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  • Germany: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • America: Yes.
  • Germany: I was hula-hooping. Italy and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • America: Oh my god!
  • Germany: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • America: Why are you telling me all this?
  • Germany: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • America: You sick, sick son of a bitch!
Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

Hetalia Ship Fans
  • Gerita fans: Remember how they literally spend every waking
  • second of their lives together?
  • Spamano fans: Remember how sad Romano got when Spain left to fight England?
  • Franada fans: Remember how France took in Canada even though nobody can see him?
  • FrUk fans: Remember that one film line that said they love each other? Sexually.
  • UsUk fans: Remember how sad England got when America fought for independance?
  • Ameripan fans: Remember when America stayed at Japan's house and suggested to bathe together, even though it's not Western culture to share baths
  • GiriPan fans: Remember how Greece always gets upset when Turkey tries to go near Japan?
  • TurGre fans: Remember when they were kids and all?
  • LietPol fans: Remember when Poland asked to see Liet's junk, and that other time when Liet stopped Prussia from executing Poland?
  • DenNor fans: Remember when Den fought Sweden under impossible circumstances just to look cool in front of Norway?
  • SuFin fans: Remember how they're married and adopted a kid?
  • PruHun fans: Remember when Prussia helped Hungary discover her true self?
  • AusHun fans: Remember how they literally spent years together fangasming over Chibitalia?
  • RoChu fans: Remember how Russia used to stalk China?
  • RoBel fans: Remember that time when Belarus cut down a door in order to get Russia to marry her? Oh wait.
  • HongIce fans: Fuck you. Fuck you all.
  • PruCan fans: YOU think you have it off bad??????
  • Any ship fan involving minor characters that have probably only appeared in the manga: *distant sobbing*

“as it will be, later, some other
century, when we will seem to each other
even less what we were.
But that trick is just to hold on
through all appearances; and so we do,
and yes, I know it’s you;
and that is what we will come to, sooner
or later, when it’s even darker
than It is now, when the snow is colder,
when it’s darkest and coldest
and candles are no longer any use to us
and the visibility is zero: Yes.
It’s still you. It’s still you.

— Margaret Atwood, Shapechangers in Winter

(commissioned art by @sayuuhiro)

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“Paul the Octopus was an octopus who was used to predict the results of association football matches. Accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup brought him worldwide attention as an animal oracle. During divinations, Paul’s keepers would present him with two boxes containing food. Each box was identical except for the fact that they were decorated with the different team flags of the competitors of an upcoming football match. Whichever box Paul ate from first would be considered his prediction for which team would win the match. Paul correctly chose the winning team in four of Germany’s six Euro 2008 matches, and all seven of their matches in the 2010 World Cup.” [x][x]

(more at @annotated-hetalia)

  • Countries: WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!
  • England and America: *kiss*
  • Spain and Romano: *kiss*
  • Italy and Germany: *kiss*
  • Finland and Sweden: *kiss*
  • China and Russia: *kiss*
  • Japan: not the type of history we usually do, but no one's complaining. *proceeds to take pictures while ice-skating*
Reblog if you love aph France

This adorable cinnamon roll needs more love. Honestly, I see a lot of hate for poor Francey-pants. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, of course, it just makes me sad to see people dissing my favorite character and calling him a perv and a creep. So if you love France, please don’t just scroll past! Spread the love!

Sorry to tag this in the ships, but it needs to be seen :)

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Continuing with that au where the Nations are public figures. All the nations that participate (weather they make it to the finals or not) in euro vision attended the final show. And of course the nation hosting the event co-hosts with the other human hosts. Which would be pretty unfortunate for this years hosts having to deal with Sweden’s face. 

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☀— Victorian Era Ball —☀
This honestly took me a long time to finish (90% because of procrastination) but I’m glad I’m finally done with this piece! Now I can move on to drawing something else, yay! I apologize for some period inaccuracies, but I tried! 8^)));;;
The girl France is dancing with is Jeanne d’Arc.
The Asian on the upper rightmost corner is Macau.
Added cropped/zoomed images to showcase the details.