germany vs portugal

My reactions to the World Cup games I've watched so far

Brazil v. Croatia

When Croatia made that first goal

When Neymar Jr made the first goal for Brazil, although that shouldn’t have been a penalty

When Brazil won the opening game

Mexico v Cameroon

When I had to figure out whether Cameroon was an African country or a South American country

its an African country btw

When the Cameroon team was hella sexy in the rain

When Mexico won!

Spain v Netherlands

When I saw Fernando Torres and Gerard Pique

When Spain got absolutely slaughtered by Holland

Germany v Portugal 

When I saw my husband, Cristiano Ronaldo take the field

And then when Portugal got slaughtered by Germany

US v Ghana

WHEN WE TOTALLY MURDERED GHANA FUCK YEAH USA USA USA USA USA AMERICA FREEDOM YAAASS

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IKER & BABE feat. Ramos, Sami and Beto - Inter Friendlies

Spain vs. Germany and Argentina vs. Portugal  - 18/11/14

for you, babe))) all the rest A BIT later…

There is a fine line between being patriotic and just being a dick

I love America so much I’m prepared to have George Washington riding a bald eagle eating an apple pie flying toward the statue of liberty at sunset tattooed across my forehead in neon ink

But once my fellow Americans start bashing other countries with cruel jokes and flat out insulting remarks about that country’s history and culture over a game we can’t even name correctly, then I’m not so proud to be an American