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Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

“as it will be, later, some other
century, when we will seem to each other
even less what we were.
But that trick is just to hold on
through all appearances; and so we do,
and yes, I know it’s you;
and that is what we will come to, sooner
or later, when it’s even darker
than It is now, when the snow is colder,
when it’s darkest and coldest
and candles are no longer any use to us
and the visibility is zero: Yes.
It’s still you. It’s still you.

— Margaret Atwood, Shapechangers in Winter

(commissioned art by @sayuuhiro)

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #18
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> I feel like this is a one-sided relationship.<p/><b>Person B:</b> What?? No!<p/><b>Person B:</b> It's a three-sided relationship.<p/><b>Person A:</b> ??<p/><b>Person B:</b> you<p/><b>Person B:</b> me<p/><b>Person B:</b> and the memes<p/></p>

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Gentle reminder: GERMANY AND ITALY CANONICALLY CUDDLE IN BED.

look at that hard af nipple tho

HE DID NOT RESPOND WITH:

Yelling at Italy

Hitting Italy

Pushing Italy off of him

Scaring Italy away

Freaking out at Italy

Being mean to Italy in any way shape or form

HE’S PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE:

“Yea sure you can cuddle my man tiddies, but move your pasta lovin’ ass over.”

So don’t feel bad about being OOC when Germany reciprocates or accepts Italy’s affection, he ain’t a monster.

ALSO:

HE IS ALSO SCARED OF GHOSTS????? WHY DOES NOBODY MENTION THIS??? LOOK AT HIM !!!!

  • Me: *looking at pictures of gay ships*
  • Dad: *Looks over sholder*
  • Dad: Why are you looking at pictures of people kissing?
  • Me: Because......
  • Dad: I can't tell which one is the girl....
  • Me: Ohhh....*points to the uke*
  • Me: That one.
  • Dad: Okay *nods slowly and walks away*
  • Me: *breaths out a sigh of relief*
  • Me: That was close.