gender humour

  • Person I'm not out to: Hey! You have tumblr. What's your username? I'll follow you.
  • Me: *laughs nervously* umm... yeah about that... oh my god! *points behind them* is that me desperately trying to change the topic of conversation and failing drastically?!?
  • Person: *says something ignorant about gender or sexuality*
  • The urge to out myself by beginning a lecture, including handouts and a PowerPoint presentation, on all the reasons why they're wrong: you know you want to.