genre: non au

today, I want to rec these fics and Amalthia’s ebook library, is simply awesome:

Putting My Life On The Brink by Lazy Daze
Summary: In which they accidentally get married in Vegas and then have to stick it out. Hijinks ensue!

Matrimony With His Majesty by Meri
Summary: A Texas cop saves the life of the king of Montovia and is rewarded.

My Name Is Trouble by Chash
Summary: Six years after Supernatural ends, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki find themselves in completely separate lives after a falling out. It’s possible neither of them has ever really recovered from the other. But an unexpected turn in Jensen’s life brings them back together to sort themselves out again. 

Mismanaged by Macbyrne

Summary: Jared has a secret that he hides from everyone. The only family he has left, his manager has been manipulating him, forcing him to audition the old-fashioned way: on his knees. When he meets Jensen, he knows his secret is in jeopardy. When Jensen finds out, will he listen or will he break Jared’s heart?

Living Just to Breathe by Lostt1  
Summary: Jared just wants to live his life a little, under his own terms. But as the only child of the US President, that can be a little difficult. Jared sees his European adventure as a chance to let loose, to finally find some room to breathe. And when he meets Jensen on the plane to Paris, he can’t help but wonder if freedom, and maybe even a chance at love, is finally within his grasp.

Intimate Enemy by Slashboyz
Summary: I could not resist exploring this theme. Fan worship can become obsession and sometimes obsession creates a monster. A monster that is closer than you think and knows everything about you. Such a possessive monster is attracted to Jensen, and targets his closest friends and anyone who dares to love the object of its twisted desire. (Brief Jensen/Jeff) 

Counting the Steps to the Door of Your Heart by Annella

Summary: Jensen’s life isn’t perfect, but he’s happy enough. He has friends (well, one friend and one roommate), a prospective career (if he can pass this stupid, stupid test which requires him to be able to talk to people), a sex life of sorts (with guys who are total jerkfaces and think Jensen is a dork, which is actually true), and a life-size Dalek costume with a voice modulator which lets him EXTERMINATE things (like the toaster). Then, out of nowhere, he also has Jared (gorgeous, wonderful, socially retarded, and already taken), and his life turns upside down in the blink of an eye. For the first time, Jensen has found what he wants, but how is he going to get it?

Come As You Are (You’re All I Need) by Sinoftheday
Summary: Jared and Jensen have been best friends practically their whole lives. They’ve been through good and bad and now they’ve fallen for each other. Jared thinks everything is perfect, especially since he’s off to join Jensen at college. Things fall apart though when Jensen’s brother catches them together and Jensen disappears. When he returns a year later Jared is still angry, but discovers he misses his friend. Can Jensen fix things between them and win Jared back?

Breaking Status Quo verse by Raina  
Summary: Jensen visits Jared in San Antonio.

An Eligible Gentleman by Withdiamonds
Summary: Can Sir Jensen Ackles, with his closed-off heart, find true love in Regency London? It’s a Cinderella story

Reanimated by Tigbit  
Summary: In which Jared manages real estate in Heaven and Jensen works as Hell’s attorney in Death Trials. Extreme ambiguity and a distinct lack of beer push Jared to accept a different kind of job in a hotter, more southern locale. The boys meet. Hi-jinks and grocery-stealing in Hell ensue. Featuring saints on book tours, love on trial, after-life bureaucracy, and sin. Surprisingly not as cracktastic as it sounds.

The Last of the Romantics by Balefully
Summary: Jared is the son of the Ackles family’s chauffeur, and has been in love with Sandra, the Ackles’s adopted daughter, all his life. He goes to London to find himself, and comes back a changed man. Sandra falls in love with him at long last, threatening her financially advantageous engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the heir of Morgan Industries. Jensen, her older brother and the CEO of the Ackles Corporation, must devise a plan to keep Sandra and Jared apart so his carefully plotted merger can go through as intended. His own machinations backfire, however, as he learns the meaning of love, selflessness, and what it’s like to truly need someone else. 

Until You’re Resting Here With Me by Nyxocity

Summary: Accidentally trapped traveling through time through a project of his own design, Dr. Jensen Ackles finally finds himself twelve years in the past, in his own body, face to face with Jared Padalecki. His memory shot through with holes from time traveling, Jensen doesn’t remember exactly what happened between them in the past, but he knows how he feels about Jared, and he knows things ended badly. Given a chance to do it right this time, can he change history—or does destiny have bigger plans? (Based on the Quantum Leap TV series).

We Flow Together (Once and Forever) by Balefully  
Summary: As a child, Jensen Ackles was saved from drowning by a mysterious boy who appeared from the depths off the coast of Cape Cod. Now a grown man, Jensen is an actor in New York City, living off a trust fund from his parents, and convinced he’s incapable of true love. One fateful night finds him back in Cape Cod after a raucous party gone wrong, fighting for his life as he sinks beneath the waves. Yet again, he’s saved from a watery grave—this time by a naked man, seemingly mute and more beautiful than anyone Jensen’s ever seen. The stranger decides to call himself Jared, and as he and Jensen spend time together, learning each other body and soul, Jensen finds that his own capacity for love is as boundless as the ocean.  Jensen’s world comes crashing down around him when he discovers the origin of Jared’s strange naiveté and lack of inhibitions—he’s a mermaid, fins and all. After Jared is abducted by researchers who subject him to cruel tests, Jensen must make a crucial decision: will he risk everything to finally find true love—with a fish—or will Jared be the one that got away?

Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam by Chash  
Summary: Jensen is a socially awkward but happy theoretical physicist, Jared is an aspiring actor, and everyone sucks at relationships pretty damn hard.

Non-Au: Kyle's Birthday
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It was an alright day.
(This is a South Park blog therefore I needed to post /something/ about his birthday, au (which wouldn’t have worked) or not. Also, he’s a ten year old with a snapchat and a smartphone now.
I know about the 31 character limit but it was too hard to stay in it apologies)
(Edit after constant Edits: Added fire to the candles in the second picture, because without it, it kills the joke so oops)

anonymous asked:

do you know any zouis fanfics when they're in a band and touring not like when they're non-famous and stuff, thanks ! Xx

This is going to be a very long list!

I’m too lazy to do a summary for all of them but I assure you these are all good :)

conjure up a second heart (to house your sweet pain)

Same Old Shh But A Different Day

Male bonding or whatever


no place quite like here (stay ready)

your finest inspiration

it’s better than i ever even knew

smoke in my lungs (or the echoed stone)

time in a bottle

do you want to make out?

got a lot not to do, let me kill it with you


fixated on the girl with the soft sound
And If You Want Me, I'll Always Be Yours

“The last time I felt close to you…” Niall’s voice is small and he feels the insecurity creeping back in. “I just want Vegas back.”

It’s Zayn’s birthday and Niall’s been excited to give him his present for months, but Zayn’s a little busy and doesn’t seem to have the time these days. Things are a little different between them lately, and all the tension adds up to them fighting and Niall saying something he immediately regrets.

Written By: liferuining_feels

chaptered + non/au + angst

Note: This is what canon fics do to me. They knock me off my rock and make me drown in my emotions.

- Kendra

anonymous asked:

Jungkook get's angry at his members for not taking him out on his birthday so he responds to everything they say to him with "fight me" until Taehyung actually attempts to fight him then he runs to his parents (aka NamJin aahhaahahha) lmfao this is an... interesting request, sorry heheh

Jungkook in this request is me.

Bitter, that was probably the best way to describe Jungkook that day. Of course he was bitter, they didn’t even take him out on his birthday, how dare they? So he took to being rude the whole day.

“Jungkookie! Let’s play-”



“Fight me, Jimin.” That was about how he acted the whole day, too. Telling everyone to fight him because honestly that would give him a way to take out his frustrations at them. Seokjin had reprimanded him, and Namjoon had just looked to confused to respond. Hoseok had looked horrofied and Jimin hurt. Yoongi had glared and Jungkook decided to leave that alone.

And Taehyung.

“Sure, let’s go,” Taehyung got into a fighting stance and Jungkook stared. He was, joking right? “Well, come on you want to fight right? Let’s go, come at me.”

Taehyung had moved, maybe to hit Jungkook or not, either way the younger had jumped back, running around a corner. And all the way down the hall, Taehyung following him, into Seokjin’s room.

“Seokjin!” Jungkook hit behind the older man, who watched him confused. “Taehyung tried to hit me.”

“You said you wanted to fight!

“I didn’t mean it seriously! I was just upset,” he muttered the second part, shifting further behind Seokjin.

“See I told you he was just angry,” Taehyung said, grinning. Jungkook watched, confused, as Seokjin shook his head.

“I guess you were right.”

“Wait… What?!”

Jungkook was even more bitter.
No Baby, This is Not an Illusion

The one where Niall goes into surgery and falls victim to the anesthesia, therefore forgetting everything.

Zayn is just enjoying Niall complimenting his cheekbones.

Written By: brokenstereotype

chaptered + non/au + domestic

Note: Bedtime fluff for all. Sometimes you just need it. #theyaresomarriedinhere

- Kendra

My fic recs: J2 rps non-au fics

For Lena <3

This is a fic rec list I made because Lena wanted some J2 recs with no dark themes. If you know how much time Lena and I spend talking about Padacock, you won’t be surprised to find that most of these recs are top!Jared with size!kink. If there’s no mention of top or bottom in the tags, it means there’s no sex in that fic. Boohoo.

I’ve added my comments about some of the fics below. I’ll also be posting my J2 au fic rec list in a couple of days so stay tuned. 

Fic recs are under the cut.

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You and Me, We Run Like Ink (Though I'll Never Run Away) (2441)

“Lou,” Harry drones, rocking back on the legs of his chair, “C'mon, I hate hangman.”

“Haz,” Louis says, biting back his chuckles. “You’ve got one blank left, look at the bloody thing.”

“L’never figure it out,” Harry grumbles, turning to scowl down at the notebook. “It’s just—”

W I L L Y O U M A R R Y M __

Harry freezes.

Our Everlasting Love

Summary: Based on a suggestion. Camila and Lauren think it is time to be honest with their fans and decide to come out in a very Fifth Harmony kind of way. The music video to their newest single Everlasting Love is about to be filmed and they want to reassure their fans as well as every other teen that it is okay to be who you are and to love who you love. What better way to do just that than making their relationship public by showing their own everlasting love for each other in the music video?

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I Want It All - Harry and Louis have too much fun at a club and have to go home. Like, urgently.

Lean On Me - Harry is always the life of the group, the one who is smiling and handles the fame better than the other boys.Every now and then though, he needs someone to be his rock even if he won’t admit it.

if you want to free it (you have got to scream) - Louis is a man of pride though, and he’d always been proud of making Harry scream, keeping the boys up at night and facing them the next morning, knowing what they’d heard. Needless to say, Louis hadn’t been pleased by this development and he’d told Harry as much as soon as they’d gotten a moment alone on the bus: “Gonna make you scream tonight, kitten, so everyone can hear.” Harry’d shuddered and nodded, stayed very close to Louis the rest of the day. So Louis’ laid Harry out tonight with the express intention of drawing every last whimper, whine, moan, and scream he can out of Harry. And he’s doing a perfect job of it. or, Niall told Harry and Louis they’d been awfully quiet this tour, and Louis is quick to remedy that.

Push Yourself Against Me - Harry and Louis go condom shopping and it proves a lot harder than it should be, really.

double dog dare ya - The one where the boys play some truth or dare and Harry has a one track mind.  

Comment utiliser le neutre à l’oral, que ce soit pour parler de soi ou des autres ? J’ai fait cette infographie pour essayer de résumer les “trucs” que j’utilise pour m’exprimer au neutre. N’hésitez pas à compléter par vos propres conseils !

[L’infographie sur l’utilisation du neutre à l’écrit et des pronoms neutres est ici.]

anonymous asked:

Any good Non-AU fanfics? Could u also tag this non au so i can find it easier?

Then, Now, and Forever: Part 1

not fortune’s fool

double dog dare ya

Eventide Intrigue


These are as close as I could get to Non-AU fics, but no guarantees, something else might’ve slipped in, though I don’t think so.

Also: Tags are important, people! :)

  • Author: qblackheart
  • Warnings:  Language, boy-sexin’, schmoop
  • Summary: When Jensen Ackles first met Jared Padalecki, it was most definitely not love at first sight. It wasn’t even like at first sight. In fact, Jensen hated him, and he had a few good reasons as to why. So what if his new co-star was oblivious to his one-sided warfare? Jensen could deal. Apart from when he couldn’t. So when it came down to picking between Padalecki and his peace of mind, the choice seemed clear. Except for the fact that The Network had his balls in a vice, leaving him stuck with Supernatural, stuck with his idiot co-star, and worst of all, stuck with a ‘Play Nice’ Proviso added to his contract. Well, he could play nice. He would play so nice that the world was going to think that he and Jared Padalecki were the bestest friends in the history of best friends. It was unfortunate then that no one had ever told Jensen what happened when an immovable object met an irresistible force; no one had ever thought to mention that there was a thin line between hate and love; and nothing, absolutely nothing, could have possibly prepared him for Playing Nice with Jared Padalecki.