aries: richard ramirez taurus: jeffrey dahmer gemini: albert fish cancer: ted bundy leo: ed gein virgo: aileen wuornos libra: john wayne gacy scorpio: the zodiac killer sagittarius: andrei chikatilo capricorn: jack the ripper aquarius: charles manson pisces: gary ridgway
(Full book currently being written by Obsidian Hoffman)
Aries - Violently Murders sex workers that they find both attractive and repulsed at their own attraction at the same time. You either fuck them before or after you killing, or possibly even both. You hate yourself for doing it, and you hate how weak you perceive yourself for giving in, so you project your own hatred onto them and you blame them and murder them. You are one dark and screwed up individual.
Taurus - You just like to murder pretty people and collect their body parts as trophies, you probably have a few skulls you just couldn’t bear to part with. You are pretty simple and straight forward about the way you go about killing them, not too overly cruel. Though you probably try to keep them alive long enough to satisfy your sensual desires.
Gemini - For you, murder is a game that satiates your curiosity. You probably kill all sorts of people out of curiosity for how different or similar their screams are. Leaving clever clues behind is more likely to be done by you.
Cancer - Even you don’t know when you’ll strike next, you probably even hate that you get these urges to just smother some people, and out of all the serial killers, you are the best at controlling your impulse. That is, until it just becomes too unbearable, and you just have to kill. When the impulse becomes too strong, you might just be having a lovely day or talk, until someone says something that upsets you, next thing you know, you’re bashing their brains in with their own toaster!
Leo - You’re going to love seeing your murders in the newspapers! You intentionally choose to kill in a shocking signature way, and probably in a noticeable way, because if you can’t go down in history in the Hollywood credits, you sure as hell can be one of the most notorious serial killers of your time.
Virgo - You are the most calculating and exacting killer of them all. You stalk your victim, you might even speak to them once, you anticipate, plan and get excited about your next kill. You are the best a destroying the evidence and hiding your guilt. You probably use top of the line medical instruments and dissect your bodies for the fun of it.
Libra - Murder to you is like a work of art. You might even have the hardest time choosing what weapon to use, and you probably even switch it up a lot. You might get creative and just decorate the whole house with your victim’s maimed body, or just put them in a clever pose.
Scorpio - You’re the kind of serial killer who would keep your prey alive for days at a time just so you can torture them and learn how to play them like an instrument, for their helpless screams will be like music to your ears. You might even nurture them at times and seem really sweet, manipulating them into a false sense of trust, until you begin the slow and steady torture again. The way they cower under your unwavering power is quite satisfying.
Sagittarius - No one will ever suspect you, charming, good looking, even friendly. The unsuspecting victim that gets into your car or goes home with you that night will even consider you a friend, until you’re on top of them with your hand around their throats. You probably end up killing the most frequently, and depending on how lucky you are and how long it takes you to get caught, you are in the running for having the highest body count, but only if you don’t get caught.
Capricorn - You probably don’t even know that you’re a psycho path, at least not until you get your first taste of blood and helpless screams. You might have suspected it, but only in passing thought. But one day you’ll have a major lack of impulse control and just kill someone for the sheer fact that they are in your way from making it to the top, so you just murder them out of a passionate rage. You get away with the first one after a few weeks of paranoia, and you just can’t stop at one. Your first few victims are sloppy, but you get much better as you go along, perfecting your style and experimenting with your likes and dislikes.
Aquarius - You get off on killing people you feel don’t deserve to populate this planet, it’s what helps you justify your actions. You choose to pick on the ignorant, the scum, people you feel like won’t be missed at all, its also probably the reason you don’t really get caught, as long as you’re good at hiding the bodies. No one really ever notices your victims are missing until much later after they’ve been dead and buried a long time.
Pisces - You are pretty aloof and all over the place with your killing methods, you are probably the hardest to pin down or figure out any patterns, since you are so random. You always change up your area, types of victims, and even the weapon. You never stop moving, and you don’t get caught easily due to your unexpected nature and your intuition, and you are probaby one of the worst at destroying evidence. You leave a trail, but it doesn’t seem to ever point in any direction in particular, at least not until it finally catches up with you. But you’re the most likely to have been victimized growing up, like you probably wouldn’t be so sick and twisted if you might have been raised differently.
Aries : frighteningly beautiful, like the waves as they crash Taurus : as confusing as a puzzle, but like a diamond when solved Gemini : as addicting as your worst obsession Cancer : comforting, like your parents living room Libra : adventurous, like the first step in a new direction Virgo : as heartfelt as the lyrics to your favorite song Leo : proud, like your first earned paycheck Scorpio : as breathtaking as your first kiss Sagittarius : uncontrollable, like the ending of a frustrating book Capricorn : spontaneous, like the drives you take at 3 am Aquarius : as new and exciting as a new opportunity Pisces : loving, like a birthday card from your best friend
Aries: Gasoline & matches Taurus: Chef’s knife Gemini: Machete Cancer: Cyanide in tea Leo: Credit card knife Virgo: Bow and arrow Libra: Dropping coins from a sky scraper Scorpio: 2″ thick rope Sagittarius: Bat with nails and barbed wire Capricorn: Sniper rifle with a silencer Aquarius: Sulfuric acid Pisces: Pillowcase full of soda cans