The wayward villain-raised kid who later becomes the awkward member of the spy's team though still struggling with anger issues and confused morals.
Second in command- the squad's computer hacker who never leaves their office throughout the entire movie. Is loved by the team.
The villain's crazy lover who is freakishly loyal. Eventually forms an alliance with heroes after realizing what an asshole the villain is.
The hero with great ideas who keeps getting walked all over and ignored by team mates- causing them to join the villain.
The super confident lead agent. NEVER follows the very clear rules that the leader has set. However, always gets out of a tight spot and completes a mission in an... alternative way.
The obnoxiously honorable leader. Keeps a lot of things from getting done with their "honor." Also keeps a lot of lawsuits from happening. No one's really sure if they're just super noble or if they're actually the team's lawyer.
The hot field agent who's good at literally everything and saves everyone's asses on several occasions.
The antihero who lives in shades of grey. Isn't afraid to get their hands dirty but doesn't go out of their way to do evil shit.
The villain's goofy sidekick who doesn't actually stand for anything the villain is doing but has a crush on them and could really use the cash.
The villain. Analytical, emotionless, psychopathic. When they want something (usually money or power) they will stop at nothing to get it. Takes the spies a long time to catch due to the villain''s preciseness. Puts the ass in classy.
The kid that doesn't actually do anything other than admire the spies from afar and hope that they invite them onto the team. Probably collects spy gadgets.
The noble civilian whose parents were killed by villain. Becomes obsessed with villain and always predicts villain's next move. Helps the spies time and time again.
Aries: takes them a while to notice the spy, but when they do, they go HAM.
Taurus: doesn’t notice, doesn’t care.
Gemini: nothing they do makes sense??? Impossible to tell if they are aware of the spy or not. They just do their normal thing.
Cancer: looks innocent and unaware, but they know when they’re being spied upon. Watch out.
Leo: loves the attention. Of course people would spy on them, they’re magnificent.
Virgo: the spy would get bored waiting for Virgo to do something interesting, and then they blink and Virgo is GONE.
Libra: the easiest to spy on tbh. But who is trying to get dirt on a Libra?
Scorpio: impossible to spy on. One second the spy is *spying* and then SURPRISE they’re handcuffed to a table in an interrogation room DAMN. (Scorpio is the person Cancer calls to deal with their spy.)
Sagittarius: does things just to frustrate the spy. Runs through busy public spaces, drives like a maniac, talks in ~code~ etc, even when they’re not being spied upon…
Capricorn: takes them a bit to notice they’re being followed, but then every. single. thing. the Capricorn does is a passive-aggressive message to back off or else.
aries: knock knock. who’s there? aries. aries who? aries breathable. taurus: what do you get when you cross a t-rex and a taurus? a tyrannaTaurus-rex gemini: I spy with my gemini cancer: can I go to the bathroom? I don’t know if you can, sir. leo: have you ever won an Oscar? wow. virgo: aren’t you a virgin? you’re moms a virgin. no she’s not. libra:my favorite actor is Jet Li, bruh scorpio: that girl is poison sagittarius: you have something on your shirt. I don’t saggi-care-ius capricorn: that was pretty capricorny. aquarius: what’s your biggest fear? water. that’s ironic. pisces: what’s your favorite candy? Reese’s pisces.