gemini hate meme

the signs as iconic parts of harry's album

aries: “played with myself”

taurus: “can’t take her home to mother in a skirt that short”

gemini: duck sounds

cancer: introduction to only angel

leo: “LALALALALALALALALALALAL”

virgo: “she feels so gooOOOOD”

libra: “she’s a devil between the sheets”

scorpio: “tryin to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat”

sagittarius: “i’m havin your baby, it’s none of your business”

capricorn: “should we just search for romantic comedies on netflix and see what we find?”

aquarius: “i’ve got splinters in my knuckles, crawlin cross the floor”

pisces: “even my phone misses your call”

the signs as random shit kids have said in science class (part 1)
  • Aquarius: I don't see with eyes. I see with brows.
  • Pisces: That light bulb is a good boy. A good rainbow boy.
  • Aries: Ty...Ty? Did you bring your purple vibrator again?
  • Taurus: *repeatedly chants* I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
  • Gemini: Screw the science-ing; become a singer!
  • Cancer: Brendon Urie is a good dad dog.
  • Leo: My dad bought the sun for ten million dollars and he called it Sun.
  • Virgo: (to the teacher) I can't hear you. I can't hear fake news.
  • Libra: I love Jewish people! They make the best falafel.
  • Scorpio: Bill Nye: Teen Heartthrob and International Sex Symbol
  • Sagittarius: A supernova is NOT a suicide.
  • Capricorn: The fastest thing in the universe is you nutting. Zoom.
The signs from my point of view

Aries: Really sweet but super blunt when the occasion needs assertiveness they usually always seem to have a nice point to conversations and I like that a lot! 

Taurus: Honestly a really quirky to chilled out peep. They always seem grounded when it comes to things that aren’t off the rails. Tends to show a more upstate of expressions  with talking about certain things they’re fond of. 

Gemini: So wonderful to talk with when they’re in a positive mood!, they have so much to talk about and they’re very helpful if you have questions. Usually it just depends on if they’re in a good mood like any other person.  

Cancer: Very calm until something more thrilling happens. Like a change in weather *coughs* before a storm is about to happen, or when a friend tells a juicy thing about a person they’re interested in. Found switching emotions if its a bad day though. Sometimes just a good hug and food makes it a little better.  

Leo: A interested collected friend. They honestly confuse me sometimes because they tend to be closed off about personal stuff. I’ve never heard much about their own lives just about some stuff going on around but if caught off gaurd they’re a bit emotional and thats okay <3

Virgo: Usually found nick-picking over little things that seem off. If it isn’t right then dont do it or they’ll passive aggressively fix it. Super sweet and fancy like manners lowkey. I’ve seen most of my virgo friends dressed nicely to a point. Even on lazy days they still seem to have a better sense in dressing skills then I do.

Libra: Dorky af. Mostly into music a lot and fixing stuff. rather from projects or people, they enjoy learning new things and becoming immersed into it when its very interesting like a crush or a new video game/music artist. Laid back and relaxed 

Scorpio: Not really emotional on the outside, tends to be more on the inside though. Doesn’t flirt that much unless they really like the person even still its not too often at all. work orientated, committed to things they enjoy.   

Sagittarius: Big ol pal. Very chill to hang around!, if you’re looking for fun and exciting moments. they’re usually okay with chilling n stuff if the day has been well to them. Pretty emotional on the inside. 

Capricorn: puns and fun. really collected though!. Head steady and in it for the win. If you need help with getting something done, caps don’t mind dropping some info n such to help you!. very wonderful beings <3

Aquarius: the most favorite peeps i know personally. So quirky and different from others i’ve known, tends to adapt to situations easily if its not a tragic one. usually hides some emotions with humor, isn’t afraid to make a first move while flirting.  

Pisces: smol bean. petty af though. blames the other person when things dont go their own way. Loving until uninterested, can’t really focus on more than one thing at a time. Sweet and very adorable.  

The Signs as Lyrics from "All Star"

Aries: My worlds on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it and I never get bored

Taurus: Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Gemini: Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Cancer: Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Leo: All that glitters is gold

Virgo: I said yup, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself

Libra: So much to do, so much to see, so what’s wrong with taking the backstreets

Scorpio: You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

Sagittarius: Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas,I need to get myself away from this place

Capricorn: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

Aquarius: She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

Pisces: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

tastes i associate with the signs
  • aries: raspberry, spearmint, gingersnaps
  • taurus: coffee cake, ice cream sundaes, maple syrup
  • gemini: salt
  • cancer: hot cider, chicken noodle soup, cookie dough
  • leo: chardonnay, red velvet, honey
  • virgo: fortune cookies, tangerines, white chocolate
  • libra: snickerdoodles, salted caramel, salt water taffy
  • scorpio: pomegranate, ginger, lemonade
  • sagittarius: cinnamon, lemon-lime soda, s'mores
  • capricorn: red wine, dark chocolate, pumpkin muffins
  • aquarius: blue raspberry, cotton candy, bubble tea
  • pisces: candy necklaces, marshmallows, peanut butter
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Gemini Hate

tumblr preaches about treating everyone nicely and not judging people. Y'all act self-righteous as all hell and yet ive seen so many of those SAME EXACT PEOPLE jump onto the gemini hate meme not thinking for a moment that maybe this affects some people. no one is the same. some gemini’s may actually feel as though everyone really does hate them.

So about that gemini hate meme

What really infuriates me is the invisible double standard aspect of this situation. Let me use some general terms to convey what’s going on here:

A group representing approximately 1/12 of the population, therefore a stark minority, is being hated and mocked for a shared characteristic. They have no control over this trait, and even if they did it wouldn’t make it right to mock them for it. I’ve seen countless arguments that it’s done in satire or sarcasm or harmless teasing, but the reality is that no one gets to decide what’s hurtful except the person, or people, being hurt. This applies to any minority group. Thus, singling out a minority group and demoralizing every aspect of their personhood is objectively wrong. Astrology as a whole is applied to aspects both physical and mental, and by attacking someone for their birth sign, you are attacking their entire being. Whether or not an individual ascribes to the principles of astrology is irrelevant. It can still hurt. If you perpetuate this “meme”, you are perpetuating hate of a minority group.
Applied to any other mainstream minority group, this would be unacceptable. If a meme were to suggest that all individuals of an ethnic group were malodorous, or shallow, or cruel, it would be immediately seen as racist. I am not equating the trials faced by millions due to ethnic differences to this “gemini hate meme” in terms of severity, but the feelings created follow along the same lines. This hate meme is wrong and I cannot stand for it.