get a room wow

A small detail but a cool one.

Yeah, I know, menacing door for Atem and whatnot, but what I’m really focusing on here is Yugi’s room. I noticed a while back how the bricks on Atem’s door were detailed and worn when no such thing has been done to Yugi, when it became obvious: they weren’t bricks at all.

Even the wall is composed of a game. Its Tetris.

Takahashi went all out with the gaming theme for this boy.

Birthday Boy ( 2k celebration)

Request: @kindnesswins   Do 44 with Steve!!! Like in a cute apartment(not in the tower with everyone)! Pretty please 💕💕💕💕 love ya lots

@opaque-daydream   I would really like to see the Drabble “you didn’t do the dishes, I’m not doing you” with Steve as I have found myself uttering that a time or to. Please 😊

Prompt44)  “ You didn’t do the dishes, I’m not doing you.”

Words: 1196

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Warnings: Fluffy, a lot of teasing and a little bit of smut 

@amrita31199 thank you for beta this for me 

“Wake up, sleepy head.” You hear someone saying from afar away “No, I am so comfortable in here and I am tired… let me sleep, Steve.” You feel him kissing your back, making you moan his name.

“Look ,she is alive.” Your boyfriend says at you, sitting by your side on the bed, you cuddle by his side not wanting to get up “Just because your birthday was this week doesn’t mean that you can be an ass.”

He ignores your comment kissing you “Do you want to go for a run with me?” You shake your head no, you don’t think you can feel your legs right now “No, I am tired and it is your fault.”

“How is this my fault?” He asks kissing your neck, that bastard knew exactly what he was doing to you “You were the one that was saying, baby, it is my birthday come on you can take one more. You should be carrying me around today, not trying to take me out on runs.”

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sushi headcanons

john: only eats stuff that’s completely cooked. tempura shrimp, california rolls, etc. roxy keeps calling him a wuss. he orders one of those rolls that’s a take on philly cheesesteaks/cheeseburgers and grins at the face she makes. that’s not real sushi, john, what the fuck? oh really roxy? i thought sushi was just the rice part! he eats 3 pieces of it at once. he is utterly, incredibly sick later.

rose: only eats nigiri. in japan they don’t usually eat rolls, she informs dave as he goes to town on a hand roll. most of the rolls you can order here were made for dumb westerners who couldn’t comprehend the concept of raw fish by itself. dumb westerner this, dave retorts, and nearly chokes on his hand roll. rose raises her eyebrows and grins as she daintily dabs wasabi between the fish and the rice on her nigiri. 

dave: orders hand rolls pretty much exclusively and refers to them as his fishcream cones. has a variety. arranges them in order of how much he likes them. eats a bite out of one, then sets it down and takes a bite out of another. then sets it down and takes a bite out of another. dirk makes a pained noise. dave sets it down and takes a bite out of another.

jade: orders sashimi. loves the fish but her doggy side hates the rice! she eats twice as much as everybody else and seems ready for more. no wasabi, no ginger. all fish all the time. she keeps talking with pieces of fish hanging out of her mouth. everyone is vaguely horrified. 

jane: does this the professional way! orders omakase and scoffs as everybody else just orders rolls. as a result she gets the objective best sushi and takes her time savoring every piece. only uses the wasabi and soy that the chef includes with the sushi. keeps commenting aloud about how glad she is that she did it this way. roxy elbows her and says jane is welcome to a piece of her spicy tuna if she wants. jane quietly accepts. 

roxy: everything is spicy. spicy tuna rolls. spicy scallop hand rolls. spicy salmon rolls. spicy tuna nigiri. if it’s a roll with sriracha sauce in it she’s ordering it. if it has jalepenos or any kind of spicy pepper on it, she’s ordering it. her greatest achievement is eating the entirety of the sushi place’s challenge too-hot-to-handle roll and not having to pay for her meal. eats way too much and spends the next hour and a half groaning about how full she is.

dirk: is not sure he can trust uncooked fish. look, ok, he knows that people used to eat this all the time, but fish were pretty toxic on earth in 2425, ok, and he had to cook them to get the toxins out. makes a lot of noise about how he’s not sure fish and cream cheese ought to go together. eventually appeased. is DELIGHTED when roxy helps him find a roll that says “citrus” and there are tiny paper-thin lemon/orange slices in it. eats too much but pretends to be fine even though jake keeps grinning and poking his stomach.

jake: goes immediately to the weirdest rolls and orders them. splits a philly cheesesteak roll with john. eats sea urchin and loves it. does a quail egg shot, then does another one, and another one. he fucking loves those things. orders a gigantic variety of nigiri so he can sample as many kinds of fish as he can and loves them all. announces every one is his favorite after he tries it. in addition, eats a shitload of edamame.

karkat: tries some spicy rolls and, without admitting that they are too much for him, orders something super mild immediately afterward. dave knows and elbows him. karkat demands an elbow toll of one of dave’s hand rolls, and dave acquiesces – but it’s one of the ones he’s already had a bite of. karkat gives dave a dirty look. avoids crab rolls, even with dave’s assertion that none of them use real crab. makes a lot of noise about how humans must have a deathwish if they’re eating raw fish all the fucking time. eats too much.

terezi: asks which sushi is the MOST R3D and then orders whatever is pointed out to her. ends up with a bunch of tuna and spicy tuna and R3D SN4PP3R even though she’s told it’s not very red. makes loud slurping noises as she swallows the fish. makes the chef bring her a bottle of sriracha and starts just dumping it into her mouth. starts scraping red tobiko off other people’s rolls and into her mouth. john finally loses it and asks if they can just buy a stupid thing of tobiko so she stops being stupid. terezi, nose deep in the tobiko the instant it’s brought to the table, is appeased.

kanaya: joins jane in the omakase because if anybody ought to know what’s good here, it’s the chef. is the perfect model of etiquette. read up on how to properly eat sushi before she came here. attempts to say “arigato gozaimasu” when the chef gives her sushi. doesn’t rub her chopsticks together because the internet said it was rude and nearly gets a splinter, which rose offers to help her remedy. wow rose get a room, dave drawls as kanaya turns brilliant green. eats exactly the right amount and sighs loudly when karkat grumbles about how full he is afterward.

callie: orders sashimi only with jade, but gets dozens of different kinds of fish as opposed to jade sticking to her favorites. stacks them and mixes them like lunchables. informs everyone else on what combinations are the best. mournful that there isn’t much blood in the fish, but enjoys herself anyway. when she’s informed she can finish her meaty fishflesh meal with mochi ice cream and tempura fried oreos, her eyes light up and everyone realizes they aren’t getting out of there for another hour. 

Wynonna finds out about WayHaught: Internal Monologue
  • Wynonna: Wait
  • Wynonna: Wait one second
  • Wynonna: Waverly and Nicole are...
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna: DATING?!?!?!?!
  • Wynonna: SINCE WHEN?!?!?!
  • Wynonna: Wait...
  • Wynonna: Is that what Waverly meant by the 'chicks' thing?
  • Wynonna: Is that why I always hear moaning when they have sleepovers now?
  • Wynonna: IS THAT WHY THEY WERE HAVING SLEEPOVERS?!?!
  • Wynonna: GODDAMMIT, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO OBLIVIOUS?!?!
  • Wynonna: Shit, what do I say now, though?
  • Wynonna: Do I congratulate Nicole on the sex?
  • Wynonna: Do I give her the 'I'll-kick-your-ass-if-you-ever-hurt-her' talk?
  • Wynonna: Nah, Nicole wouldn't hurt her.
  • Wynonna: Wow, they are disgustingly cute.
  • Wynonna: Get a room, you two!
  • Wynonna: Wait, no! Don't get a room!
  • Wynonna: We have to go!
  • Wynonna: You can do...that...later.
  • Wynonna: Damn, I cannot wait to tell Dolls.
  • Wynonna: Wait...
  • Wynonna: DID DOLLS KNOW?!?!
  • Wynonna: That son of a bitch
  • Wynonna: I'm not kissing him ANYMORE
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna: Okay, that's a lie
  • Wynonna: I'll still kiss him...
  • Wynonna: But I won't enjoy it.
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna: Okay, that's another lie.
all life is strange ship prompts

Most of these prompts I’ve basically discarded or they’ve already been written, but I have many prompt ideas so here’s small little ideas for you guys (Sorry, I’m Pricefield trash so there’s a ton of those, but please send me your story so I can read them if you do use one of these ideas please because I like reading new life is strange fanfics):

Pricefield:
- “We experimented over wine-tasting sessions as kids, but now we’re adults meeting each other for the first time in five years and oh my god is that sexual tension between us?”
- “I’m terrified of men because of something that happened in the past, and Rachel and Chloe are trying to make me feel comfortable with Warren but I’m slowly realizing that it’s not Warren that my eyes have been focused on.”
- “Warren keeps asking me to the drive-in so I asked my best friend Chloe for advice, so now we’re fake dating but I think I’m really getting used to this idea.”
- “This punk girl keeps on coming to the homeless shelter at the same time each week purchasing a shit ton of water bottles, canned chili, and loaves of bread with money that comes from God-knows-where but holy shit, she’s actually royalty whose parents are trying to keep her name under wraps.”
- “I recited one of my poems at a poetry slam about my childhood best friend, turns out she was there listening to my every word and now I’m humiliated.”
- “I dared Max to kiss me, but her nose started bleeding and I can tell she’s rewinded more than once and she just told me not to pull back because apparently, that’s what’s going to happen.”
- “Max and I are at her Seattle home, and I just discovered a treehouse her Dad built for her. I’m sorry, Ryan, I’m using this opportunity alone with your daughter to try and seduce her.”


Marshfield:
- “One of the pieces you played on the violin is something I recognized, and you anonymously (even though I know it was you) slid a tape under the door of that piece on Valentines day.”
- “It started raining on our tea date, so we ran inside the cafe with our clothes dripping wet but wow, Kate, you’re so cute with your hair pulled out of the bun.”
- “Max has been taking photos for the children’s book I’m writing and one of the photos she took was of the sunset with a sweet quote on it and I think I’m blushing.”
- “We decided to skip class, and we went to the park with Alice in the middle of the day and wow, Max’s smile is so beautiful. Am I really thinking this?”
- “After Max saved me off that rooftop, all I’ve been thinking about is how much she’s supported me over the past month and a half she’s known me and according to google, I have a crush on Max.”


Chasefield:
- “I’ve been talking to this girl online and turns out, she’s just like me and I’m starting to dig her. Turns out when I meet her, she’s one of the girls I personally resent.”
- “I ended up saving your ass from getting eaten by a crocodile while we’re camping but I still hate you. Okay, so maybe that’s not the case. What’s it to you?”
- “Even though you’re trouble, you still invited me to your celebration banquet after getting one of your photos in your parents gallery and we seem to get along just fine when we genuinely talk to each other. Wait, are you flirting with me now?”
- “We accidentally hooked up in the middle of a party involving a shit ton of alcohol and now I’m trying to figure out how to approach you about it. Turns out, you were pretty sober during the party and you weren’t exactly rejecting my advances.”
- “You were holding my arms while I rewinded to try and erase the argument we just had, but turns out my rewind power doesn’t work on you, and now you’re freaking out asking me what the fuck is going on but at least we’re on good terms now, right? I’m now this God-like person to you, and now you’re scared yet intrigued by me.”

Grahamfield:
- “So maybe the drive-in didn’t help us progress in our relationship, but we definitely managed to hook up after an experiment gone wrong.”
- “We’re graduating out of Blackwell Academy, and I didn’t expect to blush furiously and freeze onstage when you blew a kiss in my direction.”
- “I’m tutoring you in chemistry since you’re not doing too great in it, turns out there’s only one type of chemistry you’re interested in.”
- “I fell asleep in your dorm room during a movie marathon of Harry Potter, and I woke up to you staring at me affectionately and I’m 95% sure I’m drooling.”
- “You convinced me to head to Comic Con with you, but you’re the only one cosplaying while I’m taking a ton of pictures of your nerdy self. I think this side of you is kind of cute.”


Chaseprice:
- “I ended up blackmailing Victoria after she pulled some shit on my best friend Max, so now she’s willing to do anything I say. And I mean anything.”
- “It’s prom night, and since Nathan hates prom, I’m stuck with the single group of people which includes Chloe in a tux and wow is it getting hot in here?”
- “Stop bothering me by coming up to my dorm room and knocking on it. Oh wait, you’re actually dropping off flowers this time?”
- “Nathan, I know this is gonna sound weird but I think the blue haired girl I keep on seeing around Blackwell putting up those Rachel Amber posters is really hot. How do I approach her?”
- “Chloe keeps on pranking me, turns out she doesn’t know how to express her feelings towards me.”


Ambrice:
- “At the lighthouse, I was thinking about ending my life when you came up behind me and started a conversation with me about something stupid, but you fucking saved my life.”
- “We nearly got busted for smoking pot in the parking lot of a restaurant, but it’s okay because we were making out the majority of the time so that’s partly why I didn’t notice.”
- “After getting really high together, both of us almost got hit by a car when we realized it was parked and now we’re making out against said car.”
- “We’re at a party together playing truth or dare and someone just dared me to kiss you but wow, that’s not going to be the first time I’m going to kiss you.”
- “Both of us end up in Los Angeles, and I’m not sure what is going on but I think you’ve been more touchy-feely this trip than throughout our entire friendship.”


Caulscott (Max/Nathan):

- “I’m starting to get obsessed with this version of you because you’re changing from snoopy nerd into this untouchable badass within this entire week.”
- “After you overheard of my situation with Mr. Jefferson on accident, you secretly called the police and arrested him and I’ve never felt so relieved and happy in my life.”
- “You visited me in the hospital and gave me a hug, and instead my heart is going out to you because you really do seem to care even though I give you so much shit in school.”
- “Max has been reluctantly taking care of me while I’ve been sick since Victoria can’t do it because she’s been out of town visiting family, but she’s been so sweet to me so I don’t mind the arrangement.”
- “I recognized Nathan at the aquarium spending the majority of the time with the whales, and there was this big cheesy smile on his face that immediately grabbed my attention. Now that I’m noticing it, this is my first time seeing Nathan smile…and it’s nice.”


Chasescott:
- “Victoria keeps telling me to find a girlfriend, but is she not getting the fact that I want to date her instead? Sheesh.”
- “Both of us don’t ever bring up about how we discussed marrying each other in middle school until we both got really high together and ended up talking about that.”
- “My Dad mistakes Victoria for my girlfriend, and when she vehemently denies, for some reason, I feel upset over it and correct her surprising Victoria and myself.”
- “We’re playing Laser Tag together one night but you kissed me out of nowhere in the middle of the game, and what the fuck is our relationship now? Are we best friends? Lovers?”
- “When she asked what my type was, I accidentally made it obvious that she was my type and now she’s giving me a funny look but it doesn’t seem to be a bad look either.”


Grahamscott (Nathan/Warren):
- “You were in the locker room getting dressed, and WOW I just noticed your six pack. Why am I thinking so much over this?”
- “You’ve changed from nerdy boy to hardass, and for some reason, that’s my type? I think I’m starting to get curious about you now.”
- “We ran into each other in a gay bar, and I’ve never seen both of us look so ashamed and embarrassed in my life.”
- “I ended up in the hospital due to a really bad car accident, and you were the first person I woke up to. Apparently you slept by my bedside and didn’t leave my side once.”
- “I’ve been talking to him on grindr, but he doesn’t know that I have a crush on him. Yet.”


Hellalujah (Kate/Chloe):
- “You came up to me on campus and invited me to your Church group. Instead of being interested in that, now I’m interested in you.”
- “Alice seemed to have gotten out again and it’s raining, but the only person whose around to help is me. You’ve been coming over everyday after school after discovering I’m sick because of that to make me soup and cheer me up whoops did I mention I’m starting to have feelings for you?”
- “You’re the type of person I want to be: Free to make any decision I want, and finally I’m given that opportunity when you and I decide to smoke weed together in private and now I’m feeling pretty good about everything and you.”
- “I’m in cultural anthropology and we’re in a heated discussion about opposites attracting, yet you’re telling me they don’t but I’m going to prove to you they do.”


Amberpricefield:
- “Chloe tried to make Max breakfast since it’s her birthday and Chloe totally fucked up and burnt all the food so now we’re eating burnt toast but it’s whatever, we love Chloe anyway.”
- “I just walked in on Chloe and Rachel hooking up which got awkward really fast, and I told them to continue and I guess I joined in.”
- “We’re roadtripping but Chloe gets lost and we end up staying the night in a cabin since we’re nearby a campsite when I confess that I’ve never been kissed and both girls end up fighting over kissing me.”
- “We’re at a Halsey concert and they’re playing our song whenever both of us realize how Max is more than ready for the mosh pit.”


Pricemarshfield:

- “We decided to go food shopping, and Chloe keeps on throwing junk food into the basket but Kate keeps on putting the junk food back in when Max isn’t looking.”
- “Both me and Max come out to Kate about our relationship when she admits that she’s always been a little bicurious herself. A joke about that quickly turns serious.”
- “I just took down Kate’s viral video by going into Victoria’s youtube account, and turns out after watching it, Kate kissed a wasted Chloe. But Kate ends up being so relieved she kisses me too? So now she’s held responsible for both of us.”
- “Max brought us to the zoo and she’s torn between me wanting to see the insect exhibit and Kate wanting to stay where she is because Kate really dislikes insects so Max decides to compensate for the entire party by coming up with an idea all of us will enjoy.”


Bonus:
Frank-N-Beans:

- “As a kid, I used to hate beans but whatever these beans are, they’ve gotten me addicted to beans and now my nickname is Frank-N-Beans.”



1.
I drink the sweat that drips off my face as I finish a long day of ruling your world.
You never complain.
2.
You only look at my stack of yellowing notebooks with greedy eyes and thirsty fingers. You want to rip the pages out and stuff them down your throat. You want me burning red hot under your fingers; you wanna consume my love whole (“Ya’ know, really get a taste of the artist”.)
3.
My friends say I got a thing for boys who lay down on train tracks and bet God their lunch money that they’ll survive another day. They hang their heads in shame when I refuse to see the problem with that.
(They pick my body off of the ground and carefully use their eyebrow tweezers to take out the shrapnel that his words left in my body.)
4.
I got knives with my name on ‘em. I got a pistol for a mouth. My body is weapon, babe, I can defend myself.
5.
But, God, those scares on your arms are hot. And the way your knuckles graze my face so lovingly yet destroy so mercilessly shouldn’t turn me on as much as it does but…“Wow, when did this room get so hot?”
6.
My temperature is 103.5 and I swear it’s my body trying to get him out of my system; I swear I can go to school; I swear I can keep going, don’t make me stop, don’t make me rest; if I rest I’ll have thoughts that will fill my brain that not even the strongest of antibiotics could treat.
7.
Please don’t go, please, please, please, please, my dad will kill you but who cares? We’ll all die someday, let your last breath be captured between my lips as your hands slide up my hips and our eyes lock and our voices falter and the angels sing and the sunset shifts to sunrise and the first time becomes a promise of the next…and the next…and the next…
8.
This ain’t a love poem.
9.
I’M SUCH A LOSER; YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL.

10. could you be?

—  DREAM BOY // k.m.
asking Park Jimin on a date 101

pairing: jikook

length: snapshot, 1.3k

summary: Jungkook had been itching to finally confess to Jimin and ask him on date. After a long time of waiting, he finally was able to build up the courage to ask him to be his.

Though, it doesn’t go as well as he had planned.

or

the 4 times Jungkook tries to ask Jimin on a date and the 1 time he succeeds

Jikook Fluff Week Day Two: Maraschino Monday


1. The first time Jungkook asks Jimin on a date, in a way, he succeeds. It had been simple, it was just after one of their dance practices in the studio and all the other boys were cooling down and packing up. He had gone over to Jimin who was occupied by his phone and decided to cut to the chase before the butterflies in his stomach got the best of him.

“Uh, Jimin-hyung?”

The older had looked up with his eyes shining as bright as ever, curious as to what Jungkook had to say. 

“Yeah, what’s up?” He locks his phone and sets it down, giving Jungkook his undivided attention. Which, in a way, made it more pressuring.

Jungkook swallows lightly, praying that his words come out right. 

“Would you, uh, want to go see a movie with me later today?”

Jimin’s eyebrows raised in response, seemingly caught off guard at the question. But that soon goes away when a smile spreads across his face and his mouth opens to say something.

“Jungkook I—”

“Oh, a movie!” A voice that was definitely not Jimin’s spoke loudly. Jungkook startles and glances up to find Hoseok standing near where they were sitting. “Jungkookie that’s a great idea.”

“Movie?” Taehyung’s interest seemed to be piqued because he stopped his conversation with Yoongi to tune in on what was happening.

“Yeah! Jungkook suggested we go see a movie,” Hoseok continues.

Oh no.

“Oh that’s not what I—”

“We could see that one that’s new that came out. The one with the zombies?”

“I heard that one was shit.”

“Don’t knock it till you see it”

“Fine if you want we can—

Long story short, all of BTS ended up on this “date” with Jungkook sitting five seats away from Jimin with a giant pout on his face.

2. The second time Jungkook tries was much more of a simple failure than the first time. It was really simple actually.

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michaelsgavin  asked:

buzzfeed unsolved au, mavin or raywood 👀

“Ray. Ray, did you hear that?”

Ray groans from next to him and doesn’t bother to shift his arm off Ryan, so Ryan does it for him and steps out of the bed. Ray speaks, but is muffled by the pillow he’s talking through.

“‘S like, three am, Ryan. It’s too early for ghosts.”

“Devil’s hour. It’s the perfect time for ghosts.”

Ray sits up then, albeit blearily, blinking as he fumbles for his glasses.

Ryan has an audio recorder in one hand and a camera in the other. Ray can’t see his face in the dark, but he’d bet anything it’s the same giddy expression Ryan has every time he thinks he’s close to proof. 

“If you’re here, could you repeat what you were doing earlier? The noise?”

For a moment, it’s silent. Then there’s a tap. This one, Ray actually hears.

“Do you mean us harm? If you don’t, tap once. If you do, tap more than once.”

They wait for a few moments, hearing nothing. Ray clears his throat.

“Yo, ghost. Are you gonna wreck my shit tonight? Once for no, more than once for yes.“

More silence. Ray throws his hands up in the air.

“Sorry, dude. This ghost’s a bust.”

Ryan sighs and starts trudging back over to the bed when the tapping starts again. Three, four, five times. Ray just laughs.

“Okay. I’m going back to sleep. Wake me up when you kill me, I guess.” 

He throws his glasses back onto the side table and lays down.

“I gotta say, I’ll be pretty convinced ghosts exist if I get brutally murdered by one.”

“Hopefully we get it on film.”

“Yeah, hopefully.”

Ray goes back to sleep immediately, unbothered by the supernatural threat on his life. Ryan has no such luck, and stays awake listening, waiting, while Ray curls into his side. Eventually, the sun comes up. Eventually, Ray stirs. He looks confused until he sees Ryan packing, and then he starts hunting for the room key.

“Wow. Didn’t get murdered by a ghost. Shocking. Almost like they’re not real.”

They fall into a familiar argument after that, one that carries them through breakfast downstairs and checking out and putting their luggage in their car. There’s a quiet moment before they pull out, and Ryan reaches over and grabs Ray’s hand.

“I’m glad you didn’t die.”

Ray rolls his eyes at the sincerity, but he squeezes Ryan’s hand.

“Yeah, me too. So glad I’m not gonna miss–” He glances at the directions on Ryan’s phone and groans.

“A prison? Really? How come it’s never a haunted McDonalds or something?”

Natasha Sexuality Headcanons

Natasha Romanof is a

IDEMROMANTIC LESBIAN
ZISSS IS MY REASONINGGGG
so i think because,like steve(check out my steve headcanons), has not had examples of healthy romantic and platonic relationships (red room). So i feel that would have an effect on her development and thought processes towards the different attractions. So idemromantics decide wether they categorize their attraction by factors and not really based on what they are feeling since they experience platonic attraction and romantic attraction similarly. I feel becuase of Natasha’s training with dealing with things logically and not based on feelings and emotions this definition fits what i think she would do. She would not be used to just going by feelings and its comfortable for her to base it off of other situational factors.
ANYWAY LETS GET TO THE HEADCANONS
-natasha the questioning-lesbian during red room (wow katya is hot who knew)
-natasha: the confident lesbian
-natasha would be able to complete her honeypot missions with ease to me because she wouldnt feel any attraction to males
-female honeypot missions on the other hand she doesnt take
- a certain someone (*coughcpugh Tony Stark) thinks shes homophobic (check out my tony stark sexuality headcanons)
- a certain (meddling) someone confronts her which then leads to said certain someone coming out to her and her coming out to him because she trusts him -
-natasha romanoff and tony stark are budddddddies 🔥🔥👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 —-
-natasha trusting clint with her sexuality clint being supportive and hooking her up with people
-clint and tony hooking her up with people they know
-that scene in winter soldier where natasha is trying to hook steve up with somebody but now opposite
-natasha and karen from forensics sitting in a tree they had sex this e-ve-ning lols
-natasha the heart breaker
-Natasha the occasional butch
-Natasha The Lesbian: Disappointing Straight ,Bisexual, and Pansexual Men Since 1993

Meet Cute

Author: SaffreeLove

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Warnings: swearing, mention of thigh riding

Word Count: 906

Tagging @emilyevanston who is super awesome and gave me a great confidence boost that led to me actually publishing this and not leaving it on my drive for another few months.


You loved your local Comic Con. Four full days of letting your geek flag fly. Sitting in a huge conference hall with a thousand other fans dying over a new movie trailer or cast interviews.
Since you were a huge geek for Marvel and in particular the Winter Soldier, you were naturally rocking your Winter Soldier gear.

After an awesome day of panels and people watching you head back to your hotel. While waiting for the elevator to ascend from the lower lobby, you started checking your phone for tumblr and Instagram updates.

When the door opened, you stepped into the elevator, glancing up as you did. Somehow, your feet kept moving even though your breathing had come to a stuttering halt. With a small gasp, your head snapped forward to face the now closing doors. You stood there for about 20 seconds with the elevator not moving.

“Um, what floor did you need?”

Unable to speak in anything but squeaks, you leaned forward with a shaky hand to push the button for the 23rd floor. You could feel your heart attempting to beat its way out of your chest while a small tear threatened to leak out of the corner of your eye.

Sebastian Stan was standing in the elevator with you. Right there. Breathing the same air. And…….there was no way you were going to speak to him. This was something you had always promised yourself. This was his off time. He wasn’t working in this elevator. At a panel? Sure. At the meeting and greet? Of course. At the photo ops? Natch. But here on an elevator, when he’s likely heading back to his room after a long day of fan interactions? No fucking way. You were just going to have to hold on to your principles and cry later in your room about the amazing way he smelled. Oh shit, he really smelled good.

“Hey, are you okay?”

Yup, that’s it. Your mind couldn’t take it. It had cracked. You’re now hallucinating Seb talking to you.

“Hey, look. I’m pretty sure you know who I am. How about a picture? Or I could sign something? Would that make you feel better?”

Oh, and now you’ve died. That was the only explanation. Great. Your parents were going to be devastated. Your head turned slightly toward him. His whole body was angled at you with a look of sincere concern on his face. Holy shit. He had actually been talking to you. That hadn’t been your overactive imagination constructing some elaborate hallucination.

Finally coming to your senses, you shook your head and whispered, “No,” while your inner bitch cursed yourself out in three languages.

“Really? You sure? Cause I’m pretty sure that’s a Winter Soldier hoodie you’re wearing and I am, in fact, said Winter Soldier.”

Blushing, you shake your head again, take a steadying breath, and fully turn to look at him.

“You’re off the clock. I would never ask for that while you’re just going about trying to live your life. You are probably tired as shit after today and just want to fall into your hotel room. Not get accosted by overexcited fans.”

“Wow. I’ve never had anyone reject me quite like that before,” he said. Being so freaked out, you completely missed his smirk indicating he was teasing.

“What?!” you practically shouted. “Oh no, please don’t think I’m rejecting you! Believe me, I wouldn’t kick you outta bed for eating crackers. I mean, you’re you. You’re goofy and dorky and hot as fucking sin with those abs and chest and shoulders and thighs that are perfect for riding and face that just begs for kisses.”

You freeze when you realize what word vomit had just gushed out of your mouth. Even more heat flooded your face and neck.

“Ohmigod. I can’t believe I went there. I actually took it that direction. That’s not what you meant. Oh shit. Look, I’m just gonna be over here in the corner sinking into a shame spiral. Feel free to fully ignore me until we get to your floor, or any floor, if you need to escape the incredibly uncomfortable situation I’ve just created.”

Turning to the corner, you lightly thunk your head against the elevator wall. How could you have done this? The one person you had sworn to never make uncomfortable, you just accidentally insulted and then rambled about riding his thigh. Your chest ached when you realized that you were going to have to abandon your plan of going to his photo op tomorrow. No way could you show up there now. He obviously hates you and will be telling security to watch out for the crazy Winter Soldier fan.

Suddenly, you notice that Seb is laughing. You turn your head to look at him. He has the biggest grin on his face and maybe a touch of interest in his eyes.

“Are you doing anything right now? If not, wanna join me for some dinner?”

“What?”

“Dinner. You hungry?”

“Are you serious?”

“Yeah, how about it?”

“But, I’m a fan. Shouldn’t you be worried about, I don’t know stalkers or something like that?”

“Well, judging from that little rant about me being off the clock I’d say you are probably that safest fan I could possibly be with, ever. So, dinner?”

“Umm, yes? How is that even a question?”

With that, the elevator doors opened you stepped out together.


Part 2

Already Making Vows

Summary: After years of being friends, Sam finally asks you on a Halloween date to a haunted house.

Words: 2.9k

Sam x Reader

Warnings: clown, haunted house type stuff, smut (use a condom kiddos this is fiction), fluff

Square Filled: Free space

A/N: This is for my free square on @spnkinkbingo, plus, this is part eight and therefore the final part of my Birthday Smutathon for @laurivcr‘s birthday! Happy birthday kiddo! You can find the smutathon masterpost here

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levok  asked:

honestly. Tarjei and Henrik saved the fandom tonight. They could be the actual reason for less riot on tumblr the next week. what a blessing

look i’m like 98.9% sure that Tarjei and Henrik saved the world tonight. Suits? Kiss cam? WINNING? getting drunk in the hotel room with the other boys?

wow. can you believe these two boys were sent down to earth to give us all life? crazy…