genuine photo right there

mitra-k-w replied to your photo

Right there is a genuine Horatio ‘CSI:Miami’ Caine pose….all he needs are sunglasses and it’s a spit…��

Chris Evans as Horatio Caine?!
Give it to me NOWWWW. 500 episodes a season. 

Parenting is Easy - FAQ’s

Q: Is this actually a real stock photo?

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A: No, the Couch Sun’s calming, etherial rays are safe for all orifices.

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I genuinely used to look pregnant.

July 2012 - September 2013

(The right photo is kind of old anyway but I just found the left photo and wanted to compare and didn’t fancy taking a new one seeing as it’s quite late here)