get him to sesame street now!

firestarter3d  asked:

Can we hear the full fluffalupagus story because that sounds interesting?

Hello there! For the first time The Gay Wife is answering directly! When my wife started the blog, I told her that I didn’t want any direct hand in it, because I should never be my own editor for the ridiculous shit I say. But, I didn’t want to pass this (rather unremarkable) story on secondhand. 

So I work retail in a very small downtown shop. We get a fair amount of business men coming in on their lunch breaks to run fast errands. Usually these guys make me gnash my teeth, because they are always in a hurry to be assholes to me. Not all of them, but most.

So these two neatly dressed, trim, 30-somethings walk in all tucked inside their business causal suits and I am fully expecting to get the pass-by. But then we were talking, and they were ribbing on each other, and it was sweet, and we got on Muppets? Somehow? And I mentioned I love Fozzy Bear. 

The older, more severe looking man looked at me, and said, “Now I hope this won’t be offensive to you—” 

And I swallow pure acid because 100-fucking-percent it was going to be offensive. 

And he says something like, “I always tell this hyper religious co-worker of mine, a real piece of work, that he is more than welcome to believe in Mr. Snuffleupagus, but I am the rest of Sesame street, and I don’t see him. You may see God, but I don’t see him. So I send him pictures of Mr. Snuffleupagus when he gets on his high horse.” 

The man’s friend made a few remarks about how that isn’t all that cool, and yeah I kinda agreed but what the hell did I know anyway? So instead I say, “Yeah, but Mr. Snuffleupagus is real. They said so in a 1985 episode.”

The man looked at me like I had just smacked him with a halibut. His whole center of stuffy office atheism had been thrown off his axis. He immediately started asking for proof and links and for evidence. I provided. His friend was declaring that he was going to tell this fellow office member that he was right all along. And if that was true, what of God? Was the Divine Muppet there in front of you the whole time, but you weren’t looking? Is God a droopy-eyed anteater-elephant that is always just right there, but you were too busy ‘humoring’ the ‘believers?’ Maybe this is your sign Greg??? 

I swear I saw this information wash over the man like a dramatic crash of the immortal sea against a once proud cliff face. Totems were falling. The castles of his mind were crumbing into dust. He saw every shitty thing he ever said to this other man flash before his eyes. It was vivid play of images of Mr. Snuffleupagus with the words SHAME and BELIEVE flashing over the Muppet’s face. 

Anyway, they paid for their cards and I thanked them for shopping local and had to wonder what I had wrought on a nameless office, in a nameless space, where Mr. Snuffleupagus would forever be watching. 

anonymous asked:

How about the SDR2 guys reacting to their s/o dancing and singing to "candy store" from Heathers? I'm heathers trash rip :')

Anon, that is an excellent song I must say, I totally don’t listen to it like.. All the time along with Meant to be Yours >_>

For those who are not sure what the song is, here you go!

SDR2 Boys reacting to their S/O dancing and singing to Candy Store from Heathers

Hajime Hinata:

- It was just a normal afternoon, he was just lazily sitting on the sofa until you slid into the room

- “Are we gonna have a problem?”


- “You got a bone to pick?”

What are you talking about? 

- “You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

What the f-

- “I’d normally slap your face off”

“S/O what are you on ab-”

“And everyone here could watch!”

“S/O we’re alone in here.”

-  You lean towards him

“But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice, listen up biotch!”

You then do that dance move they do in the actual musical and that’s when he notices, you have earphones in

Is this that Goddamn musical again?

You point to him “I like!”

He sighs before pointing back to you and half mutters, half sings “Lookin’ hot, buyin’ stuff they cannot”

Kazuichi Soda:

- He’s in his workshop as usual but you just jump in with a “I like!”

- “Woah! H-”

- “Drinkin’ hard, maxin’ Dad’s credit card!”

Wait what? This took a sudden turn

“I like!”

Wait again?

“Skippin’ gym” You take out a picture of Saionji “Scaring her” You then point to Soda “Screwing him”

Uh? Thanks? Wait why are you singing and dancing?!

- “I like!”

He’s just kind of staring at you really confused

“Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!”

You then do a little kick and he quickly moves out of the way

- “Hey! S/O! St-”

- You point to him again “If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack (woah)”

Wait did you just offend him? What is happening?!

Nagito Komaeda:

- You’re hoovering the room whilst he’s just reading on the sofa

- You suddenly turn to him with the hoover

- “Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke” 

He closes his book and looks at you

- “In my Porsha with the quarterback!”

He instantly knows what you’re singing so he just smiles and sings a “Woah, woah, woah”

He then stands up and the two of you begin to dance together and take turns singing

- “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for?”

- “Welcome to my candy store!”

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore,”

And then together the two of you sing “Then step into my candy store!”

Nekomaru Nidai:

- He’s just at the gym getting some valuable TRAINING when all of a sudden you just stand in front of him and sing to him

- “Guys fall, at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat”

- Cheat? Guys falling?! Checks?! What?!

- “All you, have to do”

- You point to him

- “Say goodbye to Shamoo.”

- Who the hell is Shamoo?! Is that a new nickname for someone?!

- “That freak’s not your friend I can tell in the end”

- Wait what? Who are you talking about?!

- “If she, had your shot, she would leave you to rot!”


Gundham Tanaka:

- He was just feeding his Four Dark Devas when he heard the door unlock

- “Ah, S/O, you’re b-”

- “’Course if you don’t care, fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on! (Woah)” You do a little dance as he watches you

- “Or forget that creep” Are you talking about Soda “And get in my Jeep, let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! (Woah woah woah!)”

- Tear up someone’s lawn?! Are you suggesting vandalism or something?!

- You tug at his scarf and kinda force him to dance/sway with you “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store!”

- Huh? There’s no s-

- “You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore”

- Y-You fiend! You offended him right now didn’t you?!

- You can clearly see he has no idea what is happening so you take out one earphone and put it in his ear instead

- “Then step into my candy store”

- Oh… You were.. Singing… Oh that’s embarrassing… 

- He just pulls his scarf a bit higher up his face

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:

- He was busy lately but you managed to spend some time with Peko so of course you made her watch the whole musical

- You even convinced her to do a duet with you!

- Peko: “You can join the team,”

- You: “Or you can bitch and moan”

- Peko: “You can live the dream,”

- You: “Or you could die alone!”

- Peko: “You can fly with eagles or if you prefer,”

- You: “Keep on testing me, and end up like her!”

- It is then that the pair of you notice Kuzuryuu standing in the doorway with a shocked but kinda impressed expression

- “What the fuck did I just see.”

- “Um… A musical…”

- “Gotta say that was pretty impressive, you two have nice singing voices”

- He walks off and both you and Peko start blushing

Byakuya Twogami (Imposter):

- He hears muttering from your room so he decides to investigate

- “Veronica look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me!”

- You then step to the right and change your facial expression slightly

- “Colour me stoked”

- You then step to the left and resume your previous expression

- “I’m so happy!”

- You then begin to dance slightly “Woah! Honey whatchu’ waiting for-”

- You then turn towards the door “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

- It’s at that moment you notice Twogami staring at you

- … “How long have y-”

- “If you’re trying to impersonate people, you’re doing an awful job”

- He then shakes his head and leaves

- That’s going to need a bit of explaining…

Teruteru Hanamura:

- He’s just cooking when he sees you happily dancing your way towards him

- “Ah S/O - san!”

- “Step into my candy store!”

- Huh? Candy store? Is that some sort of innuendo?

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a lame ass anymore!”

- Huh? Lame ass? Is that directed at him?

- You point to him “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store”

- “It’s my candy stooore!” You then lift your hands above your head like you just did the greatest performance ever, he notices you’re holding your phone

- Oh so you were listening to music, but he’s not going to let this chance slide by

- “Hm~ S/O - san do you still want me to step into your candy store?” ;)

- Hanamura no

Routine (CEO!Jimin)

Plot: CEO!Jimin as a father

Word Count: 874

A/N: so a few days ago, an anon and I were talking about this and then it was requested and I lowkey was already planning to do it so I’m glad it did get requested bc it sounds s o fucking cute I love father!chim so much it’s one of my faves also I may do a separate post for what it’s like when he brings them to work bc that’s an entirely different story but the links for this post will be the CEO post (here) and as always, all of the father related posts are here

Jimin’s work days started the same way every morning but he somehow never grew bored of it. He would be woken up by his daughter’s giggling as she climbed onto his back or chest, depending on how he was sleeping, his son making himself comfortable under the blankets. Once they realized they were successful in waking him up, he would be greeted with the slightly slobbery kisses toddlers typically gave. He would ask them about their dreams, sleepily rubbing their backs until they began to whine about being hungry. He would wake you up with their help so all four of you could go downstairs and make them their breakfast, feed the dog and get his morning coffee. 

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My daughter doesn’t get to watch many things on TV– it’s just Moana, Newsies (filmed broadway production), Beauty and the Beast, and Sesame Street– but she watches each kind of a lot. Maybe too much. She’s watching Sesame right now, and Elmo’s world came on, and she recited every word of Elmo’s little introduction right along with him.

Say hello, dorothy! 

The Child Psychologist Dean Winchester.

With as Sam-centric this episode was, let us not forget the three responses to Reese’s anger.


Who blamed himself, and was willing to die to if it would make Reese feel better.


Who felt he was to blame for Sully screwing up and wanting to protect his friend.

And then Dean Winchester:

Dean stands up and tells her: “Revenge isn’t going to make you feel better.” Dean who became a hunter because HIS father was consumed by Revenge. Dean, who understands hate and anger, who had to deal with the Mark of Cain and the things that came with it. Said the thing that Reese, Sully and Sam all needed to hear.

“Listen, I have seen more then my fair share of monsters. And I mean real monsters. Bad.

These guys? These are Sesame Street Mother Teresa’s.

But when I wasn’t there for my little brother…Sully was.

“Now, look. I’m not saying he didn’t make a mistake, but you know that there is not a monstrous bone in his body.”

Dean Winchester managed to get through to all of them. To help Reese finally let go of her anger.

To help Sully forgive himself.

And to let Sam know that he loved him, and that he was grateful to the person who had helped him as a kid.

things we learn about david in this series of ig videos posted today:

- he doesn’t like hair touching his ears (wtaf)
- he has water
- he loves kids and is easily distracted by them
- he has a lovely brain (watercolor creativity and inspiration HONEY)
- he used to have his hair cut in Hillary’s kitchen and calls the shampoo area “fancy”
- he’s never seen himself getting his hair shampooed
- ~usually~ he’s the one shampooing his own hair lmao
- he is a rl sesame street character complete with life lessons on making friends
- he had gym class with Hillary
- he forgot her but he said he didn’t but really he did oops
- he has the most adorable giggle
- “they were holding hands because they got married” L M A O
- ali, who used to cut david’s hair, lives in arizona now
- everyone complains he keeps his hair too short but HE DON’T CURRR
- Hillary’s never let him down
- he laughs adorably at lots of things, including people getting comfortable in the shampoo chair
- he quotes grease and west side story in a 3 second time span
- don’t think he did that hair swoosh on purpose, it was totally unplanned
- he enjoys covering his crowning glory with 50000 ballcaps

Highlights from the Raphael Sbarge Panel at Creation NJ.

  • What is Archie been doing?  “What has Archie been doing… What has Archie been doing… a whole bunch of other things.  You know he’s got a big client list… and you know he’s not allowed to talk about his clients.  Archie’s been doing other things basically.  You know I get emailed or tweeted essentially probably 30-40 times a day about where the heck is Archie and I don’t have an answer!  I just want to say I love being here.  I love being part of the show.”
  • On being recognized on the street.  “I get all sorts of responses….” *followed by him imitating incoherent flailing* “It’s me!  Sometimes people just throw their arms around me.  Which is weird and random on the subway.  I get various responses.  Which is lovely.  I feel mostly very warm responses.  Which is sweet.  I’ve mostly gotten used to it.  What people do and what people say is how much the character means to them, and how much Jiminy Cricket means to them.  And how much they were touched in their heart by this character which means a lot to me.”
  • (Unheard question).  “Yes I kept thinking I had enormous job security as a therapist in Storybrooke.”
  • “I saw it was Jared’s birthday the other day and I felt sort of amazed.  I’ve watched him grow up from the early days of sitting in therapy with Henry.”
  • “What’s really cool about Pongo is that he’s actually the agility champion of Canada.  Which is an enormous distinction.  One of the strongest animals besides a horse I’ve ever met.  When they yell cut you just go ‘urghg’…” *imitating lurching forward* “I learned to preserve my neck to let go of the leash he’s so strong.  He’s a beautiful dog.  I think they wanted to create this … he’s so pretty.  He’s really a beautiful dog.  I’m very proud of Pongo.  Though I approach gently…”
  • Question:  One of my favorite parts of the series is when bravery comes in different forms and to me one of the most brave things I saw anyone ever do was Archie go to the Evil Queen in early season 2 and ask her if she wanted to talk about her pain.  What were Archie’s motivations for going to this very scary woman who had been part of his life as a very scary person, what made him do that? - “Yeah… the thing that is so thoughtful about this show is the heroes journeys and the call to find the strength.  I feel like his entire motive for trying to help Regina was about trying to help Henry.  Trying to help her get back to the better angels of her nature so that she would consider those around her and be better.  I think he also saw that there was a good person in there.  What I think Lana does brilliantly is show that this is a woman who is not just an Evil Queen she’s got so much more.  She’s got a kaleidoscope of emotions and feelings.  We go from rooting for her and hating her and loving her.  That’s what she does.  But again I think he was trying to reach to her, to speak to that good part in her and try to elevate that.”
  • What did you like best about your character?  “I loved the therapy.  I loved my relationship with Henry.  I loved that I was sort of… especially in those early seasons… like a second dad for him even though he has two moms.”  An extended talk about how much he loves the cast.  “I loved being part of a show with such a big heart.  I love that people come up to me and say my whole family watches the show:  my grandmother and my kids, my wife and I sit down and we all love the show.  That’s an amazing thing to be a part of.  I work a lot.  I’m on another show now.  I do a lot of film and television but this is the story that I feel apart of….”
  • His Murder in the First character “couldn’t be too much farther from Archie…” but that he has a bit of a conscious and maybe those qualities follow you as an actor.
  • “When I first read the script [of the pilot] I said this is unbelievable!  But oh no they’re going to mess it up.  It’s too good how are they going to do this?” But that once they saw the finished pilot it was so much better than he’d imagined.  “The amazing thing is that we get messages from all over the world.  Some American content does not travel.  Meaning that it does not necessarily play well in other countries.  I’m astonished, from Russia to Japan to China to Ireland, England, South America, Norway, I mean everywhere this show plays so well.  It’s been an incredible ride.”
  • About playing both Archie and the Cricket:  “You know the cricket is actually as you know CGI and done in after effects.  I’m essentially a voice actor at that point and that’s fun.  But I also like being on set.  So it’s just different.  I have a career voicing video games, I don’t know if they knew that when they cast me but it’s fun playing a part that also has a voice over aspect to it.  I’ve enjoyed that a lot.  I know that they’ve flirted with having him in and out and me not voicing it.  It’s utterly delightful to go back and forth.”
  • Is it weird to see yourself as a cricket?  “It’s totally weird to see yourself as a cricket.”
  • About being a child actor on Sesame Street:  “I was living on the lower east side back in the late sixties.  And one of my mother’s friends said they’re starting this new show and they need kids do you want to be on the show.  I don’t remember this because I was four.  But apparently they approached my mom.  My mother was a costume designer in the theater.  She’s done 20 shows on Broadway and been a professor at Yale and is really a very accomplished designer.  And we were living in a commune on the lower East Side in the sixties.  And I guess kind of on a lark … it was being shot down town and I went over and did a few.  And then I did a few more.  And then apparently they offered me a contract to do a bunch of them and my mother said no because she didn’t want to be a stage mother and she also felt she wanted it to be my choice later on.  It’s a hard road being an actor and she didn’t want to thrust me on that without me being aware of it.  And I thought that was thoughtful.  And based on someone who was in the business.  But I remember distinctly meeting Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch in his trash can and I was amazed because they seemed so real to me.  I mean how … wow… the puppeteering was so amazing.  And Mr. Hooper… [crowd reacts and claps] … he and I sat on a donkey and he and I talked about the difference between donkeys and horses.  So I would give anything to see that again.  I guess they have it out now … I guess they’ve released the seasons.  A friend of mine is producing a documentary about Sesame Street… and I know now it’s on HBO… it’s such a wonderful thing to remember.  I remember vividly being on Sesame Street.”
  • How did Archie come to marry Rumple and Belle, did Mr. Gold go at him with a cane or did he feel like he owed Belle for saving his life?  “It was very powerful being there that day.  It was in the middle of this forest, this beautiful rain forest in Vancouver.  We have access to these forests that regular people can’t get in.  You need special permits … breathtaking.  Under this incredible canape of trees… with these lost mine paths… just lit up.  The trees all lit up with moonlight.  A moonlight serenade.  I had very little to do right… so I had to just stand there and bare witness.  I remember being off camera crying.  I was so touched by their work.  It was like being able to go up and watch two stunningly beautiful actors really connect.  It was really something.”
  • He loved that Archie was there (at the Rumbelle wedding) because it seemed that Archie represents hope and trying to do good and trying to do the right thing.  “We felt like for that moment everything would really turn out alright.”
  • On playing a killer on Criminal Minds:  “I remember when that came out.  It was not long after I’d been on Once Upon a Time and I got a lot of ‘AHHHH ARCHIE’S KILLING PEOPLE!’  Those parts are really fun to do, the juicy bad guys.  As Lana will tell you those are the best parts.  They’re the best parts.”
  • About doing research on being a psychiatrist:  “I did years and years of research.  Years and years and years.  I’ve been in therapy and it’s wildly helpful.”  Playing a teacher or a therapist is a great honor.
  • Who needs some therapy with Archie?  Fan:  A lot of people on the show are really messed up… (he agrees).
  • Memories of being in Risky Business:  He was 18 and just graduated high school.  “That guy Tom …. what happened to him?”  
  • “They wrote the most sad backstory in the first season for Jiminy Cricket.  He didn’t just wake up one day to be the poster child for Have a Conscious.  He actually with the dolls, with his story, he came to his conscious for having done the wrong thing for so long that he finally decided to devote his life to something else.  It still moves me.”
  • What advise would Archie give Henry about being the Author:  “With great power comes great responsibility.” 
  • If Archie was talking to Regina now, how would he respond to her growth?  “Woo Girl.” [Crowd laughter]  “Lana is a rock star.  I mean it.  And what she gets to do is really … I mean the full spectrum of good and bad and you love her and you hate her and you love to hate her.  And you always love her.  She makes it looks easy.  She’s just a consummate actor.  I …  it’s a big step to step into a therapists office and to ask advise and to let your guard down and to reach out for help.  Maybe at some point that opportunity will come.  I would love that.”
  • Favorite Disney parks attraction:  Space Mountain.
  • Favorite Season:  I’m partial to the first season because I had more to do in it.
Scandal 5.21 Thoughts

Not a review but a collection of scenes and my thoughts on them. The Scandal finale was boring- it was boring and predictable but I surprisingly enjoyed it for many reasons and it leads to a exciting and hopefully uplifting next season.


For starters Fitz; I have conversed with some people and it is amazing and complete irony how Fitz has escaped his ‘creators’ –Mellie, Cyrus, Olivia, Big Jerry. All of these people have said it once or every chance they get that they have ‘made’ Fitz and how they left because of him yet they all are clamoring to get back to him. This is one of the reasons why the Ex-Lady gang is united in blue and their Fitzless solidarity because for so long their life has revolved around Fitz (2x08- Mellie in the hospital asked Olivia: can she imagine life without him- what was she going to do- what were they going to do) and  now without him holding them back and being their excuse for their setbacks and failures they have no choice but to find their place outside of his circle.’Winning’ for Olivia is not about Mellie, winning is for Olivia like she told Jake in the finale “I have not gone through what I have gone through…” just to give up now, Olivia has lost too much to lose this presidency, she needs all of this to have a meaning; otherwise she lost everything for nothing.

Which brings to Mellie Grant

How dare Mellie come to Fitz who actually did her a sold by agreeing to come on stage and talk about her; Olivia was shocked when Abby told her that Fitz was agreeing to everything and yet for Mellie it was not enough because he is not giving enough credit to her…ugh Mellie got exactly what she wanted with Fitz’s presidency which is why I struggle with tolerating Mellie because her character arc at times is conflicting. Mellie condoned and supported the Olitz affair, she induced her labor to keep Fitz , she lied about defiance and Olivia and Cyrus when Fitz was broken, and then when the secret was out she still fought to keep Fitz making Olivia and Fitz’s life a living hell and now to add the cherry on top- Mellie has Fitz’s ex-girlfriend working for her and never once taking into consideration how Olivia is feeling because it’s all about Mellie.

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Then Mellie talks about Fitz’s whiteness ugh boo boo a white woman still gets paid more than a black woman and secondly I thought Mellie came from old- money; I thought that was why Big Jerry picked Fitz to marry her and third Mellie went to Harvard and was top of her class so please Mellie, save me your violin. I honestly can’t with Mellie and her self-righteousness as if she is truly inferior with her porcelain skin and big blue eyes…Mellie is simply a ‘feminist’ now because it suits her needs.

Mellie than exclaimed she got here on her own unlike Fitz.

Uh Mellie, you had cuckoo OP literally doing your dirty work and destroyed a women’s career (Susan’s) thereby making you the Republican Candiate- you did not get there on your own and you most certainly didn’t earn it…it was handed to you by Olivia Pope so please have all the seats because you talk about Fitz’s entitlement yet you are the only one screaming from the mountain ‘I am owed and deserved’, and because Mellie knows the exact buttons to push and hurt someone Mellie had to bring up Olivia escaping Fitz.

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Let me remind you that Fitz has already read Olivia’s medical file and saw the abortion so right now Fitz is hurting and taking a ‘L’ once again from Mellie…sigh, boy I can’t wait for karma to bite Mellie’s patsy ass because her white victimization is astonishing .

When Fitz preaches about serving his time in the White House he is speaking of truth and the irony of it all is that everyone is clamoring to get back into the White House prison- Olivia, Mellie, Cyrus.  But the true joke and laugh will be on Mellie when she realizes that she is stuck and all along Fitz was warning her about the inevitable.

But while I hate what Mellie said and don’t agree with her, it did lead to a more powerful moment of reflection and understanding on Fitz’s part.


The Olitz was scene was everything ! I’m not sure how the ‘blue’s clues’ gang deduced that Olitz is dead because if anything hope has never been more evident than in that scene. Fitz saw the file on Abby’s desk (why in the hell would Abby leave that highly classified information just on her desk but I’ll digress) Fitz saw the file and he was in disbelief, shocked at what he has just found and read; he knew it couldn’t be true, he knew it was a lie- that Olivia didn’t actually have a abortion but it’s real and she did.

Olivia’s abortion is her choice but I am happy that Fitz knows because it will lead to their reunion being a happy one, were all the cards are on the table.

*sidenote Olivia does not know that Fitz knows about the abortion but she feels that there is more to the story but what she can’t exactly put her finger on.

But I want to commend Fitz for everything he is and everything he has done; baby’s hat has never been brighter and I can only imagine what will happen when Olivia finds out that Fitz knew and he forgave her- that he understood her…..I’m not ready for that moment.

I have said this before and I will say it again- Fitz is truly Olivia’s light and he will slowly guide her home. Olitz has never been more promising and true; when Olivia walked into the White House and Abby tried desperately to stop her, afraid that Fitz will chew Olivia up and spit her out but at last he does nothing of the sort.

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Sure Olivia you say you came to the White House for Mellie and Jake but the way you are looking at Fitz right now, tells me otherwise. Olivia is mixing business and pleasure- mostly pleasure, seeing Fitz is just a treat for all that hard gladiating she is doing right now. All interactions between Olivia and Fitz have been due to Olivia seeking Fitz and not the other way around which is why when the moment comes where Olivia is healthy and ready she will have to go to Fitz wherever he may be.

*side note can we laugh and chuckle at how Olivia and now Fitz have shut the doors on their sides faces.

I love how Olivia walks to the Presidential seal in order to keep distance from Fitz, expecting a fight or exchange of words.  For the sesame street crew come close so that I can draw some dots in order for you to follow the lines. Olivia could have called Fitz and told him on the phone that Mellie better yet herself was picking Jake as her VP, but Olivia is petty and wanted to make Fitz jealous and get a response out of him so she came to the WH and did him a ‘favor’ since she felt ‘she owed him this much’ but Fitz doesn’t give Olivia the response she wanted. What Olivia wanted was for Fitz to shout out at her, or to put it in layman terms Olivia wants Fitz to care. Which is why when Huck asked how it went with the President Olivia responded with ‘Good. Fine. It was fine.’ Olivia is desperate for Fitz’s attention because it was always the one thing in life she was sure of but Fitz being understanding and accepting is confusing and painful for Olivia. Fitz is growing and moving on with his life and he has left Olivia all alone again; I wonder if Olivia feels abandoned by Fitz (Yes, she left him but Olivia often speaks the opposite of what she feels, when she pushes Fitz away she typically expects him to pull her closer and the fact that Fitz has respected her wishes is frightening for her)

These ochokers are talking about how much Olivia loves Jake yet every interaction between them is forced upon by Jake himself. Olitz’s interactions have been due to Olivia seeking Fitz- not the other way around. Olivia came to the oval because she wanted an excuse to see him whereas joke has to assemble everyone to make Olivia go and see him. Olivia entering the White House was a choice, she was expecting and hoping that by telling Fitz that she was making Jake, Mellie’s VP he would be petty and make a few remarks about her still playing her games, but Fitz looks at Olivia and ask her to sit down with him which shocks her.

 I just want to appreciate this moment for what it is worth.

The look of ease on Fitz’s face as he smiles at Olivia with clarity and understanding. Fitz tells Olivia he misses her and everyone including Olivia’s lips begin to tremble because some were expecting Fitz to yell and shout but he does the opposite, he sits and stares at Olivia as if she is Christmas Morning. Olivia is clearly affected by what Fitz is saying and doing and it is everything she wants to hear and yet it’s not. But Fitz has to tell Olivia the truth, he misses her- not the sexual intimacy but he deeply misses his best friend. Fitz misses talking to Olivia and listening to her and so he ask Olivia does she feel that he listens to her enough and Olivia smiles and makes a joke saying ‘when’ and sadly this is the first time I recall Olivia making a real joke this entire 5b season.

Fitz smiles at Olivia sadly and he tells her in so many words that he understands why Olivia wanted to be free.

The true beauty of Olitz is that they are able to read each other so well that Olivia knows that there is more to this story just like Fitz knows when Olivia says ‘she’s fine’ she is never actually ‘fine’- for the ‘Blue’s Clues gang’ this is what it means to love, you don’t ignore your partners feelings and say ‘she’s fine’ after murdering a man, you don’t down play their call for help and then expect them to save you- that is not love, that is not even lust, what that is a parasitic relationship.

There is something organic in how Olivia and Fitz managed to find love in a world incapable such feeling;Olivia was never supposed to fall in love with Fitz but he slipped through cracks of her wall and found his home.

Fitz tells Olivia what Mellie said and asked her if she believes and feels this way too, that he is “Controlling, manipulative, and narcissistic.” Olivia doesn’t want to comment and get in between him and Mellie which cause Fitz’s eyebrow to arch and Olivia to laugh at her own words because she has always been in between Fitz and Mellie; she is actually between them right now, but Fitz apologizes anyways to Olivia for everything he has done to cause her to run from him.

Fitz has grown and developed into not just a great President but a man who Olivia can depend to be her strength when she is weak. Fitz is becoming the man everyone always knew he would become but he is more than what anyone imagined. Fitz’s self-assurance is powerful; everyone is struggling to find their place and purpose in life and for a man who only has 5 months left in his term, his future would be the bleakest yet it’s the contrary, Fitz’s future has never been brighter. Fitz is power, not the White House, not the people taking orders from him but Fitz is the true sign of power and the beauty of it all is that nobody sees it. Everyone is struggling and trying to find their place and who they are -Mellie, Cyrus, Abby, and Olivia. They all assume power is the key to freedom when in truth freedom is not obtained through physical conquering- freedom and purpose is not this elusive symbol that is only obtained through ‘conquering’. Freedom is when the heart and soul are no longer captive to those who put them captivity.

Once Fitz said he was sorry, Olivia is frozen, emotionally stunned by this beautiful man sitting across from her apologizing, for what she is not exactly sure.  Olivia actually felt something. It wasn’t Olivia being the campaign manager or Fitz being the President; for the first time in a long time they had ‘one minute’ where it is just them as they always desired it to be.

Unequivocal sadness fills the space as these two individuals so desperately in love with one another seem incapable of having the life they desperately deserve and earn.

There is this moment of reflection and understanding that fills the silence between. As their music cues Olivia is looking at Fitz and seeing him for all his worth- this is the man she fell in love with.  After everything they have said and done to one another, Fitz did not take her breath away he actually filled her lungs with air; she’s been suffocating- drowning and this moment with Fitz however short it may be gave Olivia not what she asked for but what she desperately needed.

Fitz is absorbing Olivia, taking her all in- seeing the beauty in her imperfections. Fitz is not commenting on her hair or her exterior appearance, you can see clearly that Fitz is looking directly into her soul and seeing her for all of her Worth and Olivia is looking at Fitz and seeing him for ALL of his Worth  There is this moment of appreciation silently exchanged between these two souls and your heart can’t help but become heavy as you think about ‘what if’

This scene is so similar to the day they first met- where these two broken souls found their kindred spirit in the other.

The thing about true love is that it is never orchestrated, it happens accidentally, in a instant these two atoms crashed together,in a moment that will forever change their trajectory on life and love because it wasn’t until they became one that they saw the future embedded into the iris of their eyes.

I know people are disappointed that Olitz didn’t have this fight where they fight and argue and Olivia is able to blame Fitz again, but this is truly refreshing and key to not only Olitz’s progression but Olivia and Fitz’s separate journey. Fitz’s growth is commendable, and it is amazing how so many felt he was the weak one yet he is the definition of strength and power. Fitz is the only character that has looked at himself and wanted to change the outcome- how Fitz understands Olivia even when she doesn’t understand herself is the truest depiction of love. Love is when you love a person not when they are at their best but when they are at their lowest. While that moment was for Olivia it was also for him; that was Fitz’s closing his own red door- by not placing blame on Olivia but himself for what happened to them and their future.

Fitz tells Olivia he is changing his speech and Olivia quickly says ‘good’ but she wasn’t really listening, what Fitz has just said and the way he looked at her has her head spinning and so she can’t help but ask ‘why’ and Fitz says simply ‘because she asked me too’

Olivia makes an ‘hmpf’ sound not because she is angry but quite the opposite. All it took for Fitz to change his mind was to be asked, to have her come to him and actually talk. The sound you are hearing from Olivia is the sound of regret and remorse because something so simple as asking could have saved her and him a lifetime of heartbreak. We all know what Olivia is thinking at this very moment ‘What if I had asked him…’ can you imagine how different their life would have been had Olivia came to Fitz and asked and Fitz heard Olivia’s speak. This moment is all too real and all too painful and so Olivia quickly gathers her purse to take her leave before she breaks but before she could walk out Fitz tells her ‘he supports her choice- not that she needs it’ 

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I don’t talk about irrelevant people but Bastard deserves some recognition for being the WORLD’S BIGGEST TOOL…

I have a problem with scandal at times; everyone and their mama be trying to run and chase Fitz and talk about him being ‘privileged’ yet you have a serial killer running away slipping heart attack concoctions and this bitch ass can’t save his fricking self but has to get his sestra to save him who weighs 100lb wet…

Yall jokers stay talking about Fitz being a coward yet I haven’t seen Fitz coward from Rowan better yet he told Rowan that he is exactly where he left him- pulling strings so please have all the seats because Jake is the definition of worthless and hopeless.

When Olivia ‘saved’ joke from dad, joke somehow took it that they were back to ‘standing in the sun’ but funny the minute they walked out of the door their hands parted…hmmm…sounds more like Olivia was trying one up Rowan than actually save joke but in case you are still attempting to justify olake and Olivia ‘saving’ joke because she ‘loves’ him , then please explain to me what the hell that final scene between them was.

Jake thought Olivia saved him and they were going to run away and be normal people for instance Jake was going to get a job working at ‘Gettysburger’ and Olivia would be working at the local gas station; you know “Standing in The Sun” so while Olivia was working on Mellie’s campaign; Jake was on craigslist looking for shacks on sale because he’s going to be on tight budget after him and Vanessa get an annulment…

*sidenote-where the fuck is Jake’s wife? And why isn’t his irrelevant ass not ‘mourning’ with his wife- damn Jake is just terrible at everything he does- terrible side piece, terrible spy, terrible brother, terrible captain, and now a terrible husband.

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You know when you look back at what Olivia said in the church to Jake it all still rings true- more so now than ever before.

OLIVIA: Do you honestly not know by now? I’m in love with Fitz. I don’t love you, Jake. I love him. When I’m with you, all I think about is him. Fitz is who I choose. He’s who I will always choose. You are just a lesser version of him. A sad reminder of the man I truly deserve. If I couldn’t make it work with him, why the hell would you think I could make it work with you?

Good luck becoming Vice President, Jake. You’ll need it.

Every moment between Olivia and Jake is a ‘sad’ reminder of ‘the man she truly deserves’ – the ‘be here moment’ and now Jake wants to make jam and live in a house he found off Craigslist with Olivia with their 3 average children…and then Vulva lips wants to be a ‘jv baseball coach’ when Fitz has already said he wants to be a soccer dad. My goodness Jake is trying to duplicate Fitz and Olivia’s relationship and Olivia is not having it at all.

This has nothing to do with Fitz but Olivia does not want to be married and have a boring life with Jake, if Olivia knew what she wanted out of life don’t you think she would have done it with the man she truly deserves…Olivia isn’t looking for love and marriage right now when girl doesn’t even know what it means to love and sadly Jake is so far up his own ass that he doesn’t even know Olivia, he truly thinks that Olivia wants to go run away with him and play house. This serves a purpose, Jake is not looking at Olivia nor is he listening to her….takes deep breath….boy Jake is really making Olivia appreciate Fitz’s more with his child-like antics.

I really appreciate Shonda recreating these fabricated moment between Olivia and Jake because all it does is remind Olivia of the real truth, that Jacob Ballard will always be a poor man’s Fitzgerald Grant, a painful reminder that he will never live up to Fitz’s incredibly high bar….I mean look at this.

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Fitz took their dream and made it a possibility- somewhere only they know (notice how Abby looked at Fitz questioningly when he said he might go to Vermont. Abby doesn’t know the significance behind Vermont but she is aware that it has special meaning for Fitz to smile at the idea) Olivia herself has dreamed of Vermont, Vermont was her dream but a life with joke would be a nightmare and worse “mediocrity is not an option” for Olivia.

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And second of all Pete Harris, Olivia Pope is not about to redo your childhood- this isn’t the ‘Butterfly Effect’ you don’t get to recreate your childhood and pretend it never happened. I am so sick and tired of Jake being completely worthless, this man has been asking to be saved since season 3 and this pansy still can’t save himself; him and Olivia are two sides of the same coin both do the same shit and expect different results. Jake; Olivia is not your sister and your mother – and Olivia, Jake is not an extension of you.

 Before Jake could continue on not selling Olivia- she shuts him up done telling him ‘she is running a presidential race’ which means Jake, she isn’t trying to be some poor housewife in the suburbs; Olivia wants her own life and like she told Jake before – if she couldn’t make it work with the better man than how does he expect it to work between them,

But let us break down that scene because Jake was surprisingly speaking some truth, not a lot but enough to make a valid statement. Jake wants “to be normal” with Olivia and tells Olivia that being normal and living the life she want is the true sign of power, and Jake is completely right but Olivia ain’t having it and finally super spy was able to put two and two together and see that Olivia wasn’t saving him after all she was saving her presidency and that he has now gone from dad’s bitch to his sister’s bitch…well, you better start practicing show dog because that is all you will be ornamental and never functional.

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And to add insult to injury Olivia then throws his tie at him and demands that he put it on and get out on stage and perform like he has been doing his whole life.

I think it’s refreshing to be honest to see Olivia actually owning up to this person she has now become, instead of being indecisive but of course while Olivia thinks she is really doing something this was Rowan’s plan all along.

I am so tired of Rowan and Jake. Olivia will never be free as long as this man is alive, but we are going to have a long break but I am excited about the next seasons endless possibility for numerous reasons .

I will be posting a one shot off how Olivia finds out about the abortion later on today or tomorrow…until next time XOXO

anonymous asked:

heya, i absolutely love your drabbles, you're amazing as you always put a smile on my face. I think you're the one who already made candy's parents' reaction about the boys. Could you do the opposite? Where the guys introduce candy to their own parents? By the way my english is crap but you'd be amazing if you do this. xx

Hello dears! I combined these requests. Thank you so much dears! And, for future reference, my name is Adrian. Feel free to call me Aidy or Kato though, many of my friends do! ^-^
I decided to get to these requests pretty quickly since more than one person requested it. Hope you enjoy!


Nathaniel’s grip on Candy’s hand tightened considerably as they both stood at his front door, preparing themselves to enter. His heart was pounding in his chest from the sheer nerves. Candy was going to meet his parents. She was actually going to officially meet his parents. As his girlfriend. His breathing hitched slightly as he started to worry about it- what would his mother think? Worse yet, what would his father think?

Candy glanced over at her boyfriend with a small confused look. Her face scrunched up with concern as Nathaniel’s grip on her hand grew almost painfully tight. She leaned over toward him and whispered to him gently,

“Don’t worry. I’m sure your parents will like me.”

Her words were too optimistic for him to believe. Yet he still managed to give her a weak smile of reassurance. She didn’t notice how forced it looked as she smiled back at him cheerfully before they finally entered the house.

His parents were standing in the living room, waiting for them, their eyes critical and judging. Nathaniel let out a sigh of relief that Amber was no where to be found; he didn’t want her messing anything up. The situation was already as tense as it was without Amber adding to it. He gulped thickly as he stepped toward his parents.

“Mother, Father,” he dipped his head professionally, “I’d like you to meet Candy… She- She’s my g-girlfriend.”

His voice wavered at the end, cracking slightly as he blushed heavily. Candy’s eyes softened as she saw how nervous her boyfriend was. She held his hand a bit tighter and gave him a look that gave him reassurance that no matter what, she was there to support him.

Francis and Adelaide both eyed the girl before them with a critical eye. Amber had told them about her. She had said that Candy wasn’t very smart, wasn’t very pretty… Though she did admit that Candy was a good person and Nathaniel liked her. However, Nathaniel’s fondness of the girl wasn’t enough for them to approve of the girl. The girl isn’t that good looking, Francis mused, she doesn’t have any social standing. What could she possibly have that would benefit us? His wife had a similar thought as they both shared a look of disapproval.

“No,” Francis finally spoke up calmly, “…She won’t do.”

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a/n: yey! finally it’s here! so i’m probably gonna update this every week? idrk. i hope so. anyways. i hope you enjoy! thanks to @rainbowreese for the prompt and @daydreamedmemories for proofreading it

Dan hated biology. No, he didn’t hate biology, he loathed it. Why did he need to know what mitochondria did and how cells reproduced? Ms. Heathrow was the most despicable woman he had ever met. He was sure of it. She was short and stubby, and had her clearly re-dyed ginger hair up in a bun as tight as ballerina’s. But that wasn’t what annoyed him. After all, it was school, not a beauty pageant. What really got him was her annoying sesame street-esque, patronizing tone that made him feel like a two year-old; mixed with a series of passive aggressive insults which were a bomb to his self-esteem.  He would seriously rather just be told he was plain stupid than “Dan, what do red cells do, sweetie? Do you know, honey pie?” and after inevitably muttering out a wrong answer getting a “Well, then it seems somebody has been a bad, little boy and should be punished for not studying. After all, we don’t want a troglodyte for a student in this classroom, now do we?  Would you please go to the shame-shame corner sweetie? That’s right thank you.” He was smart, but biology was definitely not his forte.

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anonymous asked:

hi, can i ask for some scenario of leo,hongbin,ken and hyuk where their wife is going on a two day conference so she ask her husband to take care of their twins ( a boy and a girl), how would they handle it? ^^ kamsahamninda i love your blog ^^

*Let’s say this is the first time you’ve left them alone with the kids for a long time*

Leo: Your two lovely kids will be in good hands while you’re away at the conference. Leo will be the perfect papa making sure his kids are nourished, played with, cleaned, disciplined when necessary, and well rested. When you come back the house will still be in the same manner that you left it and everyone will be excited for your return. “Great! I have my little angels to myself.”

Ken: Your kids will love spending quality time alone with their daddy Ken. But since he’s the fun parent, the kids might give him a hard time and take advantage of his ability to have fun. He might have a hard time disciplining them since you’re not there, so you probably will come home to a kitchen wall stained with spaghetti sauce. “Ottokaji!*points at son* If I give you candy and let you jump on mommy and daddy’s bed, will you stop throwing meatballs at the wall?! *points at daughter* If I let you play dress up in mommy’s clothes, will you eat your vegetables?”

HongBin: Everything should run smoothly while you’re away at the conference, even if this is the first time you’ve left him alone with your kids for a long period of time. For the most part, HongBin would be like Leo and do his fatherly duties making sure each of his actions are done with love. However, once you return home HongBin’s stress levels would be evident. “No, no don’t play with daddy’s camera that’s for grown ups. But, c’mon let’s take a picture together for mommy.”

Hyuk: Hyuk would be just fine watching his own kids until one of them starts to disobey him and then the other one follows suit. Hyuk would be the type to chase after your kids and catch them and then act like Ken and negotiate with them. If that doesn’t work, Hyuk will call you and ask for your help. After your conference, you would walk in on all three of them sitting on the couch watching Sesame Street or something while eating popsicles. “Now remember Hyuk Jr. and Hyukette, don’t tell mommy I let you guys stay up late and eat sweets or she’ll get mad at me.”

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