it’s not magic, it’s a chemical reaction
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Fred Weasley, & George Weasley
Prompt: #24. Farmer’s Market
In my little pocketverse where SHIELD, MACUSA, and MoM are aware of each other and work together on occasion…
Darcy frowned as she approached the table. She knew both of these guys.
“Guys, you gotta stop doing things that make my face do this,” she gestured towards her eyebrows. "I’m gonna get frown lines.“
"Not our fault, love…” George said with a wink.
“You could just… lighten up a bit?” Fred suggested.
“Or you could stop selling exploding chewing gum in no-mag farmer’s markets…”
“HA, it’s not exploding chewing gum…” George countered. "It’s hard candy. And it just makes smoke come out of your nose.“
"SHIELD is cracking down, fellas. Don’t make me call your ministry.” She flipped their open sign to closed and shooed the kids waiting in line away.
“It’s not even magic, it’s a chemical reaction!”
She arched an eyebrow. "Hand it over, then. Let me take it to be tested.“
Grumbling, they started shoving their wares back into a suitcase that really shouldn’t have been big enough to fit all of it.