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Note: Where’s that upside down smiling emoji because I think about cancer mars Yoongi and impregnation all the damn time. Title is somewhat based on this one particular song that made the discovery channel weep in embarrassment. As per usual, I lost steam towards the end. 

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Genre: Werewolf!AU
Warnings: no external editing (rip), werewolf sex, imagined breeding kink, barest hint of degradation
Word Count: 3107
Rating: A-, for A Whole Lot Less Kinkier Than You Thought! (MA/NC-17)


Now that he’s sitting down next to you in close proximity with none of the aroma of the burning oil vaporizing into the cramped atmosphere of your kitchen, he could smell just how primed you are to receive his seed. Yoongi cringes; it sounds terrible in his own head, but his cock loves where this thought is going. Call it a baser need driven by whatever DNA or RNA or societal conditioning or what-the-fuck-ever coded werewolves to react this way, but your ovulation days are when Yoongi salivates over giving you a nice, fat sperm deposit up your precious pussy.


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Tagged by the ever-ethereal @sirenoirs   //  list the top ten songs you are listening to lately, and tag ten mutuals to do the same.

i. The Blue Planet HANS ZIMMER
ii. Lemon to a Knife Fight THE WOMBATS
iii. Winter PVRIS
v. Like Gold VANCE JOY
vi. Hold Me Tight Or Don’t FALL OUT BOY  
viii. Pyramids FRANK OCEAN
ix. Limousine SECRET WEAPONS
ix. World Gone Mad by BASTILLE

Tagging: @tartts @tigresswrites @bluleys @jacnaylor @kazbrekkerwrites @provocative-envy @pepper-bun @grootiepie @glendower @cicadaparty + anyone else who wants to do it!

I’ve been stuck at my parents’ house a lot the last two days with nothing to do for a lot of it and had to grab one of the few books of mine that I hadn’t previously abducted to my apartment to entertain myself, and I just want to say:

I really, truly, genuinely love Pride and Prejudice. Did when I first read it, and still do.

This novel is 200 years old and the amount of vicious, passive-aggressive, biting sarcasm in it still fills me with delight.

  • Ravenclaw: There are no good modern horror movies. The genre is dying.
  • *new horror movie comes out*
  • Ravenclaw: i mUSt sEE IT!

My flight got delayed and it gave me just enough time to do some writing. My favorite genre for fall is mystery, Poirot always puts me in the fall mood. Day 7 of the September challenge by @journaling-junkie

Pen: Sailor Pro Gear Slim, EF
Ink:Pilot Iroshizuku chiku-rin
Writing Music: Big Fish Theory, Vince Staples

lance, trying to know keith because he’s falling in love with him: ok so…whats your favorite genre of music?

keith: country.

lance: uh, yeah!! can be a genre of music of your country of course!!

keith: it’s country.

lance: oh, did i say it wrong? country. country. your country. I’m sorry, my mother language isn’t english, so somet-

keith: no no, my favorite genre of music is country.


there’s some blatant fish boy erasure in the sow tag rn and i won’t allow it

and considering this little gem

i think it’s a bit unfair when people say the creature from the shape of water is an abe sapien copy, when the design itself is much more inspired by the creature from the black lagoon

to me it’s more fair to say that his personality is more based of abe sapien (the egg eating and the classical music parts) and the creature design,like the belly plates and the fins, way more resembles the original fish boy™

Music Genres for The Signs (requested)

(check sun, moon, and venus)

Aries: Rock n’ Roll ~ the martian energy is aggressive and energizing, the young angst of aries is released with every beat of a dream and strum of a guitar.

Taurus: Jazz ~ the mesmerizing tones of the jazz voice offer a classy tone that venus enjoys. parties with bating eyes and popping champagnes, the slow and steady bull is enjoying every beat.

Gemini: Rap ~ the creative writing of mercury is now really heightened when the upbeat air is thriving. mercury is the messenger here, rap tells a story and gives a message to the world.

Cancer: Soul ~ the moon captures the essence of the soul, it would only make sense for cancer to be the music to your deepest, purest self, taking you back home in your safe coven.

Leo: Pop ~ light hearted fun music that everyone would enjoy, great for parties, gatherings, and stage performances. can be loaded with as much emotion as one desires. created as an outlet to the leo heart or creativity.

Virgo: R&B ~ the timeless jams, much like virgo’s seemingly laid back nature, captures a lot in the their lyrics by subtle messages, telling a story with varying rhythms and beats.

Libra: Alternative ~ libra’s need to see different perspectives and ideas leads them to step outside of the norm to discovery hidden treasures in music not many listen to. they play fair and give chances to all types of music and artists.

Scorpio: Metal ~ much of the dark side of pluto can be expressed here. the heavy weight of their emotions bare a strength much like that of metal. letting out everything they take in from the world around them.

Sagittarius: International ~ jupiter’s musical side is worldly and that of cultural curiosity. the interest and profound want to know more about other’s traditions is fed here.

Capricorn: Classical ~ the intricate art of conducting and coordinating is that of higher art, much like capricorn’s fine taste, classical provides a variety that accommodates to their specific standards.

Aquarius: Electric Dance Music ~ uranian electricity runs through the veins of aquarius with the persistent rhythm of saturn. fun and upbeat, socially uniting as there is rarely any emotional expression.

Pisces: Blues ~ no other than the occupant of the blue planet itself. the blues take you to a place of deep emotional exploration. soft and ethereal, much like the heart and voice of pisces.