genderbent!vriska

Inked - Part 2

January 1976 – Hogwarts, Gryffindor Dormitory

Remi bursts into the dormitory, bundled up in a scarf and hat and smiling breathlessly at Sirius.

Sirius: You’re not meant to be back for another two days.

Remi: I can’t believe Jamie went to Australia for Christmas, she’s going to be so tanned when she’s back.

Remi takes Sirius by the hand to pull her up, but is met by a yelp of pain.

Sirius extends her arm and Remi gently takes her hand in her own. She cannot keep the fury from her face.

Remi takes out her wand.

Healed, Sirius sighs in relief.

Remi frowns, taking her hand again.

FIN.

Part 1

How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just doing what comes naturally.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just following my destiny.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just doing what comes naturally.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? How 8ad can I possi8ly 8e?
Well there’s a principle of nature (principle of nature)
That almost every creature knows.
Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest)
And check it this is how it goes.
The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight and claw and 8ite and punch.
And the animal that doesn’t, well the animal that doesn’t winds up someone else’s lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)
I’m just sayin’.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just doing what comes naturally.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just following my destiny.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just doing what comes naturally
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? How 8ad can I possi8ly 8e?
There’s a principle in 8usiness (principle in 8usiness)
That every8ody knows is sound.
It says the people with the money (people with the money)
Make this ever-loving world go ‘round
So I’m 8iggering my company, I’m 8iggering my factory, I’m 8iggering my corpor8 sign.
Every8ody out there, take care of yours and me? I’ll take care. of. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. (shake that 8ottom line)
Let me hear you say ‘smogulous smoke’ (smogulous smoke)
Schloppity schlop (schloppity schlop)
Complain all you want, it’s never ever, ever, ever gonna stop.
Come on how 8ad can I possi8ly 8e?
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? I’m just 8uilding an economy.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? Just look at me pettin’ this puppy.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? A portion of proceeds goes to charity.
How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e? How 8ad can I possi8ly 8e? Let’s see.
(How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e?) All the customers are 8uying.
(How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e?) And the money’s multiplying.
(How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e?) And the PR people are lying.
(How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e?) And the lawyers are denying.
(How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e?) Who cares if a few trees are dying?
(How 8a-a-a-ad can I 8e?) This is all so gratifying.
How 8ad.
How 8ad can this possi8ly 8e!?

well the friendship was great while it lasted but

tfw youve missed the prime years of homestuck (i got into this shit in 2014) and youre desperately comissioning and making and putting together cosplays for conventions, and making fanart, and coming up with outrageous fan theories, and rereading old fanfiction, clinging desperately to the idea that “maybe this post will bring them back” and “maybe the upcoming game will spark something and we can all party like its 2012-2013” and “please come back for the love of gOD I WASNT HERE AND IM NOT DONE Y E T”

~Keith take my hand
‘Cause we are more than friends
I will follow you until the end
Keith take my hand
I cannot pretend
Why I never like your new boyfriends~
Yes they are the sweetest girlfriends and love each other madly thank you.

anonymous asked:

Who are your top 5 favourite characters (besides rose and Kanaya)

here ill just give my top 10

1.)rose  2.)kanaya  3.)jade  4.)roxy  5.)terezi  6.)vriska  7.)calliope  8.)aradia

9.) porrim(?)  10.)jasprose(?)

(ok idk about the last two but they at least get honorable mention)

i found this and please just read hussies comments on vriska because im almost in tears i cant believe ive never seen this before…. shes my FAVE and i will eat up literally any commentary made abt her 

When I was about to launch into the Hivebent arc, I thought one cool opportunity that presented was to introduce a very major character out of nowhere, who we had literally no foreknowledge of other than one shot of a strange looking horn cropped off panel. The entire profile of this character was always meant to be “someone who is in some way involved with practically everything", and the scorpio sign seemed suited to this. This aspect of her profile was conveyed up front in her introduction, and hammered repeatedly with almost every scene she’s been in. Hivebent was a good introduction to the ways in which she entangles herself nefariously with everything, and slowly but surely, this has been revealed to be the case in the main plotline. It was unclear before, and indeed unclear that this was even a question that needed to be answered, because she had not been introduced yet. And personally, I think there's something kind of exciting which that proposition injects into a story.

Before Hivebent, most of the trolls were portrayed as incompetent at trolling. And when the roster was expanded, the question was begged: are any of these trolls any good at trolling? So part of her profile was also to serve as the ultimate troll. Karkat was an effective troll insofar as he was loud and angry and obnoxious, but that’s about as far as it went. Vriska was designed to be a good troll in the purest sense of the word. She gets people legitimately riled up. Both in the story, and even more importantly, outside it. There is no other troll, or really even any other aspect of Homestuck, which generates more debate. This was intentional, and continues to be.