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Dark Zodiac

All things considered dark (not necessarily negative), strange, or occult associated with the signs.

Aries- Dragon, angry entities, bloody weapons, fire, rage/wrath, blood-lust, war, steroids, counting cards, risks, possession, thorns, enchanted weapons, hell hound, knights, and armor.

Taurus- Greedy or selfish seduction, lady in white entities, twisted or spooky trees and scary forest, violent Earth elemental, hexed treasure, werewolf, singing ghost, gemstones, black rose, black diamond, trolls, labyrinth, and magical items especially jewelry.

Gemini- Evil fairy, dark fairy, Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, old insane asylums, evil twins, con man/woman, trickster, magic words, rumors, dark colored butterfly, enchanted books, and getting lost.

Cancer- Witch craft, spells, tarot cards, grudges, curses, Frankenstein Monster, full moon or moon magic, haunted houses and areas, cloak, witches hat, black cats, sea monsters, nostalgia, cursed or magic mirrors, magic candles, and the past.

Leo- Radioactive waste and danger, scandals, evil king or queen, haunted opera/theater, mutation, pyramid, magical statues or monuments, temples, sand storms, rain dances, sun dances or worshiping, supernatural energy, and fire magic.

Virgo- Dr. Frankenstein or any mad scientist, good girl/guy gone bad, general corruption, herbs and potions used in magic or spells, gnomes, dark sex, sinister deals, dead garden, an enchanted garden, and man-eating tree or plant.

Libra- Love potions and curses, ravens, werewolf, the night sky, dark beauty, lust, genie, Dorian Grey, harpy, sacred smoke, masquerades, Queen of Hearts, bad dreams, magic lanterns, and charms.  

Scorpio- Vampires, dark seduction, mystery, fortune teller, black widow, black/dark magic, underworld, voodoo, snakes, masquerades, tarot cards, black and white photos, secrets, dark sex, ravens, scorpions, dark still pool, and necromancy.

Sagittarius- Gypsy magic, fortune teller, traveling magician, traveling salesman of “medicine” and potions, wildfire, dark unicorn, dark circus or carnival, gambling and risk, General Zaroff from The Most Dangerous Game, and aggressive centaurs.

Capricorn- Horror, Gothic design, Victorian age, steampunk, spider webs, death, grim reaper, mad scientist, gargoyles, poppies, bats, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, cave, dark humor, mine, graveyards, abandon buildings and places, and skeletons.

Aquarius- Dark science fiction, mad scientist, dark unicorn, storms, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, magic keys, owls, Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera, corrupted technology, meditation, chaos, dark rebellion or revolution, thunderbird, aliens, portals, and dystopia.

Pisces- Ghost, mist, fog, Ouija board, medium, fortune teller, tarot cards, sea monsters, sirens, evil spirits, healing crystals, dream-catcher, nightmares, water spirits, addiction, false trust, drugs, poison, and illusions.

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Shantae: Half-Genie Hero comes out tomorrow! Wander’s super excited, so he arranged some music for Rhodes piano!

This here’s an arrangement of Water Town from the original Shantae, and Sky’s theme from Pirate’s Curse. This beautiful tune is one of Wander’s favourites, so we hope you enjoy it too!

New rule: if you use the terms “sky fairy,” “sky genie,” “imaginary friend,” “imaginary cloud man,” or any other similar term to refer to God your opinion has no value in the debate.

I mean, you wouldn’t stand for a theist calling you a “ruthless heathen” or “amoral” or “lawless hedonist,” or I dunno something like “monkey worshipper” or “pagan,” why do I have to sit through your bullshit name-calling?

a list of ridiculous shit Boone Wiseman has done:

- Use his new found genie powers to make a monkey rental business…in the sky.

- pig-o-let

- told Penn to tell Penn that he loved him

- sniffed Penn when he was a tennis ball and then described how he smelled.

- said that he doesn’t like to be the voice of reason when that is, in fact, HIS JOB.

- His scream. just…..his scream.

- Asked Phyllis to make his locker into a fridge.

- has a tank top with the words “flip flops are my thang” written on the back.

- THIS:

Aladdin AU where Aladdin is sent into the Cave of Wonders as an orphan child. Instead of asking to be turned into a prince to marry the princess, he wishes for Genie to grant him a family.

But Genie can’t just drop him a famliy out of the sky because he can’t make anybody fall in love, which includes familial love. He can’t bring Al’s real parents back from the dead (or in his dad’s case, assumed dead) either.

So, seeing as he likes the kid and is rather powerless against giant watery eyes, he does the next best thing. He makes the royal family coming to Agrabah, bringing their son to be judged by the Sultan’s daughter as a potential suitor, to believe that Aladdin is their son instead. This kills two birds with one stone for the little street urchin, granting Aladdin a psuedo-family and a life in luxury. Aladdin is too afraid to make any wishes after that one, because he starts to really like Genie and he doesn’t want his only friend to go away.

The prince wish, appropriately, goes tits up when the real prince Achmed appears (possibly with the help of a meddlesome vizier). Despite Princess Jasmine’s attempts to try helping Aladdin escape, having taken quite a shine to the charming if mannerless young lad, he has to use his second wish to unwish his first one, leaving him penny-less and family-less. And with only one wish left.

Inevitably, he wishes for Genie’s freedom in return for granting him so many days of being well fed and having a family… even if they didn’t really love HIM, they loved who he was pretending to be. Genie is so touched by the little boy’s selflessness that he sticks with the kid. He glamours himself to look like a human, masquerades as the kid’s wacko-doodle uncle, and takes little Aladdin on adventures with him around the world with his newfound freedom.

The little Princess Jasmine tags along on occasion.

NO TURNING BACK WE ARE BORN TO DREAAAAAAM IN A WORLD FULL OF SEEING WHAT WE NEVER COULD REACH AIR TIME MAKES ON THE WIND ID BE LIKE LIKFE RIGHT BY JUST A BLUE YOU SEEONE MILD TOO WILD STUCK IN DIVINITY HAWK TAIL WING CLAW HEAVEN SENT A JESSY A SPEED RUSH TWEAK TO A MELANCHONLY VICTORY YOUR CHANCE DONT STAND NO ONE NEAR MY CLASS OF HEAT THE RULE OF WIND IS TO NEVER GET BEAT DONT HEDGE DONT HOG YOURE PUT TTO THE TEST LET JET AS HAWK ILL RATTLE YOUR NEST I NEVER COME DOWN IM HIGH ALONE BRED FROM A GENIE WITH WINGS AND A THRONE JET FIRE HAWK THE SKY IS ME ALL FOR SPEED I WAS BORN TO BE (BORN TO BE, BORN TO BE)