What the signs are made of

Aries- Dragon fire, the devils laugh, silver.

Taurus- Werewolf bite, goddess essence, rain.

Gemini- Snow, an angel’s lullaby. demons trickery.

Cancer- Cupids tears, witch veins, clouds.

Leo- Wizards magic, divination, and rose quartz.

Virgo- Flower petals, dark magic, and fairy dust.

Libra- The rings around Saturn, Athena’s knowledge, and diamonds.

Scorpio- dragon bones, vampires bite, and music.

Sagittarius- A sailors compass, the stars, and a black hole in the galaxy.

Capricorn- fairy laughter, gold, and angel hair.

Aquarius- Siren tears, black panthers, and pearls,

Pisces- Mermaid scales, lucid dreams, and the high priestesses heart.

Que dice tu planeta sobre ti.


  • Poco sentido del humor.
  • Le gustan los minions.
  • Buen amigo/a.

(Signo: alv ofiuco?)


  • Egocéntrico/a.
  • Tiene la atención de todos.
  • Le mandan nudes sin pedirlas.

(Signo: Leo)


  • Sensibles.
  • Hornys af.
  • Les vale verga todo.
  • Temperamentales.

(Signo: Cáncer)


  • Hot af.
  • Habla demasiado.
  • Nadie lo/a toma enserio.

(Signo: Géminis & Virgo)


  • Vanidoso/a.
  • Sarcástico/a.
  • Ama los gatos y el k-pop.

(Signos: Tauro & Libra)


  • Dramático/a
  • Pizza is life.
  • Nadie lo/a entiende.
  • Problemas mentales.

(Signo: Aries)


  • Popular
  • Experto/a en ignorar los problemas.
  • Todos lo/a quieren.

(Signo: Sagitario)


  • Estresado/a.
  • Un poco raro/a.
  • Le gusta ver la lluvia caer.
  • Nerd.

(Signo: Capricornio)


  • Aesthetic blogger
  • Antes era emo.
  • Ama los doritos.
  • Gay.

(Signo: Acuario)


  • Frio/a
  • Perdido/a en la vida.
  • No lo/a hagan enojar.
  • Nadie lo/a entiende.

(Signo: Piscis)


  • Sad
  • Siempre lo/a olvidan.
  • Le gusta el anime.
  • Necesita tocar boobies.

(Signo: Escorpio)

Originally posted by mallory-kn

The Zodiac Signs as Parents!

Aries: Enjoys dressing up, painting and playing with their children. Can be quite impatient though!

Taurus: Soccer mom/ dad who’s always encouraging their kids to do better! You’ll teach your kids to never give up easily!

Gemini: Sets a few rules and then observes to see if the child will abide by them. If not, you’ll either make the rules worse or let them go depending on your mood.

Cancer: With you huge family, you enjoy spending time together. You’re always making sure everyone is okay and not feeling left out. Kinda that “typical” mom (or dad) who’s always cooking and GIVING HUGS!

Leo: Let your kids run around naked and do as they will, but handing out consequences for their bad actions is what makes you the leader.

Virgo: The parent who still somehow manages to look really good even after a sleepless night.

Libra: You prefer spending your time with your many animals, but end up having a baby and it’s be the greatest addition to your life. You struggle for a while at first, but with help from your partner, you succeed. 

Scorpio: You’re not exactly the biggest fan of children, except your own! You praise your child non-stop and think he/ she is the best child IN THE WORLD

Sagittarius: The hippie parent who raises their flower child in only a positive environment. No technology, no negativity. 

Capricorn: You let your kid learn at their own pace and have free will. You want them to be 100% their own person, with a few steers here and there. 

Aquarius: You’re a little lazy and end up not fulfilling your duties. Your partner thankfully is a freaking magician and knows every freaking trick their is to know about raising children! Thank goodness!

Pisces: You plan on having no children. You want to travel the world, but these travels are most likely to change your mind, and you’ll obviously be the most educationally fun parent omg

The Signs as Symbolic Colors

Aries: Purple, caring and deception

Taurus: Pink, love and lust

Gemini: Red, bravery and anger

Cancer: Blue, passion and sadness

Leo: Yellow, grace and violence

Virgo: Orange, acceptance and hubris

Libra: Grey: stability and corruption

Scorpio: Scarlet, open minded and lonely

Sagittarius: Green, intelligent and lazy

Capricorn: Indigo, individuality and judgmental

Aquarius: Peach, kind and thick-skinned

Pisces: Magenta, sweet and shy 

Haters & Lovers
  • Haters: Scorpio, Taurus, Sagittarius
  • Lovers: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
  • Pretends to be a Hater but is a Lover: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius
  • Pretends to be a Lover put is a Hater: Leo, Gemini, Virgo
the signs at subway
  • Aries: I'm ordering mine first, let me in front
  • Taurus: that one looks good, omg so does that one. but look at THAT one:
  • Gemini: hi i want a chicken schnitzel sub, 6 inch, white bread, toasted, swiss cheese, lettuce, sweet chilli sauce and bbq sauce, onion, lettuce, tomato, ahdlwfwl, cheddar cheese
  • Cashier: what
  • Cancer: i don't really like toasted subs but it's warmer and its cold today so....yeah toasted please
  • Leo: yea toast it, BLAZE IT lol
  • Virgo: im going to go get something else, this doesn't look clean... wtf are those grilled marks painted on ?.... later
  • Libra: ummm
  • cashier: can u please just pick one now other ppl are waiting
  • Scorpio: idc give me what u want
  • Sagittarius: i want the meatball stuff w everything else u got
  • Capricorn: chicken classic. white bread.
  • Aquarius: hi i would like the chick parm with bbq sauce... yeah im a lil quirky XD
  • Pisces: um same as last please thanks

Planetary rulers of the days of the week

“Monday’s Child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s Child is full of grace,
Wednesday’s Child is full of woe,
Thursday’s Child has far to go,
Friday’s Child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s Child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay.”

The ancient Babylonians chose to organize their calendar around 7 days of the week, and each day corresponds to one of the seven “planets” visible to the naked eye. [Planets is in quotations because two–the Sun and the Moon–are technically not planets (they’re luminaries).]

Monday (lundi in French) is ruled by the Moon. "Monday’s child is fair of face" might refer to the sensitivity and youthfulness associated with the Moon.

Tuesday (mardi in French)  is ruled by Mars. "Tuesday’s child is full of grace" might be more aptly interpreted as full of energy and movement.

Wednesday (mercredi in French) is ruled by Mercury. "Wednesday’s child is full of woe" might be interpreted as a person who worries or thinks too much.

Thursday (jeudi in French) is ruled by Jupiter. "Thursday’s child has far to go" might thus be interpreted as a person who will travel and learn.

Friday (vendredi in French) is ruled by Venus. “Friday’s child is loving and giving” might refer to the Venus nature, that is, a person who is loving and receptive to love.

Saturday (samedi in French) is ruled by Saturn. "Saturday’s child works hard for a living" thus might refer to the Saturnine nature which is rather serious and responsible.

Sunday (dimanche in French) is ruled by the Sun. "But the child born on the Sabbath Day is fair and wise and good and gay" might refer to the magnanimous Sun nature.

Astrologers generally pay more attention to the ruling planets in a natal chart. That is, the planet that rules the sign on your Ascendant and the planet that rules the sign of your Sun. For example, if your Ascendant is Aries, Mars is the ruling planet of your Ascendant since Mars is the natural ruler of Aries. If your Sun is in Taurus, then Venus is your Sun’s ruling planet since Venus is the natural ruler of Taurus.

Signos: Los más... ?

Los más fuertes del zodíaco
·Consigue lo que quiere
·Le gusta competir y… ganar

Los más sensuales del zodíaco
·Necesita mucha seguridad
·Celoso y posesivo
·Cuando se enoja le cuesta perdonar
·Tiene un buen corazón

Los más divertidos del zodíaco
·Inteligentes y comunicativos
·Tienen una vitalidad fuera de serie
·Les gusta viajar
·Son brillantes para los negocios

Los más tiernos del zodíaco
·Tiernos y sentimentales
·Tienen una gran capacidad de entrega
·Adivinan lo que el otro necesita
·Defienden a la gente que quieren

Los más románticos del zodíaco
·Súper creativos
·Elegantes y llamativos
·Con un alto sentido de la dignidad

Los más misteriosos del zodíaco
·Tienen el don de dar lo que el otro necesita
·Son nobles, sensatos y profundos
·Saben crear un ambiente confortable en su entorno
·Poseen una sensualidad que hipnotiza

Los más encantadores del zodíaco
·Tienen una natural sabiduría para el amor
·El arte y la belleza son su elemento
·Saben llevar paz donde haga falta
·Poseen un extremo sentido de justicia

Los más apasionados del zodíaco
·Son sensuales, fogosos y posesivos
·Saben mantener siempre viva la llama de la pasión
·Atraen con un gran poder a quien desean
·Sus emociones son profundas y devoradoras

Los más aventureros del zodíaco
·Son viriles, audaces y optimista
·Idealizan muchísimo a quien aman y al amor en sí
·Luchan por lo que desean a brazo partido
·Son muy sinceros y seductores

Los más protectores del zodíaco
·Consideran que el amor es algo sagrado y “para toda la vida”
·Necesitan tener una familia que les dé seguridad y amor
·Nunca le hacen faltar nada a la persona que quieren
·Son muy sensuales pero les cuesta soltarse

Los más compañeros del zodíaco
·Son excepcionales, brillantes, “únicos”
·Tienen muchísimos amigos y mil seguidores
·Rebeldes, con pocos prejuicios
·Son personas confiables, fieles y alegres

Los más dulces del zodíaco
·Son puro corazón, pura ternura
·Se suelen sacrificar por quienes aman
·Dan todo lo que la otra persona necesita
·Tienen mucha capacidad de entrega

The Signs as Characters from Scream (TV series)

Aries: Jake Fitzgerald
Taurus: Emma Duval
Gemini: Brooke Maddox
Cancer: Daisy/Maggie Duval
Leo: Will Belmont
Virgo: Piper Shaw
Libra: Nina Patterson
Scorpio: Kieran Wilcox
Sagittarius: Riley Marra
Capricorn: Audrey Jensen
Aquarius: Noah Foster
Pisces: Brandon James