Aries: ~ shy but extremly excited ~ talks to you 26/9 ~ isn’t as stubborn with you ~ lame pick up lines and random compliments ~ want to do things and go places with you
Taurus: ~ shy aF ~ lots of eye contact ~ laughs at your jokes ~ more touchy with you ~ shares EVERYTHING with you
Gemini: ~ will talk to you like a.l.w.a.y.s ~ and if not to you then ABOUT you ~ becomes more touchy ~ makes fun of you, but in a good way ~ always joking around and tries to make you laugh
Cancer: ~ asks you for advice and help (because they trust you that much) ~ shy flirter ~ always makes sure that you’re happy and nothing’s bothering you ~ isn’t afraid to talk about their emotions in front of you ~ caring mom
Leo: ~ acts to you as if you were their best friend ~ wants you to pay attention to them 24/7 ~ caring and loving even at their worst ~ buys you cute gifts and food ~ always wants to look good around you (tells you what they’ve acomplished and stuff)
Virgo: ~ always willing to help you with ANYTHING ~ tired but never of you ~ moves out of their comfort zone just to spend time with you ~ more goofy and talkative around you ~ will do cute little things for you to show you they like you
Libra: ~ wants to take you everywhere with them ~ often reminds you of how amazing you are ~ flirty and romantic, but not too much ~ always seems happy around you ~ makes you laugh
Scorpio: ~ talks with you about deep stuff ~ shy aS HECKLESS ~ much more talkative around you then they usually are ~ maybe the strongest flirting out of all the signs ~ on and off towards you
Sagittarius: ~ wants to do everything with you (not everything but like… you know what i mean) ~ random (but really nice) compliments ~ bullies you in one minute, cuddles you in second ~ pays more attention to you then they do to others (in public for example) ~ honestly you will most likely KNOW because they won’t really try to hide it
Capricorn: ~ lets you in their world (= is more openminded about their emotions) ~ more goofy, excited an talkative around you ~ romantic (!) ~ talks to you about your passions ~ shares their favourite music with you
Aquarius: ~ talks about you with literally EVERYONE except you ~ talks to you a lot and pays a lot of attention to you ~ bullies you ~ lip flirting (smiling, biting their lips,…) ~ isn’t that afraid to talk about more deep stuff with you
Pisces: ~ stares at you a lot and can also be touchy ~ wants to know everything about you ~ shy shy shy ~ always super protective ~ want to help you with whatever you’re doing
be sweet and personable. make them feel welcome, and allow them to express themselves. do not ignore them when they need to talk to someone.
be open and caring. give them comfort and a sense of security. do not betray their trust, ever...for your own good.
be outgoing and energetic. try to cheer them up when they need, and be optimistic towards them. do not try to one-up them when they're proud of something they've done.
be thoughtful and sympathetic. listen to them when they need to vent to someone. do not insult them, especially behind their back, because they will find out.
be generous and compassionate. compliment them often, but make sure that you're always being genuine. do not ever tell them that they aren't good enough to do something (they'll probably prove you wrong, anyway).
be loyal and considerate. respect their privacy and treat them kindly. do not take advantage of their kindness or responsibility.
be honest and creative. be straightforward in your feelings. don't be afraid to express yourself around them, and they'll do the same!
be patient and affectionate. show that you support them, and encourage them to achieve their goals. don't act coldly to them, or neglect them; they aren't very clingy, but it'll make them feel like they're guilty of something.
be adventurous and respectful. cooperate with them and show that you enjoy their company. don't be a killjoy, let them have their fun!
be genuine and down-to-earth. respect their ideas, and show interest in what they're up to! but do not act too clingy around them, they appreciate independence and hard work.
be kind and open-minded. take the time to get to know them, and let them get to know you, too. don't try to hide things around them, they can sniff out lies fairly easily.
be devoted and passionate. show them you care with small actions, like compliments or small gifts. do not ever act selfish around them, or take advantage of them.
While this was meant to be a more romantic post, it could also work for getting the signs to become your friend.)
Taurus : an entire french press that was made at home that will last the owner approximately an hour before they make another one but you can bet your buttons it was locally sourced
Gemini : iced, black coffee, with 2 packets of splenda, every day at the exact same time, from the same Starbucks on the corner. The barista knows everything and nothing about them.
Cancer : a medium mocha, left to cool down on the window sill with latte art on top that you see on instagram but the photographer spilled it everywhere right after getting the perfect shot and now has to deal with sticky clothes and half the coffee they wanted
Leo : that one pot of coffee in the office that inexplicably makes better coffee so it’s always full except when you want to get a drink and you know all the machines are the same and all the packets of pre measured coffee are the same but stillllll
Virgo : an iced latte surrounded by empty iced latte cups you find surrounding a sleeping student in the library at 8 am how long have they been there the campus coffee shop closes at midnight and opens at 6 how do they have so many empty cups
Libra : a half empty cup of mystery coffee someone left on the bus because I guess they must have been in a hurry to get off why would you disrespect your coffee like this?
Scorpio : a cup of plain black coffee when the owner actually wanted a frappuccino but screwed up so now they’re overloading it with honey and cinnamon and now it’s undrinkable but they’ll choke it down anyway to save face even though no one cares
Sagittarius : a piping hot pumpkin spiced latte drunk with friends who all have the exact same thing, they pretend they’re drinking it ironically, only one person actually likes the taste but will pretend they don’t
Capricorn : a light roast dry cappuccino from the local coffee house in a reusable coffee cup they got from a local artist with eight fucking shots of espresso in it where did they all go you will die if you aren’t careful man what are you doing man
Aquarius : it’s tea except when anyone’s looking
Pisces : it’s actually hot chocolate, can’t stand the taste of coffee except when they’re studying then it’s an americana with 9 packs of sugar and tears
Aries: Pisces // They’re the dreamers. The quiet ones. The ones you could never understand if you tried. You don’t understand their silence, their watching. You don’t understand how they’re never up and around and socializing like you always are. You don’t understand how they can be so silent when communicating and living can be so fun. But at the end of the day they soothe you and calm you and the craziness in your world.
Taurus: Aquarius // They baffle you. How they sweep from emotion to emotion vexes you. How they go from being bubbly to shutting down completely irks you. They’re too aloof. They’re too confusing for you. You can’t keep up with their mental processes. But they also let you open up and feel free–if only for a minute.
Gemini: Virgo // Though you share the planet of Mercury, they’re too headstrong. Too immaculate. Too anal. They’re pragmatists but you’re free thinkers. You go with your thoughts and you run with them, but they need to sit down and plan it out. They’re too stubborn for you. But they’re also the intellectual equal that can not only challenge you, but complement you as well.
Cancer: Aries // They’re too high energy, they’re just too much. Their minds move a mile a minute and so do their actions so not only do they exhaust you mentally, they exhaust you physically too. They’re too flamboyant and too dramatic. Overall they can be too extra for you. But at the end of the day, you know you couldn’t live without them.
Leo: Capricorn // They have an abrasive personality to you. Not only are they silent and serious, they can be know-it-alls too which are all turn offs to you. You need big personalities, ones that intrigue you and make you laugh. People that make you feel good, not just in general but about yourself as well. But they’re too quiet and too calculating. However, they also challenge and push you and will always help you up if you fall. You’d make an unstoppable team.
Virgo: Libra // They’re too dreamy. Too optimistic. Too unrealistic. They’re the zen ones, the ones that always seem to have everything in control. You can’t understand how they seem to push past everything with a sunny disposition. You can’t seem to fathom how they keep themselves together. In the end, you dislike them because they’re everything you wish you could be.
Libra: Scorpio // They’re too twisty. And confusing. You enjoy peace and ease but they’re just so…? There’s no word for it. You can’t describe it. It’s vexing. They’re alluring and enthralling, but overall a recipe for disaster for you. But they’re also the ones that you can say anything to and spill your soul out to and though that’s difficult for you, it’s a necessity.
Scorpio: Gemini // They’re too flighty. Too intuitive. You feel like they can see right through you and that’s something you do NOT want. You like your privacy but they’re too inquisitive, they want to know every detail of you and that’s way too intrusive for you. That’s YOUR job. You like to analyze and figure people and the world out from afar, but they do it out loud. And personally. But at the same time, if you sat down with them and actually talked one-on-one, you could probably come out of the conversation with the whole world figured out.
Sagittarius: Taurus // They’re too steadfast. Too stubborn. They’re the bull but you’re the bull fighter. You need to be free and float. You need to explore and dream. But they need a plan and they need consistency. They’re oil and you’re water. But they’re also the ones that bring you back down when you drift too far up. They’re your rock.
Capricorn: Cancer // Though they are your sister sign, you dislike how they wear their heart on their sleeve. You dislike how they bleed, live, breathe emotions. They drown you with their affections and love. Their fickleness. And the second you open up the second they pick at your vulnerabilities. And you abhor their constant mood swings. They vex you completely and utterly. But they’re also the ones that taught you that it was okay to show the slightest bit of emotions and they were also the ones to teach you there was kindness in the world if only you let yourself see it.
Aquarius: Leo // They’re too big. Too proud. Too egotistical. Their personality is stifling to you. Sure you can be big, you can be proud, but at the same time you know when to be quiet. You know when it’s too much. They don’t and you can’t stand it. You’re more aloof, more calculating, more meticulous. They’re more gregarious, more easy going. They’re the social butterfly and you’re the introvert. But you also know that if you got to know them, you’d discover that not only do they have a golden personality, they have a golden heart too.
Pisces: Sagittarius // They’re too loud. They’re too high energy. They’re too dramatic. Their presence and overall personalities are draining to you. They need to be active and they need to know and do everything in the world, but you just like to lay back and experience. They live too fast and you feel like they cause more trouble than it’s worth. But they can also make you laugh and bring you out of your comfort zone, which is good every once in a while.