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~CLOSING TIME~

Let's play temple run
  • Ryan:Gavin tags in
  • Gavin:ahhhh
  • Everyone laughs
  • Ryan:that's the wrong way!
  • Lindsay:Gavin you went outside
  • Lindsay:Jesus Christ
  • Gavin:oh yeah I forgot
  • Ryan:three people have gone in front of you!
  • Geoff:Ray, suddenly I am not too worried.
  • Michael:alright
  • Ray:yeah we'll see
  • Gavin:how do you get upstairs jack?
  • Straight and then up the vines?
  • Geoff:yeah
  • Lindsay:you can go upstairs or straight
  • Ray:you got six seconds!
  • Ryan:what have you've been doing!?!
  • Gavin:I'm going straight
  • Ray:my stupid vine joke I'll always make
  • Ryan:three people have gone already!!
  • Geoff:hit the lever
  • Gavin:ahhh * jumps into the water*
  • Lindsay:your dumb..you need..God damn it
  • Everyone laughs
  • Ryan:your dumb
  • Ray:Lindsay calling the person dumb
  • Michael:he just jumped into the water. He ran right into it!
  • Gavin:you said go straight!
  • Everyone laughs
  • Gavin:I went really straight
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Lets Play MLB 2K12 - With Geoff and Gav

In which we can hear the exact moment Geoff, a grown man, a husband and father and boss, poos in his pants…almost.

(at 25:30)

RT podcast #27

1st off they’re doing a week of podcast its day 3 or 4
*the phone won’t stop ringing*
Burnie: WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING PHONE THROW IT OUT OF THE GODAMN OFFICE!!
Geoff: I’ll take the battery out.
Burnie: DON’T TAKE THE BATTERY OUT JUST GET RID OF IT!!
Geoff: excuse me every one i have to leave the podcast..
Burnie: JUST TURN OFF THE RINGER ITS A FUCKING BUTTON PUSH IT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL
Geoff: why is it my job to turn off the phone?
Burnie: im not mad at you im mad at the world …

Soulmate/Tattoo Parlor AU where Geoff is a tattoo artist and he places fated marks onto people. Sure sometimes they’ll commission him for a tattoo they just want but majority of the time Geoff is helping them find their soulmates. They would wander in and say “hey, I feel like getting a tattoo” and his receptionist would sign them in and Geoff would set them on a chair and give them the tattoo they were destined for.

He himself has never felt the need to get tattoos but that’s alright. Geoff has come to terms he is broken and will always go unloved. And he’s… He’s not okay with it but he’s accepted it.

That is until over the coarse of a week Geoff wants to put five tattoos on himself, all of which he’s put on five customers.

Ends with Ryan, Jack, Michael, Gavin, and Ray all back at the parlor one last time to get Geoff’s tattoo onto them. This is the last time they’ll ever come in for a tattoo.

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Minecraft Hunger Games - Trailer (2015) Achievement Hunter