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The signs as dad jokes
  • Capricorn:An inmate at the local jail finally got a phone with a front facing camera. He took some cellfies.
  • Aquarius:"I'll call you later." "Don't call me later. Call me Dad."
  • Scorpio:I hate jokes about German sausages. They're the wurst.
  • Cancer:Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
  • Gemini:"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."
  • Taurus:The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.
  • Pisces:How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  • Virgo:
  • Sagittarius:Seafood always makes me feel a little eel.
  • Libra:Hi hungry, I'm dad.
  • Aries:What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  • Leo:Why do bees hum? They don't know the words.