geology jokes

I used my study break to make this

[Image description: A meme labeled ‘Reasons to Study Geology’, under which are two pictures of John Mulaney. In the first, he is pointing and shouting 'No!’ with the words “Geologists make money, discover things about the Earth, help people live safely from natural disasters, work in diverse regions, travel to remote places on Earth, communicate across a range of fields, play a role in city building, environmental safety, highway development, and mining/petroleum industries, and there’s currently a shortage of geoscientists.” In the second picture, Mulaney is pointing and shouting “Yeah”, next to the words “You can eat in the geology lab”]

hydrous fluids: I have made serpentine.

geologists: you fucked up a perfectly good olivine is what you did. look at it, it’s got anxiety.