get donuts

Today is my birthday! 23 on the 23rd of September. A girl in one of my classes called that my “golden birthday” which I thought was very cute.

I don’t have anything planned because it’s my first birthday without any friends or family around. Though to celebrate I am going to get… birthday donuts. There’s a famous donut place down the road from me so why not, right?

Other than that? I have a paper to work on and tons of articles to read for school so that plus donuts and maybe a glass of wine sounds pretty perfect to me tbh.

My wife loves so much.....

Ok, so it’s not very often that we have donuts in the house.When we do, it’s a special treat, and I usually only eat one primary type, glazed choclate cake, in donut or donut hole versions. @negan–is–god went to run a couple errands this morning after I got back from the gym. While out she stopped and got me an iced caramel apple cider, and stopped at the local donut shop. She noticed the shop only had two of the said favorite donuts. Upon getting home she presented the last two donuts from the shop, and omg! They were the first donuts she grabbed, just another reminder of how much this woman loves me!!!! Let me tell you, I haven’t had a donut in like two months, and it wasn’t my favorite donut because I can never find them….As you can clearly see, I needed a moment with this thing. Did I die and go to heaven? At least for a moment I thought I did. Definitley going to have to pay her back later!!!!!

I think baby boomers’ tendency to get very mad at slow service goes hand in hand with their dislike of smart phones. Every situation I’ve been in where service is slow? I just whip out my phone and browse apps for the extra 30 seconds. It’s not a big deal. Meanwhile Landline Howard behind me in line who’s never held a smartphone in his life is bored with nothing to occupy his time so he yells at minimum wage workers instead.

NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You’re no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I’m Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you’re a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I’m Javert! My sister’s child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister’s child was the child of death. We were starving! You’ll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I’m Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You’re the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I’m JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I’m Javert! Techno music starts I’m Javert I’m I-I’m Javert! I’m Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole’s begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I’m bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!

im so exhausted that someone’s gonna need to use the Necronomicon to get me up tomorrow
Critical Rewatch 46 - Laura Screencaps

The Top Table, Laura, and the Magical Appearing Donut:

Also: Matt says if they reach a sub goal a sloth will be brought on set. Pls enjoy Laura ascending to a higher plane at this knowledge:

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: It weighs you down. With weight comes momentum. Be an emotional sumo wrestler.

Taurus: Fear the improperly constructed ikea bookshelf. Those who can make working furniture with no instruction are not to be trifled with. Who knows what they could do.

Gemini: A pestilence of violins.

Cancer: The modern world has given birth to a new breed of arcane. You must be careful.

Leo: A common metal wastebasket worn as a helmet makes excellent defense against slashing weapons. This information will be critical.

Virgo: I asked a star for your fortune but all they did was recite the entire script of the godfather II really really fast.

Libra: Death is a gift. A shit gift, but a gift.

Scorpio: Hyperawareness will only show you things you really shouldn’t see, things you cant really comprehend. Not many last long like that.

Ophiuchus: The familiar is safe, comfortable. There is kindness to perfectionism. There is greater adventure still in failure. Do another shot.

Sagittarius: What? Are you just gonna lie there and wait for another steamroller? 

Capricorn: Get up early, get donuts for breakfast, watch a hardware store burn down while you finish your coffee. Who knows what the day has for you.

Aquarius: You are there, ever fleeting.

Pisces: Your guardian may be a twisted broken thing, but it protects you all the same. Do it a favor and dont look directly at it. Its shy.

from this request :P

donut has bad days but he got boyfriend hugs :DD

AU where Until Dawn is an award winning movie and all the characters are actors in it. Just imagine.

  • Josh and Chris aren’t allowed to do interviews alone together for reasons that no one is allowed to say
  • Sam constantly brings the cast and crew coffee and hot chocolate every time they shoot in the snow
  • Bloopers of Mike constantly falling on his face as he’s doing his “heroic” run to save Jessica
  • Jess in the background laughing at him every time he falls on his face
  • “Fuck nuggets”, “Scared the blue out of my jeans”, “Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake”, and everyone other creative curse was completely improvised by Mike
  • Emily accidentally hitting Ashley while filming the slap-scene and Emily freaking out and apologizing
  • Theres a tabloid rumor that Mike and Matt hate each other and got into a fist fight on set, when really they just had a heated argument over who gets the last donut (Josh stole it while they fought)
  • Josh and Jess constantly forgetting their lines
  • Ashley going out of her way to meet fans and sign pictures for them
  • Mike taking every sexist question that Jess gets during interviews
  • Chris doing the same for Ashley and Josh doing the same for Sam
  • Matt not needing to do that, because Emily can handle the situation on her own
  • Matt visiting sick fans in the hospital
  • Hannah and Beth being famous twin actors, and the marketing purposefully misdirected it so it looked like Beth and Hannah were the leads to make their “deaths” more shocking
  • Josh and Hannah staying in their “villain” makeup (ie the psycho mask and wendigo makeup) and hiding in people’s trailers to scare them
  • Matt and Jess, during their first interview together, ended it with Jess beatboxing and Matt freestyle rapping. It becomes the most liked video on youtube
  • Emily being the queen of dubsmash, and it spreading to the whole cast constantly doing them inbetween shots
  • The guys having paintball games in between scenes and Ashley and Sam joining in only to destroy them
  • There’s several bloopers of Josh and Chris leaning forward about to kiss only to start laughing
  • “what were all thinking it” is Josh’s reasoning for ruining so many shots
  • Interviewer: “Who was your favorite member to shoot with?” Beth: “My sister of course. She’s my best friend and I wouldn’t want to do this without her”. Hannah: “Awww… mine was Mike”
  • Interviewer: “What was your favorite scene to shoot?”. Ashley“The Saw scene since it was so intense and and special effects were so amazing that it looked so real”. Chris“When i got to kiss Ashley” *Smirks*
  • Sam confirming the fan theory that her character is gay
  • Interviewer“Which fate would you want, death or wendigo?” Josh“how about a happy ending for my character instead”