since fred and george interacted with the marauders map i feel like they would kind of know the personality of moony, padfoot, wormtail, and prongs just because they had to do some poking and prodding to get into the map. so during order of the phoenix while they were around sirius and remus what if they started to overhear them joking around like two of the marauders and they start making connections. then one day, they hear sirius call remus ‘moony’ and loose it. they would run into the room and ask if the two were actually the ones who the twins idolized for all those years, and they start a conversation about all of the memories both duos had with the map.

Up until the day Molly found out that it had been Harry who’d given Fred and George the gold for their start-up, she accused Sirius of “encouraging them” and “seeing himself in them, when they’re just boys!” 

The news that it had been Harry, and not Sirius, and not criminal activity, calmed her marginally. 

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Panromantic ace Lee Jordan being advised by Fred and George on the Hogwarts express in Harry's first year after the bombshell of Charlie announcing he was aroace at the end of summer just before going to Romania - R

“Hey, Lee-”

“-you’ll never guess what Charlie-”

“-announced this summer!” the twins announced to Lee as soon as they found him on the Hogwarts Express.

Lee smiled up from the comic he had been previously engrossed in, having learned that it was easier to sit and let Fred and George find him than him seeking them out. He carefully marked his place but set the book down.

“Fred, George!” Lee hugged each of the twins. “Charlie’s becoming a dragon animagus?” he guessed.

The twins both laughed. “Close,” they said in unison.

“First things first-”

“-he’s actually going to Romania to work with dragons,” George finished.

“Wicked,” Lee grinned.

“But secondly-”

“-and more importantly for you-”

“-he dropped the news that he’s an aromantic asexual,” Fred said.

“Aromantic asexual?” Lee asked. Didn’t sounds magical, so Lee wasn’t sure what to think or how this was important or relevant to him.

“Mate, he’s got zero interest in romance or sex with other people,” George explained.

“Apparently aromantic means ‘lack of romantic attraction’,” Fred said, imitating Percy’s serious tone for the last bit.

“And asexual, ‘as you might have guessed, means lack of sexual attraction’,” George added, also imitating Percy, indicating Percy had helped Charlie do a bit of schooling to his family.

This Lee did perk up at. “Wait, that’s a thing?” he asked. “Like a legit thing?”

Fred gave Lee a friendly thump on the back. “Apparently, old pal. And you thought you were special.”

Lee laughed. “Well, asexual-”

“Also known simply as ace by us cool kids,” George cut in.

“Ace,” Lee corrected, “sounds like me. Aro?”

“Aro,” Fred confirmed.

“Aro not so much,” Lee said. “Say, did Charlie or Percy mention any other… possibilities?” At the end of the previous year, Lee had confided in the twins that he was glad he had them as friends, as they seemed as uninterested or uneager for a relationship as he did, which had led to a serious discussion amongst the three friends about their relationship and attraction feelings.

Fred and George both grinned ear to ear. “We thought you’d never ask,” they replied. “We did a bit of digging just for you.”

~Hufflepuff Mod


A/N: I hope you like this trash. As always it’s rather long and I am picking up the jealousy theme. Shoutout to @occamy-shadow who has inspired me with her Dean Thomas fanfic. I kinda stole the last scene from her. 

Summary: Fred ad George assign you with the task of designing the outside of their Joke Shop and you start spending a lot of time with Dean Thomas; much to George’s disapproval.

Pairing: George Weasley x Reader 

Word Count: 3758

Warnings: none. fluff!

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H + 25 with George Weasley please <3

“I just thought of a world without puppies and got really sad.” and “A badly timed joke?”

You were currently sitting in the library, catching up on some new homework, hoping to get it done before the weekend. You usually weren’t this disciplined, but you were going to Hogsmeade with George and you knew you’d regret it if you didn’t do it. 

You were currently reading about the Phoenix for Potions. You had to learn about the animal considering that it’s feathers are a very important ingredient in a lot of Potions. 

Why couldn’t the wizarding world just have normal animals? Like dogs. Everyone likes dogs. But there aren’t many in the wizarding world. Like they aren’t even an option to bring in for your animal. You thought this was extremely rude as you continued your train of thought. Do wizarding families even own dogs? You couldn’t imagine your life without your dog. 

Oh, Merlin.

You had done it, you had thought the worst thought. A world without puppies. How sad would that be? Puppies are amazing! That saying, money can’t buy happiness? False. You can buy puppies (or dogs in general) with money and dogs are happiness. A world without puppies… What a horrible thought. You were so caught up in your thoughts you thought you were going to cry. 

“Hey Y/N.” You heard a familiar voice as someone sat next to you. You looked up at your boyfriend with sad eyes. “Whats wrong? Want to hear a joke to make you feel better?” He asked.

“Ok.” You nodded, still very distressed.

“What’s the worst part of having a dead dog?” Your eyes widened at the start of the joke. “Walking them is a drag!” He exclaimed chuckling to himself. The joke only made you sadder. “C’mon, that’s funny.” George stopped laughing and nudged your shoulder.

“George, I was just thinking of a world without puppies and got really sad.” You told him, pouting.

“A badly timed joke?” He winced.

“Yeah.” You agreed as you leant in towards him.

“Don’t worry puppies are still around and even if they weren’t, you’d still have me!” You scoffed at him and continued doing your work, ignoring him with a smirk while he tried to apologise. 


- Draco scrubs the skin on his arm viciously every time he showers. The skin is always red and marked by scratches. He tries so hard to get the mark off of him. He wants to feel clean again.
- George can’t look in the mirror anymore. Not without remembering Fred. He smashes all mirrors in their home. He cuts his hair, he dyes it.
- Neville sees Nagini in his dreams. But in his dreams it reaches Ron and Hermione before he does.
- Harry has multiple wands all around his house hidden in places that only he knows. Beneath his pillow, beneath his bed, under the couch. Just in case.
- Hermione’s boggart is no longer failure.
- Draco and Blaise are afraid of fire.
- Someone accidentally calls George “Fred” once. No one knows who starts crying first.
- Headmistress Miverna Mcgonagall is fierce, powerful and kind. All first years are intimidated and amazed, she seems untouchable. However some nights she roams the school hallways and remembers every student she lost, every life that got taken away too soon, every soul that left them too early.
- Harry suddenly can’t stay in very small rooms. He feels trapped, his throat starts convulsing and his eyes sting.
- Hagrid still feels the weight of what he thought was Harry’s corpse in his hands. It haunts him.
- Hermione, Ron and Harry had gotten so used to spending months having one small meal per day that sometimes they forget they’re supposed to eat.
- Harry rolls in his sleep once and hits his forehead against the night stand on accident, when he wakes up with pain on his forehead his heart sinks and his whole body freezes. It isn’t until he sees the bruise that he’s able to calm down. Because Voldemort isn’t back.
- Ron dreams that he’s back in their tent, traveling and hiding, he’s changing the radio stations and he hears Ginny’s names as one of the victims.
- Molly always has “where’s Fred?” on the tip of her tongue, at all times.
- Harry spends the year post-war discovering who he is, what he loves, other than the Boy-who-lived and the Savior-of-the-Wizarding-World. Because there are things he never had time to think about, never had time to experiment, never had time to experience. Sometimes he wonders if coming back had been the right choice, because it hurt so bad on some days that he couldn’t take it.
- When Teddy is sad or scared and he’s crying, Harry tells him stories and shows him pictures of his parents, it’s then and only then that he calms down and his hair goes back to normal.
- Harry pulls back to himself when the date of his death nears every year, his friends do everything in their power to bring him out of it.
- Draco and Harry have talks about the war some nights, both saw what Voldemort was capable of, Harry in his dreams, Draco in his home. Both understand.
- Luna is quirkier and weirder than ever before. She always does everything in her power to lighten up the mood in the room when the silence is bitter and mournful. It’s like she can’t stop shifting and smiling and nervously twitching and saying random facts about things no one has heard of before. Everyone knows it’s her way of coping, of staying positive. So no one minds. It’s comforting.
- Harry gets the sudden desire to travel all over the world. Sometimes Ron and Hermione come with him, others he goes alone, once Neville joins him. Draco does too.
- Draco starts writing, he writes thousands of words on some nights and none on others. He’s good at it, too.
- Harry always, without fail, looks for Sirius’ constellation. He visits his grave too, tells him how things are going in his life, how he’s coping, how he isn’t.
- Hermione getting a tattoo of blooming pastel flowers on top of her “mudblood” scar, because she’s alive, many her friends are alive and she wants to remember that.

And maybe not all is well, maybe they have scars time cannot erase, but they’re together, their hearts are still beating, so it’ll be okay. They’re going to be okay.

luna as a tattoo artist

just think about it:

- she gives ginny a stick and poke in their fourth year, the first tattoo she’s ever given anyone
- a tiny crescent moon on the inside of her forearm with magic color changing ink
- it tells ginny the weather, and glows when the weather is perfect for quidditch

- hagrid gleefully gets a tattoo from luna sometime in the fifth year
- on his inner ankle, a square of text tells him about the needs of the creatures around him
- he starts sitting with his ankle on his knee to more easily check it

- she gives harry a tattoo the summer before his eighth year
- a small horntail, but it moves from his chest to sit on his shoulder or cower in the crook of his elbow as it pleases
- it wakes him up from his bad dreams, and keeps him warm in the middle of the night

- she gives neville a tattoo before she was stolen into the malfoy’s manor
- it’s a ring encircling his middle finger
- the magic of it is simple, transforming into whatever word he needs to see most when he asks it

- seamus gets one not long after neville
- it’s a tiny bomb on his collar bone, ticking in time with dean’s heart

- hermione doesn’t want a tattoo at first, but as she grows closer with luna she asks for it very shyly in the middle of her eighth year
- it gently pulses with her heart on her shoulder blade, an hourglass on it’s side
- it will sometimes stand up and run sand, but only when hermione is very busy or stressed

- george asks for a tattoo that finishes his jokes, many years after the war, when he is an uncle and godfather
- luna refuses and instead gives him a non-magical tattoo, a china cup mended with gold over his heart

- draco, many years after luna is an established artist and healer, drops into her shop in diagon alley
- he asks her to fix his scar-slashed Mark, and she turns it into a sleeve of flowers, studded with snakes and turtles
- the flowers bloom with his moods, and shield him from hurting himself

*crying in the corner*

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minerva mcgonagall is sitting and watching the first triwizard task when fred nudges her

“hey professor,” he says. “these events sure do drag on, huh?”

“weasley,” she says. “you’re banned from the next two events.”

at the next one, she is waiting in the stands when george walks past.

“hey professor,” he says. “i wish i could sea what’s going on.”

“you are also banned” she says

at the last one, she finds herself sitting alone when she hears a voice from beneath her

“wow,” it says. “this sure is a-maze-ing”

she looks down. ginny weasley is grinning up at her.