gemini spy

  • Probably just finished a well thought out theorem, got their nails done, looks incredibly cute: Virgo, libra, cancer, Gemini, Capricorn, Sagittarius
  • Probably just watched the Spy Kids movie for the fiftieth time, hasn't gone to class since my Chem was together, is wearing the same ironic t-shirt from last week: Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio
The signs as Team Fortress 2 characters
  • Aries: The Administrator
  • Taurus: Spy
  • Gemini: Scout
  • Cancer: Heavy Weapons Guy
  • Leo: Demoman
  • Virgo: Medic
  • Libra: Engineer
  • Scorpio: Soldier
  • Sagittarius: Miss Pauling
  • Capricorn: Sniper
  • Aquarius: Saxton Hale
  • Pisces: Pyro

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the signs as tf2 characters
  • aries: demoman (courageous, impulsive)
  • taurus: heavy (dependable, self-indulgent)
  • gemini: spy (witty, unpredictable)
  • cancer: soldier (spontaneous, protective)
  • leo: saxton hale (headstrong, egoistic)
  • virgo: medic (intelligent, fussy)
  • libra: the anouncer (just, detached)
  • scorpio: engineer (focused, resourceful)
  • sagittarius: scout (rebellious, over-confident)
  • capricorn: ms. pauling (work driven, practical)
  • aquarius: sniper (independent, distant)
  • pisces: pyro (soft-hearted, easygoing)
The Signs In Medieval Times (Totally 100% Historically Accurate)
  • Aries: On the front lines being a fearsome knight that everyone respects.
  • Taurus: The Royal Chef who is renown for their signature dish.
  • Gemini: The spy in the court who sells the Crowns secrets to enemies and never gets caught.
  • Cancer: The princess being sold to secure an alliance because she has good hips or some shit so she can be a good mother but she loves a stable hand back home however it could never be.
  • Leo: The King of the castle who is vain af.
  • Virgo: The Queen who keeps Leo in check and is feared by the people.
  • Libra: The princess from some foreign land who is super charming and beautiful and she's trying to get in with the prince but Virgos all like "no, bitch."
  • Scorpio: The assassin single-handedly wiping out the Monarchy to avenge a lover killed in war.
  • Sagittarius: The hunter in the wilds slaying beasts that attack the village folk and protect those who don't
  • Capricorn: The Librarian collecting and studying all recorded knowledge.
  • Aquarius: The inventor who leads the world into a renaissance.
  • Pisces: The expressive artist who is completely overlooked in their lifetime to become a legend in death.
KPop Songs for the Signs
  • Aries: BTS- Danger
  • Taurus: Super Junior- Spy
  • Gemini: Taemin- Pretty Boy ft. Kai
  • Cancer: SHINee- Sherlock
  • Leo: Lee Hi- 1,2,3,4
  • Virgo: SHINee- View
  • Libra: Miss A- Breathe
  • Scorpio: Girls' Generation- Mr. Mr.
  • Sagittarius: AOA- Short Hair
  • Capricorn: 2NE1- Falling in Love
  • Aquarius: EXO- Two Moons ft. Key
  • Pisces: GOT7- Just Right
the signs as battle of setauket things
  • Aries: caleb slapping ben's ass
  • Taurus: mary finding out abe is a spy
  • Gemini: simcoe screaming as it cuts to commercial break
  • Cancer: ensign baker walking in on abe and mary fighting
  • Leo: ben tackling caleb to the ground trying to protect him
  • Virgo: mary burning the farm
  • Libra: ben looking really good the whole episode
  • Scorpio: "i seem to remember your husband as a much quieter man."
  • Sagittarius: hewlett's disgusted face while looking through his telescope
  • Capricorn: anna jumping out of the boat
  • Aquarius: "i saw benjamin tallmadge all done up in blue and gold."
  • Pisces: selah's dramatic entrance/shooting the dejong tavern sign and kissing anna
The signs as 2015 films
  • Aries: Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Taurus: Jupiter Ascending
  • Gemini: Spy
  • Cancer: Pitch Perfect 2
  • Leo: Straight Outta Compton
  • Virgo: Ant Man
  • Libra: Inside Out
  • Scorpio: Jurassic World
  • Sagittarius: Scorch Trials
  • Capricorn: Tomorrowland
  • Aquarius: The Martian
  • Pisces: Cinderella
The signs as hostages in a bank robbery
  • ♈ Aries: Asks to go to the bathroom, on the way they headbutt their escort and knocks them out. Makes a beak for the exit, but ends up getting shot in a fight two other robbers
  • ♉ Taurus: Sits silently by the vending machine eating snacks, waiting for the perfect moment to sneak out the exit
  • ♊ Gemini: Is secretly spying on everybody else for the robbers, as not to get shot
  • ♋ Cancer: Consoling Pisces, trying to keep everybody’s spirits up
  • ♌ Leo: Thinks they’re John Mcclane or some shit and tries to take on all the hostages. get’s their ass handed to them and a bullet in their head
  • ♍ Virgo: Gets into an argument with one of the robbers
  • ♎ Libra: Distracts the robbers whilst Scorpio tears a hole in the bottom of the money bag
  • ♏ Scorpio: Vows they will get revenge against the robbers, (tears a hole in the bottom of the bag while they’re not looking so that the money falls out and onto the floor as they run from the police)
  • ♐ Sagittarius: Makes a break for it and escapes
  • ♑ Capricorn: Spends the entire time planning the perfect way to escape, but by the time they have figured it out it’s too late and the robbery is over
  • ♒ Aquarius: Calm and collected. Just waits for the entire thing to blow over (answers all the cops questions afterwards)
  • ♓ Pisces: Sits and cries, constantly cursing the robbers
The Signs as Female Nancy Drew Characters

Aries: Dagny Silva, SEA

Taurus: Miwako Shimizu, SAW

Gemini: Zoe Wolfe, SPY

Cancer: Bess Marvin

Leo: Brenda Carlton, ASH

Virgo: Emily Crandall, CLK

Libra: Jamila El-Dine, TMB

Scorpio: Deirdre Shannon, ASH

Sagittarius: Beatrice Hotchkiss, TRT

Capricorn: Ethel Bosinny, CUR

Aquarius: Helena Berg, VEN

Pisces: Abby Sideris, MHM

The Signs Being Spied On

Aries: takes them a while to notice the spy, but when they do, they go HAM.

Taurus: doesn’t notice, doesn’t care.

Gemini: nothing they do makes sense??? Impossible to tell if they are aware of the spy or not. They just do their normal thing.

Cancer: looks innocent and unaware, but they know when they’re being spied upon. Watch out.

Leo: loves the attention. Of course people would spy on them, they’re magnificent.

Virgo: the spy would get bored waiting for Virgo to do something interesting, and then they blink and Virgo is GONE.

Libra: the easiest to spy on tbh. But who is trying to get dirt on a Libra? 

Scorpio: impossible to spy on. One second the spy is *spying* and then SURPRISE they’re handcuffed to a table in an interrogation room DAMN. (Scorpio is the person Cancer calls to deal with their spy.)

Sagittarius: does things just to frustrate the spy. Runs through busy public spaces, drives like a maniac, talks in ~code~ etc, even when they’re not being spied upon…

Capricorn: takes them a bit to notice they’re being followed, but then every. single. thing. the Capricorn does is a passive-aggressive message to back off or else.

Aquarius: good luck finding one.

Pisces: is spying on everyone.

Signs as a favorite moment I had with that sign
  • Aries: unplugging the bouncy house on our little cousin
  • Taurus: walking back to your place late at night talking about our families
  • Gemini: spying on the people in the apartment across the street
  • Cancer: riding the crappy skateboard we built down a hill
  • Leo: bouncing on the trampoline until we couldn't feel our legs
  • Virgo: we touched tongue tips
  • Libra: watching a shooting star early in the morning
  • Scorpio: drinking on a trendy rooftop while you vented
  • Sagittarius: sharing a bed but not sleeping because you snore so loud
  • Capricorn: telling me what a praline is. that's it that's the best moment sorry.
  • Aquarius: playing pokemon in your garage and gossiping
  • Pisces: messing with you while you tried to bartend