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I was tagged by @langsty-mc-langstface. Thanks for that I never get tagged for anything.so, umnm yeah here we go… 1. Fav ship: Shance And down the Shanti hole we go…. I was sexually assaulted by my 18 year old cousin when I was 9… That being said, I know pedophilia, shipping Shiro with Lance is not pedophilic, it’s cathartic for me, because it is a consensual relationship where the age Gap is not viewed as wrong in context. Ok I’m done defending myself, shoot me in the comments and reblogs 2. Fav show: Voltron legendary defender / RWBY/ Avatar/ Legend of Korra I like shows where disability, including mental illness are dealt with more subtly than just hey yeah I’m feeling kinda depressed cuz I can’t -blank- I’m going to sit here and feel sorry for myself, I especially like it when people admit that they have problems and get help! That shows a whole new level of strength. I looked up to Sokka because he was a lot like me, and I am autistic so it made me happy that no one assumed there was something wrong with him because he was kinda awkward and off the wall, he was also really emotional and I got that, boys can have feelings too. 3. Pizza or Burgers: neither I have IBS and can’t eat either of those, which sucks cuz I used to love pizza and anything​else with cheese, I had a Russian ballet teacher as a kid who called me mouse, ha ha. 4. Rain or Snow: snow I’m about to sound really depressing but I love hanging out in the snow for hours and just get buried in snow, it’s just so gentle… 5. Dream job: Death Now hear me out, Death takes you where you are meant to go after your fate has run it’s course… Isn’t that nice, you could be left roaming the astral plane forever, or worse, you live forever, could you imagine…. 6. Favorite school subject: history I want to learn from the past to better the future, which is why I’m so concerned about the chechnya situation right now. My questions 1. Favorite song? 2. Star sign? 3. Favorite oral story? (please share!) 4. Proudest moment? 5. Sneks. Yessssss or no? 6. Who inspires you as a person? I tag @joshkeaton @crochetfairyfangirl @willowstarr @who-doesnt-like-pandas @readabookkids @chimcharstar Have fun roasting me later!

Originally posted by kurapilka

Get Down had me crying like a bish!

I can’t describe how much I love this series. How much respect for it I have. It’s so much of our culture with this important subtexts and messages.

I mean take the finale episode for example - the big get together throw down scene! Even though I’m black and I have interest in just about all the eras when it comes to music it’s still easy to forget how much music - our music - has transformed. It’s easy to forget that we invented a lot of shit even though that’s often been stolen and watered down for others. Music for blacks has always been this element that’s just reigned supreme - no matter what part of our history you look at music has been founding. Music has also transformed our way of dance of course - one thing I love about the get down is its highlight of disco dance in our culture. Because yes be-boying is something that’s populated from that time and while disco music is often brought up on movies that highlight that era (about blacks)…the dance form is often left to the wayside or night shined on. And the fact that the disco king (who refers to himself as such) is someone that always has his finger on the trigger, is my favorite thing. I was so jazzed when there was a battle between hip-hop and disco - because that’s real. One washed the other out before something else came along and affected that thing too (rap). Plus that scene was fucking epic.

Can I also say I’m here for them bringing girls to the mic and having them do hip hop and not just singing disco! I was sooo amped. And baby was referenced as Queen and I dug that too with all the kingdom talks of kings. Ra-Ra is so precious. I love that every member has their role - there own superpower and everytime he creates a plan he’s just like a genius Cinnabon who can do no wrong.

I cried so many times for fucking Shaolin in part 2. I def liked him more this time around. He was more human, more real. You guys know I love my broken baes. My heart broke for him a million times over. Zeke made him believe they were ride or die, that they were family that he could lean on him and the Kiplings and then he turned his back and walked away. He spent his childhood and adulthood being raped by Annie, running drugs for her, surviving alone. He says in one episode - “You’ve never seen me out with a girl, on dates and holding hands, I don’t know nothin bout that shit.” - this part shows is just how Annie has affected him. When he goes to find Dizzee at Thor’s and he’s sees into D’s world/his sexuality we get subtext that maybe Shao’s sexuality ain’t the lady killer as he makes it - he also refers to Dizz as his brother (his alien brother) and we see him refer to the members as his brothers a few times (showing his opening up). When he lets Boo start to run drugs for him, it’s not out of greed or malice it’s because Boo was gonna be in that life regardless of what anyone said and Shao felt like he was better under his care than someone else’s. Its also because Boo hit him with that relatable - they’re gonna leave us one day and I ain’t got no college to go to - line. Zeke often has one foot in and one foot out where Shao is concerned. He had many people in his ear warning him about how bad Shao was. So hearing him out was never on the table. Mentally I couldn’t help but say it’s because you love him when Shao asked zeke what’s stopping him from fucking zeke up right then since they aren’t family, because that’s what it really was. He had stood in front of Zeke and once again stripped himself bare by revealing a part of himself he never showed anyone else (his real name) and Zeke used that against him - telling him things that deep down he believed himself. And then to see him go back to Annie! Gah! I cried and cried and then that bitch shot the kitten! Man….they had me fucked up with this season/part.

Can I give a honorary mention for the fact that it was this shared reality that made homie give up trying to get Shao to come back and sign that paper. That scene was so important.

Last but not least - my baby Dizzee and in part his baby Thor! My boo was somber this season/part. We also didn’t get a lot of him because jaden’s time allot was different/his contract. But I still love this shit! Paint nails, crazy philosophy, considered weird and still a rebel at heart. Diz had to settle more into his own sexuality this season/part. Thors locked up and Diz is taking a stone cold break from his street art and even his old friends. For some reason his father feels like he’s the bad one (ha). It just seems like he’s a little disconnected and trying to keep his head down while making comic sketches for his jailbird boyfriend. That all of course changes when Thor gets out. It’s clear he doesn’t want his family to know about his sexuality or his relationship with Thor. And they’re so stupid they’re still calling Thor his friend even though he took that step towards him before he passed out, repeatedly draws him, spends all his time with him, and draws him hearts with spray pain in the air…he just doesn’t wanna lose those close to him. He doesn’t think they’ll accept him. You could see the fear dropping off of him when Shao walked into Thor’s place and saw everything - from the way he glanced from his Rumi paintings to a sleeping Thor. Rumi is a metaphor for his own sexuality but it was easy to read between the lines in that room. Diz’s art is a very important part of him. It’s how he communicates, how he tells his stories. Like music and dance art (def street art) is a big part of the culture and The Get Down used all 3 to triangle eachother in a nice way. Music, dance, art, they were all a rebellion and art was Diz’s preferred form. It was what originally bonded him and Thor (and can I say how cute it is that Thor supports him and amazed by his performance both with a mic in his hand or an art tool!). I’m gonna have to talk about Dizzee again cause they had me all the way fucked up with that ending. Dizzee is my fav and I’m just not…it’s not where I’m at - at all. It’s frustrating to love this shit so much and know it prob won’t be renewed. Like…ugh. Five fucking episodes - it wasn’t enough! And don’t even get me started on the domesticated house scene of pure freedom and elation as Dizzee and Thor painted each other.

Everything had me crying like a baby and that finale had me wtfing all over the place.

its fuckin wild seeing these taylor vs katy stan fights about whose music is better like you guys opinions are subjective idk i remember when id get into stuff like that and it would honestly make me cry and it kind of hurts my grandma heart to see kids tearing each other apart over such trivial shit? like the whole ‘feud’ is for publicity anyway idk please be kind to each other these millionaires dont need you sacrificing your happiness for them they will be fine either way

Hi! Can I ask a Monsta X reaction to them first time changing baby's diapers?

Shownu: 

Poor baby would be so confused…

“Uhm…babe…what do I do?”

Originally posted by hyeonwoo

Jooheon:

“What the heck…what is this?”

Originally posted by wonhobe

Minhyuk:

*Gets pissed on*

“LOL WHY”

Originally posted by chiqkihyun

Kihyun:

“Pls don’t make me do this”

Originally posted by j-miki

Hyungwon:

*bish you thought…*

“ya thought”

Originally posted by jacksnswang

I.M.:

*blinks, sighs, and does it perfectly”

“SUCCESS”

Originally posted by heonykih

Wonho:

“I am a manly man. I got this”

*puts on apron,gets goggles*

“I am ready for the mission”

Originally posted by yuhwan

Enjoy!

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From KiKi 😍❤️: what’re you doing baby?

From You : going to Ricky’s. Fixing to leave. Love you! xx

From KiKi 😍❤️: Be safe! Love you!

You smiled and plugged in your AUX. Kian was currently on tour and you just simply weren’t allowed to join according to their managers. You were heading to Ricky Dillon’s house. He asked if you wanted to hang with him, Trevor, and Shane Dawson (you was personally super excited to hang with Shane). You turned up your volume and jammed to ‘Toothbrush by DNCE’ an started heading to Ricky’s house.

You knocked on the front door, turning back and locking your car for the second time but only just for safety issues.

“Hey, (y/n)!” You turned around and seen Ricky smiling at you.

“Hey Ricky! How’re you?”

“I’m doing good! How’re you?”

“I’m doing great!” He stepped aside and opened the door wider so you could come in.

“(Y/n)!” Shane and Trevor called, waving at you.

“Hey Boys! How’re you two doing?”

“Awesome! Finally did another podcast yesterday.” Shane flipped his imaginary hair, causing you to laugh.

“I love your podcast!”

“Thank you!”

You turned and smiled at Trevor. “How’s my Trevor?”

“Good, hunni!”

You laughed and sat your car keys and pocket book. You walked into Ricky’s living room and seen that he had a Wii.

“Oh my gosh! Do you have Just Dance 2016?!”

“Yes!”

“Let’s play!”

“We should do this.” You an Shane were partners which was the best decision you ever made.

“Oh my god, (y/n). That’s like the hardest one. But we can do it.”

You laughed and clicked the next song, “William Tell Overture…” You mumbled. “This is that really cool song isn’t it?”

Shane smacked his hands against his thighs and laughed. “I just told you it was hard and you just asked if it was cool. Can’t you with right now.” You laughed and put your smartphone in your pocket.

You both started dancing. You messed up because you just noticed you had to jump over his back.

“My old fat self couldn’t do this.” Shane yelled.

You laughed and jumped up on his back. “I’m so out of breath!” You yelled, jumping off.

You both continued dancing until you had to fall down at the end. “Oh my gosh. Thank god it’s over.” Shane fell over an laid down the ground.

“(Y/n), how do you feel about that?”

You fanned yourself. “I feel like me and Shane make a good team even though we’re both out of shape and kept heavy breathing but we did good.”

“Preach honey!”

You laughed and fell down on the couch. You pulled out your phone and went on snapchat to see if Kian posted anything. Even though it was a selfie you still screenshot it.

“Ricky! you took a video of us dancing?! And Trevor?!”

“Bitches!” Shane yelled, throwing a pillow at Ricky.

You rolled your eyes, laughing at Shane. You went onto Twitter an seen that Kian tweeted.

’@kianlawley : my girlfriend is such a good dancer and a hot one ;)’

You blushed, favoriting the tweet.

’@y/t/n : @kianlawley I know sweetie. I’ll show you some dance moves when you get back ;)’

’@kian lawley : @y/t/n I wouldn’t miss it for the world ;)’

’@y/t/n : @kianlawley see you when you get back. AND TEXT ME YOU DICK’

’@kianlawley : @y/t/n iight bish. Luh u 😘’

’@y/t/n : @kianlawley luh u 😘’

You smiled when you seen his name pop up. You gladly answered the text and sat your phone down.

“Can you and Kian stop being cute for two seconds please?” Ricky asked.

You sighed, “I wish.”

THE SIGNS DEALING WITH EMOTIONS

lmfaooo emotions? bish what r those??: leo, sagittarius, libra

lol idk how to deal with my emotions like a responsible person so i’m just gonna shut down 4 a while: taurus, gemini, virgo

ok so i know i look like i have all my shit together rn lol im jk i’m really about to cry myself 2 sleep when i get home: capricorn, cancer, scorpio

THE BISH THAT MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY BOUT 2 GET FUCKED!! UP!!: aries, aquarius, pisces

Them Getting Jealous Over Another Boy: iKon

INFINITE || SF9

JinHwan:

“Fite me, bish.” 13cm Fairy about to unleash his Rage


Yunhyeong:

“He ain’t even worth my time.”


Bobby:

*proceeds to pull up his shirt*


B.I.:

*is totally amused and not ready to go in for the kill*


JunHoe:

“Yeah. No. I don’t care. I’m fabulous all on my own, too.”


DongHyuk:

*goes to Bobby for advice and is told to just be fabulous*


ChanWoo:

*complete disbelief*

REQUESTS ARE OPEN, Y’ALL~!

ABC Tag

I LOVE GETTING TAGGED!  thanks bish! *heart emoji*  @whoatheresparkie

rules: answer the questions and tag some cool people
a - age: 19
b - biggest fear: dying but having not made an impact on the world in someway/ people forgetting about me
c - current time: 3:39PM/15:39
d - drink you last had: water 
f - favorite song: Am I actually supposed to pick just one? lol well ATM I really like Don’t wanna fall in love - KYLE, Scared to be lonely- Martin Garrix & Dua lipa and pretty much all of Kendrick’s new album
g - ghosts, are they real: I mean….probably
h - hometown: is this like where I was born or where I grew up??                    idk Saint Augustine,FL

I- in love with: an idea. lol 

j- jealous of: people who know what they want and have the means to get it 

k - killed someone: I don’t get why this question is always on these like do you get wifi in prison? no.
l - last time you cried: yesterday
m - middle name: yeah, fuck that. haha you can’t have it. just know I have 2
n - number of siblings: 3
o - one wish: make something of myself like goddamn. (stop swearing so MUCH)
p - person you last called/texted: I FaceTimed my friend Hannah when I was on break at work
q - question(s) you’re always asked: “How tall are you” “is it hard for you to find guys” “were you being sarcastic” “how come you don’t have a youtube channel” “natural curls?”
r - reasons to smile: bc you’ll feel better if you do. Bc there are good things in the world to be happy about
s - song last played: Power Trip by J.Cole
t - time you woke up: 7:30
u - underwear color: pink
v - vacation destination: Europe, Asia just almost anywhere there 
w - worst habit: I pick at my nails, PROCRASTINATE, laugh when idk what to do
x - x-rays you’ve had: nowhere unless dentist trips count
y - your favorite food: okay again with this one like… R U srs.  I love food.
z - zodiac sign: Aries*

ill tag @hannahliciouuuus , @roughsnowball , @yummyuggie , @wdmsusie @yugy-uhm and anyone else who wishes to partake. tag me in your responses so I can read theemmm 

anonymous asked:

My bf is just not good in bed lmao i mean like i love him dearly and him being good in bed isnt like a super important quality to have in my relationship so i overlook but when we do have sex I need a way to get off lmaoooo

bish let me tell u one thing

if he bad in bed LET HIM KNOW

and don’t drop hints like kim k legit tell him “hey i wanna spice things up bc i am imagining a kidnapped brazilian guitarist in your place while we do the dirty” and he’ll prob be offended BUT if he luvs u he will consider reading some male cosmo equivalent for you and if he doesn’t u sack him and go stalk eduardo in oxford


i know, i give great adcive!