georgecocksman

THROWBACK THURSDAY BABY:

Some fine fucking gentlemen in Las Vegas, some of the finest I’ve ever met in fact but DON’T LET THEM NEAR YOUR DAUGHTERS. I give you Fred, Jusky, and our dearly departed George Cocksman.

Doesn’t it look like Adam is sneaking a peek at my penis? SICK FUCK.

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We had a fucking fantastic weekend at Fred and Sarah’s place. It still seems crazy that I am now so attached to two people who I had never met before Thursday night. I knew Matt and Fred were bofyriends and madly in bro love, but other than that I didn’t go into this knowing much more than what we all know from their Tumblrs. However, from the moment they picked us up at the airport they were friendly, fun, loud, normal, welcoming, and awesome. Sarah brought me to her bridal party and bachelorette party, Fred cooked for me and yelled at me, the dogs attacked my face constantly with their tongues, and I got to see old and new friends who mean even more to me now. I’m going to shut up soon and just give you a few highlights:

  • Fred & Sarah’s cooking and baking
  • Dog heaven
  • winning the “Who Knows Sarah Best” game at the bridal shower 24 hours after meeting Sarah 
  • telling a poop story at the (tea party) bridal shower to a dead silent reaction from the other guests
  • Sarah’s dad and the frozen shark
  • going out to bars in only a twin bed sheet and a belt
  • drunk passing out in bed with Sarah
  • “I think Erika is going to steal our dog”
  • beating Matt at Mel-burger-eating
  • whipped cream vodka and cheap bourbon
  • kolachis
  • Mac sleeping in the driveway
  • a very special beer run

Anyway, totally gay for these people and this was terribly uninteresting for anyone who wasn’t there this weekend. SORRY I’M NOT SORRY. 

Someone mentioned back and hips today.  That someone always goes out of their way to make me feel better when I’m shitty, so back and hips it is.

Also, butterfly tramp stamp, because at 18 I was all free spirited and trampy and dumb and shit.

While I only got 3 on this one, it is totally worth it to know that a fellow beardsman, that is semi-crazy, gets it. Follow GeorgeCocksman on twitter and tumblr. You won’t be disappointed, I promise. Plus, that gingerbeard.

georgecocksman-deactivated20120 asked:

what's the name of the song from the beginning of your last video?

If you’re referring to today’s video, that was “Threshold” from the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World soundtrack. If you’re referring to my video from last week, it was “Flume” by Bon Iver. Both very good albums. Ear candy, so to speak.