if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you


i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever with a pairing for me to write :)

è solo un momento
di crisi di passaggio
che io e il mondo
stiamo superando

anonymous asked:

Okay, serious talking now. What would be the worst point in each paladin to attack. We know about Lance's insecurities, but what else? What about the others? I want to read your opinion because you do awsome meta and character analysis.

???????? Wow, thank you ;A; And I’m not sure if I can answer this well for all paladins but I’ll try^^ [tl;dr at the end because this post has gotten really long]

Let’s start with Lance. Lance honestly has many points to attack, which is probably why this fandom is so focused on langst. It’s easy to create content for that because we have so much to work with:

1. his insecurities about his role on the team and in general

I already wrote a lot about it here (and also here a little), desperately trying to figure out how strong these insecurities are but there is no doubt that they exist^^ Surprisingly, they actually seem to be very strong, to the point that fandom only exaggerates them slightly. Lance is just pretty good at hiding them.

2. homesickness

Lance is homesick. Really homesick. He’s homesick to the point that he would leave a party to hang out alone and get lost in his memories:

He is also the one that references his life on Earth the most often. “I missed 14 days for a stomachache in 3rd grade that I never really had”, “That’s the tagline of 6 of my favorite movies” - those are little things, not very important in the overall picture but they prove that he thinks back to his past. 

3. fear of death/unnatural things that are dangerous

Lance isn’t afraid of aliens, that’s not what I mean with it - I’m talking about the episode Crystal Venom where the castle was trying to kill him. Here is an analysis on how deeply that episode really disturbed him. As for his fear of dying - he is the one that has been confronted with death the most of all the paladins (excluding Shiro - but Shiro has lost/repressed lots of his traumatic memories). Here’s proof:

S1E1. He thought Hunk had died in the explosion when they were trying to retrieve the yellow lion. S1E4. The explosion nearly killed him - “you would have died if Hunk and Coran hadn’t gotten a new crystal” (Pidge, S1E6). S1E9. He almost got sucked out of an airlock. S2E2. The snake monster thingy got free of the stone and Lance was in the direct line of fire.

He was the one screaming “we’re gonna die, we’re gonna die!!” in S2E5 when they had to hold the lenses for the wormhole maker. Lance is scared of death not despite but because he knows it the best of all of them. He almost died multiple times and he saw his friends almost dying multiple times (the Hunk thingy I included above, when he saved Coran from the explosion, when he thought he had to save Coran in “Crystal Venom”, when Pidge in the cube episode got shot down and didn’t reply to them). Look at his reaction vs the reaction of the other paladins when they thought Allura had died:

They are all shocked and disbelieving, meanwhile Lance:

He’s neither shocked nor disbelieving, he’s just hurt. One of his deepest fears became reality and there is nothing he could do about it.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Hey Eden! I was wondering if you could tell us how do you generaly draw eyes, because the eyes you draw, in my opinion, are very expressive! I love your art, keep going!!

Hi anon!!  I’m very flattered, thank you for your kind words <3 <3 <3  I LOVE drawing eyes; there are so many possibilities and expressions you can create just by changing subtle little things. 

I thought about this question and put together a mini tutorial.  I hope it helps!


Part 1:  Determine the Eye Shape

Different characters have different types of eyes.  Stereotypically innocent characters usually have huge eyes that are turned more turned downards.  Threatening/evil/grumpy characters generally have narrowed, angry-looking eyes.  Again, it’s not always how it is, but it’s a helpful guide if you’re just starting out.

Step 2:  Exaggerate

The size, shape, and position the eyes (and pupils!) will depend on the character’s mood. 

Happy, surprised, frightened, or confused eyes will usually appear bigger than usual. 

Angry, sad, serious, confident, or sultry moods will have narrowed eyes. 

Also, pay attention to eyelids, as they will also change slightly depending on mood.

Play around with them and look at lots of references. 

Step 3:  Keep Eye Shape Consistent

Meaning, each character has unique eyes.  As you change their expressions, make sure the eye still looks like they belong to that character. 

I’ll use Adrien and Marinette as examples.  Adrien has slightly narrower, upturned eyes (like a cat!).  Marinette’s eyes are cute and large (like a… bug? Idk XD), and the corner ends around the mid-section of her eye.

Do your best to keep these unique traits as you adjust to the desired expression.

Part 4:  Expressions Are More Than Just Eyes, a.k.a. Eyebrows Are Our Friends!

All parts of the face are important when creating emotion in a character.  Eyebrows, mouths, posture, and even hands are super important. 

Even if you can’t see their eyebrows (like if they’re wearing a mask or they’ve shaved them off) you can still show a lot of emotion through the brow bones. 

Mouths affect the shape of the eye, particularly with strong emotions and if their mouth is open, which will push the bottom part of the eye upwards a bit. 

Noses/nostrils will move around a little when showing anger, disgust, confusion, or skepticism. 

Hands add extra drama and are very useful in communicating emotions.  Don’t be afraid of hands!!  They can be a pain in the butt, but well worth it. 

Downcast heads indicate sadness or disappointment, and straight postures can help communicate confidence, pride, etc. 

That’s it!  I hope it helps!  Try looking at references of many different expressions and pay attention to the changes in a character’s facial features.  Also practice drawing lots of different expressions!  It’s fun!  ^__^  When you practice often you’ll get more and more used to it.  :D

pd101 boys as boyfriends pt.2

i cry TT-TT pt1

kwon hyunbin

  • when he’s not a model, he’s ur personal photographer
  • the one thats takes all the aesthetics pics for ur ig
  • matching chic outfits
  • mindlessly holds ur hand on ur second date
  • really supportive in all u do<3
  • enjoys taking selfies with you and posting them in ig with the cringiest caption

park jihoon

  • such manly but much cute too
  • get jealous when he sees u having a long conversation with someone he feels is a competition
  • ties ur shoes for u
  • the type to get to the train station 30 minutes early and say “no i just got here like five minutes ago” when u arrive
  • tries real hard to win u something at a claw machine that u have to pull him away bc he’s churning out almost $20

kim donghyun

  • makes u listen to his new songs
  • they’re all always just snippets
  • likes to nap on ur lap (oo that rhymed. he’ll probably use that as his lyrics)
  • food adventures forreal
  • will not judge you if u take aesthetic pictures of food bc he prolly does it too

kang daniel

  • introduces u to his cats four dates in
  • “but forreal, if i had to save u or my cats during a fire, i need to save my cats first pls understand. i’ll come back for u. i mean u have legs right.”
  • likes to snuggle
  • really cuddly in general
  • is a human cat
  • the type to wait outside ur door all night long if you two get into a fight

takada kenta

  • will go with you to concerts
  • is probably more excited than u
  • u two learn fan chants together<3
  • is actually the sweetest and purest human being in the planet
  • gives u small gifts every other week bc “i had to get it bc reminded me of u” //my smol heart
  • ur mother approves of him

bae jinyoung

  • confesses to u with his head bowed
  • of course u couldn’t hear him tho so he has to say it again
  • #the most frustrating moment of his life frfr
  • looks at you like ur the sun and stars and the moon and everything

yoon jisung

  • really serious abt ur relationship but also a real life meme
  • really nice dinner dates
  • ur name on his phone is “my love”
  • would go to ur home in the morning just to make you breakfast
  • karaoke nights with this man never fails to make you laugh
  • insists on sharing every skewer of street food with you rather than getting his own bc romantic
Domande fuori dagli schemi. Inviatemi un numero💜

Iniziamo dalle domande generali:

1. Età
2. Hai fratelli o sorelle?
3. Hai già tinto i capelli?
4. Capelli lunghi o corti?
5. Altezza
6. Fumi?
7. Colore degli occhi?
8. Porti gli occhiali?
9. Come stai?
10. Ti sentì bella/o o brutta/o?
11. Hai tatuaggi?
12. Hai piercing?
13. Che fai nella vita?
14. Ti piace la tua calligrafia
15. Se tu fossi un'altra persona saresti amica di te stessa?
16. Qual è il tuo colore preferito?
17. Cosa ti manca di più?
18. Cos'è che ti piace di meno di te?
19. Un posto dove non vorresti mai andare?
20. Hai un talento speciale?
21. I tuoi suoni preferiti?

Hai mai:

22. Incontrato il tuo idolo
23. Fumato erba
24. Bevuto alcolici
25. Perso il telefono
26. Rubato
27. Detto una bugia per far star meglio qualcuno
28. Tradito
29. Avuto esperienze paranormali
30. Pianto tantissimo
31. Fatto uso di droghe pesanti
32. Fatto il bagno nudo/a
33. Detto “ti amo” credendoci
34. Fatto bunjee jumping
35. Passato la notte sveglio/a fino a vedere l'alba
36. Scritto un libro
37. Mangiato sushi

Questo o quello?

38. Facebook o Twitter
39. Treno o aereo
40. Pioggia o sole
41. Dolce o salato
42. Festa in discoteca o festa in casa privata
43. Cuore o cervello
44. Baciare o essere baciati
45. Piangere o fingere di stare bene
46. Mare o montagna
47. Harry potter o Twilight

Domande random:

48. 4 cose che ti disgustano
49. Miglior primo appuntamento
48. Cosa ti manca?
49. Cibo preferito
50. Luogo preferito
51. Hai una cotta per qualcuno?
52. Prima cosa che noti in una persona
53. Citazione preferita
54. Film preferito
55. Come ti senti in questo momento?
56. Canzone preferita
57. Cantante preferito
58. Rapporto con i tuoi genitori
59. Perché ti sei iscritto a Tumblr?
60. Ultimo libro letto
61. L'ultima volta che hai tenuto per mano qualcuno
62. Preferisci la musica a tutto volume o a un volume ragionevole?
63. Qualcosa della giornata di oggi che non ti è piaciuto?
64. L'ultima bigia che hai detto?
65. Peggior infortunio mai avuto
66. Animale preferito
67. Risparmi soldi o li spendi subito
68. La canzone che ti rende felice ogni volta che la ascolti
69. I tuoi 5 blog preferiti su Tumblr
70. Parola preferita
71. Sei determinata/o?
72. Credi che la vendetta sia necessaria?
73. Come definiresti il tuo carattere?
74. Serie TV preferita
75. Di una definizione di vita
76. Cosa pensi del razzismo?
77. Sei mai stato/a rifiutati/a?
78. Che posti vorresti visitare?
79. Paura dei rapporti?
80. Ti fidi facilmente?
82. Sei felice?
83. Un tuo sogno?
84. Cosa vorresti cambiare di te?
85. È difficile per te ammettere di aver sbagliato?
86. La cosa più strana che ti è successa?
87. L'arte che più ti piace
88. Sai disegnare?
89. La tua paura più grande?


90. In Te stesso?
91. Nei fantasmi?
82. Nei miracoli?
93. Negli alieni?
94. Nell'amore a distanza?

E infine, vorrei:

95. Il luogo che più ti piacerebbe visitare
96. La camera dei tuoi sogni
97. L'incontro con la star che vorresti
98. La cosa che vorresti comprare
99. Il messaggio che vorresti inviare

100. Questa domanda inventatela voi💜

Buongiorno ragazzi. Pronti per cominciare questa nuova avventura?”
Domandò l'insegnante di filosofia appena varcata la porta della terza C. Gli studenti sembrarono entustiasti di accogliere quella presenza in classe, dai loro occhi si scorgeva chiaramente curiosità mista a smarrimento: nuova disciplina, nuovo professore, insomma novità in arrivo. Quando l'uomo poggiò la sua valigetta per terra e si accomodò, intento ad iniziare con le presentazioni, diede uno sguardo panoramico a tutti, ed ecco che due occhi che brillavano in mezzo al resto della classe catturarono la sua attenzione.
Il ragazzo, sentendosi osservato, ne approfittò per lanciare al professore un'occhiata che emanava una fastidiosa aria di sufficienza.
“Di’ un po’ ragazzo, nottataccia?” L'insegnante interruppe quel silenzio che stava diventando sempre più imbarazzante.
“No, professore, sempre bei sogni io, visto che non mi faccio inutili seghe mentali.”
“Ho capito. Tu mi stavi guardando in quel modo perché volevi la parola, ebbene, io te l'ho data: adesso parla. Le seghe mentali della filosofia ti sembrano inutili?”
“Oh, decisamente!”
“E l'inutilità è una cosa brutta?”
“Tutto ciò che non può assicurarti risposte certe è inutile, le risposte incerte sono brutte, i dubbi sono brutti.”
Il professore non sembrò minimamente turbato da quelle frasucole impertinenti. Dopo averle ascoltate con attenzione, estrasse una caramella dal taschino della giacca, la strinse in una mano, poi mise le mani dietro la schiena, in modo da non mostrarle al resto della classe.
“Avvicinati…” fece al ragazzo. Il giovane si alzò in piedi un po’ titubante, e obbedì al comando. Il professore tolse le mani dalla schiena e gliele mostrò in forma di due pugni chiusi.
“Adesso dimmi dove ho nascosto la caramella.”
“Ma perché dovrei?”
“Fallo e basta.”
Il ragazzo si fermò un attimo a pensare.
“Qui?” Domandò, indicando il pugno destro.
Il professore aprì la mano: non c'era niente.
“Vuoi riprovare?”
Il professore mescolò nuovamente la caramella dietro la schiena, e gli porse i pugni.
“Qui?” Chiese, indicando ancora una volta il pugno destro.
Il professore aprì la mano: niente.
“Professore, lei sta imbrogliando! Apra anche l'altra mano!”
L'insegnante la aprì e, con grande sorpresa dell'intera classe, si scoprì che il giovane aveva ragione! La caramella non si trovava neanche nell'altro palmo!
Il ragazzo, soddisfatto, tornò al suo posto.
“Sei soddisfatto, vero?” Chiese il professore.
“Beh, figliolo, si vede, si vede! Eppure non hai trovato niente, non hai indovinato dov'era la caramella.”
“Sì, ma ho indovinato l'imbroglio.”
“E come avresti potuto indovinare l'imbroglio se non ci fosse stato un imbroglione?”
“Cosa sta cercando di dirmi?“ Il ragazzo parve disorientato.
“Ascoltami bene” continuò l'uomo “tu hai appena capito il senso della vita.”
“Ah sì? E dove risiederebbe? Nel palmo della sua mano?” Rise, mentre nella classe i borbottii generali si facevano sempre più insistenti.
“No, mio caro, il senso della vita risiede nell'atto dell'interpretazione, e non nel risultato certo e sicuro dell'interpretazione. Le poesie, per esempio, credi che siano state parafrasate tutte alla perfezione dai letterati successivi? Certamente no! Eppure sfido chiunque a dire che non si è divertito provando a parafrasarle! La vita, la vita… Capisci? La vita è un mistero, ciò che sta oltre la vita è un mistero, ma la struttura del mondo è nata con questo mistero intrinseco perché qualcuno provasse ad interpretarlo! Le risposte certe non esistono perché possa esistere la filosofia! E la filosofia esiste perché possano non esistere risposte certe!”
Il ragazzo si guardò intorno, al limite dello stordimento. Fissò il professore ed esclamò in tono adirato: “professore, lei è un fottutissimo megalomane!” Il professore sferzò un pugno sulla cattedra, corse verso l'alunno, e gli afferrò un braccio con violenza. 
“Complimenti ragazzo” disse, mostrandogli il palmo di una mano “hai appena trovato la caramella!” Sorrise.

anonymous asked:

top 5 tsukishima kei moments

Hey anon, thanks for sending this in! It’s so hard to pick just 5 because I love Tsukki SO MUCH, but here you go. (I apologize for the fact that most of these are from season 3 LMAO). Except for the very first one, the rest are in no particular order.

Top 5 Tsukishima Kei moments:

1. When he blocked Ushijima’s spike to land Karasuno the set: Do I even need to explain why? I mean, look.

Originally posted by haikyuuobsessor

2. This scene from the manga (not gonna give spoilers by saying where this is from; you can message me if you wanna know):

3. When he narrowly missed a high five from Hinata: This diss, OMG

Originally posted by amirn

4. Whenever Yamaguchi serves: Tsukishima “Supportive Bestie” Kei. Have you guys noticed that he literally doesn’t say that for anyone else?

Originally posted by volleygifs

Originally posted by doctorwhodunit

5. When he was in agony because he had to leave the game during the final set: Mr. “I Act Like I Don’t Give A Damn But I Do”

Originally posted by sonokatas

and his frustrated expressions in general

Originally posted by sportsanimedaily

I lied this is going to be a top 10 list because 5 isn’t enough sorrz

6. Baby Tsukki at Akiteru’s game!

Originally posted by mugiwaranoace

7. When he riled up Shirabu and Tendou:

Originally posted by tsukkilatte

Originally posted by volleygifs

8. That moment when Kageyama was getting slammed by ex-teammates from Kitagawa Daiichi: He really is protective of his team, no matter what he says.

Originally posted by manganimae

9. When he becomes a decoy by pretending to go for a broad hit: He tries so freakin’ hard and makes the audience forget that there was a time when he didn’t

Originally posted by volleygifs

Originally posted by volleygifs

10. When he’s surprised by Kags’ willingness to coordinate

Originally posted by oikawaismyhusbando

Honestly, though, I love every moment this boy is on the screen; he deserves so much love and admiration. This just turned into a Tsukishima Kei appreciation post OMG I should throw myself out like the piece of trash I am.

Thanks for sending this in!

Edit: I noticed the numbering was off so PLEASE REBLOG THE RIGHT VERSION I’M SO SORRYYY

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Kiwi, being a wild sylvari, generaly behaves more like an animal than a human so naturally he starts eating whatever looks even remotely edible. But somehow he’s smart enough to know that he doesn’t want Ita’s shrooms. Self-preservation maybe?

Lams Fic Rec: Fluff

props to all the authors who provide this stuff. they’re the real heros. i’m just here to read all of it. feel free to recommend anything that you think deserves to be on this list. fics aren’t in any particular order.

laurens, i like you a lot, word count 5176, rated explicit

its got a teensy-weensy tiny bit of plot but I thought it was a really cute premise and it got sexy at the end (fake dating au? sort of)

Bold Strokes, word count 1777, rated teen

this!!! Im crying!! Alex thinks john is mad at him but really john just drew alex a bunch of times and feels guilty about it!!! My babies are too much!!

conifer, word count 1748, rated teen

historical lams, this one was so cute!! The emotions were very raw and you could tell how much they cared for each other (warning: gore for bandaging a wound)

And Now, word count 1578, rated teen

very sweet historical lams, complete with a john that needs reassurance and a love confession

visit philadelphia, word count 3575, rated general

wasn’t sure exactly where to categorize this. Historical lams, honestly the dialogue and just alex in general are golden in this one

sharing body heat in the passenger seat, word count 1626, rated teen

this one is very cute and popular! I wish it was longer!!

Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, word count 607, rated general

I love this so much!! Its so cute and fluffy and it’s way too short (aka misunderstandings are my weakness)

take me home, word count 4492, rated teen

this one’s really cute, historical but I’m pretty sure its musical!verse, because a lot of the dialogue is modern. Anyway alex and john are in love and im in love with them being in love

The French Mistake, word count 3043, rated mature

a classic. Washington walks in on alex and john making out so they convince him that it is a customary French greeting, hilarity ensues. Includes Washington/lafayette



I’ve had some people ask me for psds I used, but since I almost never save them, I made a bunch of psds to show how I color my scenes. I think you can use most of these on different scenes, if you adjust them accordingly.

please like or reblog this post, then send me an ask off anon asking for the psd you want (example: hey! i liked/reblogged your post and I would like the link for the amaya psd).

Under the cut you’ll find more info about the psds and how to adjust them! 

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ranking “german accents”/”the german language spoken” by hollywood actors (who are or are not german)

1. michael fassbender in x-men first class and the others
can he have an uuuuhhhhh no mercy in this ranking because he was born in germany, i will not accept “but he was raised in ireland” as an excuse, seldom have i heard a name as german as Michael Fassbender. but his german speaking was pretty good, i gotta say (in that Bl*t und E*re scene where he kills the old naz*s) 

2. christoph waltz in anything hes ever been in
is An Austrian adn should not have been counted

3. the dude who played nightcrawler in xmen apocalypse
10/10 a very flamboyant portrayal of the german akzent, loved it, had a great time

4. daniel brühl as zemo in civil war?
i watched that one in german, actually, and all characters had a very believable german speakings. but i jus watched an english scene and i guess…..i guess daniel brühl is An Actual German who can and does Speak German from time to time

5. alicia vikander cast as german british spy in codename uncle, who is actually swedish
???? there was barely an accent there or did i not witness the Whole, also as a swede, whomsts language is somewhat similar to german,,,, well,,, the complete german sentences in all german were very uuhhhhhh not fooling mine auditory canals

6. kinski

7. michael bully herbig in that one asterix movie
he didnt talk but i suppose his accent woulda been authentic

8. jennifer lawrence in xmen apocalypse as far as i recall she had a few german lines

9. the rest of the cast that wasnt german in codename uncle
i have 0 idea what they said because they were mushing their words, i guess, trying to sound authentic…. but next to the real crisp german speakings of the actual germans, well, what can i say, mmmmmm….. Subtitles On, my friends

10. michi fassbender in inglorious basterds
the most ethnic man gets another mention and he does a good german accent and does speak german well in that film. you can hear that his “ch” and some of the “e” and lots of “r” arent Natural but theyre pretty good but alas, hes an uuuuhhhhh double passport guy, a languagetaur so to speak. does get called out on his accent tho. 

11. me in a film my class once did
high authenticity, even went as far as to include a slight dialecticity even, of sorts, very good, probably the best german accent done on film. maybe not hollywood but close  

12. til schweiger in inglorious basterds
not convincing, very nasal 

13. Diane Heidkrüger (Diane Kruger) also in inglorious b but also in general
is it just me or is her accent sometimes weirdly off, idk my guys

14. sandra bullock starring as Herself in Real life
girl that girl sure speaks german! almost accent free

15. i heard kate winslet does a german accent in Der Vorleser but i didnt watch that movie but she won an oscar so i trust that her accent was spot on

16. elliot in that one episode of scrubs
an american: ahaha let me do a german accent
an american: *angry shouting*
me: (: 



I recommend this game to everyone who loves Visual Novels and Horror. It has a great story, so many choices and lovable characters except Rebecca

(I haven’t even gotten to the True Ending yet – so far I was too busy with trying all the different options. I was so shocked by some)

I’m off work and bored today so have a somewhat updated blog / analysis masterpost:


Is Yugi a passive character?
Yugi and Atem: the significance of narrative approach
Earning titles: what it means to be “King of Games”
Yugi’s transformation into Yami explained
An examination of Yugi’s fears
Post-canon Peachshipping silliness

Yami Yugi / Atem:

Character analysis
Further character study, strengths, weaknesses, etc.
Are Yami Yugi and Atem the same person?
What love means to him
Memories in mundane moments
A word on penalty games and duelist kingdom
An explanation of Kaiba’s “shattered heart” penalty game
What dreaming is like for him

Seto Kaiba:

Character analysis and a case for compassion
His view of Toon World / what Duel Monsters means to him
Old age / confrontation of death
A word on the infamous dub “Balcony Scene”
Examining his relationship with Pegasus
On his psychological conditioning, early episode Kaiba
His relationship with Mokuba explored
Parenting headcanons
Prideshipping in DSOD
Pegasus and Seto’s paralells and relationship in DSOD
How he reacts to slutshaming
An appeal for Seto, why he is the way he is
Pegasus and Seto dig up demons
General feelings and shipping headcanons
How Seto’s childhood shaped his character
Is Seto capable of falling in love?
Is Seto actually good with kids?
A traumatic memory / scene insert
The creation of Kaibaman
Is Kaiba a flat character?
Does Kaiba forgive Pegasus?
Why doesn’t Kaiba attack Pegasus as a mirror knight first?

Mokuba Kaiba:

General feelings and observations
Character study
Christmas headcanon
Wardrobe change headcanon
Does fanon portray Mokuba as excessively childish?

Noa Kaiba:

Emotional Development
Noa’s flaws and character depth
Losing his mother, a headcanon

Joey Wheeler:

General feelings and shipping headcanons
Character analysis: why Joey became a bully
Is he a father-figure to Serenity?
Joey Wheeler and depression
Joey Wheeler and depression continued
A Polarshipping observation
A post-canon Polarshipping theory
What did you think of Joey’s portrayal in the anime?

Serenity Wheeler:

General feelings and headcanons
Musings on Pegasus: grievances and gratitude
Does fanon make Serenity too childish?
Softshipping headcanons
Her significance as a minor character and foil
Her shenanigans with Mokuba

Ryou Bakura:

Significance of “Change of Heart”
Taking back his autonomy: life after the spirit
Pegasus and Ryou musings
Ryou’s significance in the series
Protectshipping thoughts
Is Ryou overrated?
Dreams and nightmares explored

Amane Bakura:

A profile, including general feelings and headcanons
Amane and Malik fanfic request


His dynamic with Ryou
More on Protectshipping


General feelings
Her significance in the series


General feelings and headcanons
His importance in the series


Is Mai materialistic? An examination of motive
Polarshipping headcanon: baby name woes
Her relationship with Serenity


General headcanons
On reading and its significance to her
What would her penalty games be like?
Trustshipping headcanon


General feelings and headcanons
Post-series headcanons
On reading and its significance to him


On reading and its significance to him
Family headcanon
Is he a cat or dog person?


An observation: why he’s dealt defeat
Character study
Significance of insects in his life and deck


General headcanons part one
General headcanons part two
A day in his life
Sexuality and shipping, general
Is he an alcoholic?
Type a or type b?
Manifestation of trauma (early days)
Confronting false hopes, finding closure
Symbolism in the series: what his character teaches viewers
Further symbolism: clothing choices
His knowledge of Ancient Egyptian history
Post-canon theory: forming relationships and finding love
If he had a daughter, post-canon
How he approaches fans (with examples)
How he shows love and support
What family means / is to him
Deck analysis part one
Deck analysis part two
Would Cecelia have forgiven him if he won the tournament?
Would he have lived longer if Cecelia had?
Toonshipping: who they are and how they came together part 1
Toonshipping: who they are and how they came together part 2
An apology to Yugi
Is he afraid of dying?
An outline of his will
What does he smell like?
What does his room look like?
What does his soul room look like?
What are his political views, in your mind?
How Pegasus sees Shadi and what he learned from his experience

Croquet and Kemo:

Post-Duelist Kingdom theories


General feelings and his relationship with Pegasus
An observation of his character and motives


Tragic lover comparisons: why Pegasus isn’t his equal

Collective and General Analysis:

Strong female characters in Yugioh
The “friendship divide” between Yugi and co
Further “balcony scene” analysis
My favorite friendships in Yugioh
My thoughts on Battle City arc
My thoughts on DOMA arc
The significance of Pegasus’s “wrap up speech”