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Suicide Squad

Aries: Joker, Killer Croc

Taurus: Deadshot, Enchantress

Gemini: Harley Quinn, Joker

Cancer: El Diablo, Deadshot

Leo: Harley Quinn, Killer Croc

Virgo: Deadshot, Katana

Libra: Katana, Enchantress

Scorpio: El Diablo, Enchantress

Sagittarius: Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc

Capricorn: Katana, El Diablo

Aquarius: Joker, Captain Boomerang

Pisces: Enchantress, Harley Quinn

the signs as suicide squad members

aries: deadshot
harley quinn
leo: katana
killer croc
el diablo
captain boomerang
harley quinn

the signs as serial killers

aries: richard ramirez
taurus: jeffrey dahmer
gemini: albert fish
cancer: ted bundy
leo: ed gein
virgo: aileen wuornos
libra: john wayne gacy
scorpio: the zodiac killer
sagittarius: andrei chikatilo
capricorn: jack the ripper
aquarius: charles manson
pisces: gary ridgway

the signs as bands
  • Aries:Twenty One Pilots
  • Taurus:Slipknot
  • Gemini:Nickelback
  • Cancer:Green Day
  • Leo:My Chemical Romance
  • Virgo:The Killers
  • Libra:Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Scorpio:Blink 182
  • Sagittarius:Fall Out Boy
  • Capricorn:Nirvana
  • Aquarius:Panic! At The Disco
  • Pisces:Placebo
Signs as Serial Killers

(Full book currently being written by Obsidian Hoffman)

Aries - Violently Murders sex workers that they find both attractive and repulsed at their own attraction at the same time. You either fuck them before or after you killing, or possibly even both. You hate yourself for doing it, and you hate how weak you perceive yourself for giving in, so you project your own hatred onto them and you blame them and murder them. You are one dark and screwed up individual.

Taurus - You just like to murder pretty people and collect their body parts as trophies, you probably have a few skulls you just couldn’t bear to part with. You are pretty simple and straight forward about the way you go about killing them, not too overly cruel. Though you probably try to keep them alive long enough to satisfy your sensual desires.

Gemini - For you, murder is a game that satiates your curiosity. You probably kill all sorts of people out of curiosity for how different or similar their screams are. Leaving clever clues behind is more likely to be done by you.

Cancer - Even you don’t know when you’ll strike next, you probably even hate that you get these urges to just smother some people, and out of all the serial killers, you are the best at controlling your impulse. That is, until it just becomes too unbearable, and you just have to kill. When the impulse becomes too strong, you might just be having a lovely day or talk, until someone says something that upsets you, next thing you know, you’re bashing their brains in with their own toaster!

Leo - You’re going to love seeing your murders in the newspapers! You intentionally choose to kill in a shocking signature way, and probably in a noticeable way, because if you can’t go down in history in the Hollywood credits, you sure as hell can be one of the most notorious serial killers of your time.

Virgo - You are the most calculating and exacting killer of them all. You stalk your victim, you might even speak to them once, you anticipate, plan and get excited about your next kill. You are the best a destroying the evidence and hiding your guilt. You probably use top of the line medical instruments and dissect your bodies for the fun of it. 

Libra - Murder to you is like a work of art. You might even have the hardest time choosing what weapon to use, and you probably even switch it up a lot. You might get creative and just decorate the whole house with your victim’s maimed body, or just put them in a clever pose. 

Scorpio - You’re the kind of serial killer who would keep your prey alive for days at a time just so you can torture them and learn how to play them like an instrument, for their helpless screams will be like music to your ears. You might even nurture them at times and seem really sweet, manipulating them into a false sense of trust, until you begin the slow and steady torture again. The way they cower under your unwavering power is quite satisfying.

Sagittarius - No one will ever suspect you, charming, good looking, even friendly. The unsuspecting victim that gets into your car or goes home with you that night will even consider you a friend, until you’re on top of them with your hand around their throats. You probably end up killing the most frequently, and depending on how lucky you are and how long it takes you to get caught, you are in the running for having the highest body count, but only if you don’t get caught.

Capricorn - You probably don’t even know that you’re a psycho path, at least not until you get your first taste of blood and helpless screams. You might have suspected it, but only in passing thought. But one day you’ll have a major lack of impulse control and just kill someone for the sheer fact that they are in your way from making it to the top, so you just murder them out of a passionate rage. You get away with the first one after a few weeks of paranoia, and you just can’t stop at one. Your first few victims are sloppy, but you get much better as you go along, perfecting your style and experimenting with your likes and dislikes.

Aquarius - You get off on killing people you feel don’t deserve to populate this planet, it’s what helps you justify your actions. You choose to pick on the ignorant, the scum, people you feel like won’t be missed at all, its also probably the reason you don’t really get caught, as long as you’re good at hiding the bodies. No one really ever notices your victims are missing until much later after they’ve been dead and buried a long time. 

Pisces - You are pretty aloof and all over the place with your killing methods, you are probably the hardest to pin down or figure out any patterns, since you are so random. You always change up your area, types of victims, and even the weapon. You never stop moving, and you don’t get caught easily due to your unexpected nature and your intuition, and you are probaby one of the worst at destroying evidence. You leave a trail, but it doesn’t seem to ever point in any direction in particular, at least not until it finally catches up with you. But you’re the most likely to have been victimized growing up, like you probably wouldn’t be so sick and twisted if you might have been raised differently.

The Signs as Pop-Punk Songs

Aries: This is Gospel - Panic! at the Disco

Taurus: 1985 - Bowling For Soup

Gemini: What’s My Age Again - Blink 182

Cancer: With Me - Sum 41

Leo: Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! at the Disco

Virgo: Dear Maria, Count Me In - All Time Low

Libra: The Middle - Jimmy Eat The World 

Scorpio: She’s a Rebel - Green Day

Sagittarius: Independence Day - 5 Seconds Of Summer

Capricorn: Mr. Brightside - The Killers

Aquarius: Something’s Gotta Give - All Time Low

Pisces: Sugar We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy



Aries: Deadshot

Taurus: Killer Croc

Gemini: Captain Boomerang

Cancer: El Diablo

Leo: Enchantress

Originally posted by gif87a-com

Virgo: Amanda Waller

Libra: Rick Flag

Scorpio: Katana

Sagittarius: Harley Quinn

Capricorn: Batman

Aquarius: The Joker

Pisces: June Moone

Originally posted by i-fuckworldus

the signs as similes

Aries : frighteningly beautiful, like the waves as they crash
Taurus : as confusing as a puzzle, but like a diamond when solved
Gemini : as addicting as your worst obsession
Cancer : comforting, like your parents living room
Libra : adventurous, like the first step in a new direction
Virgo : as heartfelt as the lyrics to your favorite song
Leo : proud, like your first earned paycheck
Scorpio : as breathtaking as your first kiss
Sagittarius : uncontrollable, like the ending of a frustrating book
Capricorn : spontaneous, like the drives you take at 3 am
Aquarius : as new and exciting as a new opportunity
Pisces : loving, like a birthday card from your best friend

The Signs as Murder Weapons

Aries: Gasoline & matches
Taurus: Chef’s knife
Gemini: Machete 
Cancer: Cyanide in tea
Leo: Credit card knife
Virgo: Bow and arrow
Libra: Dropping coins from a sky scraper
Scorpio: 2″ thick rope
Sagittarius: Bat with nails and barbed wire
Capricorn: Sniper rifle with a silencer
Aquarius: Sulfuric acid
Pisces: Pillowcase full of soda cans

The Signs As Characters From “Suicide Squad”

Aries: The Joker

Originally posted by coffee-inan-iv

Taurus: Deadshot

Originally posted by qothams

Gemini: Rick Flag

Originally posted by agents-of-imagines

Cancer: Captain Boomerang

Originally posted by onemoretallymark

Leo: Harley Quinn

Originally posted by pir-ado

Virgo: El Diablo

Originally posted by stars-come-0ut

Libra: Katana

Originally posted by dibot

Scorpio: Enchantress

Originally posted by estreella-do-maar

Sagittarius: Batman

Capricorn: Amanda Waller

Originally posted by theleagueofjustice

Aquarius: Slipknot

Originally posted by chatosantanah

Pisces: Killer Croc

Originally posted by warnerbrosuk

the signs as lyrics from Mr. Brightside
  • I'm coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine:Aries, Gemini
  • Gotta be damned, because I want it all:Scorpio, Taurus
  • It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this:Libra, Leo
  • Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling a cab:Cancer, Sagittarius
  • While he's having a smoke, and she's taking a drag:Capricorn, Aquarius
  • Now they're going to bed, and my stomach is sick:Pisces, Virgo
The Signs as Suicide Squad Characters

Aries: Deadshot

Taurus: That big fluffy panda with a gun

Gemini: Enchantress

Cancer: El diablo

Leo: Slipknot

Virgo: Katana

Libra: Batman

Scorpio: Killer Croc

Sagittarius: Rick Flag

Capricorn: Captain Boomerang

Aquarius: Joker

Pisces: Harley Quinn

The signs as famous serial killers

Aries: The Zodiac Killer
Taurus: The Zodiac Killer
Gemini: The Zodiac Killer
Cancer: The Zodiac Killer
Leo:The Zodiac Killer
Virgo:The Zodiac Killer
Libra: The Zodiac Killer
Scorpio:The Zodiac Killer
Sagittarius:The Zodiac Killer
Capricorn:The Zodiac Killer
Aquarius:The Zodiac Killer
Pisces:The Zodiac Killer

The signs as horror movie killers

Aries- The Miner (My Bloody Valentine)

Taurus- Ghostface (Scream)

Gemini- Jason Vorhees

Cancer- The Stranger (When a stranger calls)

Leo- Leprechaun

Virgo- Jeeper’s Creepers

Libra- Michael Myers

Scorpio- Candy man

Sagittarius- Jigsaw

Capricorn- Leatherface

Aquarius- Chucky

Pisces- Freddy Krueger