*dances into the room banging cymbals* STAR WARS/BROOKLYN NINE NINE AU featuring our a motley group of NRLED (New Republic Law Enforcement Department) officers: detectives Leia Organa and Han Solo, partners in not-crime and engaged in a longstanding Bet to see who gets most arrests; Detective Luke Skywalker, best friend of Detective Solo, twin brother of Detective Organa, and resident Jedi (also a little bit in love with Detective Jade); Detective Mara Jade, scary, angry, and the most loyal goddamn friend around - probably carries an axe - has killed many men, no one knows for sure but they think she might have used to be a sith assassin (the leather is intimidating okay); Detectives Wes Janson and Wedge Antilles are mostly useless because they’re always goofing off, but they make good coffee; the Sergeant is Chewie, able to lift people bodily and haul them out of windows but in reality is everyone’s grandma; and Captain (General?) Carlist Rieekan as wearied leader of the rag tag band. Artoo and Threepio combined are somehow his personal assistant. Special guest star appearances by Dr Mon Mothma the classical Chandrilain Literature professor and Detective Lando “blotter dynamite” Calrissian. *retreats from the room still banging cymbals*
Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer. I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they’ve activated the energy shield. That’s a good story.
Well, Your Worship, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer. I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we’ve activated the energy shield.