get a trenchcoat

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YO SOMEONE HAS TO HELP HIM OUT HE CANT GROW A BEARD. we’ll get a long ass trenchcoat and stack under it, ill wear a beard and trust me this is gonna work u will have to pretend to be my gf and then we’ll stash the coat in the bathroom ok foolproof.

thAT SOUNDS LIKE THE GREATEST PLAN EVER how can i possibly argue with that oh my god