“It Began With a Gecko. Mayhem (and Flo and Peyton) Ensued.” by JOANNE KAUFMAN via NYT / Eethg. Corps. Inc. Business Day http://nyti.ms/2xJEJnK September 16, 2017 at 08:00PM The New York Times Business Day
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only coming back for like a day so don’t get too hyped
i need y’all to name my gecko
he’s a pretty chill dude. his OG name is Kevin which i think is dumb because animals shouldn’t have person names. luckily the girl I bought him from named him Fribble, but she said i can name him whatever i want if i don’t like Fribble.
i might do a vote on the best ones if any of y’all actually respond lol
okay so @sassytimemachine (who, btw, is extremely pretty,,??) tagged me to post a recent selfie but I’m not that comfortable posting pictures of myself on the internet? so here’s me with the Geico gecko photoshopped onto my face. or maybe i just AM the geico gecko. anyway thanks for tagging me x
i don’t know who of my followers/friends want to do this/feel comfortable doing it, so if you follow me and you see this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged. :)
Could switching to GEICO save you 15% or more on car insurance?…is
Lady Jaye well endowed?
(Cut to Lady Jaye sneaking about a COBRA base, just as The Baroness manages to
sneak up and grab her from behind…but manages to grab her by her breasts.)
L. Jaye: Uhhh…
Baroness: Were you always this big? And why can I feel your nipples through
L. Jaye: That doesn’t explain why you’re squeezing them. (Destro walks in)
Destro: …Ladies, don’t stop on my account.