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anonymous asked:

Headcannons of truth or dare with the gang please!!!!!thank u loveeee❤️💞

YES


- everyone is one fucking edge
- Dally has his leg bouncing up and down
- Johnny and Pony are chewing their nails
- it’s a mess
- at least five of the guys get dared to kiss you
- let’s be real tho u don’t mind
- Two bit is always the one to do the best and scariest fucking dares
- ‘Hey Dally you like ur pants?’
- ‘Uh ya I guess.’
- 'That’s nice…take em off and run up and down the street. That includes ur tighty whities.’
- 'Fuck you man.’
- JOHNNY IS LITERALLY AN EVIL FUCKING GENIUS
- HES THE GUY THAT DARES PEOPLE TO EAT SHIT
- LITERAL SHIT
- Okokokokokokok Dallas does the best truths because some how he knows everything
- EVERYTHING
- pony is just the teeny tiny innocent little squish
- HE GLARES THO LIKE WHO TF U THINK U IS TELLING HIM TO DO THAT
- Steve is the type of little shit to ask for a dare cuz he doesn’t wanna seem weak and goes the fuck through with it
- he was once dared to streak at the supermarket
- that’s how he is now known as Streakin Steven
Also market molester by the tween girls
- Soda is just there for the laughs honestly
- BUT BE IS A LITTLE BITCH TO DARRY
- HE MAKES HIM DO THE WORST THINGS
- lol darry smart tho
- his dares are just him telling the boys to do the jobs he has to do
- 'Dallas I dare you to mow the lawn in under 20 minutes…ur time starts now.’
- it’s great tbh
- OK SO MUCH CURSING BUT LIKE WEIRD COMBINATIONS OF CURSE WORDS
- 'FUCK SHIT DICKS.’
- 'HOLY FUCK DICKS.’
- Dallas tries to get you to kiss him
- so does Steve
- and Soda
- SOMEHOW THEY GET THE IDEA THAT MAKING YOU LOOSE ALL UR CLOTHING WOULD BE FUNNY
- 'I dare you to take ur underwear off and give it to Dallas.’
- 'You did not Soda.’
- 'Oh but he did.’
- Dally still has ur underwear
- Darry leaves once things start getting 😏😏
- YOOO THIS SHIT STARTS GETTIN DIRTY
- BUT LIKE YOU FUCKIN RETALIATE
- 'Soda I dare you to kiss Dallas…on the lips.’
- all of you are almost if not completely naked by the end
- they like lose the trust they had for each other
- it takes them a good week until they can look at each other the same
- Dallas still can’t look at Soda the same
- Johnny is just happy he isn’t pregnant with a garden gnome
- …it’s a long story
- And Pony is real glad no one was driving down that street
- it was real traumatic for all of them
- Darry still can’t get the image out of his mind of Soda grinding against the neighbor’s tree until he came out with a cane
- or Pony kissing that squirrel

j-hope’s rap is so well-written from a native korean speaker’s point of view i mean the verses are put together really nicely – he uses rhymes that are fun(ny) and quirky yet easy and original?? and they are not heavy in a sense that it’s got more chic imagery and wordplay rather than traditional poetic elements idk i aint a rap expert but i just really like his rap & word choice with korean

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Yes. Part one. Because I don’t know when to stop. 

Anyways, pretty straight forward I recolored four base game tops in @smubuh‘s Freshly Brewed Palette so I hope you guys enjoy ‘em!

Info

  • Custom Thumbnail
  • Requires no mesh (they’re basegame, duh)
  • Four separate files for each recolor

Download: Simfileshare

Credits:

Palette by @smubuh

Meshes by EA

Field Guide to MRAs: Level 5, The Straw Misogynist

Basic Beliefs: “Shut up and suck my dick, bitch.” “Women want to be dominated.” Etc. Legitimately just hate women, think they are objects that owe them sex, or both, and are not afraid to say so. Freely use explicit and violent language towards women. This often overlaps with the pickup “artist” culture. Original flavor misogynist.

Recommended Tactics: These are either extremely angry people whose preferred target is any woman in sight, extremely smug people who are proud of speaking the “truth” (read: random slurs and stereotypes) to the politically correct whiny liberals, or some combination of the two. The angry people are just plain angry, but the anti-political correctness people are under the delusion that everyone else feels the same as them, they must, they can’t actually respect other human beings, and if they, the politically incorrect messiah, just use that slur a little louder, everyone will finally stop pretending. Nothing will convince them otherwise. This type in general cannot be reasoned with, but they are a powerful tool of demonstration. They can be very effectively used to embarrass less extreme MRAs who have aligned with them (these people are prone to random outbursts of anger, which doesn’t jive well with the rational people of levels 4 and 4.5) as well as to effectively illustrate to level 1 MRAs, Golden Mean Fallacy people, and the general public that these people still exist and that there is, in fact, a problem (surprise surprise). Martin Luther King Jr. used a similar strategy in the Civil Rights Movement, purposefully provoking violent southern racists in an attempt to horrify the more passively racist north and force them into action. It works. Level 5s are also often a good barometer of what reactionaries and the far right are feeling and where they’re headed, like a canary in a coal mine. See the relation of Gamergate to the election of Donald Trump.

Demographics: Another exclusively male type, for obvious reasons. These guys will often also openly say explicitly racist and/or homophobic things, align themselves with white supremacists Neo-Nazis,  or like Ayn Rand.

Identification Aid: This type is fond of words like “cuck” “dark enlightenment” “virtue signaling” “manosphere” etc. Can be found on returnofkings.com, among other websites.


Previous sections of the guide: Introduction, Level 0, Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, Level 3.5, Level 4, Level 4.5.

The Worst Foils

Tarvek to Gil’s face: Do us all a favor and keel over, Wulfenbach.
Tarvek when Gil is nowhere nearby: *calls him by his nickname, expresses unshakable faith in his durability and morals*
Gil when Tarvek is nowhere nearby: That bastard, who cares?
Gil to Tarvek’s face: *wrapping Tarvek in a clingy octopus hug* Can we stay like this forever.

Soul mate AU as a series?

Someone suggested that I do a soul mate AU for all of the 13rw characters as a type of series, and I think that is an absolutely GENIUS idea! Are you guys up for that?

Originally posted by solitarymoment

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“What is fair in men does not last. Nothing is more fleeting than the years of a man’s life. But this is not true of art. The joy of understanding. That is the most noble of pleasures. Feathers will lift men as they do birds up to heaven.

I must stop now, my soup’s getting cold.”

– Leonardo da Vinci, disciple of experience.

Boyfriend! Yoongi

dates where y'all are just napping 

-not a lot of skinship 

-but there are some days where he’s literally so clingy and you kinda love it 

-people think he’s cold and doesn’t care about anything 

-but you know 

-he cares too much 

-and even though he might not do it in public, 

-he will treat you like a literal princess in private 

Keep reading

Thanks for sticking with me whilst I’ve been MIA I have my A-Level exams coming up so I’ll be focussing on preparing for them Elle Woods style- theres no other way tbh. I miss you guys, but I’ll be back to posting before you know it  (~˘▾˘)~