get drunk as hell

  • Jeremy: *crying* He thinks I'm a kid...
  • Michael: WHAT?! That's insane!
  • Jeremy: I know!
  • Michael: Saying you're a kid, it-it's like saying I'M a kid!
  • Waiter: Here's your meal, sir.
  • Michael: Yo, I'm supposed to get a toy with this!
some very important Christophe Giacommeti & Viktor Nikiforov headcanons:

shoutout to @lavenderprose who has the same brain as me when it comes to YOI/Viktor hcs

  • Chris and Viktor have been friends for 10+ years. if the scene with Viktor at juniors is his last year as a junior, that means they met when Viktor was about 15 and Chris was about 13. They have almost certainly been through Some Shit together and know the other one better than they know themselves.
  • every year at worlds, the night after the free skate, regardless of the results, the two of them buy 3 bottles of shitty wine and watch whatever movies they’ve been texting each other about throughout the season. The Notebook, Pitch Perfect, The Avengers, whatever it is, they get wine drunk and MST3K the hell out of it after the medal ceremony.
  • (they keep doing this even after Yuuri – actually, Yuuri was invited one time but couldn’t quite get the hang of the banter. you can’t make up 10 years of friendship for 6 months of dating, no matter how in love you are.)
  • They are fully aware of the idea that they’re dating/have dated/are sleeping together/have slept together etc.  They think it’s hilarious. There’s even a ship name for it – Viktophe – and they regularly browse the twitter tag and send each other screenshots of the funniest ideas.
  • they also read the RPF about them to each other in hotel rooms during events
  • that meme where one person bursts into the room like “I knew you were having sex” and one of the pair is like “oh no one told me I would have put down my book”? that’s them.
  • They have biweekly bitchfest skype/phone calls where they just dish on whatever dumb shit has happened to them recently.  
  • When they were younger and Viktor still had really long hair Christophe would fix it for galas and events. He really liked to try out pinterest/youtube tutorials but didn’t have a model so Viktor would volunteer, then show up to a sponsorship event with like a hairbow updo.
  •  you’d think Yakov would hate him considering the both of them 100% are terrible influences on each other re:acting like drama queens, being massive flirts, buying lululemon yogas with “peach” emblazoned across the ass
  • but actually Chris is a really good influence on Viktor in more important ways. i.e. ensuring he doesn’t kill himself and making sure Yakov knows to keep an eye out on him.
  • there have been at least 3 times Chris has called Yakov at an ungodly hour of the morning insisting he go check on Viktor because he was very worried that Viktor was going to do something stupid
  • chris is almost always right about this. yakov has found his star skater on the ledge and had to coax him down and into the shower more times than he’d like to admit. chris knows viktor, knows his tells, knows when he’s starting to get bad again
  •  by the time they’re 20 and 22, yakov goes to chris if he’s worried about viktor’s mental health but viktor won’t talk about it.  no one’s ever said it aloud, but they all know that Chris may well be the reason Viktor is still alive
  • tl:dr – chris has been worried about his best friend for a long time and when he sees how viktor lights up with yuuri, he gets to breathe easy for the first time in a long time
Unrequited Love

Summary: You’re hoping a night out will help you forget about the Super soldier you’re pining over, but the night takes a turn you didn’t expect.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: alcohol consumption, drunk!reader, language, angst, protective Bucky, un beta’d

A/N: This is the first thing I’ve wrote in like a month [?!] I’m trying to get back into writing, so any ideas/requests are welcome right now! I can’t promise I’ll do them straight away, but if the inspiration strikes I’ll definitely work on it. 



You knew you were going to regret coming out with Nat and Wanda. As much as you loved spending time with your best friends, being at a bar wasn’t the best place for you in your current state of mind. The drink you consumed soon loosened both your mind and body, distracting you from the thoughts of Bucky and his latest prodigies.

God, for an almost 100 year old, he sure was clueless. You’d been pining for him pretty much since he arrived at the compound. I mean, who wouldn’t? He’s gorgeous, he makes you smile, he has this vulnerability about him that just makes you want to wrap him in your arms and never let go. But then, he’s also badass as hell and you knew he’d protect you with his life.

He chose to spend nights with random women, who you were sure we’re only after him for being an Avenger. That frustrated the hell out of you. You’d happily be with him, forever- not just for one sleazy night.

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Promise of More Tomorrows

Characters: Reader (Y/N), Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins

Pairing: Jensen x reader

Warnings: Aftermath of drunken confessions, embarrassment, blunt Jensen   

Word count: 1300ish

A/N: So I was practically ordered into writing a part two of my one shot Promise Of Tomorrow, since Ana aka @percywinchester27 was the ring leader I forced her to beta this for me!

No hate towards Danneel - this is fiction. I love those two dorks together but for the sake of this, let’s pretend she is happy with someone else.

LATER EDIT: THIS TURNED INTO A SERIES SO  MASTERLIST

The sunlight that hit your face felt like a million daggers and your head ached as if it had been trampled on by a wild herd of elephants last night. You groaned in discomfort pulling the cover over your face, trying to hide from the sun and the day.

Then the memories came rushing over you. Memories you wished you could hide from as easily as the sun. Memories of every inappropriate thought you had ever had about Jensen spilling out of your mouth. Memories of him overhearing it and carrying you to bed.

“Fuck!” you mumbled, “I’m never drinking again.” What you really meant was that you were never leaving the room again. At least not until Misha, Jensen and everyone that might have heard you were back in Canada, which was about a month away.

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anonymous asked:

I'd LOVE if you could write a drunk Simon confessing his feelings to Jace when he drives him home! Especially if it's super fluffy!

yeeeeeeee i love Drunk Shenanigans!!! 

“So this is what you do when I don’t go out with you?” Jace asks, huffing warm air over his fingers. It’s freezing, and he forgot his gloves, because he rushed over here to pick up one Simon Lewis from trying to get back to the apartment they share while drunk as hell. 

“Don’t get mad at me, I made good choices, did good things!” Simon says, pouting prettily as he tilts his head back and looks up at Jace. He’s slumped against Maia and Clary, who are quietly giggling to themselves. 

“He did - ‘good things’ is the cute blonde back in there!” Maia sniggers, and Jace feels his heart break a little more. He scowls, trying to get over the tiny pang in his chest. He’s long since accepted that Simon doesn’t feel the same way as he does, but it still fucking sucks because the guy he likes is the guy he lives with, and the guy who’s made it his mission to insert himself into every part of Jace’s life. 

“I didn’t do him.” Simon insists. “I was gonna, but he’s verrrrrrrrrrrry.”

“Very what?” Clary asks, leaning forward. Jace sighs and pushes her back as she begins to topple off the bench. 

“Very.” Simon agrees, and Jace raises an eyebrow. He’s about to press for more information, when Magnus appears. 

“Oh, finally.” He groans. “Take Simon home, I’ll deal with the girls.” 

“What did you guys drink?” Jace asks, exasperated as Maia nearly punches him in the face in her haste to cling to Clary. 

“We had a competition, and I severely underestimated their tolerance.” Magnus sighs, massaging his temples. “Come along, darlings.” Maia and Clary stumble off with Magnus, and Jace tugs Simon upright. 

“You good, man?” He asks quietly. Simon hums quietly and leans into Jace’s side. 

“Not gonna be sick or anything.” He confirms, and Jace laughs softly, slinging an arm around Simon’s shoulder and steering him to the car. 

“I’ve drunk enough with you to know what you’re like.” Jace muses. “And I am so glad you’re not the kind to throw up. I would not let you within ten feet of my car if you were.” 

“What kind of drunk am I?” Simon asks brightly, then promptly slips on the sidewalk and crumples, holding on to Jace’s arms for dear life. Jace sighs and hauls him back up, and suddenly Simon is very close, close enough to count each eyelash fluttering over warm brown eyes. 

“Clumsy.” Jace says hoarsely, transfixed by the hazy desire clouding Simon’s eyes, before he remembers that Simon is fucking drunk, and he sighs and steps away. “Come on, Lewis.” 

He manages to get Simon into the car with minimal fuss. Simon does try to convince Jace that North Dakota doesn’t exist, but it’s not even the biggest conspiracy theory Simon’s brought up, so Jace isn’t worried as he starts up the car and peers behind him, backing slowly out of the parking space. 

“Oh my god you’re driving.” Simon says suddenly. Jace snorts as he waits patiently for a gaggle of teens to cross the street. “Since when do you drive?” 

“Since a month ago, you went with me to get my license.” Jace mutters. “You’re such a dumbass when you’re drunk.” 

“Let me out, Jace is gonna kill me with his driving!” Simon moans, sinking low into his seat. 

“Rude.”

“I’m gonna dieeeeee.” Simon warbles, and then pauses. “Do you have any water? Or can we stop by the ocean to get a drink?” 

“Yeah, I don’t think the Atantic is what you need right now.” Jace says, reaching behind with one hand and grabbing the water he’d thrown in the back seat when he’d heard Simon was drunk. 

Lifesaver.” Simon says gratefully as he takes the bottle and twists the cap off, guzzling it down. He only gets one tiny dribble of water down his chin, and Jace glances over as the car idles at a red light on an empty street. 

“You’ve got a - “ He gestures, and Simon frowns. 

“A printer?” He asks, excited. Jace shakes his head, bemused. 

“Why the fuck would there be a printer?” He asks, glancing once to check that it’s still a red light before he reaches over and swipes his thumb over the drop of water, Simon’s stubble rough under his skin. “There.” 

The light changes to green and he drops his hand back to the wheel, focusing on driving - Simon’s partially right, Jace isn’t the best driver - and there’s silence in the car until he looks back to Simon, worried about the lack of unstoppable rambling. 

Simon is looking at him with a strange, unreadable look on his face, his eyes dark and stormy. Jace frowns and opens his mouth, about to ask what’s wrong, when Simon blurts out, “Do you know Jace Wayland?” 

“Oh my God.” Jace says, shaking his head. “Not this again.” Simon has a habit of conflating Jace and Captain America while he’s drunk, which is cute, but so not helpful. 

“If you see him,” Simon continues, his voice turning a little sad, “can you tell him to kiss me?” 

“What?” Jace asks, not at all proud of the way his voice goes an octave higher. 

“I mean, you’re Captain America. He has to listen to you, right?” Simon asks as Jace tries desperately to focus on pulling into their building’s garage. 

“Buddy,” Jace gets out in a strangled voice, “I think Jace Wayland doesn’t need me to tell him to kiss you.” 

“Did he say something? Does he not want to?” Simon asks, insistently patting Jace’s arm. 

“No.” Jace says shortly, killing the engine and opening the door. 

“Then you should command him. Jace would listen to you, you have muscles!” 

“Oh my God.” Jace groans as he gets Simon out of the car. He staggers a little as Simon leans in with all his weight. “Why is drunk you so horny?” 

“I’m not horny, I love him!” Simon declares. Jace promptly drops Simon. “Ow.” Simon complains from the floor. 

“Lewis. Always complicating things.” Jace says, his heart beating faster and a smile creeping onto his face despite himself. 

“I’m serious, he’s adorable and he cares so much and he’s so good to the world.” Simon says as Jace hauls him off the ground. “Please get him to kiss me.” Jace’s heart clenches and he smiles giddily at Simon. 

“Wake up sober, and I will.” He promises, and Simon nods sleepily, nuzzling into Jace’s neck. 

(The next morning, Jace waits as long as it takes for Simon to stumble into the kitchen and blearily make himself a cup of coffee before he backs the other man into the counter, gets a hand in his shirt, and kisses him as thoroughly as he can. Simon whimpers, his hands flailing for a bit and hitting Jace’s head before settling around Jace’s back, and then he gets with the program, pressing back and sliding his tongue across Jace’s. 

“Got a message from Captain America.” Jace murmurs when they break apart to breathe, his voice low and amused as he watches the bright red flush overtake Simon’s cheeks. 

“Oh God.” Simon groans. “Of all the idiotic things I’ve done - “

“I love you too.” 

“ - that was probably not the worst.” Simon concludes, his smile turning blindingly bright. Jace laughs warmly at that and reels Simon in for another kiss, unable to help himself. The guy he’s in love with is nerdy as fuck, but it’s the sweetest thing in the world, and Jace will send the creator of Captain America a fruit basket if it makes Simon happy.)

jimon fake dating au in which jace is a international rock star and simon is an indie popstar but lately he’s not really been doing great, the single for his upcoming album pretty much flopped and the album is seemingly doomed to follow the same path and he bumps into jace at some fancy industry party and they dont get along AT ALL but also jace is DRUNK AS HELL and simon feels kind of bad so he helps him into his car + home and the next morning theres pics everywhere speculating about a possible relationship and simon is like OH HELL NO but his publicist thinks its great exposure and jace’s publicists it would be great to improve jace’s imagine (he’s known as a bit of a lothario) so guess who are (fake) dating now

It’s Sam...

Title: It’s Sam…

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 3471

Warning: This has a little of everything. Angsty hunt, fluffy makeup, and Impala smut. You know, the works.

A/N: So I don’t know what the hell happened but this one just took on a massive life of its own. 

I combined the following two requests: Anonymous said: Hi! First of all I love your blog! I was wondering if I could request a smut/angst deanxreader fic where they’re both hunters and have been dating and she has to flirt for info on a case with a sleazy guy and dean gets riled up and jealous? Thanks! AND Anonymous said: If you have fic requests open I would love a fluffy smutty comfort fic with dean after a particularly bad hunt.

Hope you both like it! Enjoy!



“A ghost? Seriously? All the way to South Dakota, for a ghost?”

“Yeah! I want something fun and easy. We can go bug Bobby after too. Plus, I think Sam is taking that case in Minnesota, so he can meet up with us after.”

Dean just shrugged and finished filling up Baby. “Fine by me. It’s pretty messed up though that a ghost is something that’s ‘fun and easy’.”

“True,” you laughed as you shifted in your seat, “but then again, our lives are pretty messed up, so there’s that.”

Dean laughed, leaning across the seat to kiss you sweetly before revving Baby to life and screeching out of the gas station.

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joz-stankovich  asked:

HCs for RFA + Saeran's wedding day with MC. Like what sort of theme/colours? Is it fancy and planned down to the last detail or spur of the moment sort of thing? (Btw I loooove this blog~)

Zen

  • They want something modest, but not “little,” ya feel?
  • Something cute that everyone will remember forever, but nothing over the top.
  • Of course with their income, they’re a little scared of spending too much money, but they make it work.
  • They have their wedding in a big garden. Flowers, outdoors, sunshine, good stuff.
  • Just enough room for the RFA and some other close friends to move about and have fun and enjoy the scenery.
  • Colors are white and gold, and there’s lanterns everywhere.
  • Of course Zen is extra and wears a white tux w some sort of gold embroidery. If MC wears a suit, it’s white too, just toned down a bit. If MC wears a dress, it’s fluffy with some gold designs on the bodice and dripping a bit into the skirt.
  • They’d have the reception at sunset so that afterwards, the only light is coming from the sky, the fairy lights strung around the bush walls, and lanterns hung everywhere.
  • DANCE PARTY STARTS AT 8.
  • There’s a DJ and everyone’s having a good time,,,,, You just cant go wrong with the cha cha slide
  • Cake made out of cupcakes!


Jaehee

  • MC’s and Jaehee’s wedding is pretty small.
  • It’s them, the RFA, and a priest all gathered together in a church.
  • Although they were engaged for a few years and figured they’d just plan a wedding eventually, that didn’t happen.
  • They have nice wedding rings though.
  • Even though there’s not anything fancy, they both wear “proper” attire.
  • Jaehee’s dress barely reaches the floor and she has a pink ribbon around the waist. If MC wears a dress, it goes to just past her knees and has a yellow ribbon around the waist. MC’s suit is the same concept, except obviously, pants.
  • After the reception, they go out to a hella fancy lunch because Jumin everyone chipped in.
  • Because they spent so little money on the wedding itself, they had one hell of a honeymoon.


Yoosung

  • Their ideal wedding was something fun with both their close friends and family. 
  • Originally, there were like 50 people invited. At the actual wedding, there’s about 100 people.
  • Yoosung’s parents kept inviting family that Yoosung hadn’t seen in 20+ years and when there was the complaint that they’d have to switch to a bigger venue and buy more food, his parents offered to pay for the change in price. With that, they decided to just keep inviting more people.
  • It’s not the only choice available, but adults are offered chicken nuggets and french fries as their meal.
  • The wedding’s a good balance of traditional and fun. They may or may not have gotten the theme idea at the renaissance faire.
  • They never actually named the theme, but it’s a sort of medieval fantasy, knight and prince/ss thing.
  • The cake is white and “elegant,” but there’s some dragons scattered throughout, looking like they’re climbing up to the top of the cake. At the top, there’s a mini Yoosung with a sword and MC with a bow and arrows, ready to fight the dragons.
  • Yoosung’s tux is grey and white. If MC wears a suit, it’s grey and navy blue. If MC wears a dress, it’s very renaissance-princess-esque. 
  • Little fairies scattered around the venue are mostly there for shits and giggles, but since there’s so many kids there, its turned into a game. Whoever can collect the most by the end of the night gets a three foot stuffed dragon as a prize.


Jumin

  • OF COURSE THEIR WEDDING IS HUGE.
  • Honestly, neither of them know half of the guests. They were just names that were important for some reason and they got an invitation. 
  • This is like, one of those dream weddings you see on the covers of bridal magazines.
  • Jumin’s suit is grey/black and his tie is a really, really light pink color. If MC wears a dress, its long and white, with a significant amount of train + the bodice and sleeves are lace. If MC wears a tux, it’s a light grey/beige color with a pastel purple tie. Either way, its a yin/yang thing.
  • Color theme is mostly cream-ish colors.
  • Cake is obviously huge and fancy. They have left overs for a week.
  • “Jesus, Jumin, how much was all of this wine and why is everyone you know always drunk?”
    • Hell if he knows,,,,,, He’s gonna get drunk too and so is MC, nobody can stop him.
  • Indoor wedding, candles at every table, no actual lights, but lanterns are all over the place too.


Saeyoung

  • Okay, so they couldn’t actually get married in the space station, so they have to settle.
  • Wedding in the observatory, hell y e.
  • It’s a small thing. Just the two of them, the RFA, Vanderwood, and the guy (who may or may not be a priest?????? Nobody checked oops) who makes it official.
  • Saeyoung’s suit is black, but has some little embroidery constellations. MC’s dress is white and goes to about mid calf, but there’s a layer of sparkly tulle on top. If MC wears a suit, they match with Saeyoung.
  • They get married on the night of a meteor shower so that they can go have a picnic outside and watch afterwards.
  • Apparently you can get super fancy food delivered to an observatory.
  • They borrow a huuuuuge trampoline and everyone brings blankets so they can lay out on it and watch the sky. Everyone ends up leaving at some point during the night, but Saeyoung and MC wake up cuddled together on the trampoline when the sun comes up.


Saeran

  • Technically they get married in one of those drive-thru wedding things, in a spur of the moment situation, but one day Saeran wants a ceremony.
  • It’s simple and really small. Outdoors in the sun, surrounded by sky and nature.
  • It’s the two of them + someone to read from a book and make it feel official.
  • Saeran’s suit would be a creamy color with a pastel pink tie and MC’s would match, but they have a pastel yellow tie. MC’s dress barely reaches the floor and is very simple, but she has a yellow ribbon around the waist.
Kang Dongho Hogwarts AU

(while i was looking for pics of dongho for this collage i had to fucking PAUSE because he’s so hot like wtf dude chill a bit)

  • kang dongho is like hottest gryffindor to walk the planet and he knows it
  • even your fellow housemates– SLYTHERINS– worship the ground that he walks on
  • what happened to slytherin gryffindor rivalry
  • he is hot you have to admit
  • ((especially after a quidditch game when he’s sweaty mM)
  • (you’re thirsty but whatever)
  • as a slytherin, people will be rude to you guys sometimes regarding the dark past of the house
  • it’s not uncommon for you to get jinxed in the hall or for your bookbag to ~magically~ fall apart
  • one time you were leaving class when you heard someone shout really loudly
  • “what the hell do you think you’re doing?”
  • the person yanked you behind them and cast a Protego spell
  • it was kANG DONGO :))))))))))
  • “a-ah, i didn’t realize you two were friends”
  • apparently some seventh year gryffindor was going to jinx you as you walked away?
  • “even if we weren’t, that doesn’t give you the right to cast a spell on someone’s back, you fucking coward”
  • just looking up at his back as he defended you made your heart beat a little bit~
  • but then
  • “wait we’re not friends”
  • dongho turned to you with a small smile on his face when the jerk left
  • (you hissed “jackass” after him as he walked past)
  • “no?” he asked, cocking his head. “i would have thought maybe we would be after that?”
  • “well, i dunno, you don’t seem the type to make friends with fifth-year slytherins”
  • dongho kind of frowned and patted you on the shoulder
  • “house doesn’t mean anything to me” he said firmly, sending you the world’s most adorable, fluffy smile
  • (yall know which one i’m talking about)
  • “well, thanks for saving me, i guess” you said stiffly, making him chuckle
  • “anytime” he grinned, waving as he walked off
  • “but i didn’t need saving!” you yelled after him, feeling your cheeks heat up a bit at the interaction 
  • dongho just laughed and kept walking
  • that night at dinner your friends teased your MERCILESSLY about it
  • news travels fast a hogwarts
  • and for some reason hwang minhyun, a fellow slytherin who was also close with dongho, kept looking at you, as though he was trying not to laugh?
  • the next day after charms, you’re leaving flitwick’s classroom when you bump into a chest
  • a very muscular chest
  • “ready?”
  • dongho smiled down at you, taking your charms textbooks from your arms
  • cue the blushing
  • “what are you doing?”
  • “walking you to your next class… obviously”
  • “yeah, but why?”
  • “just getting to know my new friend”
  • you were like 87% sure that he was flirting with you
  • but it’s kang dongho there’s no way one of the hottest guys at hogwarts was flirting with you
  • but pretty soon he’s meeting you after your classes and walking you to your next one
  • and people start asking you if you’re dating??????
  • “w-what? no! no, no way!”
  • lots of blushing
  • then one day after potions, he meets you and is visibly nervous and youre like ummmmmmmm
  • “hey, i have a question”
  • “i’m not doing your homework”
  • “no! thats no what i was going to ask”
  • you laugh at his panicked expression
  • hes such a fluffball omg
  • “actually, gryffindor has a really important match coming up… i was wondering if you wanted to come and watch it?”
  • “it’s not against slytherin, right?”
  • “no, it’s against ravenclaw”
  • “yeah, sure!”
  • as the match approaches he keeps bothering you to wear gryffindor gear
  • “i would never be caught dead in such traitorous clothing”
  • “pleaaaaase?”
  • he keeps begging and begging and finally you’re like
  • ‘oKAY jesus will you stop sending me owls every two seconds asking?”
  • “yes”
  • the morning of the match you’re eating breakfast with your friends
  • and he comes up behind you and drops something on your head
  • “what the hell is this?”
  • “my hoodie!”
  • he gave you his FUCKING gryffindor quidditch sweatshirt
  • you grumpily put it on, refusing to admit how warm and cozy and snuggly it is
  • as soon as he leaves the shitstorm starts
  • “OH MY GOD U GUYS ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!”
  • “DATE ALREADY!”
  • minhyun and jonghyun won’t stop laughing at you
  • “piss off, mr. emotionally constipated”
  • you end up going to the match with minhyun and jonghyun anyways since they cheer for dongho
  • (i live for interhouse friendships)
  • and he does amazingly
  • he keeps scoring and scoring and scoring and it’s amazing?
  • what are skills?
  • you’re a little worried for the gryffindor keeper who collided with a ravenclaw chaser at the very end of the match
  • but gryffindor wins!!
  • and you congratulate him and he’s super happy and smiley
  • “the sweatshirt looks good on you, you should keep it” he told you after the match as you walked back to the castle together
  • “i would never do something so traitorous”
  • he invites you to the gryffindor afterparty
  • and gryffindors know how to party
  • people are drunk as hell by the time you get there
  • dongho isn’t drunk, but definitely celebrating 
  • he’s surprised that you showed up at all
  • “wow, you look nice”
  • the incredibly intelligent gryffindors decide to play spin the bottle
  • when dongho spins you COULD HAVE SWORN THAT YOU SAW MINHYUN TAKE OUT HIS WAND AND WHISPER SOMETHING
  • but there’s no time to investigate because of course, it lands on you
  • and everyone’s cheering and dongho smiles that kind of sheepish smile and you guys lean in and kiss
  • and oh is that his tongue yes it is you two are making out in front of a good 50 drunk teenagers
  • who are all cheering
  • loudly
  • you separate breathlessly
  • “that was something” dongho looks over the moon
  • “it was”
  • “FUCK ALREADY”
  • and you’re blushing again
  • “fuck off seongwoo”
  • both of you tap out of spin the bottle and just snuggle up on one of the comfy couches by the fire
  • “i guess it’s pretty obvious that i like you, (y/n)
  • “it was kind of obvious when minhyun kept making fun of you whenever you talked to me”
  • “that fucking snake”
  • “um, yeah”
  • he’s so cuddly and adorable but also hot as fuck?
  • you get offended by his face like 24/7
  • he continues to walk you to class
  • one time this ravenclaw kept trying to hit on you
  • and you didn’t really want to tell dongho because you knew he would go a bit insane
  • and so one time the ravenclaw was talking to you after class and dongho greeted you and just pulled you into a kiss like RIGHT in front of him
  • “you’re such an alpha male it’s incredible”
  • “you love it, though”
  • “i could do with a bit of chill, dear”
  • i just really live for kang dongho what a beautiful man

anonymous asked:

Could I pls request Aomine scenario when he's taking care of his pregnant wife? Like gives her massages and dealing with her craving? Thanks

This is a cheesy piece of trash, but I love it and I hope you will, too!


“Okay, I cleaned every corner in our house, did grocery shopping and cooked you a dinner. Am I a good husband now? Do I deserve a kiss? I also want a hug and movie marathon with Ryan Reynolds in the leading role. ”

You felt like laughing as you looked at your husband, who just smoothly tried to sell you a bunch of dirty lies.

“Okay, first of all - you didn’t clean the house, Akashi paid someone to do that. I don’t even know why, but still. Second, I saw Kagami and Kuroko sneaking here in the morning with bags full of groceries and third I’m not eating anything you made, I would die within seconds.” You smirked as his face visibly fell. “Okay Daiki, be frank with me - what’s wrong?” He sighed and popped at your couch next to you.

“I think I’m getting stressed, you know? I feel bad when I leave for work in the morning every day and when I’m here with you I just can’t make myself to not watch you all the time. The whole pregnancy is getting to me more than I thought it would.” And that’s true.

No one suspected that Aomine Daiki, would even be like that, but life is surprising as they say. When you told him the good news - your whole routine changed. He started waking up first, following you around like a puppy, growling at every possible danger and even experience morning sickness with you.

That made your relationship as strong as it is now, but it had a big impact on his health. Sometimes he was so stressed of kicking you at night in his sleep that he spend the whole time watching you and not moving. There were also situations where he completely stopped eating certain things from your fridge in case you wanted it later. And the list went on and on and on. It didn’t help that all his friends were freaking out with him. They did almost everything for you, from - like you mentioned earlier - paying people to take care of your chores to even buying groceries, but that’s a story for another time.

You were worried about him, but also proud and a little touched. You chose a good man with the right values, and now you were sure of it.

You hand made its way to his and he squeezed it almost instantly. “Daiki, I understand. I’m stressed, too.” You kissed his knuckles, giving once again a reassuring squeeze. “But don’t ignore your needs, go out with guys, play some basketball - hell, get drunk. Have fun, it’s supposed to be an amazing time for both of us.’’ Shooting him a smile, you hoped that he will finally understand and calm down a little. He needed that.

’‘But I have a need to be with you.” He said seriously, swallowing an invisible lump in his throat. “Don’t kick me out.”

He looked ready to freaking cry and you honestly felt like crying, too. Your baby made both of you weak ass people, but you didn’t mind. You were blessed with what you got. You deserved it.

But never mind, it’s not a time to be cheesy. You needed to come up with a better plan.“Okay then, how about a small back massage?” Your question caught him off the guard as his face broke into a grin.

“Sure, let me get som–”

“No, no. I want to give you one this time. You need to chill man.”

Aomine immediately burst into laughter, and you loved it. And you loved him.

And he sure as hell loved you.

Originally posted by ukiyobi

Warm Me Up Ch. 34

OH SNAP-WHAT’S THAT- A NEW CHAPTER FUCK YEAH, (To the tune of Usnavi’s excitement after getting a date with Vanessa. Can you tell I’m obsessed? Also, listen to Lady Gaga’s A Million Reasons as well as Secondhand Serenade’s Fall for You and Tori Kelly’s/ Ed Sheeran’s I Was Made For Loving You for this chapter <3)

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It wasn’t until a little past noon that Will got worried. He hadn’t gotten a text from Nico, and when he called, Nico didn’t answer. He pulled Kayla along past the HEB and hefted a few bags in his other hand. “Come on, Princess time to go home. You sure you don’t want help with the bag?”

“I got it. I wanna give it to him.” Will smiled and nodded, walking along the sidewalk. The sun was beating down, but the wind that blew around them offered enough relief. Kayla bounded along in a pink sundress with her red hair pulled up into a ponytail, skipping over cracks in the sidewalk. Suddenly, Kayla stopped, causing Will to falter. “Look, it’s Nico!”

He frowned and looked up to see Nico pacing back and forth with a cigarette in one hand as his other ran through his hair. Immediately, Will felt the instinct to go to him and find out what was wrong. “Come on,” he told his sister, gripping her hand as they crossed at a light.

“Why is he smoking?” she asked as he pulled her along. “Isn’t that bad?” Will didn’t answer, his eyes on Nico as he paced. “Will, I’m scared,” Kayla whimpered.

“No, no, no, it’s okay,” he assured. “Just hold on a second, okay?” He reached the bus stop and reached out, stopping Nico mid-pace. He jumped, and looked up with frightened, tear-filled eyes. “What happened, Nico, what’s wrong?” he asked anxiously.

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Greedy

SpeakEasy Series

Bartender!Jimin x Reader

5.7k of who knows what Angst, Smut?, and Fluff?

Warnings: Use and Mention of Date-Rape Drugs, thigh riding, teasing

Ok… so… i tried… I have listened to Greedy over 100 times trying to write this… The song annoys me now. oh and do’t worry, jimin doesn’t use the date-rape drug on reader. So, Yea! Enjoy!

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The intoxicating smell of liquid confidence filled the room. Or should it be called depressant? The freshly poured round of shots was picked up by hands in your peripheral vision. A clink resounded through the air, as the grieving souls tried to forget the misery they were drowning in. Thankfully you were not included in that group of those, who needed to drink their minds to oblivion.

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