gemini spy

The signs as Team Fortress 2 characters
  • Aries: The Administrator
  • Taurus: Spy
  • Gemini: Scout
  • Cancer: Heavy Weapons Guy
  • Leo: Demoman
  • Virgo: Medic
  • Libra: Engineer
  • Scorpio: Soldier
  • Sagittarius: Miss Pauling
  • Capricorn: Sniper
  • Aquarius: Saxton Hale
  • Pisces: Pyro
the signs as battle of setauket things
  • Aries: caleb slapping ben's ass
  • Taurus: mary finding out abe is a spy
  • Gemini: simcoe screaming as it cuts to commercial break
  • Cancer: ensign baker walking in on abe and mary fighting
  • Leo: ben tackling caleb to the ground trying to protect him
  • Virgo: mary burning the farm
  • Libra: ben looking really good the whole episode
  • Scorpio: "i seem to remember your husband as a much quieter man."
  • Sagittarius: hewlett's disgusted face while looking through his telescope
  • Capricorn: anna jumping out of the boat
  • Aquarius: "i saw benjamin tallmadge all done up in blue and gold."
  • Pisces: selah's dramatic entrance/shooting the dejong tavern sign and kissing anna
The signs in a spy movie
  • Aries: The wayward villain-raised kid who later becomes the awkward member of the spy's team though still struggling with anger issues and confused morals.
  • Taurus: Second in command- the squad's computer hacker who never leaves their office throughout the entire movie. Is loved by the team.
  • Gemini: The villain's crazy lover who is freakishly loyal. Eventually forms an alliance with heroes after realizing what an asshole the villain is.
  • Cancer: The hero with great ideas who keeps getting walked all over and ignored by team mates- causing them to join the villain.
  • Leo: The super confident lead agent. NEVER follows the very clear rules that the leader has set. However, always gets out of a tight spot and completes a mission in an... alternative way.
  • Virgo: The obnoxiously honorable leader. Keeps a lot of things from getting done with their "honor." Also keeps a lot of lawsuits from happening. No one's really sure if they're just super noble or if they're actually the team's lawyer.
  • Libra: The hot field agent who's good at literally everything and saves everyone's asses on several occasions.
  • Scorpio: The antihero who lives in shades of grey. Isn't afraid to get their hands dirty but doesn't go out of their way to do evil shit.
  • Sagittarius: The villain's goofy sidekick who doesn't actually stand for anything the villain is doing but has a crush on them and could really use the cash.
  • Capricorn: The villain. Analytical, emotionless, psychopathic. When they want something (usually money or power) they will stop at nothing to get it. Takes the spies a long time to catch due to the villain''s preciseness. Puts the ass in classy.
  • Aquarius: The kid that doesn't actually do anything other than admire the spies from afar and hope that they invite them onto the team. Probably collects spy gadgets.
  • Pisces: The noble civilian whose parents were killed by villain. Becomes obsessed with villain and always predicts villain's next move. Helps the spies time and time again.

A little teaser of a new project, coming soon to Space That Never Was.

The signs as spies

The signs just recently got into the spy business so lets see what type of spies each of the zodiac is!

Aries: The red one that kicks ass

Taurus: The tactical one

Gemini: The one who talks through out the missions

Cancer: The one who ends up feeling bad for the villains

Leo: The one who gets really angry and then kicks ass

Virgo: The one who has all the cool gadgets

Libra: The spy with the stylish outfit

Scorpio: The mysterious one who keeps a eye on everything

Sagittarius: The one who loves the travel

Capricorn : The one who comes up with the practical plans

Aquarius: The smart one of them all

Pisces: The quiet one who,when angry, surprises everyone.

Order vs Rebellion
  • Order: People under the Government.
  • Rebellion: People against the Government.
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  • Aries: Champion of the Order
  • Taurus: Doctor of the Order
  • Gemini: Spy of the Rebellion
  • Cancer: Mediator of the Order
  • Leo: Leader of the Order
  • Virgo: Strategist of the Order
  • Libra: Mediator of the Rebellion
  • Scorpio: Champion of the Rebellion
  • Sagittarius: Spy of the Order
  • Capricorn: Strategist of the Rebellion
  • Aquarius: Leader of the Rebellion
  • Pisces: Doctor of the Rebellion
KPop Songs for the Signs
  • Aries: BTS- Danger
  • Taurus: Super Junior- Spy
  • Gemini: Taemin- Pretty Boy ft. Kai
  • Cancer: SHINee- Sherlock
  • Leo: Lee Hi- 1,2,3,4
  • Virgo: SHINee- View
  • Libra: Miss A- Breathe
  • Scorpio: Girls' Generation- Mr. Mr.
  • Sagittarius: AOA- Short Hair
  • Capricorn: 2NE1- Falling in Love
  • Aquarius: EXO- Two Moons ft. Key
  • Pisces: GOT7- Just Right
the signs as tf2 characters
  • aries: demoman (courageous, impulsive)
  • taurus: heavy (dependable, self-indulgent)
  • gemini: spy (witty, unpredictable)
  • cancer: soldier (spontaneous, protective)
  • leo: saxton hale (headstrong, egoistic)
  • virgo: medic (intelligent, fussy)
  • libra: the anouncer (just, detached)
  • scorpio: engineer (focused, resourceful)
  • sagittarius: scout (rebellious, over-confident)
  • capricorn: ms. pauling (work driven, practical)
  • aquarius: sniper (independent, distant)
  • pisces: pyro (soft-hearted, easygoing)
what the signs do when they're home alone and the doorbell rings
  • aries: grabs a knife and hides it in their sleeve
  • taurus: army crawls under something
  • gemini: acts like a spy and crawls over furniture and dive rolls around corners
  • cancer: turns off all the lights and pretends they're not home
  • leo: covers themselves with the nearest blanket and pretends they're not alive
  • virgo: answers like a normal human being (but is silently scared on the inside)
  • libra: sits in complete shock and doesn't react fast enough to actually answer the door
  • scorpio: pretends like they're in a spy movie and peeks through their window to check out the person
  • sagittarius: sits completely still and tries to melt into the couch they're sitting on
  • capricorn: answers the door and acts like its nbd
  • aquarius: squeals and sprints to their room and hides under their bed until the person leaves
  • pisces: "hello darkness my old friend"
The Signs In Medieval Times (Totally 100% Historically Accurate)
  • Aries: On the front lines being a fearsome knight that everyone respects.
  • Taurus: The Royal Chef who is renown for their signature dish.
  • Gemini: The spy in the court who sells the Crowns secrets to enemies and never gets caught.
  • Cancer: The princess being sold to secure an alliance because she has good hips or some shit so she can be a good mother but she loves a stable hand back home however it could never be.
  • Leo: The King of the castle who is vain af.
  • Virgo: The Queen who keeps Leo in check and is feared by the people.
  • Libra: The princess from some foreign land who is super charming and beautiful and she's trying to get in with the prince but Virgos all like "no, bitch."
  • Scorpio: The assassin single-handedly wiping out the Monarchy to avenge a lover killed in war.
  • Sagittarius: The hunter in the wilds slaying beasts that attack the village folk and protect those who don't
  • Capricorn: The Librarian collecting and studying all recorded knowledge.
  • Aquarius: The inventor who leads the world into a renaissance.
  • Pisces: The expressive artist who is completely overlooked in their lifetime to become a legend in death.
The Signs as Female Nancy Drew Characters

Aries: Dagny Silva, SEA

Taurus: Miwako Shimizu, SAW

Gemini: Zoe Wolfe, SPY

Cancer: Bess Marvin

Leo: Brenda Carlton, ASH

Virgo: Emily Crandall, CLK

Libra: Jamila El-Dine, TMB

Scorpio: Deirdre Shannon, ASH

Sagittarius: Beatrice Hotchkiss, TRT

Capricorn: Ethel Bosinny, CUR

Aquarius: Helena Berg, VEN

Pisces: Abby Sideris, MHM

The signs as hostages in a bank robbery
  • ♈ Aries: Asks to go to the bathroom, on the way they headbutt their escort and knocks them out. Makes a beak for the exit, but ends up getting shot in a fight two other robbers
  • ♉ Taurus: Sits silently by the vending machine eating snacks, waiting for the perfect moment to sneak out the exit
  • ♊ Gemini: Is secretly spying on everybody else for the robbers, as not to get shot
  • ♋ Cancer: Consoling Pisces, trying to keep everybody’s spirits up
  • ♌ Leo: Thinks they’re John Mcclane or some shit and tries to take on all the hostages. get’s their ass handed to them and a bullet in their head
  • ♍ Virgo: Gets into an argument with one of the robbers
  • ♎ Libra: Distracts the robbers whilst Scorpio tears a hole in the bottom of the money bag
  • ♏ Scorpio: Vows they will get revenge against the robbers, (tears a hole in the bottom of the bag while they’re not looking so that the money falls out and onto the floor as they run from the police)
  • ♐ Sagittarius: Makes a break for it and escapes
  • ♑ Capricorn: Spends the entire time planning the perfect way to escape, but by the time they have figured it out it’s too late and the robbery is over
  • ♒ Aquarius: Calm and collected. Just waits for the entire thing to blow over (answers all the cops questions afterwards)
  • ♓ Pisces: Sits and cries, constantly cursing the robbers
The Signs Being Spied On

Aries: takes them a while to notice the spy, but when they do, they go HAM.

Taurus: doesn’t notice, doesn’t care.

Gemini: nothing they do makes sense??? Impossible to tell if they are aware of the spy or not. They just do their normal thing.

Cancer: looks innocent and unaware, but they know when they’re being spied upon. Watch out.

Leo: loves the attention. Of course people would spy on them, they’re magnificent.

Virgo: the spy would get bored waiting for Virgo to do something interesting, and then they blink and Virgo is GONE.

Libra: the easiest to spy on tbh. But who is trying to get dirt on a Libra? 

Scorpio: impossible to spy on. One second the spy is *spying* and then SURPRISE they’re handcuffed to a table in an interrogation room DAMN. (Scorpio is the person Cancer calls to deal with their spy.)

Sagittarius: does things just to frustrate the spy. Runs through busy public spaces, drives like a maniac, talks in ~code~ etc, even when they’re not being spied upon…

Capricorn: takes them a bit to notice they’re being followed, but then every. single. thing. the Capricorn does is a passive-aggressive message to back off or else.

Aquarius: good luck finding one.

Pisces: is spying on everyone.

juubidemon-deactivated20141204  asked:

What do you think the signs would do if they were in the mafia?

Aries- Soldier, possibly a bomber

Taurus- Consigliere

Gemini- Spy

Cancer- Underboss

Leo- Street Boss

Virgo- either a soldier or personal doctor that works for them

Libra- Associated family member

Scorpio- Godfather

Sagittarius- Thief

Capricorn- Someone who has connections with the law

Aquarius- sort of a lone wolf who is associated with the Mafia and helps out when beneficial

Pisces- a loyal soldier, might be a Capo 

the signs as bad jokes and puns

aries: knock knock. who’s there? aries. aries who? aries breathable.
taurus: what do you get when you cross a t-rex and a taurus? a tyrannaTaurus-rex
gemini: I spy with my gemini
cancer: can I go to the bathroom? I don’t know if you can, sir.
leo: have you ever won an Oscar? wow.
virgo: aren’t you a virgin? you’re moms a virgin. no she’s not.
libra:my favorite actor is Jet Li, bruh
scorpio: that girl is poison
sagittarius: you have something on your shirt. I don’t saggi-care-ius
capricorn: that was pretty capricorny.
aquarius: what’s your biggest fear? water. that’s ironic.
pisces: what’s your favorite candy? Reese’s pisces.