gemini effect

Signs as movie quotes
  • Aries: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.
  • Taurus: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
  • Gemini: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
  • Cancer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
  • Leo: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.
  • Virgo: You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.
  • Libra: If the sky were to suddenly open up... there would be no law... there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made and the people you've touched.
  • Scorpio: It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
  • Sagittarius: Well, it's a crazy, fucked up world! And we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water.
  • Capricorn: You think you're free? I'm free! You don't know what freedom is! I'm free! I can breathe! And you - you're gonna go choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life!
  • Aquarius: One thousand years from now, there won't be any guys and there won't be any girls, just wankers. Sounds all right to me.
  • Pisces: The first time I ever saw a box jellyfish, I was twelve. Our father took us to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I never forgot what he said... That it was the most deadly creature on earth. To me it was just the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
The signs as Mass Effect characters

Aries: Ashley Williams

Taurus: Liara T'soni

Gemini: Commander Shepard

Cancer: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy

Leo: Jack

Virgo: Miranda Lawson

Libra: Joker

Scorpio: Garrus Vakarian

Sagittarius: Captain Anderson

Capricorn: Samara

Aquarius: Kaiden Alenko

Pisces: Thane Krios

What the Signs are Excited for

Aries: Mass Effect Andromeda
Taurus: Mass Effect Andromeda
Gemini: Mass Effect Andromeda
Cancer: Mass Effect Andromeda
Leo: Mass Effect Andromeda
Virgo: Mass Effect Andromeda
Libra: Mass Effect Andromeda
Scorpio: Mass Effect Andromeda
Sagittarius: Mass Effect Andromeda
Capricorn: Mass Effect Andromeda
Aquarius: Mass Effect Andromeda
Pisces: Mass Effect Andromeda

Zodiacs stressing

Aries: doesn’t stress as much

Taurus: stresses a little bit

Gemini: loses their shit

Cancer: always stressing about something extremely minor

Leo: doesn’t really stress

Virgo: stresses a lot. But is good at hiding it.

Libra: is the Queen of stress

Scorpio: doesn’t see a point in stressing

Sagittarius: stresses a bit. Realizes it’s of no use. Continues to stress again.

Capricorn: stresses. A LOT!

Aquarius: is cool and composed even when stressed

Pisces: username is “stresslol101”, creates all sorts of stress memes. Pretends to be fine. Goes through tumblr. Stresses even more….yeah you get the point, right?

the signs as conspiracy theories

Aries- The World Is Being Inhabited By Shapeshifting Reptilians Looking To Take Over The World

Taurus- The Mandela Effect

Gemini- The Illuminati

Cancer- Aliens Provided Plans For The Pyramids

Leo- All Politians Are Shape-Shifting Reptiles

Virgo- The Pope Is The Antichrist

Libra- The New World Order (the world is ruled by a singular government)

Scorpio- Stevie Wonder Isn’t Really Blind

Sagittarius- 9/11 Was The Governments Doing

Capricorn- The News Uses Crisis Actors

Aquarius- The Moon Landing Was Fake

Pisces- Beyoncé Was Never Pregnant

(I do not necessarily believe in any of them please note.)

The signs as Mass Effect squad members
  • Aries: Grunt
  • Taurus: Mordin
  • Gemini: Tali
  • Cancer: Jacob
  • Leo: James
  • Virgo: Garrus
  • Libra: Liara
  • Scorpio: Miranda
  • Sagittarius: Ashley
  • Capricorn: Thane
  • Aquarius: Kaidan
  • Pisces: Kasumi
The Signs as Mass Effect Characters

Aries: Commander Shepard

Taurus: Jeff “Joker” Moreau

Gemini: James Vega

Cancer: Mordin Solus

Leo: Urdnot Grunt

Virgo: Legion

Libra: Liara T'Soni

Scorpio: Subject Zero/Jack

Sagittarius: Tali'Zorah vas Neema

Capricorn: Miranda Lawson

Aquarius: Thane Krios

Pisces: Garrus Vakarian

The Signs as Mordin Solus quotes
  • Aries: Later, better. Think I’ve cured Joker’s condition. Simple treatment would… No, no, no, no. Would cause liver failure. Nevermind. Start from scratch.
  • Taurus: Bit of a cloaca, though. Loved his speeches. Hold the line! Personally prefer to get job done and go home.
  • Gemini: Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant.
  • Cancer: Ah, puberty ritual. Common among species with hormone-driven reproductive urges.
  • Leo: Some other time. About to test new bio-weapon. Not on us, of course. Didn’t think I had to specify, but Joker got nervous.
  • Virgo: Might go somewhere sunny. Sit on beach, look at ocean, collect seashells.
  • Libra: Females were obviously dying. Barbaric experiments. Maelon’s fault. My responsibility to fix. Need to save them. No more… No more dead.
  • Scorpio: Aware that you come by a great deal. Have had other species become attracted to me before. Awkward. Not interested.
  • Sagittarius: Alloy of EDI’s body not like organic tissue. Could cause unintentional damage. Recommend pillows, cushions, possibly gel packs.
  • Capricorn: Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get what we want.
  • Aquarius: Flammable! Or inflammable! Forget which! Doesn’t matter!
  • Pisces: Would have liked to run tests on the seashells.
The Signs' Aesthetics
  • Aries: Old Microsoft Paint edits
  • Taurus: Pastel stuff
  • Gemini: Mirror special effects
  • Cancer: Finding a deep meaning behind video game quotes
  • Leo: Simple pastel gifs (probably anime)
  • Virgo: 8bit and general pixel stuff
  • Libra: Emoji edits
  • Scorpio: Black and white, lots of pictures of sculptures
  • Sagittarius: 90s anime
  • Capricorn: Deep text posts
  • Aquarius: Crystals and gems
  • Pisces: Glitches
Gods and Goddesses: One Piece AU

So I’m gonna write this awesome God/Goddesses AU but I need ideas for who those gods/goddesses would be! So far I have this:

🌙Corazon would be the [true] God of Death
🌙Law would be his Grim Reaper (although he is mistaken for being the actual God of Death)
🌙Ace is the God of Light/Sun
🌙Sabo is his twin (I’m going with a thing called The Gemini Effect for this to work)
🌙 Luffy is the God of Luck
🌙Sanji is the God of Cooking/Food
🌙Nami is the Goddess of Stealth/Theft
🌙Robin is Goddess of Knowledge
🌙Zoro is the God of War (although he hates to fight often…)

And that’s about all I got with help… Any suggestions? (Thank @hentaiace for a wonderful picture of Ace that got me rolling for this) feel free to add onto this list!

Mercury Retrograde
  • So I'm hearing theres a lot of confusion about what Mercury Retrograde, so I thought I'd explain it since all my lovely constellations deserve to know
  • First off, Mercury Retrograde happens three times a year (Right now it's going on so thats why your hearing a lot about it). During these time spans people are known to act a bit differently and each mercury retrograde there is a sign that is effected much more than the other signs. Each year the times of the mercury retrogrades are different, for this year it goes on from...
  • January 21 - February 11 2015 (effects air Aquarius)
  • May 18 - June 11 2015 (effects air Gemini)
  • September 17 - October 9 2015 (effects air Libra)