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Can’t Get Enough: Alfie Solomons One Shot (requested)

yooo i got dad!alfie stuck in my head rn and i’m in a dirtyyyy mood and i was thinkinggg that apparently when your pregnant you can get super horny so i was thinking maybe you could write a lil something bout that😁😉😉😉😘 love ya lots -k


Warnings: mature, sexual content, pregnancy sex if you’re squeamish

Alfie awoke to a cold nose pressed into the side of his neck, and a heavy, panted breathing upon his ear.  

“Hhhmm, that ya love?  Is it cuddle time again?”  

He peeked one eye open to find Alyona’s still tightly closed in slumber.   He felt a moment of concern when he saw the tired paleness of her face, even though she had retired early the previous evening.   Thankfully the nausea had passed quickly enough, but an overwhelming tiredness seemed to prevail.   The pregnancy was really kicking her ass it seemed.   Not wanting to disturb the rest she sorely needed, he calmed the dog down and as quietly as he could, left the bedroom.

He spoke in earnest to their rescue dog Bootlegger as they descended he stairs.

“Now Boots, we don’t want to disturb yer mom, yeah right?  Cause she’s a fuckin bear these days.”   He patted the dog’s head gently.   “Yeah, see you’re a cute lil fuck, she’ll forgive you and it will be my ass on the line and I don’t think we got any of that creamed ice stuff that she fancies.”

The dog sat on his hunches, head tilted to the side, ears picked up at the words “creamed ice.”  

“Oi, I sees ya know that word now, eh.”  The dog’s tail thumped on the floor.  “Betrayed yer own mom ya have.  Though I’ll not be the one telling her ‘bout it, for damn sure. Alright, let’s go then.”

The two exited the house for an early morning walk, while upstairs Alyona stirred slightly at the closing of the door.  She lay still a few moments, testing to see if there would be any nausea this morning.  After a few moments, she had to admit she actually felt quite fine.  Her palm rested on her abdomen, though she knew it was too early at 12 weeks to likely feel any movement.   She thought she might have felt a flutter once, but Alfie ruined the moment in saying it was likely just gas from all the creamed ice she had been eating.   The stuff was delicious, and it soothed a throat sore from vomiting several times per day.   The only thing she noted was this lingering tiredness.  She could sleep 12 hours and still wake up feeling as though her limbs dragged behind her.  Then suddenly she would have energy for a few hours, only to find herself asleep at the dinner table.   Alfie watching her with an amused smile on his face, and the dog curled at her feet.   She rolled over to Alfie’s side where it was still warm, and pressed her face to the pillow inhaling his scent. She’d wait in bed to see if he also returned.

She must have fallen asleep again because she was stirred awake by a whiskered nuzzle upon her neck and an arm wrapped around her middle, holding her gently.   Her neck arched to give his mouth better access. His hands slid up her body to fondle her breasts that were already feeling fuller.  He moaned his appreciation in her ear, pressing his pelvis against her backside.  She felt the hardness there and smiled, pushing back against him.

“Ya feeling better today love, yeah?”

She murmured and sighed, as his hands continued their play upon her breasts, lifting beneath her night gown to toy with the hard nipples.  Alyona gasped out loud and gripped his hands closer.

“Ah hell love, ya are feeling a lot better now, ain’t ya.”

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anonymous asked:

hey, i absolutely love your kurodais!! i was wondering, do you have any kurodai headcanons you wanna share?

thank you!!<33

and oh oh oh OH OH OOOOOOH

I guess they kind of vary from au to au, but general ones mMMM I might have some:”D

• it all starts when kuroo decides daichi is fun to tease, because god, his reactions are so fun to watch;

• kuroo kind of had this little crush on sawamura during high school but it wasn’t too HARD, really, because they have been barely seeing each other and like that it’s slightly easier to forget;

• when they end up in the same college in tokyo it all comes back full force, but not right away, after some…teasing done from kuroo’s side;

• suddenly teasing is not as purely fun anymore and it kind of hurts his chest and his eyes linger on daichi just a little bit longer than necessary;

• they also end up as roommates (rip in pieces kuroo);

• daichi finds kuroo kind of…a bit annoying, for quite some time. It’s hard to forget school days and their rivalry, it’s hard to remember kuroo can be serious when he’s all *seemingly* fun and jokes;

• KUROO IS PINING FOR SO LONG. SO LONG because he thinks it’s totally unrequited, because he thinks daisuga is a thing;

• daichi realizes much later that kuroo is actually a nice person and it all starts to go downhill from there;

• ~it hit him like a ton of bricks…~

• it’s not like they both are desperate for each other, it’s not like they both don’t want to ruin their *formed at this point* friendship;

• kuroo is really a one-person type despite the common belief;

• it probably takes them a few years of desperate pining (longer for kuroo tho) to figure shit out;

• and even to that they have to tell suga a thank you;

• meanwhile suga is laughing at the distance because his friends are fucking idiots;

• daichi is just. super dense. 

• kuroo likes to think of himself as perceptive one, but really, he’s just as oblivious because he has this *how can sawamura possibly fall for me* kind of attitude which stops him from actually SEEING daichi actually falling for him and misinterpreting all signs as daichi just. being a decent human being;

• there is a moment with trust falls as a bet or something, at the beginning of their college years, and daichi doesn’t want to fall in kuroo’s arms because he thinks kuroo will joke on him and not catch him. guess how much it breaks kuroo’s heart :”));

• because kuroo is all tease and jokes but never the jokes that actually hurt someone; 

• *wiggles eyebrows* kuroo is a power bottom;

• daichi is actually more smooth than kuroo is, despite another common belief;

• kuroo CAN flirt well jokingly and lighthearted, but not when he actually has feelings for someone;

• god is kuroo weak for daichi’s arms and thighs and just DAICHI in general;

• i really dont know how will their first kiss happen because there ArE SO MANY WONDERFUL POSSIBILITIES AND I CANT JUST. CHOOSE ONE?? IM SORRY, it probably kuroo who finally gives up and then thinks he FUCKED UP S O BA D;

• basically with kurodai give me 50% unrequited pining, 35% of some angst thrown around, and 15% of actual love happening and i’ll be sold.. I live for rivals-to friends-to lovers kind of development, SLOW KIND OF DEVELOPMENT; 

kuroo is my fav he must suffer before he’s finally happy;

• suga is still laughing at the distance.