Aries: you’re brave and strong
Taurus: you’re calm, cool and collected
Gemini: you’re smart and talkative
Cancer: you’re nurturing and caring
Leo: you’re loyal and warm
Virgo: you’re practical and down to earth
Libra: you’re friendly and classy
Scorpio: you’re deep and mysterious
Sagittarius: you’re funny and open minded
Capricorn: you’re humble and true
Aquarius: you’re different and unique
Pisces: you’re generous and loving
Confident, talkative, has an attitude. Bold. Moves fast, and if the feeling isn't mutual they'll move on quick. Will make the first move in a very matter-of-fact way, there is no "what are we" if they're really in yo you. You'll know.
Flirty, but in a shy way, so cute without realising it, physical contact likely, is a hugger. Will make the first move if the tension just gets too high to bear.
Calm, collected, will ask tons of nice sweet questions, enchanting, can talk kinda fast if nervous. Prefers not to make the first move, but if they do it's gradual and organic.
Ultimate cutie. Supportive, caring, sweet, uplifting, their words are like being tucked in a big cozy blanket. Will only make the first move (spontaneously! you won't see it coming at all) if their crush won't
Cute, teasing, outgoing, thirsty as hell but won't show it, will make the first move if they just get over their silly insecurities and realise someone likes them too
SUCH cuties. Flattering, shy, coy, easily frazzled, may not be aware of how thirsty they're being. Can be a little too self-depreciating. Will make the first move when hell freezes over-- or, when they know for a fact that you're in to them too.
Confident almost to the point of cocky apathy. Smooth, funny, can play hard to get or make flirting seem like clockwork. Bold, but in a good way. Will make the first move in a way you don't expect.
Mysterious. Shy. Cute and caring. They may not talk much, but you can tell they're crushing hard when they look at you with concern or the way they ask you questions to try to break the ice. They'll make the first move, but it'll be swift and after some time, but in a cute, memorable way.
Cute but clumsy. A little obvious at times, and very teasing. Intense eye contact. Will make the first move after a fair bit of time, but you'll see it coming.
Giggly, cute, and flirty. Basically the opposite of how a Capricorn usually is. If they're crushing on you, you'll know, you'll see a side of them that they don't show anyone else. Will make the first move relatively quick, and a little standoffishly.
Bubbly, confident, unapologetic, very cute. Kind of ditzy but in a good way. They'll make the first move at exactly the right moment every time.
Such cuties. Adoring glances, you'll probably catch them staring at you while you're not looking. Easily embarrassed but secretly loves teasing. Incredibly flirty but in such a shy way. They'll make the first move but only if they can get over the fear of you saying no.
Embarrassing stories that I have collected from the signs
Aries: “ I was waiting by the exit of a shop for my friend and I wanted to scare them. I heard footsteps and I thought it was them so I jumped out and yelled at them but it turned out to be an old lady. Everyone thought I was a massive jerk that picked on old women.”
Taurus: “I hit myself in the face during a dance battle once.”
Gemini: “When I was in school I was angry with my teacher so when her back was turned I pretended to splash water at her with my water bottle. Sadly, I did not know the cap was open.”
Cancer: “ I dropped a giant (the size of a small dog) bucket of popcorn in the cinema lobby in front of a lot of people and this really cool kid I like. I started crying.”
Leo: “ Once, I accidentally squatted down to speak to a small person.”
Virgo: “That time I accidentally stumbled across some fucked up porn websites while trying to download a movie but I forgot to delete my history and later my cousin brought my laptop down to show my grandma how to use it and started to view the history with her.”
Libra: “I shit myself during the school talent show as a kid.”
Scorpio: “Me and my friends went on a road trip and we wanted to camp outside so when it was dark we found this nice beach with the tide out. We couldn’t believe our luck so we had a beach party and camped there for the night. Next morning we woke up on what turned out to be a nude beach.”
Sagittarius: “ I once mistook a random student as my friend (whom i always call asshole) and called them and asshole. They started crying and I still feel bad.”
Capricorn: “That time during PE when we were doing long jumps and I missed the jump and accidentally yelled “fucking christ” at my catholic PE teacher.”
Aquarius: “Once I had to help out on an open night and this couple came up to me to ask where the tour starts but I misunderstood them and thought they were asking for the free tart that was being given out in the hall so I pointed at the door and said “There’s free tart that way.””
Pisces: “ I went waterskiing in front of a crowd and my shorts fell off so everyone saw my pale asscheeks.”