Just a reminder thursday is national bowtie day! Now, I don’t have a ton of followers but I woukd really appreciate it if everyone can spread the word by reblogging this post! National bowtie day gives us all a great excuse to sport a cool bowtie!
Watch this, fellows. Inside my cane there is a clever little flask which allows me to smuggle illicit liquor into the venue. If you will, allow me to deal with the ouncer in my trademark manner.
Good day to you, mister bouncer! If you would be so kind as to let me in, my dear fellow. I apologize for my unusually casual gentleman's sporting attire and dashing (if I do say so myself) walking cane, for my lumbago has been acting up as of late and I was forced to spend a rather dreary afternoon down at the old badminton club hob-nobbing with one's fellow racqueteers.
why are you doing this to me you're already allowed to bring booze inside
Liquor? Why, perish the thought my good sir! While I appreciate the kindness of your offer and on other occasions would be more than happy to quaff a "pint" with you and your fellows I assure you all of my intentions are on the up and up! Nevertheless, I feel that recognition is required for your attention to duty and loyalty of service, I doff my hat to you, good sir. Now, as I was saying,