gentlemen we just seized an airfield

the signs as generation kill quotes
  • Aries: "Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja."
  • Taurus: "You ladies bitch if you get an MRE without a fuckin' Pop Tart."
  • Gemini: "You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot."
  • Cancer: "Naw, naw, naw, Brad. You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical? With a singing raccoon?"
  • Leo: "If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her."
  • Virgo: "You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back."
  • Libra: "See? That's why we can't have nice things."
  • Scorpio: "Bravo Three's commander. Should I shoot him?"
  • Sagittarius: "Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer."
  • Capricorn: “Well, sir, it's just that you're incompetent, sir.”
  • Aquarius: "At least my mom took me to NASCAR!"
  • Pisces: "Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That's my fucking dream!"