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  • HG: If you bite it and you die; its poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.
  • Louisa: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Charlotte: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Louisa, learn to listen.
  • George: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Lenore: It's voodoo.
  • Annabel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Mary: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Oscar: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Ernest: That's kinky.
  • Edgar: Oh my god.

My classics library 📚
From left to right I’ve got: Oscar Wilde (featuring 15 copies of The Picture of Dorian Gray); British Literature; American/World Literature; and Shakespeare.
I’m so proud of all of these, and I only hope my collection continues to grow.