george maxwell hammer

abbey road explained
  • come together: controversial bc john tops
  • something: IN THIS CORNER, SOMETHING! AND IN THIS CORNER, LAYLA! TWO SONGS ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES with george's wife
  • maxwell's silver hammer: joahwn was quizzical, studied patiphisical,, science in the home
  • oh darling: paul nearly died, paul nearly died, 'cause john and george walked hand in hand, with eric clapton, away from the beatles
  • octopus's garden: ringo and george team up against lennon-mccartney, with the help of john and paul
  • i want you (she's so heavy): i want yoko (no i don't)
  • here comes the sun: that song from bee movie
  • because: pretty harmonies!!,!,!!!,,!,!!,that's it
  • you never give me your money: @people who pirate music
  • sun king: fine
  • mean mr. mustard: @a guy who kept a 10 bob note up his butt
  • polythene pam: @a fan who ate polythene (and @a threesome john was in)
  • she came in through the bathroom window: @a fan who came in through the bathroom window
  • golden slumbers: "i will sing a lullaby" "GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLDDEEEENN SLUUUUUUUUMMBERS FILL YOUR EEYes"
  • carry that weight: a pretty nice song, but it doesn't have a lot to say (note note note note) so it phones a friend
  • the end: ringo bangs thos drums to climax
  • her majesty: unnecessary, unappreciated, unlong
  • paul mccartney: joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home. late nights all alone with a test tube. oh oh oh oh.
  • me: ugghhh paul not again
  • paul: maxwell edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone. 'can i take you out to the pictures jo-o-o-oan?'
  • me: seriously i hate this
  • paul: but as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door...
  • me: ....
  • me/paul: BANG BANG MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER CAME DOWN UPON HER HEAD
  • me/paul: BANG BANG MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER MADE SURE THAT SHE WAS DEAD