Hiya there, sir- uhm, your majesty, sir! I just wanna come here and give you an apple from an apple tree me and Mama were raising! Mama didn't wanted me to see you, but I wanna give you an apple cause its the last apple to grow on our apple tree. I know it's prolly something really small since you could get apples anywhere, but I just wanna give you something before I go. Do your best, okay? Imma root for ya!
You’re kind of an idiot to give away your LAST apple. Fruit is getting more expensive you know. Oh jeez…I would give you money to make up for it but money is short, little one.
Here. Lemme- *Spits* Here. Take the seeds and go plant some more apple trees. Then you can make more cake and give it to me!