germany signing

Rödelheim is a city district of Frankfurt am Main in Hessen, Central Germany. There are a number of celebrities who have established their base there, including Rödelheim Hartreim Projekt, Mathias Barbosa, and Sabrina Setlur. It’s all kind of funny because “rödeln” is slang for having sex and “Heim” is home. 😁

The Signs As Weird Retail Customers I've Had To Deal With
  • Aries: The guy who went over to me with a knife and held it in front of my face, only to ask if I knew any place in the mall where he could have it sharpened.
  • Taurus: The woman who didn´t want to buy her son any toys and tried to tell him that “the toys are just for decoration; they actually sell shelves”.
  • Gemini: The man who tried to pay for a €10 soft toy with a €500 note and, when I refused to accept it, complained that this was “discrimination against rich people”.
  • Cancer: The guy who rode his bike through the mall.
  • Leo: The two students who each bought a giant teddy bear as “back-up presents” for their girlfriends, in case they forgot an anniversary or a birthday.
  • Virgo: The guy who bought 100 postcards for his sister´s wedding and came by two days later to show us wedding videos and photos on his tablet.
  • Libra: The woman who bought a llama soft toy, believing it was a cat.
  • Scorpio: The big, dangerously looking biker who walked straight up to me and asked for “the biggest and fluffiest bunny” we had.
  • Sagittarius: The man who looked at the giant 4.25-foot (1.20 metres) plush penguin and asked if we had a bigger one- preferably taller than him.
  • Capricorn: The woman who had a whole conversation with me in English, eventually realized that I wasn´t originally from Britain and then started to talk really, really slowly.
  • Aquarius: The woman who didn´t know what a penguin was- or the South Pole for that matter- and asked me to explain.
  • Pisces: The women who looked at the big cat soft toys and asked me why the hell we sold soft toys of animals that were not indigenous to Germany while standing next to a shelf filled with dragons and unicorns.
Frankfurt Book Fair

queenofairndarknesss said: Hi Cassie, me and my friend are intrested about Frankfurt Book Fair. We heard that you are going to attend it and our question is; are you allowed to tell us if you will attend the first three days (wed-fri) or the last two (sat-sun)?

I’ll be there over the weekend. I asked my German agent and she said:

I don’t yet have confirmation on exact event dates. But you will be there over the weekend (those are the days that are open to the public). Here is the rough itinerary:

Arrival: Thursday, October 12

Book Fair activities/events Fri-Sunday 

Possible event to be confirmed on Monday

So you can see it’s in the planning stages, but I will be in Germany, in Frankfurt, and I will be doing events during the Book Fair and possibly in another city on Monday. I always enjoy touring Germany and will be happy to be back!

Life in Germany is very regulated. Please, look at the street, look at the crane, look at the signs - how could anybody get the idea, to drive or walk, where the signs forbid to drive or walk? And the signs on the right seem to say “Men forbidden! Women and children allowed to the left!”. What a great country!

This Day in 1D History - September 22


  • Louis makes an important clarification at Sugarscape (lmao)


  • ot5 enter another realm of gorgeousness at the Cologne, Germany signing/fan event and interview


  • Liam gets in workout by the hotel pool in Australia ;))


  • the boys reveal the title and cover of their next album and release Infinity as a promo track!!!
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Welcome to Borussia Dortmund, Maximilian Philipp!

Borussia Dortmund have signed Germany Under-21 international midfielder Maximilian Philipp from Freiburg for a reported €20 million fee. Dortmund announced the 23-year-old’s signing on Wednesday, with Philipp having agreed a five-year contract for Peter Bosz’s side.

He played 25 times for seventh-placed Freiburg in last season’s Bundesliga, scoring nine goals including one in a 3-1 away defeat to Dortmund in September.

“BVB are one of the biggest clubs in the world. It is an honour for me to be able to play here,” Philipp told the club’s website.