So let’s say I had an audition today for a Shoe Company that Shall not be Named. For a commercial. And let’s say I got the gig only to be told that I have to fit into a size 7 shoe because it’s been specifically made by the ad agency for the commercial. And let’s say that I wear a size 9. And then let’s say that I said ‘of course I can.’

…The life of an actor.

Anybody know how to shrink feet by next Tuesday?

My latest obsession Genderswap!Glee: Here’s my fanart. Done with digital ink :)


Rachel Barbra Berry→ Richard Bernard Berry

  • Has two moms (Hedya and Leann Berry) and grew up with a theatre background. 
  • Is Jewish, and also a vegan.
  • Auditioned for glee club with “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” from Les Mis. 
  • Dated Fiona Hudson, then dated Josie St. James. 
  • His biological father is Sheldon Corcoran. 
  • Was egged by Vocal Adrenaline and Josie. 
  • Got back together with Fiona after singing a touching version of Journey’s Faithfully at Sectionals. 
  • Made out with Noelle Puckerman (a fellow Jew) to make Fiona jealous. 
  • Got back together with Fiona after an inappropriately-timed kiss at Nationals.
  • Plans to go to NYADA with his best friend, Kit Hummel. 

Artie Abrams→ Arlene Abrams

  • Got into a car accident when she was little, and is now paralyzed from the waist down. 
  • Is both very book smart and street smart. 
  • Was the reason behind the glee club having to have a bake sale to raise money for handicapable buses to Sectionals. 
  • Dated Tim Cohen-Chang, but got on his bad side after taking her feminist nature to almost an offensive level. 
  • Was then cheated on by Tim over the summer (with Mikaela Chang, go figure). 
  • Is now actually very good friends with Mikaela. 
  • Often has fantasies of herself dancing. 
  • Began dating Brett Pierce at the start of her sophomore year. 
  • Joined the Hannah Montana experience with Samantha Evans, Noelle Puckerman, and Mikaela Chang. 
  • Was once again cheated on, this time by Brett with his “best friend” Santiago Lopez, and called him stupid for being manipulated like that. 
  • Wanted to go to prom with Brett, but he still turned her down. 
  • Teamed up with Noelle Puckerman to spike the punch at prom, and ended up putting lemonade in it instead of alcohol. 
  • Directed McKinley’s production of West Side Story, and realized that she wants to become a director. 

Jesse St. James→ Josie St. James

  • Is a highly pretentious theatre kid. 
  • Went to Carmel High and was the star performer in their glee club, Vocal Adrenaline. 
  • Does impromptu performances for the homeless, because it’s important to give back. 
  • Dated Richard Berry. (and I like to think she used to call him Richie.) 
  • Was triple-cast opposite him in their Run Joey Run music video. (with his exes Fiona Hudson and Noelle Puckerman.) 
  • Egged him with her glee club. 
  • Flunked out of college, then came back to Ohio as a “glee club consultant." 
  • Was Richard’s date to prom, then proceeded to have a catfight with Fiona Hudson there. 
  • Was appalled at Fiona and Richard’s kiss at Nationals.