Aries: a female aries is lovely and charming, she has a spark to her that makes her determined to accomplish what she sets her mind to. She’s extremely erotic and open about her sexuality.
a male aries is very serious at first glance, almost shy but once they feel comfortable around you they get all weird with their drugs and anime fetiches
Taurus: a female taurus is down to earth, she appears to be quiet and softspoken but omg this girl has the craziest things going through her brain, and she will always to be hungry, is not always expressive about emotions but she gives the best gifts and hugs.
A male taurus is always really fucking strange, he’s super quirky, a gamer, addicted to game of thrones and always uses cartoon references. Funny sense of humour (borderline offensive) says love isn’t his thing, is the first one to fall.
Gemini: a gemini male almost always seems to be super attractive, either bc he’s the cute nerdy type, or the popular hot guy. really smart, likes to laugh a lot. Can be a real douche
a female gemini is adorable and always in the mood to goof around, so freaking versatile, if she feels betrayed will spill out all ur secrets and call u out on everything bitch watch out
Cancer: cancer boys are huge babies, they are party guys, it’s all about fun and games until someone mentions ‘’love’’ and they will sit u down and ramble about what their perfect girl would be like. is always waiting on the ‘’one’’, has high af expectations but likes the simplest and most boring girls.
cancer girls are moms, they always hug you, but omg these women are so jealous with their friends, it’s like you can’t even co-exist in a room with their bestie bc they will give u the stinky eye, i can’t
Leo: leo girls are the funniest ever, end of story. they’re divas and vulgar ass men at the same time. Fashion on fleek, always looks high but it’s just their face. belongs in the 70′s.
male leos are friends with everyone, most popular guy ever, nice, likes to act all mean but it’s all playful. has a hard time settling down, deep down always wants more in a girl
Virgo: virgo women are fierce, they are softies on the inside although they always look anxious on the outside, stressed 24/7, loves sex so much low-key addicted to it, organized but a big ass mess
virgo guys are intelectual but stubborn mofos, say a lot of dad jokes, god complex, act like they don’t know shit about trends but really loves buying clothes and dressing nice.
Libra: libra boys are guys who look like angels, so friendly and innocent, BUT BAM BITCH they hit you with their sass, they are flirty af but SO FUCKING OPINIONATED, will flat out say ‘’i don’t like girls who ____’’, expects for you to chase after them, they are actually explosive and get moody easily, really dirty jokes
libra girls are airheads, so nice and giggle all the damn time (it’s cute srry if i sound mad), they always laugh at what ur saying even if it’s dumb and not funny at all. always has a young face, most likely not very open about sexuality, modest, easily corrupted, ——–if u have a scorpio moon u are the devil regina george— :)
Scorpio: scorpio guys are psycho, 60% are sociopaths i swear, they never laugh but when they do it’s loud and crazy and no one knows why the fuck. always walk like they’re in a hurry, STARES, is a child 4ever
scorpio women are extreme, she will not shut up for hours and the next day will not speak at all. is sexual but probably a virgin, knows everyones secrets, jealous with friends, jealous with stranger guys, jealous with mom, jealous with pet, jealous with self. stalks crush and writes poems about him but will never admit it
Sagittarius: sag guys are soooooo cheesy romantic, i swear they’re the fourth water sign, literally so many emotions, likes art, falls in love so easily it’s ridiculous, IS ALWAYS FRIENDZONED OMg hilarious but with partner, lasts 4ever
Sag girls are the ones who friendzone, will forget ur name in a second, flakey, says she’s down to go out with friends and guess what, bish fell asleep.loves to gossip with u, will always wanna hook u up with her friends or find out details about ur crush. does the dirty work for everyone
Capricorn: cap girls are outspoken, bitchy but if she likes you she will defend u till death (she’s still gonna be a bitch to u but a softer one), confident AF, always looks ready to go to a club, boys everywhere like girl where’d u get these bruhs from. everywhere you go, guys will flock them, will make u feel like a potato bc she’s so perfect. has a hard time making decisions and letting go
cap male is competitive, ambitious, smells gooooood, style on fleek, the funniest guy ever, dark humour, smart with money, is probably gonna be a CEO, mommy’s boy, loves whiskey idk, eats SO MUCH like more than anyone, is a puppy on the inside, fuckboy but diehard romantic deep down.
Aquarius: aquarius guys always look cool, bad boy, they look like they dont care (spoiler alert: they don’t) has like 219 ex girlfriends and another hundred friends with benefits, smart ass, feels superior to everyone, thinks he’s so deep, he probably is but can never show it so no one believes him.
aqua girls are always popular, the quirky one, the one who likes things ‘’no one else likes’’, a huge hipster, simple but attractive, has so many guys who wanna be with her and she acts like she doesn’t even notice. has so many guy friends (theyallwannabangher but ok) probably artsy, has good taste in music
Pisces: pisces men walk so fucking fast, probably because of their fucking long ass legs, has a serious face almost like he’s analizing the situation but in reality they’re thinking about memes (has amazing memes), never follows his heart, has strong feelings but rarely ever acts on them. is in love with someone they dont know, always has that little shine in their eyes
pisces girls are always the cute girl, the baby, the good one. deep down these girls will say dirty shit and has that evil side that always wants to come out and play, easily makes friends, is a disney princess and loves warm things.
Aries Male: Very awkward at first, super easy to approach. Laughs super loud and is actually v shy. Super playful and loving, caring for those close to him. Not one for anger unless provoked
Aries Female: Loves to argue with people but never means to hurt their feelings, passionate about who and what they love, actually super lazy but athletic. Creative as fuck and very cuddly
Taurus Male: Quite at first then super funny and loud, pretty random and like never cried. Really handsome and very fashionable, a born smooth talker and kinda insensitive
Taurus Female: Worried about something literally all the time, very sweet and scared of being a burden, likes to have fun and party, super chill and loves babies
Gemini Male: laughs a lot, super awkward but actually not awkward at all, open about certain things but also extremely closed off about others, loves videos games and fun people
Gemini Female: everyone thinks you’re a Bitch at first, super funny and actually really smart, random facts all the time about anything (usually never on topic), likes clean and kinda crowded spaces, loves people but hates them all
Cancer Male: really weird sense of humour, happy being alone, loves family a lot, refuses to let go of past relationships, super shy at first, hard working, actually a sensitive nerd
Cancer Female: actually super indecisive, never fucking tells you if they’re upset, loves random adventures as long as they have people they love with them, Netflix binges are a normal things
Leo Male: cocky as fuck but super insecure, loves attention, somehow always has money for food, laughs at his own jokes more than he laughs at other peoples, “what should I do with my hair?”
Leo Female: aggressive, likes to tease people (in a loving way), loves but hates being teased back, cries whenever they feel they’re not good enough, exaggerated storied, really funny
Virgo Male: unique style, cries when they get pissed off at someone they love, constantly stressed out, simple things make them laugh really hard, not very good at telling jokes, loves people way too much
Virgo Female: bad ass TBH, easily attached, cute style, lots of stories to tell, being around them is comforting, seems to have their life together basically all the time, lowkey freak
Libra Male: knows so many people but considered like 10 of them their friends, easily excited, good advice, good at making decisions for everyone but themselves, introvert who loves people
Libra Female: makes lots of weird noises, always has a story to tell, actually really stressed out, laughs a lot, constant confusion, “what should I do/get/pick/say/eat/buy/etc.?”
Scorpio Male: a dick in a funny way, quite at first, not afraid to tell you if you’re annoying, loves to tease, shares pics about sex on fb
Scorpio Female: will fight you, not afraid to talk to strangers, loves being home and doing nothing, hood playlists, dreams about relationships, their stories are important
Sagittarius Male: fuck boy, funny as fuck, not very loud, drinks a lot, rebel who cares too much about everything, once they’re attached they stay attached
Sagittarius Female: school makes them cry, lots of relationships that last a long time, cute style but wants to look bad ass, willing to fight u, memes
Capricorn Male: really quite but somehow everyone knows them, videos games all the time, can’t express feelings and breakdowns like one a year
Capricorn Female: actually pretty loud and fun, hard to keep in touch with, can’t fall out of love with that one person, critical of a lot of things without meaning to be
Aquarius Male: knows like everyone, meme master, laughs when you laugh, not talk to them for a year and then easily pick up convo like nothing happened
Aquarius Female: super cheeky, doesn’t really argue about anything, chill as fuck, loves loud and fun people, fascinated by people and the way they do things, delicate but will kick ur ass if they have to
Pisces Male: not good at expressing things, shy, v giggly, resting Bitch face, loner, comfortable to talk to
Pisces Female: aesthetic snapchat, love fun and lowkey dangerous things, once they hate you they hate you, weird sense of humour, in their own world
Okay, I am usually pretty much ignorant about stuff like hate on anything, because you know, you can’t change the entire planet’s mind about something they’ve got deep cores about.
But you know what? There’s actually something that’s about to piss me freaking off and that pretty cutie little thingie is the hate people throw at the Gemini sign in this site and EVEN in my daily life. Guys, what the actual fuck? It’s probably the zodiac sign you’ll never get the truth about because all you know is that it’s so easy to call someone or something “two-faced”, “childish”, “flirty”, “overly-excited” and so on. That’s bullshit and you know also what? Now I’m gonna clear this for you.
Geminian unnoted traits, pluses and minuses, related to Greek mythology as its finest:
Gemini is operated by the planet Mercury and in Greek mythology Hermes (or Mercury, related to Roman mythology) is the messenger between the celestial skies and Earth. He is usually portrayed with winged shoes and cap, which makes him the fastest of them all and here we got something - what’s faster than the human thought? Hermes was gifted to be the only god who could speak with both the mortals and gods, who could live on the Earth and Olympus at the same time, so he had the ability to understand them both, but here’s the price: he'd be unable to have conversations and stay for long at one point and place - he has his work to do and information to carry and for this, his brain must be the very best of all - and here we got another point:
Sharp and open-minded
Curious about new information
Logical way of thinking
But when you take these traits and add a dash of human nature, human body and processes, we have more:
Can get nervous very fast
Thought outstrips tongue
Extremely sensitive (do I need to explain this?)
So here we have two alleys - Mercury’s The Great Teacher of the Zodiac and The Eternal Student and you, of course, could be both - you can chose if you want to learn, to get higher and higher, to get beyond humanity with the information you’re capable to collect and the other path - you can give yourself up on your thoughts and that is very, very common with young Geminis and of course they can “grow” as that (-):
Fake attitude (because the reality hurts so much and we don’t need to try)
Childish (because at that point the Gemini refuses to grow up and see)
Rude (”Who cares what you’ve gotta say, I don’t want to listen, I want to be thoughtless, I am thoughtless, so let me act as that”)
Gossip (”I know something you don’t and I know how to use it for my favor or in your damage.”
Copy-cat (don’t make me explain this)
Or, as I previously mentioned, when a Gemini wants to succeed and is aware of its capacity, trust me, he knowsit and if you try to stop a Gemini of getting hire, he is going to put you on your place, because we are very observational and we saw what you did there and why did you do it. We absorb every single thing that exists, like a sponge. It’s all logic!
Have a hidden talent in science
Very fast learners
Perfect in convincing people
Not too serious so we can throw black humor
Always know what to say, because we were prepared for all that questions you are already and about to ask
Know how to use their charms
Basically we are the most human of all and at the same time - the least. If you make sure a Gemini is fulfilled with your love, if you’re ready to see through the eyes of the infinite child, to look at the world from a different angle, then trust me - you’ve already caught us. If you feel something, we feel it 10x stronger because of our brain and because we are all humans - we deeply believe it’s all there, in the brain. And our thoughts hurt. We are too sensitive to take, just like a little pure child. Don’t stop us from growing, help us and trust me, the very best teacher you can get in your life is a Gemini. Yes, we will always overthink but as a Gemini individual, I personally learned that because it’s all in the brain, then my brain decides to believe it’s all in the mind, then in the soul and then I am infinite. I am air - shape my relationship with you. I can fly - don’t cut my wings and I’ll make sure you’ll only receive the pure truth, because…we can’t get why someone we get along with would lie to us? Even if we do, there’s another thing we hardly get, just because for your reason we have 10 more that we can’t just “shoo”out of our mind and we are very, very hard to get. We are the most complicated sign. And then…
think about our Rising sign
and all the other planets, houses, aspects that you’re missing and how they’re standing and confronting each other and with the signs. Mash this up. Make it a mess. Here you have a HUMAN
I’m an intercepted Gemini with Leo rising, Pisces Moon. Stop shitting on my sign
REBLOG THIS! It’s very important, really. We need this.
3) If you have a gem influence thank your lucky stars bc you probably have an extensive vocabulary. that’s all just apart of the act of reeling in our desires hehe.
4) fairy like characteristics
5) many have a natural smirk on their face, sharp features, almond eyes (or sharp slanted) like Selma Blair
6) we love to make out. Foreplay especially. Forgive my language but fingering is our favoriteee
7) and fuck did I mention our love for hands?
8) we’re able to feel an attraction to people of every type. We like versatility. We don’t have a “type”
9) did I mention how they always have a crush on multiple people at once.
*In high school I had three bf’s at once at one point in time, Call me a slut call me what you want, its just in my DNA. Venus in Gemini, the twins, we like double. Multiple. We like to juggle.
10) flirts with everybody
11) we like to keep people at arm’s length. we are friends with almost every type of person. we don’t have a “type”
12) ill admit a lie will flow easily from my lips and ill smile about it
13) detached emotions, in love, like the poster child Gemini saidd “Lord Disick is here to play baby" we are capable of cheating and not feeling bad about it. That’s why I don’t date anymore. Too may broken hearts on ya hands.
14) Gemini females are the signs men love to hate because they can never quite catch that butterfly and pin them down. With a gust of wind, that Gemini will fly away too.
15) so yes. Cheating bones in the Gemini body.
16) such a tease
17) loves to dress up in costumes, Halloween lingerie with kinky ears. the mean girl rule was created by a Gemini.
18)Marilyn Moore. 'nuff said
19) the pleasure we get from sneaking around and giggling and chatting is unmatched.
20) adventures are us. Very agile people. Tall, thin, light on their feet.
21) promiscuous girl was written about a Venus n Gemini. Like I said they can’t helpp it.
22) we’re a little detached from our emotions. And thank god bc I aint trying to feel all dat.
23) geminis just let the phone ring, don’t reply to texts. very hard to get a hold of.
24) watch out for us, we tend to be attracted to not only you, but all of your friends, your brother, and maybe even ya daddy. ;)
25) kings and queens of little games like candy crush and snake and bop it, for our hands are directly connected to our brains
26) always doing a thousand things at once and has thirty tabs open on Tumblr.
27) can not resist a threesome. remember, Gemini is the twins baby. And oh baby we fucking love hot twins.
28) I’m a flirt by RKelly was also written about the us
29) "I want someone provocative and talkative but its so hard when you’re as shallow as a shower”
30) but when they do text and are actually interested, kings and queens of witty texting and sexting
31)Goes through lovers like Kleenex. attracts them like flies.
32) Loves to joke, party, wont cry their eyes out over a breakup. They’ll keep moving the fuck on and wont even look back. Their biggest strength is their understanding of the simple phrase “Move on”.
If Mars is in Aries, one is often attracted to a
strong, independent, and forthright partner, perhaps athletic in appearance,
but more importantly, direct, confident, and straightforward. Ultra sensitive
or shy lovers are not usually the most attractive lovers to these people, as
they tend to prefer strong and independent types. Partners who don’t beat
around the bush, who state what they want, and who display a certain level of
confidence are ideal.
If Mars is in Taurus, one is often attracted to lovers
who possess a stable, secure, and very strong aura about them.
Meat-and-potatoes types are definitely these people’s “cup of tea”.
Unstable, overly intellectual, or “flaky” lovers are simply not what
these people would define “real men/women”. These people like their lovers
simple to please, traditionally masculine/feminine, and strong. They often are
especially turned on by sexually simple but sensual lovers.
If Mars is in Gemini, intelligence ranks very
high on one’s list of ideal qualities in a partner. An athletic or tomboyish
look, sometimes on the slim side, is often preferred. Wittiness is a huge
turn-on for these people. Versatility, liveliness, and playfulness are
qualities in lovers that these people find devastatingly attractive. They’re
not especially impressed with what they might consider “less evolved”
types of lovers who display more typical, or traditional, masculine/feminine
traits. Depressed or boring types won’t do. These people want to be stimulated,
and their brains are their biggest sexual organs.
If Mars is in Cancer, one may prefer the
“sensitive type” of partner who is compassionate, sensitive, and
protective. These people sometimes are attracted to temperamental sorts,
finding moodiness in a partner rather intriguing. They want lovers with
“layers” (remember Shrek?). However, they are not into the type of
“sensitive” lovers that Mars in Pisces people are most attracted to.
In fact, they generally want lovers who are strong and traditionally masculine/feminine.
Generally, these people prefer lovers who are physically strong or at least
look that way - they love to feel protected.
If Mars is in Leo, one may be attracted to lovers
who are proud, outgoing, and perhaps even gaudy. Aloofness or a dignified,
confident aura is usually appealing to these people. These people are more
inclined to enjoy lovers who possess a rather bold, confident manner–and
style! Playfulness and fun are very important to these people, and the uptight
type or overly serious partner is not going to do it for them. Stinginess is a
huge turn-off, too. These people want their lovers generous, dignified, and
confident. These people do want their lovers to be a little possessive and
jealous, as it makes them feel more alive, wanted, and attractive.
If Mars is in Virgo, an appealing partner to one’s
is usually an understated, rather simple appearance without too much glamour or
ostentatiousness. Healthy, natural, and clean are most appealing physical
qualities, and a certain amount of intelligence as well as a modest, sensible
approach to life. These people are turned off by lovers who are overly
confident, bossy, or unkind. They are looking for perceptive lovers who are
kind and helpful. Competency is important, but these people aren’t big on lovers
who are show-offs. A quietly competent aura is best.
If Mars is in Libra, one is most attracted to lovers
with understated charm, good manners, and a pleasing and balanced appearance.
Coarseness or rudeness is often a turn-off, and so is independence! These people
prefer lovers who are cooperative and who are willing to please. Romantic lovers
are a huge turn-on, and these people truly appreciate classy sorts.
If Mars is in Scorpio, a complicated, dark,
powerful, and passionate partner is the biggest turn-on. One wants a partner with
“layers”- one who has depth and is complicated enough to intrigue them.
One is especially attracted to lovers who ooze sensuality, who are perhaps a
little dark and mysterious (even brooding), and who have a magnetic and
powerful aura. Intensity is a turn-on for these people - flighty, superficial,
and indifferent types need not apply! These people generally do enjoy a certain
level of possessiveness in a partner.
If Mars is in Sagittarius, one is most impressed
with a partner who is playful, fun, intelligent, and honest. An energetic,
happy aura in a partner is often most appealing. Joking around is a must, and a
huge turn-on for these people! They want to have a good time, and to have long
conversations with their lovers as well. They are not especially attracted to lovers
who are overly groomed; generally don’t like too much “decoration” or
lovers who put on airs. A tousled, casual appearance is just fine with
these people - in fact, it’s preferred. A partner’s status is not of huge
interest to these people - they are looking for honest partners whose egos
aren’t tied up in what they do for a living or how they look.
If Mars is in Capricorn, one is generally
attracted to competent lovers, perhaps well-established business types or
otherwise accomplished lovers. One doesn’t necessarily go for status, but one
does want a partner who has an aura of competence about them. One is looking
for a certain level of security, and is unimpressed with lovers who are
drifters, irresponsible, or flighty. A stable, directed partner with goals in
life and a responsible, even serious, attitude to life is important to this
If Mars is in Aquarius, one can be most
impressed by lovers who are somewhat unconventional or kooky in their choice of
clothes and overall style. One wants an interesting partner; they can certainly
be attractive, but boring? Hardly. A partner with a brain is important,
although one won’t be attracted to a brainy type. Somebody who is perceptive, a
little unconventional, and perhaps somewhat aloof is most attractive. Rigid or
boring types simply won’t do.
If Mars is in Pisces, one is often impressed
with a partner who is sensitive, compassionate, and intriguingly complicated.
Lacking in confidence is just fine, and so is a touch of helplessness. A
“starving artist” type may be appealing, or a partner who is
downtrodden in some way, as these people enjoy lovers who have a distinct soft
side. The strong, independent types are not turn-ons for these people.