get banged

Expectations vs Reality
  • Kpop fanfic: you couldn't believe your eyes, your own boyfriend naked on your bed with another girl, cheating on you.
  • Reality: you couldn't believe your eyes, your own boyfriend sitting shirtless on your bed eating kfc all alone behind your back.

so @internationaldibsprotocol and i had an interesting convo last night, which can be best summed up with:

OVERWATCH AU WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT JACK MORRISON IS BUTCH FLOWERS

“That’s ‘Cappy to you!”

“We’re all friends now.”

AND OF COURSE IF FLOWERS IS MORRISON THEN REYES MUST BE

“You just got Sarge’d!”

R76 exists in every universe so…

“I love getting Sarge’d!”

And of course, if Reyes is Sarge then that must mean…

“Howdy, boys~! Officer Hot Pants, reporting for duty!”

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*shifty eyes*