germany vs portugal

So my family nickname now is the football analyst

All I did was tell me family who all the German players were and if I thought they were any good.

Seriously just wait for the Woman’s Euros, Scotland are out I can feel it. In a group with England, Spain and Portugal? We going home.

My reactions to the World Cup games I've watched so far

Brazil v. Croatia

When Croatia made that first goal

When Neymar Jr made the first goal for Brazil, although that shouldn’t have been a penalty

When Brazil won the opening game

Mexico v Cameroon

When I had to figure out whether Cameroon was an African country or a South American country

its an African country btw

When the Cameroon team was hella sexy in the rain

When Mexico won!

Spain v Netherlands

When I saw Fernando Torres and Gerard Pique

When Spain got absolutely slaughtered by Holland

Germany v Portugal 

When I saw my husband, Cristiano Ronaldo take the field

And then when Portugal got slaughtered by Germany

US v Ghana

WHEN WE TOTALLY MURDERED GHANA FUCK YEAH USA USA USA USA USA AMERICA FREEDOM YAAASS