jin is still in the room

Jungkook felt this weird feeling in the pit in his stomach and he chose to shrug it off by commenting and playing along with you.Maybe it’d make him less nervous and it’d help him forget about this constant frustration that has been building up.

“You make sly comments and then you blush” Jungkook chuckled “Girl, get a grip over yourself”

“Shut up Jungkook, you’re obviously enjoying this” Taehyung giggles

“NOT” Jungkook fans himself awkwardly

The thickness of your shorts rubbing on him was making his breathing hitch.His lips were aching to let out a sound but his teeth were sinking so deep down his bottom lip that only little whimpers could be heard.You’d chuckle and clap your hands while playing and he’d casually have to bear with the pain to stop his raging desire to take over him. The fabric of your jeans would create that sinful friction on his crotch area whenever you’d move from side to side.

UGH.SEND ME SOME HELP.I NEED A MOTHERF*CKING CUP OF HOLY WATER. NOT SOME STUPID ALCOHOL!!!

“Oh I have another one for Y/N! Who do you think has the biggest size in this room?” Hoseok smirks

WHY WOULD YOU ASK HER THAT??!!! Of course they’d make my life ten times harder… *digs a hole for his own funeral*

“Do you really want me to answer this?” you raise a brow “Man, I never saw anything, how am I supposed to know”

“Girl, just answer with the feel. There’s probably a guy in this squad that you’re expecting something from” jimin chuckles

Of course, she’s probably expecting something big from Jin, Jungkook would sigh in his inner thoughts

“I’ll go with Hoseok…”you tilt your head to the side “I’ll give you this one, cause’ you asked me the question” you chuckle “Happy now?”

“I’m quite satisfied” Hoseok laughs

“From what I personally saw, the biggest one here is the guy sitting beside you” Jimin suddenly shows up with a smirk

WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE JIMIN HYUNG??!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE RECOVERING FROM THE KISS TAEHYUNG JUST GAVE YOU??!

“The guy sitting beside me?” You turn to your left and meet eyes with Yoongi

“Do I look like the kind of man who’d show my privacy to these worthless strippers?” Yoongi stares at you in disbelief

You blink at him for a few seconds before bursting out in laughter. Yoongi really didn’t want to be there and it showed all over his behavior and his facial expression.

“We’re NOT STRIPPERS” taehyung reply in a very offended tone “Maybe Hoes, but not strippers”

“Someone put some tape over Taehyung’s mouth please” Namjoon face palms

“Okay I’ll be more precise. The guy sitting under you” Jimin giggles

You chuckle at yoongi’s hilarious response and turn to you turn around before meeting eyes with a very shy jungkook who’s awkwardly sipping on his beer as if it was apple juice.Red cheeks and very active eyes who’d glance everywhere but in your direction. Jungkook was nervous and he did not want to hear a response from you.It was already killing him to know that you’re now aware of this embarrassing information. Not that it was an embarrassment for him, he was rather proud to have the biggest size, but it was awkward in his perspective to tell you about this.

“Boy, why are you so red? Are you drunk?” you put your palm on his cheek and you can feel the heat radiating from him

DON’T TOUCH MY CHEEEKSSS!!!!!! * cries*

“Come on Jeon, why are you acting all shy now? You’d always show it off and brag when we’d be in the locker rooms” Hoseok rolls his eyes

“Shut it” Jungkook glares at his hyungs

“You actually brag about it? Whoah kook, I’m learning all sorts of thing from you today” you raise a brow “I didn’t expect you’d have the biggest size either” you punch his arm “You’re quite the man, huh?” you chuckled

Your jeans rode up and he could see from the side of his vision your exposed skin. Being dazed from your scent, your skin exposure and your proximity, it was currently driving him over the edge. You were so close yet so far. Beads of sweat along his side burns were glistering and falling right down from his jaw to his neck. Jungkook was nervous and anyone could tell from the first glance that he was suppressing himself to not move.

Let’s stay cool and not make this too obvious *puts professional mask on*

“I don’t know if I should feel offended by this comment or be happy, but thank you anyway. Can we please pass to the next question and stop talking about my size? ” Jungkook cringes his face

“Embrace it, BRAT. It’s not every day that you get to have that kind of size! “Hoseok replies

“Freaking embarrassing” jungkook face palms

“It’s okay jungkook-ah. Don’t be ashamed. I can brag about you now” you nudge him

“W-What? “He blinks at you “You’ll BRAG TO WHO ABOUT THIS? YOU NEVER EVEN SAW THE REAL THING.”

“Should I see it?” you smirk

EXCUSE ME?!!! Jungkook’s eyes almost dropped out of their sockets

Your comment just made his blood rush with anticipation and his sweatpants feel a bit tight for some weird reason. His heart jumped and he was suddenly pulsating with desire. He was restraining himself from breathing heavily because for some reason he found this straightforward side of you kind of aggressive and sexy. You were slowly turning him on and he was slowly starting to lose control over himself.Heat was rising everywhere on his skin and he needed a freezer to cool down.  

The boys let out ‘whoos’ and screams in excitement while jungkook’s jaw is dropping on the floor.How in the world did these kind of words managed to slip out of your tongue.Who knows? Maybe you really wanted to see something.

“THAT GIRL IS STRAIGHTFORWARD AND I LIKE IT!” Jimin stands up

“I’m just kidding guys” you chuckle “I think I’m getting too drunk” you cup your warm cheeks “Sorry, I thought It’d be cute to tease Jungkookie”

“Man, she just called you cute” Hoseok shook his head “Y/N, we just told you he had the biggest one yet you call him cute?”

“B-But he’s still my cute little Jungkook” you pout “Right, kookie?” you pinch his cheeks

“I ask for a re-match, I refuse to look at my dongsaeng being called cute when he has the biggest size in this room!” Hoseok stands up

“H-Hyung, DON’T DO IT” jungkook glares at Hoseok

“I choose the next dare” Hoseok says in a definitive tone “Go ahead and ask your two questions Y/N, because I’m choosing the next dare”

TO BE CONTINUED…


REQUEST/COMMENT FOR A PART 2 AND I’LL MAKE IT COME TRUE~

contrivedcoincidences6  asked:

“I’ll tell them soon, I promise. But right now, you need to get in the closet.”

Thanks for the prompt!

Warning: entirely ridiculous non-canon OOC fluff ahead. Proceed at your own risk. Set mid season 7, I guess?

Sequel: Out of the Closet


There are few things Mulder enjoys more in life than kissing his partner and few things he finds more irresistible than said partner in a sundress. Especially one that so perfectly matches the blue of her eyes with a flowy skirt that’s just right for sneaking his hands underneath. Which is precisely how he found himself pinning her to the couch on that particular Saturday morning, her hands fisted in his hair, his promises to take her to the farmer’s market all but forgotten.

A sharp rap on her apartment door jolts her lips disappointingly from his and she pulls away slightly, tipping her head towards the sound.

“Shhh maybe if we ignore it, they’ll go away,” he coaxes, pressing his open mouth to the slope of her now exposed neck and eliciting a distracted moan and arched back from his partner. His hand slides down the curve of her hip, fingers brushing just inside the lace edge of her underwear.

“Dana?” Maggie’s muffled voice calls from the hallway.

Scully snaps upright and her forehead smacks into his bottom lip, wincing groans accompanied by hands clutched to their respective heads.

“Shit!” she stands in a rush, bucking Mulder off the couch and onto the floor. “I completely forgot that I was supposed to have lunch with my mother and Bill today.”

Mulder stumbles to his feet with a bloodied lip and straining erection as Scully pulls her sundress back over her hips and attempts to smooth down her couch-mussed hair.

“You have to get out of here,” Scully hisses. “I haven’t told them about us yet and they really can’t find out like this.”

The knock sounds again, louder and more persistent. Scully groans in panic as she fumbles to shove Mulder across the room.

“Quick, get in the hall closet!”

“Scully…wha-?”

“Please just do it! I’ll tell them soon, I promise, but right now you need to get in the closet!”

“Dana?!” It’s Bill who knocks this time and he lacks Maggie’s motherly patience.

“Maybe we just tell them?” Mulder offers earnestly. “I mean, your mom seems to really like me. I’m sure…”

“Mulder, please!” Scully begs in a hushed undertone. She throws open the closet door and pushes him inside, pretending not to notice the slightly wounded, kicked puppy look on his face. “I’m sorry.”

Scully throws open the front door, pasting on a welcoming smile. “Mom, Bill! Hi! I’m so sorry I didn’t hear your knock, I was still getting dressed. But I’m all set, so let’s go!”

Scully moves to exit her apartment and close the door behind her, but is stopped by Maggie’s hand on her shoulder.

“Actually dear, I have to use the bathroom real quick. You don’t mind do you?”

“Uh…n-no, not a problem at all…come on in.”

Scully and Bill shift awkwardly in her entryway, struggling to find a conversation topic that wouldn’t lead to an argument.

“So, Dana, how’s work going these days? Still working with Miller chasing after his ridiculous theories?”

Mulder is doing just fine, Bill.” Scully snaps tersely with a sharp scowl. “Thanks for asking.”

Bill crosses his arms and mutters under his breath something that sounds suspiciously like “motherfucker almost killed you”.

Inside the closet, Mulder shifts uncomfortably. His legs are cramping and there’s a high heel stabbing him in the ass. If he could just stretch his legs a little bit, he‘d be more comfortable and he could…knock a noisy cascade of things off the closet shelf and onto his head. Fan-fucking-tastic. What did Scully even all keep in this damn closet anyway?

Bill’s head snaps to the thuds coming from the closet with a suspicious glare. “What’s in the closet?”

“Oh nothing!” Scully covers quickly, moving to stand between her brother and the door. “I’m sure something just fell off the shelf in there, you know, old building settling and all…”

“Uh huh,” Bill does not look convinced.

To Scully’s great relief, Maggie chooses this moment to reappear from the bathroom.

“Are you two all set?”

“Yes!” Scully practically shouts, ushering them towards the apartment door and earning herself a startled look from her mother. “Let’s go!”

“Wait, Dana, honey,” Maggie interjects, reaching for the closet doorknob. “Don’t you want your coat? It’s a bit chilly out there.”

“No!”

The door is barely cracked open when Scully lunges to flatten her body against it, slamming it shut again.

“I mean, I’m sure I’ll be fine.” Scully stammers her way through an excuse, praying to whatever patron saint covers hiding secret boyfriends in coat closets. “You don’t want to open that closet anyway. Super messy. Can’t find anything in there…”

“Messy, Dana? You?” Bill questions with a skeptical narrowing of his eyes.

Scully ignores him and herds them through the front door and down the hall towards the elevator as quickly as possible. As the elevator doors open, the guilt of leaving Mulder in the closet creeps up behind her before settling in heavy chains around her shoulders, forcing a sigh of regret from her lips.

“Actually, you know what, I think I’m going to grab that jacket after all. You two go on ahead and I’ll meet you down at the car, okay?”

“Are you sure you don’t just want us to wait for you? We don’t mind.” Maggie asks, clamping sharply down on Bill’s arm when he grumbles in displeasure.

“No, no. It’s fine. I’ll be just a minute.”

Scully waits for the elevator doors to close completely before she jams her key in the apartment lock. She opens the door to find Mulder crawling out of the closet amidst a jumble of shoes, coats, and handbags. His right foot is jammed through the now-broken strings of a tennis racquet. He looks up in surprise to find her biting her lip in repressed laughter.

“Sorry about the racquet, Scully,” Mulder mumbles abashedly, shaking his leg hokey-pokey style in a futile attempt to get it off. “I’ll buy you a new one.”

Scully smiles down at him with a bemused head shake and bends to free him from the wily clutches of the sporting equipment. She extends her hand and pulls him to his feet, looking up into his eyes.

“Don’t worry about it,” she soothes with a wink. “It was Bill’s anyways.”

Scully caresses the sharp angle of his jaw, running her thumb over the small bloodied spot from their ill-fated make out session. She gently pulls his forehead towards hers and raises on her tiptoes to press a gentle kiss to his lips, her tongue swiping a salve of apology over his wounds.

“Mulder, I’m sorry. I-“

“It’s okay, Scully. Really. I understand,” he cuts her off, the hurt expression on his face belying the placation of his words and soft smile. “So what are you doing back here anyways? Did you forget something?”

She reaches down to twine her fingers through his, giving his hand a reassuring squeeze.

“Yeah. You.”

Two-Part Drabble Game

I found this idea while looking around for other drabble games so I decided to make my own list. All the prompts below are ones I thought up, and if they’re the same as on another list, that’s just purely coincidental.

Send me one number from the first list, one number from the second list, and a character and I’ll write a drabble for it. Please don’t spam, I’ll be able to tell if you do.

Situations:

  1. at a bar
  2. cuddling
  3. fighting
  4. soulmate au
  5. cooking
  6. getting married
  7. in the hospital
  8. after a long day
  9. drunk
  10. by the firelight
  11. making out
  12. domestic
  13. expecting a child
  14. hurt/comfort
  15. protecting
  16. first kiss
  17. seeing the other dressed up
  18. jealousy
  19. love proclamation
  20. cold and wet
  21. college au
  22. someone has the flu
  23. post-argument
  24. after a long time of not seeing each other
  25. first time together
  26. going to the fair
  27. cleaning wounds
  28. pretend relationship
  29. morning after
  30. working late at night
  31. being walked in on
  32. walking home late at night
  33. after the first date
  34. date gone wrong
  35. not wanting to be alone

Sentences:

  1. “I’m with you for a reason, stupid.”
  2. “I had a lot of fun, surprisingly.”
  3. “Look me in the eye; are you sure you’re alright?”
  4. “Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I love you. I’m trying to decide which I’m feeling right now.”
  5. “We are not dancing right now.”
  6. “Hey, things could be worse, right?”
  7. “I can’t help it. You’re just really warm. Like a giant heater.”
  8. “I love you. I love you more than I’ve ever loved anybody.”
  9. “Listen, I know it’s hard, but I’m not going anywhere.”
  10. “I just want you to be happy. With or without me.”
  11. “Your hand is in my personal space. Not that I mind.”
  12. “I know it’s late, but I don’t know where else to turn.”
  13. “I could give you a ride, if you want.”
  14. “The guilt is eating me alive.”
  15. “Do you need a massage? A cup of tea? A hot bath?”
  16. “No, no, no. I know where this is gonna lead. We do not have the time for sex.”
  17. “You don’t get to apologize after you’ve hurt me so bad.”
  18. “This is so unfair. You’re bigger and stronger than I am.”
  19. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Would you mind saying that again?”
  20. “Please stay the night. I really don’t mind. I wouldn’t feel right knowing you’re sleeping by yourself.”
  21. “I’m really busy right now. And what you’re doing is distracting.”
  22. “It may not have a ring or a bouquet of flowers, but the sentiment is still the same.”
  23. “I know you might not think so, but you look really good right now.”
  24. “You’ve been working too hard and need to get some rest. There’s bags under your eyes.”
  25. “You look really peaceful when you’re asleep.”
  26. I’m not very flexible, you know.”
  27. “That looks like my shirt, but it can’t be. I know I left it in my closet, with all the other shirts you try to steal.”
  28. “I don’t like it when you’re alone with them”
  29. “I’m never letting you out of my sight ever again.”
  30. “Please never do that ever again.”
  31. “You look like you need a hug.”
  32. “I just want to be alone right now, okay?”
  33. “I hate that I need you around to feel safe. Because what if one day, I lose you?”
  34. “You? Tackle me to the ground? Don’t make me laugh.”
  35. “It was an accident, I swear.”
You Are Mine

Request:  can you write something where the reader is Jasper Hale’s mate and Mike Newton doesn’t seem to get that she’s not interested in him, and Jasper gets jealous and he gets him to leave her alone and then maybe it could end with some smutty goodness?

Requested by: @saracons87

Context: Jasper isn’t too keen on knowing Mike Newton has the hots for you and decides to make it known that you are his to both Mike, and yourself.

Warnings: SMUT at the end of course

Jasper had wanted to keep your relationship private. He had mentioned it being too dangerous and he didn’t want what happened with Bella and Edward to happen to you two. However, it was annoying. Mike Newton was like a leech since the day you moved there. He never left your side except for when you parted ways for History class. That was where you met Jasper and fell in love with his fascination for the past. That is until you learned the truth about him and his family. You still loved him all the same.

“I don’t understand why we have to keep being private about this.” You said under your breath knowing that he could hear it. You were sitting as close as possible to him without touching. He gave you a side eye before you felt his hand run up your leg, sending you shivers down your spine.

“You know exactly why. Don’t think I don’t want it to be different but I really don’t want you to become another victim of the Cullen clan.” He said as low as he could but loud enough for your human ears.

“Yeah, but you’re not a Cullen, you’re a Hale.” You pointed out. He looked at you with a grin and squeezed your thigh. You knew that was a cause for something naughty later.

The bell went off and you knew ten times out of ten that Mike would be waiting at the door for you to get out.

“Hey so I was thinking..” Without fail, he was there waiting for you and started blasting you with plans for the weekend knowing good and well you would turn him down to “study for a test”, when you would actually be with Jasper.

By the time the day was over, you had for sure gone deaf. Mike was just nothing but talkative that day and you had had enough.

“Mike, I think you’re a sweet guy but I really think you should find someone else to harass. Not me.” You said facing him once and for all. You could see Jasper standing off to the side with Emmett. Em had the biggest grin on his face and you could tell Jasper was getting tense.

“Oh come one baby, I’m only trying to get to know you.” He said reaching out to brush a strand of your hair away, except his hand didn’t quite reach you.

“I think you’ve said and done enough.” Jasper had come to your rescue after all. He wrapped his arm around you and kissed your forehead. “Please stop harassing my girl or I will have to have my brothers handle it for me.” He said pointing over his shoulder. You peeked behind you to see Em with his arms crossing his shoulders looking mean as hell and Edward giving his “I’ll fuck you up” look. Mike audibly gulped before turning on his heels and running down the hallway.

“Oh so now you wanna be all public about our relationship.” You said.

Before you could turn to get his response, you were standing in a closet on the other side of school that had already emptied after the bell. Jasper had run you all the way there and was staring at you darkly.

“So he’s a sweet guy, huh?” Jasper said coming closer to you, his hands finding your waist and squeezing.

“Baby, you know I don’t mean it. I was trying to let him down easily.” You said, breathing deeply. He was so close to you now, his body cold against your now flaming one.

“Well he won’t be coming after you anymore.” He said kissing you, pushing your back up against the wall.

You groaned against his lips and felt the buttons on your blouse pop open one by one before you felt his cold fingers trace down to your waist, unbuttoning your jeans. A gasp escaped your lips as he quickly did away with your clothes, flipping you around so that you were facing the wall.

He entered you with need, not taking a second to allow you to adjust to him, wanting you more now than he ever did. His cool body against your hot one was like fire and ice. He growled in your ear thrusting into you as deep as he could possibly go.

“You are mine.” He said through clenched teeth. Your whole body shivered at his words, knowing that it was indeed true. You were his and that was never going to change. For as long as you roamed the earth.

You felt him move faster as his high was coming and you knew yours was just around the corner. Screaming out his name, you came, digging your nails into whatever it was you were holding on to.

He finished inside of you before pulling out and cleaning you up. Good thing you were in a cleaning closet. He dressed you quickly but gently before pulling your now weak body against his for support as you both left.

The next day, Mike stayed as far from you as possible, and everyone and their mother was staring at you as you walked down the hallway hand in hand with the love of your life.

A/N:
Sorry that it took so freaking long to get this up. I literally had to write this at work in my downtime. I hope this is what you were looking for. :) 

Originally posted by timmy-chalamet

A Beginners Guide To Spirit Work.

A Spirit Work Masterpost

Written and Edited by Natsume – 10/17/2017

Hey everyone! My name’s Natsume and I am a Spirit Worker. I’m writing this post to tell hopefully help beginners and experienced spirit workers alike! All of the information will be under the cut since I have a feeling this is going to be a very long post.

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Good Girl CH 11: Morning After

“What did you do to our little Joo?” Suho yells as he busts threw the door, making me jump straight into Xiumin’s arms. He holds me to his chest and pulls the blanket over me so my naked body is hidden from the prying eyes of boys that suddenly fill the doorway. They all stand there dumbstruck at the sight.

“Stop your staring,” Xiumin snapped.

“Can’t help it,” Pervy Luhan purrs as he comes in the room and sits on the edge of the bed.

“I want to see Noona naked,” Sehun teases as he joins us on the bed.

“You guys are making me blush,” I mumble as I tuck myself into Xiumin’s chest.

“Come on,” Chen hoots playfully, “How about a little leg?”

I can’t help but laugh at his cute begging, I slide my leg out from under the covers to let them see.

“How about some back?” Xiumin teases before letting the blanket slide down my body, giving the eleven men who had made their way into the room a nice view of my bare back and Luhan a side boob view. I shiver when Sehun drags a finger down my spine, stopping he hits the blanket just about my butt.

“Sehunie,” I whine, “Stop it, you’re making my shiver.”

“I think she means tingle,” Kai purrs as he joins Sehun in touching my back, his cold hands make my visibly shiver.

I didn’t even notice Kyungsoo joining them until the boy is already pushing the younger two away and placing soft warm kisses on my shoulders. He sits down right behind me, and like Xiumin, I can feel his warmth radiating off him.

“Does that feel better?” Kyungsoo whispers in my ear.

“You’re so warm!” I say as I lean back into his embrace, finding a bare chest, something I was not expecting from the owl.

“Be carful love, you are going to show everyone to chest,” Xiumin warns. I snap back up against him.

“Since when have you been so friendly?” Kai whines as he pokes his hyung.

“You could barely look at her yesterday.” Tao adds in, wanting to join us on the bed but can’t get close with the others in the way.

“Someone didn’t cool off, I’m guessing,” Kris raises a brow at the owl boy.

Kyungsoo shrugs, “She did it to my twice yesterday, and it just hasn’t gone away.”

“Baby,” Kris cuckles his tongue at me, “You used the word too many times already.”

“You should heard her last night, it was her new favorite word,” Xiumin chuckles.

“Don’t say that!” I slap his chest playfully.

“We heard you say it plenty last night Baby,” Baekhyun smirks at me.

I blush, “It’s okay baby, it was cute, actually it was really hot,” Lay nibbles on his lip as he watches me.

“I think she should just use it all the time,” Chanyeol suggests.

“That won’t be a problem at school,” Suho scoffs but when I look at him I can tell he actually agrees with that idea.

“Fine, just when we are at home. Or if you don’t agree with it, she will call you oppa,” Luhan glares at Suho.

“You guys want me to call you daddy, all the time?” I question, though I’m not completely against the idea.

“I just love it when that that word comes from that cute little mouth of yours,” Xiumin says with a kiss on my lips.

“None of that,” Sehun whines.

“Yea, you already get too much of her attention!” Baekhyun joins in.

“Let me see her,” Luhan holds out his arms to me, and I almost go but that’s before I remember that I’m naked and Xiumin mostly is too.

“Can I get a shirt or something first?” I ask.

“You know how to ask for it baby,” Kris reminds me as he wanders over to Xiumin’s closet.

“Daddy, can I please get a shirt?” I say with a cute pout.

“Really could get used to that,” Kris kisses the top of my head as he hands me the shirt. Xiumin holds up the blanket so I can pull the shirt on, only revealing myself to him, earning a lot of boos and groans.

“Now let me hold my baby!” Luhan whines, making me laugh at his sudden cuteness. I crawl off Xiumin’s lap over to Luhan’s, who welcomes me eagerly.

“I wanna turn,” Kyungsoo surprisingly demands.

“No me!” Sehun pushes his hyung out of way.

“You little,” Kyungsoo growls as he pushes Sehun to the ground.

“None of that,” Suho snaps. “It’s time for everyone to get ready for the day.”

“Oh yea, school,” I grumble. I sigh, “At least I get to see Jihyo.”

“Are you sure you want to go to school?” Luhan asks as he strokes my cheek.

“Can’t we just skip today hyung?” Chanyeol looks to Suho with a big smile.

“No. We have a break coming up next week.”

“But hyung,” Tao whines, “We wanna hang out Joo.”

Suho rolls his eyes, “You guys have twenty minutes till I leave with her, if you are dressed and by the door you can come along and hang out in the office.”

“Twenty minutes?” Sehun, Tao, and Chanyeol yell together.

“I should probably go get ready than,” I say as I slide off Luhan’s lap to the warm wood floor.  

“Is that enough time for you?” Suho asks when I reach him.

I shrug, “That’s more then enough time. But who wants to take me to my room?”

“Me!” Chen and Baekhyun say together. I smile as both boys scramble over to me and begin pulling me down the hall. I don’t really pay attention to where we are going as the boys continue to bicker about who I should like more and who is cuter. We arrive at my room in a few minutes, they flip on the light and wander in with me. I’m surprised when they throw themselves on the bed and make themselves comfortable.

I blink at them until Chen sits up and cocks his head at me, “You better hurry baby girl or you are going to be in trouble. Suho hyung doesn’t allow tardiness.” I nod before quickly going into the closet to find the row of uniforms I saw yesterday. It only takes me a minute to find one of the winter ones and quickly pull it on, along with thigh high socks and mary janes. When I am dressed I walk back out into my room and see the two boys in the same position as before. They look up at me and smile big, like very cute idiots.

“You are the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen!” Baekhyun coos at me.

“But come here,” Chen waves me over and sits me down on the ottoman in front of my bed, with my back to him. I shiver as he starts playing with my hair, just an automatic reaction I have since not many people touch my hair. “Your hair is a mess, baby girl,” Chen scolds as he fixes it.

“I don’t like dealing with it,” I grumble as Chen sends Baekhyun into the bathroom for hair ties. When he gets what he needs he use the hair ties to put my hair into two cute little buns on top of my head. He also puts in a bow head band, finishing in only a few minutes.

“Perfect,” He kisses the top of my head, “Now if you ever need help with your hair just come to Daddy, I mean me.”

I turn around and wrap my arms around his neck, pulling him close and pecking his lips softly, “Thank you Daddy.”

“Ya! I helped too!” Baekhyun whines, making me laugh. I let the stunned Chen go to give Baekhyun a kiss as well.

“Thank you too daddy Baekhyun.”

“We should go so you can grab something for breakfast before you go,” Chen suggests as he pulls me out of my room, Baekhyun is behind us with my backpack. We find the others sitting in the kitchen, Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, Tao, Kai, and Sehun are all in their uniforms, while Suho is looking fucking delightful in a suit and the others still manage to look hot in their pajamas.

“Oh my god,” Luhan coos when he sees me, “My baby looks so cute!” He rushes over, nearly spilling his coffee on Kris as he puts it on the counter.

“Daddy,” I whine as he pinches my cheeks.

“Oh Baby that is not how you get me to stop touching you,” His cute playfulness slowly fades to pervy Lulu as he moves his hands to my hips and pulls me close.

“Aw hyung you already got to hold her today, let us have a turn!” Tao comes forward, pushing all of his hyungs out of the way to latch on to me.

“Daddy panda!” I say automatically, returning Tao’s hug.

“Why the hell does she greet you like that?” Luhan snaps as he crosses his arms over his chest.

“I have no idea,” I say honestly, “It’s just some weird automatic response when I see him.”

“That’s unfair she only does that to Kyungsoo and Tao.”

“She doesn’t even do that to me,” Xiumin complains.

With an impending argument approaching I quickly change the subject, “Is there still time for me to eat breakfast?”

“Of course,” Tao answers without hesitation. “What do you want for breakfast? We have anything you could think of.”

“Nothing too big, just an apple or something.”

“That isn’t breakfast,” Suho scolds. “Don’t worry about it, I’ll have something delivered to the office.”

“It’s okay, I don’t eat much, I don’t need anything,” I try to wave the idea away but earn nothing but glares from each man.

“Another rule,” Kyungsoo pipes in, “You must eat three meals a day.”

“Agreed,” The other eleven decide.

“This is ridiculous.” I groan.

“Baby girl, are you being naughty?” Kris questions with a brow raised.

“No,” Xiumin answers for me, his eyes warning me, “She would never be bad and loose her phone privileges, would she?”

“I’ll be good and eat when we get there,” I mumble with a sigh.

“Good girl.”

EXO Reaction: Their Reaction To Their S/O Being Bratty {NSFW}

Could u please do a exo reaction to their girlfriend being bratty ? Thanks


Kyungsoo (D.O):

Kyungsoo is an ‘I really don’t have time for this shit’ type of person. He doesn’t have time for the pouting or the whining, he doesn’t have time for you to throw a tantrum fit whenever you don’t get what you want.

“Kyungsoo?” You mewled softly, rolling over in the bed, feeling for the warmth of his body, only to find the spot empty-the sheets cold. “Kyungsoo?”  You called away, this time sitting up in bed, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you let out a small yawn.

“I’m in here jagi,” He pokes his head into the bedroom from the bathroom, his toothbrush hanging out his mouth, his hair still ruffled from sleeping, wearing nothing but his briefs. “What do you want?”

“Well, why aren’t you in bed?” You look out the window, “It’s still dark outside,” Kyungsoo sighs, knowing where this is going.

“Jagi, I have practice, we’re filming out dance practice for 'The Ever’, I need to be there by six o'clock sharp or Minseok hyung is going to be on my ass again.” You pout, crossing your arms.

“You can miss just one practice,” You hold up your index finger. “I’m sure they wouldn’t mind.” Kyungsoo shakes his head, disappearing back into the bathroom. He walks out a few minutes later, wiping his face with a  rag.

“I already missed 'just one practice,’” Kyungsoo kneels on the bed, pulling you by the ankles. He wraps your legs around his waist, leaning over your body. He gently pecks your forehead, then your nose and finally your lips. Both your hands come up, pushing his closer to you, forcing your tongue past his sealed lips. “No, no you don’t.” He laughs, pulling completely away from you. “If I engage in that, I’ll never leave.”

“Kyungsoo,  I don’t want you to leave me, please don’t leave me!” You pound your fist against the mattress, tossing your head side to side.

“'Are you throwing a fit?” His voice drops and his eyes narrow. “A tantrum fit?” You consider the options, deciding to agree. “Well, you settle that with yourself, I’ve got to get dressed.” He walked over toward your closet, leaving you shooting daggers in the back of his head. “I don’t care how hard you stare at the back of my head, I’m not fucking you right now, maybe after practice…” He sighs, grabbing a towel, walking back toward the bathroom. That was enough to get you to stop pouting.

“Maybe…”


Jongin(Kai):

Jongin wouldn’t know what to do at first, you not throwing any tantrums or fits since the two of you were in a relationship. So one day while you were out with the group and you started to act out, Jongin had to recover quickly.

“Jongin?” You swung your arms between the both of you,

“What princess?” He looked up from the sand he had been kicking,

“'I want some ice cream,” Jongin furrowed his brows, “Like…I want some ice cream…now!” Jongin shook his head, trying to figure out how the situation escalated so quickly.

“The nearest ice cream spot is three miles down the street and we were just there…why didn’t you say anything then?” You shrug,

“I didn’t want ice cream then, but I want ice cream now.” Jongin chuckles, ticking his to the side. “Jongin!” You pause, stomping your foot. “Get me some ice cream…please!”

“I can’t! We’ll have to get back in the car and drive down there,”

“Well then let’s go.” You turn the two of you around, heading back toward the car. The car all of the members had taken to the beach.

“We can’t take the car, the others will be stranded here,” Jongin argued but continued to follow you anyhow, interested to see how this would turn out.

“They won’t mind, we’ll bring them some ice cream back,” Jongin loves the way you smile at him as if what you were suggesting wasn’t almost, completely irrational. “Well, come on. I want some ice cream.” Jongin followed you all the way out to the parking lot, before deciding to stand his ground.

“Wait, what are we doing?”

“We have the keys, let’s go.” You roll your hand, pointing toward the car you had all taken.

“No, we can’t.” You pout,

“But I-”

“You want ice cream, I know, but I’m not taking you to go get ice cream, so we’re going to have a good day at the beach, and on the way home we’ll grab you some ice cream. Deal?”  You tilt your head to the side, rolling your eyes into the back of your head.

“Fine. Deal.”


Sehun:


Sehun was excited the first time you threw a fit. He had been waiting, when the two of you first got together, he knew you would be bratty, it was in the way you talked, the way you acted, and it excited him, excited everything inside of him.

“Sehun, why are you still up, playing video games?” You watched into the dimly lit living room, the other sound the clicking of his fingers on the controller. “Come back to bed,” You pulled the side of his headphone set from his ear, speaking the words into his ear. He jumps and pauses the game.

“I can’t I got two more levels to go and I’ll win.” He readjusted his headset and turned back toward the screen, resuming the game. You roll your eyes walking around the couch, plopping down beside him.

“Sehun, come to bed.” You sigh, moving his headset again. He frowns, pausing the game once again.

“After these two levels, I’ll win and then I’ll come to bed. Okay?” You nod, giving him a tight smile before moving his headset back into place. You rub your hands against your jeans, standing up off the couch. Sehun watches you, hoping you’re going to walk back to your bedroom, but instead you walk toward the t.v. Giving Sehun a genuine smile when you unplug his game system.

“I want you to come to bed…now.” You pout, throwing the cord to the floor. Sehun furrows his brows, cocking his head to the side.

“What the hell?” He speaks slowly, throwing his arms over his head. “I didn’t save the game…” He throws his headset from his head, “I didn’t save the game…” He repeats, shaking his head. “Why the hell would you do that? I didn’t save the game.” You roll your eyes at him again, and walk back toward the couch, standing in front of him. You reach out both your hands, Sehun smacking them away from his face. “Do I look like I want to go to bed with you, I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“Sehun, stop being an overdramatic baby and come to bed with me, I’m not going to ask again…because if I do, you’re not going to like the fit I throw.” He grabs your hands and stands up, looking down his nose at you.

“You know what’s funny?”

“'What?” You humor him,

“You actually think you’re in charge…” He spins you around and taps your ass, “Now, get to that bedroom you’re in trouble…” Sehun watched you waltz down the hall back toward your room. “I can’t believe I didn’t save the damn game.”

Baek, Chen, Chanyeol

Minseok, Suho, Lay

Tumblr prompt ( Yoongi * OC)

This is my first time requesting . Am i doing it right? 👀 Yoongi angst/romance where his wife went to his Genius Lab to tell him about her pregnancy and he was so cold about it . Happy ending please 😫 btw i read all of your fics ! You’re such a great writer ! Ily 💘 hwaiting !


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“Y/N…. what the fuck is wrong with the goddamn TV?!!” Yoongi’s voice fairly reverberated through the apartment and i nearly dropped the glass of water I’d been pouring myself. i felt my throat go dry at the annoyance in his tone. All i could think was what a miserable timing this whole thing had. 

But it was too late. 

“i’m going to go mix some stuff before dinner. Get me some water wuill you?” He called out. i nodded, grabbing another glass and poring him some flavored water before moving to the studio where he worked. i knocked , a useless gesture because the door was open and Yoongi was on the huge reclining chair infront of his equipment. 

“i… it’s probably because of the weather or something… “ i said hesitantly, stepping out to slowly make my over to him, holding the glass of water out like a peace offering and Yoongi ignored me , glaring briefly before scoffing.

“Are you an idiot? what the fuck does the weather have to do with anything?” He grated out and I flinched. So, whatever it was that had gotten him this way : it was  a bad one.

 i sighed and put the glass on the table before moving to stand next to him. 

After four years, i’d learned to read my husband pretty well and clearly, whatever pissed him off was still nagging the inside of his skull. so much so that he didn’t even realize that he was taking it out on me. no matter : i was used to his mood swings now. the ups and downs of his emotions . It was quite a roller coaster and i was lucky i hadn’t been thrown off before. 

“ i’m sorry… Should i make you something to eat.?” i said soothingly, moving to sit on the armrest  and hesitantly reaching out to thread my hair through his icy blue locks. The color looked so good on him and the red bandanna around his forehead told me he hadn’t even gone back to the dressing room after the performance, probably taking the van home at once. 

why? what had upset him that bad? 

“You wanna talk about it?” I said softly. 

“ It’s nothing.” He said gruffly. 

I smiled and stood up slowly, ready to move when his fingers closed over my wrist. 

“i don’t wanna talk….” He said softly. “ but i want you to stay.”

i blinked, flushing a little. There was something very familiar and heavy in his gaze, and it was unsettling, seeing it outside the confines of our bedroom. i gripped the edge of my skirt and stared at him in confusion. 

“Oh?” 

“Come here.” 

I hesitated, just for  second, before moving cautiously and standing in front of him. He reached out, wrapping an arm around my waist and pulling me close till his face buried into my stomach. 

“Fuck , you feel so good baby.” He groaned and i giggled. 

“You shouldn’t swear around the baby.” i said without thinking and he froze.

So did i. 

 oh no oh no oh no.. you idiot, you complete and utter idiot… 

 “what the fuck did you just say?”

“Yoongi… I’m..”

“You’re pregnant?! what the fuck Y/n..” he pushed the chair back and stood up , towering over me before gripping my arms, teeth gritted in annoyance. 

“yoongi wait…”

“When the fuck were you planning on telling me this?” He shouted and i flinched. 

“Today…. i was just … I only found out last…”

“You fucking know we can’t have a kid right now.. we talked about this!! I’m barely home.. … My career is at it’s peak…!” He shouted and i felt my insides shrivel up in despair and guilt. 

“I’m sorry… “ i said weakly, fighting the sting of tears. 

“i can’t believe this… How did this even happen? i thought you were on the pill… “ He said , his tone accusatory and I swallowed. I almost lied. 

“Last month… remember you were sick for a week… i missed a couple doses by mistake…” 

“Are you fucking kidding me? i… i can’t believe this.. you.. how could you be so fucking careless? how could you just… Don’t you know how important this is to me?!! i have a world tour in a month.. i won’t even be home … how could you be so reckless?!” 

I stared at him and felt my throat clog up. 

“i’m sorry.” that was all i could say. 

“i need to get out of here…” He stormed out of the studio, leaving me stranded in the middle of the studio, hands shaking. 

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“it’s just for a while.” I said softly, trying to reassure my mother. i’d just called her and told her i’d be staying with her for a few months. 

“is this about Yoongi.. did he cheat on you?” My mother said angrily and i rolled my eyes. For some reason , she always assumed that yoongi would cheat on me.  Don’t trust the quiet ones,  she kept warning me. 

“no , mother. i just… thought i should get some of my painting clothes…i’ll get those and some of my baby toys and drive back the same day. ” i said cheerfully. 

i had a whole crate full of loose work clothes which would really come in handy through my pregnancy. 

Sighing, i moved to the closet and grabbed a few of my summer dresses. it would be warm in busan and my sister could use them . i tried not to think about my husband. it was exhausting. His words still stung and a part of me wondered if he would actually leave me over this. 

 of course not, don’t be stupid…you know him… he loves you…

“Well, you know you’re always welcome here. Just make sure you drive down here. “ She said softly. i hummed a bit before hanging up. 

i folded the last of the dresses and placed them in the suitcase when the door to the bedroom crashed open and I stared slack jawed as my husband skidded into the room, eyes wild and desperate. 

“Fuck.. baby… no..!” He growled, reaching out and grabbing the entirety of my clothes out of the suitcase and stuffing it back into the closet. 

“yoongi what are you-?”

“ You’re not leaving me!” he snarled turning around to glare at me and i recoiled. 

He hesitated, taking a deep breath as though to steady himself.

 “ i’m a fucking idiot, i know.. just.. fuck.. baby.. please don’t leave me…”

i blinked, frowning but he wasn’t done.

“i’m such an idiot,,..i was just…. I was so stupid.. of course you’re the most important thing baby…. i don’t care about the stupid tour… i just want you to be safe and happy and honestly… i just… i got so scared … i thought …you’d have a hard time without me around to help you and i really didn’t want you to have a difficult pregnancy because of my schedule and that was the only reason, i yelled at you and i’m so stupid… i shouldn’t have raised my voice like that… i just… I’ll apologize… don’t leave me sweetheart.. please don’t..” 

“i’m not leaving you. “ I said in confusion and he froze. 

“You’re not?” He said softly. 

i rolled my eyes. 

“No I’m not. “ i said gruffly, pushing him out of the way and opening the closet door again. yoongi had just crammed my clothes in and they were all crumpled now. 

“But.. You… You told Seokjin hyung to drive you to Busan….” He said softly. 

i smiled. 

“Ah… i just wanted to pick some clothes up. i’ll be getting ..uh.. bigger….” i smiled awkwardly and he relaxed a bit before smiling weakly. 

“fuck, i don’t deserve you. “ He whispered, coming close and hugging me very very carefully. 

i smiled and let myself bury my nose in the warmth of his chest, the scent of his skin and his cologne making everything better. 

“i love . i love you so much… i love both of you..i’ll work hard baby. i’ll take care of you and our baby too and i swear i’ll never yell at you again. .” He pressed shaking fingers to my stomach. 

 if i had a penny for everytime you make that promise,  i thought fondly. but it was okay. his temper was a part of him. His impulsive tongue was a part of him too. 

And i loved all of him. 

it isn’t love if you only love specific parts of a person, right? 

and when i’d stood in front of him and made my vows five years ago, with God as our witness, i’d promised to love yoongi in his entirety. His temper, his impulsiveness and his insecurities.

“And we love you, too. “ i kissed the tip of his nose. 


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“i fucking hate these bastards. just look at them, talking like they  always knew we would be successful and shit.. fuck them, they never invited us to a single bloody variety show when we tried so hard to promote…. the fuckers… and now they have the gall to say shit like, ‘ bangtan is famous for not appearing on variety shows, ‘ what the fuck…. they wanted us to sink and die ….. and now that we’re successful all of them want to act like they’re fucking bosom buddies with us or something… “ 

I smiled and wiggled out of his lap before grabbing the remote and turning off the TV…. yoongi frowned next to me… 

“why’d you turn it off… It’s my favorite variety show…!” He yelled and i rolled my eyes. 

“This is getting out of hand, Min Yoongi ssi…” i said sternly. “ Everytime something annoys you, you start swearing like a sailor and i refuse to let our son hear these obscene words.”

Yoongi flushed. 

“I’m sorry baby… it’s just that…”

“So hereafter, when you feel annoyed, why don’t you come to me…” i reached down, fumbling with the zipper of his jeans, unbuttoning them quickly and pulling the zipper down . 

Yoongi blinked in surprise and then gave a me a slow smoldering smirk. 

“And… what will you do for me?” He reached out, lightly gripping my chin and slipping his thumb inside my mouth. 

i wrapped my tongue around the digit before licking it lightly. 

“i’ll distract you.” i said with a wink. 

“I’d like a clear explanation of that, my dear. “ He leaned forward as i slowly sank to my knees and i grinned when he spread his legs wide to accommodate my body in between his legs. 

“Oh, i’ll do one better. How about i give you a  demonstration?”  

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author’s note : it’s barely angst and barely smut but i liked writing it… hope you enjoyed it anon… 

Caius cheats on reader (Request)

Originally posted by drnoorhazfalinda

You and Caius had little arguments sure, that was to be expected in all relationships. Although for the past couple of weeks he had been acting strange. Avoiding you most of the time and whenever he would see you he would just ask how you were and if you needed anything. You missed him cuddling with you and confessing his undying love for you.

You were determined to find out why he was so distant. Deciding to confront him next time you saw him you calmly waited for him outside of the throne room. Demetri and Felix walked out and looked a little surprised to see you. “Y/n, How are you doing today?” Demetri slightly bowed as he spoke. The conversation was cut short when Caius waltzed out and dismissed the two guards.

He gave you a look you had never seen, it looked… guilty. “Caius? Is everything all right?” his red eyes couldn’t meet yours and he looked forward. “Would you like to speak somewhere more.. Private?” You agreed and the two of you set out for the library.

After arriving his hand gently held yours and his stiff body turned to you. He didn’t speak though, he just stared at the ground. “What is it Caius? Did I do something wrong?” His attention quickly fixed on your face as he let go of your hand and backed away. “No! I just, Y/n… I did something very wrong.” Your heart felt like it had stopped for a second and Caius seemed to notice as he looked hurt.

He debated with himself if he should tell you what he had done. Ultimately he decided to tell you. It wouldn’t be fair if he didn’t. Could you handle it? Would you leave him?. “Y/n as you know the last few weeks have been rough for us, I, out of sheer stupidity and the worst mistake of my entire existence. I do care for you. Never in a million years did I expect to actually love a human”.  Just by his tone you could tell something was wrong.

“I..  sought a way to relieve my stress and I saw someone else.” He put it bluntly and said it fast. That didn’t help your heart from feeling like it was cracking in two pieces. “You.. What?” your voice sounded strained and uneven. If Caius could shed tears he would be.  “I had, relations with another. It meant nothing to me Y/n. I love you” you turned to run out of the library but a cold and gentle hand held onto your arm. “Forgive me my love”. You couldn’t bring yourself to look at him. If you did you knew that you would break down.

“Leave me be Caius. You crossed the line” his grip only tightened. “Please Y/n, I made a mistake! You are my only one” Anger boiled in the pit of your stomach as you shrugged your arm out of his hand and swiftly kept walking away. “Y/N! Get back here! Now!” You couldn’t believe his words. He couldn’t expect you to just forgive him and then live happily after ever could he? You stormed into the bedroom and grabbed the suitcase out from under the bed and threw it on there. Walking to the closet to grab your clothes and ran into what felt a stone brick wall. It was just Marcus.

“I was just passing by and heard your soft cries, Why are you packing? What happened bambino?” you couldn’t hold it anymore as you slumped down on the bed and started crying even harder. “He… He cheated me!” Marcus looked down at you with a sad expression, he felt for you.

Feeling the spot next to you dip you looked over and Marcus was there with a sympathetic look. “Oh, I see. You are leaving? You know Aro wouldn’t really agree but Y/n, you have every right to be upset.” getting up you continued to grab as many clothes as possible and shove it in the suitcase. You heard a sigh and Marcus got up and looked at you “I will distract Aro. Please be careful Y/n. Not for Caius’s sake but for your own”.

In the halls of the castle you made your way to the front door. The exit. Freedom. It stung that you would be leaving your ‘love’ but after what he did to you could he ever be trusted again? Opening the door you stepped out into the bright sunlight. It felt nice. The summer breeze on your skin and the sound of the people that lived in Volterra clouded your hearing. Looking back to the doorway you spotted a figure in cloak. It didn’t move but you could tell who it was.


There might be a part two to this request :) Hope you liked it

A Wild Night in Vegas -- Part 8-ish

So, @outlandishchridhe and I were talking and we realized something… There was one thing in chapter 8 we really wanted to do (and were super duper excited about) and COMPLETELY forgot. SO y’all get a wee little ficlet today. Don’t worry everyone, we’re both multitasking. I’m still reading my books for school and doing my schoolwork, plotting oddly is helpful with that. Hope y’all like this little tidbit you’re getting!


That was the last of it. They’d made arrangements for the furniture she wouldn’t need and had found places for all of her things. The closet and dresser were a little cramped now, but it somehow felt right. Uncle Lamb’s Viking sword hung back in it’s place, looking like it was finally home. Claire seemed happy too, to be back.

The only photographs she had of her parents sat beside the photos of his own family, though he’d moved hers to the forefront. Looking around, he was pleased to see how well her things fit in with his own. Hearing her soft voice drifting in from his - their - bedroom, he went to see what she was up to.

“That’s just about right, I think. I’m glad to see you survived being packed and unpacked and repacked.”

Delicately, her fingers drifted over a glass case as she stared lovingly at the rose inside. It was the same rose he’d given her when she’d come to see his show, the one she’d hung in his closet to dry.

“I was hoping ye’d like it,” he said quietly. She didn’t seem surprised that he was there. “When I left it there, I wasna sure if ye’d keep it as a memory of us together, or throw it against the wall. But I kent that ye had wanted to save it.”

“I thought I might faint the first time I saw it, lying on my bed. It clicked with everything else.”

“What did?”

She turned to face him, standing and putting her arms around his neck.

“That you loved me. And that you loved me enough to let me go, even though it broke your heart. I didn’t see it before, that I loved you too. Or, I did, but I was afraid to admit it to myself. But then it all made sense and seeing what you did for that silly little flower, well… I knew I had to come home then.”

He kissed her, long and slow, feeling the emotion swirl through him at her words.

“I’m glad ye did, and that ye feel that here. If ye wished, we could find a different apartment. One we pick together.”

Shaking her head, she smiled softly.

“Home isn’t this apartment, you silly Scot. Home is you.”

Flash FanFic...

Camila and Lauren meet after the troubled departure of Camila from the band.

Lauren: What is so important that you can not wait until tomorrow to talk?
Camila: I needed to see you.
Lauren: Now you need to see me? After you leave and let me get out of the closet so fucking alone???
Camila: Lauren, you have to forgive me!
Lauren: No!!
Camila: Lauren, please! It’s my dream… we can still together.
Lauren: No!!!! I told you, Camila… I’m not gonna hide this anymore.
Camila: Lauren, please…
Lauren: No!!! You didn’t think of me, why should I think of you now?
Camila: I thought of you, but I did it anyway cuz I know we can do both.

Silence.

Camila: Lauren, please… you have to forgive me.
Lauren: No!! I’m sorry…. I can’t. I’m hurt. I don’t want this fucking toxic relationship anymore.

Camila: Lauren, you have to forgive me. You have to forgive me…
Lauren: I’m sorry…

Lauren leaves the room and Camila cries.

3 Years Later…

Camila: Lauren, what are you doing here?
Lauren: I had to see you. Don’t do it!
Camila: Lauren, this is my wedding…are you out of your mind?
Lauren: Yes, I’m out of my mind, I’ve never been so out of my mind as I am now. You can not do that!! I love you! I really really do!
Camila: I tried to get back with you for a long time. I begged your forgiveness. I made all possible statements. You deny it every time. You kept me far for all these years. I’m getting married today!
Lauren: Camz, please, don’t do it!
Camila: I’m sorry!

Later in the marriage…

The Priest: Camila, will you take John to be your husband; love, honor, and cherish him now and forevermore?

Camila: Shit!!!
All the church: What?
Camila: I’m sorry…. I’m so so sorry…
Sinu: What’s going on? Oh… it’s her…
The groom: Her?? Who?? Camila, what’s going on?
Camila: I’m sorry!! I can’t!! You are great….but I really can’t.

Camila runs away from the church and met Lauren standing on the stairs.

Magazine’s cover the next day: Camila Cabello leaves her groom at the altar to stay with Lauren Jauregui, her ex-partner in Fifth Harmony.

Camren Is Finally Real Now!!!

Happy 2020, guys!!!

Employee of the Month: Part 2/11

Pairing: Reader x Hwang Minhyun

Group: Wanna One (NU’EST if you squint your eyes and tilt your head a little)

Type: Probably Actually Fluff

Words: JFC HOW IS THIS EVEN LONGER THAN THE FIRST ONE (5.3K)

Warnings: Bad Words(but less than I usually have, so be proud of me)

A Brief Synopsis:

The tale of Minhyun’s not that shitty job and how it provides a platform for you to exist in his life romantically. Kind of.

(the synopses are gonna be almost completely the same for every person lol sorry)

A/N: Sorry it took longer than expected. I’m shitty at time management. 

Name: Hwang Minhyun

Age: 22

Occupation: Live-In MaidHousekeeper

  • From the outside looking in, the fact that Hwang Minhyun chose this as his profession was astounding to virtually everyone
  • Honestly he could get any job he wants
  • He’s so diligent 
  • And handsome 
  • And meets so many job qualifications 
  • But “cleaning is my passion" 
  • It was actually a problem 
  • Arguably a kink
  • Nobody should trust a bitch with that many cleaning supplies
  • 6 dusters is too many dusters for one person
  • Hell 6 dusters is too many dusters for 6 people
  • He has probably killed someone and gotten away with it
  • And that’s how he ended up as a house keeper 
  • Not because he could flawlessly get away with murder, but because he was a clean ass bitch
  • Not that I really needed to clarify that

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Sk8er Girl CH4 (Trixya)- Squeaky Pink
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Trixya!HS AU. Trixie is a nerdy, girly girl with bows and frills. Katya is a skater chick with scuffed knees and a flazeda attitude. When they’re assigned as lab partners, can they discover chemistry together?

(AN: LAST chapter! We did the angst, hurt, comfort, and fluff. Now - smut! Hope y’all enjoyed the ride)

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