(TBH I saw this and all I could think about was Telly from Sesame Street! He’s president of the triangle club after all! Lol!)


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only coming back for like a day so don’t get too hyped 

i need y’all to name my gecko 

he’s a pretty chill dude. his OG name is Kevin which i think is dumb because animals shouldn’t have person names. luckily the girl I bought him from named him Fribble, but she said i can name him whatever i want if i don’t like Fribble. 

i might do a vote on the best ones if any of y’all actually respond lol 

Corporate Espionage

Interrogator: Unt now, Mister Smith, you vill tell us vere zee microfilm is…

Secret Agent: O-okay… the truth is… switching to Geico will save you 15% or more on your car insurance.

Interrogator: …

Secret Agent: …

Interrogator: *Pulls out gun & shoots him in both knees*

Interrogator: I switched to Progressive. Now vere is zee fucking microfilm?

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okay so @sassytimemachine (who, btw, is extremely pretty,,??) tagged me to post a recent selfie but I’m not that comfortable posting pictures of myself on the internet? so here’s me with the Geico gecko photoshopped onto my face. or maybe i just AM the geico gecko. anyway thanks for tagging me x

i don’t know who of my followers/friends want to do this/feel comfortable doing it, so if you follow me and you see this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged. :)


I just drank wine from the bottle AND saved a buncha money by switching to @Geico #Geico 🍷💰 (at Camelback East, Phoenix)

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You have to admit, she pretty much is.

Could switching to GEICO save you 15% or more on car insurance?…is Lady Jaye well endowed?

(Cut to Lady Jaye sneaking about a COBRA base, just as The Baroness manages to sneak up and grab her from behind…but manages to grab her by her breasts.)

L. Jaye: Uhhh…
Baroness: Were you always this big? And why can I feel your nipples through this uniform?
L. Jaye: That doesn’t explain why you’re squeezing them. (Destro walks in)
Destro: …Ladies, don’t stop on my account.