geng ham

  • (Reading banners while walking through the entrance for Universal Studios Orlando)
  • Friend: What? Ne-yo's here?
  • Me: Yeah, Adam Lambert was here yesterday. We could have seen him.
  • Friend: Aww, and he was at that thing with Han Geng too. They were in the same room together and breathed the same air. You could have had indirect contact.
  • Me: Right, just go up to him and be all "HAN GEEENNNNGGG!!!
  • Friend: And he'd be all, "who the hell is Hang Gang?"
  • Me: "Who the hell is GENG HAM?!"