Okay. Agree or disagree. Here are my zodiac headcanons. Scout - Leo Soldier - Sagittarius Pyro - Cancer Demo - Pisces Engie - Taurus Heavy - Aquarius Medic - Libra Sniper - Capricorn Spy - Gemini
Ok you might hate me but I disagree with a few.
Scout I see more as Aries:
Aries people are creative, adaptive, and insightful. They can also be
strong-willed and spontaneous (sometimes to a fault). Aries people can be driven and are very ambitious often making them over-achievers in anything they set their mind to tackle. Aries are fire signs, and so too is their personality. They may be
quick to anger, but don’t take it personally, it’s just their fiery,
passionate personalities showing through. Aries signs have
excellent sense of humor, and they get along with almost everyone at the
(and they DO know how to party). Aries can be impatient, but we
love them anyway because they are devoted friends, lovers and family
- they are loyal to then end and will fight for their causes
(usually supporting the underdog).
Soldier perhaps being Taurus:
Taurus zodiac signs and meanings, like the animal that represents them,
is all about strength, stamina and will. Stubborn by nature,
the Taurus will stand his/her ground to the bitter end (sometimes
even irrationally so). But that’s okay because the Taurus is also a
loving, sympathetic and appreciative sign. The Taurus is very
understanding and when we need someone to unburden ourselves to, we
share our deepest fears with the Taurians of the zodiac. Taurians
are very patient, practical and efficient, they are excellent in matters
of business and are also wonderful instructors/teachers. Although
initially they may have their own best interest at heart, they are
and endlessly generous with their time, possessions and love.
Pyro being a Gemini:
Flexibility, balance and adaptability are the keywords for the Gemini. They are quick to grasp the meaning of a situation and act on it,
often with positive effects. They tend to have a duality to their
nature, and can sometimes be tough to predict how they will react. They can turn from hot to cold and may be prone to noticeable mood
swings. However, they are generous signs with tendencies of being
affectionate, and imaginative. They also inspire others easily as
they seem to naturally motivate themselves - their charisma and
accomplishments are infectious. Geminians are very supportive, and
are especially good at promotions, sales, and driving hard bargains.
Demoman I agree with, I total see him as a Pisces!!:
Also unassuming, the Pisces zodiac signs and meanings deal with
acquiring vast amounts of knowledge, but you would never know it. They keep an extremely low profile compared to others in the
zodiac. They are honest, unselfish, trustworthy and often have quiet
dispositions. They can be overcautious and sometimes gullible. These qualities
can cause the Pisces to be taken advantage of, which is unfortunate as
is beautifully gentle, and generous. In the end, however, the
Pisces is often the victor of ill circumstance because of his/her
intense determination. They become passionately devoted to a cause - particularly if they
are championing for friends or family.
Engineer more as a Virgo:
Virgo’s have keen minds, and are delightful to chat with, often
convincing others of outlandish tales with ease and charm. Virgo’s are inquisitive and are very skilled at drawing information
from people. This trait also makes them naturally intuitive. Combine this with their remarkable memories, and we see an
advanced, analytical personality. However the Virgo needs balance in
lives otherwise they may become short-tempered, impatient and
self-serving. Virgo’s are excellent teammates in work and social
activities. They work well with others, although they freely express their
opinions (even when unwarranted).
Heavy being an Aquarius is a great idea!!:
Often simple and unassuming, the Aquarian goes about accomplishing goals
in quiet, often unorthodox ways. Although their methods may
be unorthodox, the results for achievement are surprisingly
effective. Aquarian’s will take up any cause, and are humanitarians of
the zodiac. They are honest, loyal and highly intelligent. They are also easy
going and make natural friendships. If not kept in check, the Aquarian
can be prone to sloth and laziness. However, they know this about
themselves, and try their best to motivate themselves to action. They are also prone to philosophical thoughts, and are often quite
artistic and poetic.
Medic I feel is a Scorpio :
The Scorpio is often misunderstood. These personalities are bold and
are capable of executing massive enterprises with cool control and
confidence. They can surmount seemingly all obstacles when they
put their mind to the task, and they have unshakable focus when the
calls for it. Regardless of their bold nature, they are often
secretive, but they are always observing behind their withdrawn manner.
Sorry I see Sniper as a Libra:
As their zodiac signs and meanings would indicate, Libra’s are all about
balance, justice, equanimity and stability. They easily surround themselves with harmony and beauty, but
sometimes go to extremes to do so if their goals are unreasonable or
unhealthy. With Venus as their ruling planet, Libra’s are very
understanding, caring, and often the champion of underdogs. They have keen intuitions, but often don’t give themselves enough
credit for their perceptions. They can be quiet and shy if not
persuaded to come out of their shell. Ironically and in spite of
their introverted nature they make excellent debaters, often proving
a point from out of seemingly nowhere.
Spy being a Sagittarius:
Here we have the philosopher among the zodiac signs and meanings. Like
the Scorpio, they have great ability for focus, and can be very
intense. However, they must channel their energy or they will
waste time and wear themselves out going in too many directions at once. They are not very patient and expect quick results. However, when
encountered with failure they make extreme comeback’s often against
incredible odds. They make loyal friends and lovers, but they do
not handle commitment well as they refuse to be tied down while chasing
The wayward villain-raised kid who later becomes the awkward member of the spy's team though still struggling with anger issues and confused morals.
Second in command- the squad's computer hacker who never leaves their office throughout the entire movie. Is loved by the team.
The villain's crazy lover who is freakishly loyal. Eventually forms an alliance with heroes after realizing what an asshole the villain is.
The hero with great ideas who keeps getting walked all over and ignored by team mates- causing them to join the villain.
The super confident lead agent. NEVER follows the very clear rules that the leader has set. However, always gets out of a tight spot and completes a mission in an... alternative way.
The obnoxiously honorable leader. Keeps a lot of things from getting done with their "honor." Also keeps a lot of lawsuits from happening. No one's really sure if they're just super noble or if they're actually the team's lawyer.
The hot field agent who's good at literally everything and saves everyone's asses on several occasions.
The antihero who lives in shades of grey. Isn't afraid to get their hands dirty but doesn't go out of their way to do evil shit.
The villain's goofy sidekick who doesn't actually stand for anything the villain is doing but has a crush on them and could really use the cash.
The villain. Analytical, emotionless, psychopathic. When they want something (usually money or power) they will stop at nothing to get it. Takes the spies a long time to catch due to the villain''s preciseness. Puts the ass in classy.
The kid that doesn't actually do anything other than admire the spies from afar and hope that they invite them onto the team. Probably collects spy gadgets.
The noble civilian whose parents were killed by villain. Becomes obsessed with villain and always predicts villain's next move. Helps the spies time and time again.