geez people is it that hard

Quotes from Harry Styles’ Interview

Writing for his album

“I started the album end of Feb last year for about three weeks and then had to stop for about 5 months when I went to do a movie. I came back to it in July and finished writing it in December. For a while before all I thought about it was stressing about what it was going to be. It gave me a chance to completely step away from it for a bit and have a real break. By the end of the movie, because we were swimming so much I just wanted to write songs…I think we wrote about 70 songs - we did 50 songs and ideas in Jamaica and that’s including like little ideas. Well full songs, I say there are 30 songs probably. One of the songs on the album, I wrote a few years ago.”

On his album

“I was with the guys who I was writing it with and we just wanted to make what we wanted to listen to and that has been the most fun part for me about making the whole album. In the least weird way possible, it’s my favourite album to listen to at the moment… I hope we did a good job but I really like the album so I hope people like it. I think if you put out something that you don’t stand behind and really love, then if it doesn’t go well then you could regret not doing what you wanted to do. Whereas if nothing happens with it, I love it you know so I think that’s what you should do. I think that’s been my favourite part to the overall thing is listening to the album and making all the changes – it has been fun to watch over it all.”

Writing in Jamaica

“I just wanted to not be somewhere that I’d get distracted. It was 360 of writing, you’d go home for dinner, write at the house then go back to the studio. I liked being away from everything and doing it like that.”

About his debut single

“It’s a bit weird, I feel like I’ve been hibernating for so long now and you hear it in the safety of the studio and now it’s time to give birth … it’s the song (debut single) I’m most proud of writing.”

About making it on his own

“I’ve been hibernating trying to get it all ready, that’s been fun, but I like this bit as well. I think it’s gonna be fun, it’s gonna be good. It’s not like I’m travelling on my own now, I have a band and everything and they’re amazing.”

Ed Sheeran

“I played him (Sheeran) a few songs after the album was finished. He didn’t say that he didn’t like any, but he did like one song that isn’t on the album. So I did have a bit of a minute of like hmmm no but…”

On Adele

“I’ve spoken to her a little bit, she knows one of the guys that I wrote it with (his music) a lot. But I don’t think so much advice, I just like how she does stuff. I think she leads by example, she’s the biggest, she’s amazing, she’s the best so she should be the biggest. The thing with her is she’s a different thing, she’s just good at it, I like how she does everything, it looks very nice. For my 21st she gave me one of her albums 21 and said, ‘I did some pretty cool stuff when I was 21, good luck’ and I was like, 'geez’.”

On Dating

“I haven’t dated in a long time really because I went away to do the movie then did the album so I haven’t in a while. I have a couple of candles left still though. 

Whether dating when famous is hard

“I don’t know, maybe. I feel like with all of the stuff how people date now, with all online stuff, I feel like you can do that (Google) with anyone really if you’re looking at someone’s profile before seeing them. It’s kinda the same… No, I used to (research dates), then I said I’m not going to do that anymore, it’s impossible to go in without a perception of someone and you’ve never met them and I started feeling like that was wrong and weird. I think I snore, and also I quite like routine, so I don’t know if I’m ­incredibly spontaneous.”

Cutting his hair for Dunkirk

“I felt very naked for a while. I was like yeah, I’ve gotta shave my hair off. It wasn’t a hard decision, it got made into a wig.”

Why he rarely tweets

“I don’t like saying something for the sake of it.”

Life at home and work

“The first time I went home not wearing trainers, I was in a pair of boots. Someone said, ‘What the bloody hell are they?’ I like to separate working and being at home with family.”

Staying grounded

“It’s easier in the way that I like to separate stuff from working and being at home with family and stuff. When you separate it it’s easier to see it for what it is. When you let it become everything and that’s your whole life, then it’s easy to get a bit lost in it. I’m lucky, I have amazing friends and my family’s amazing so I think they make it easier to keep the separation between the two which makes it easier for me.”

Being nervous about playing his music to others

“I think it’s nerve-racking in that I’ve only played it to like 10 people in a room. I try and not be there if I’m playing it…”

His mother and step-father’s reactions to the album

“I played the album to them the first time and there’s one song that’s got a vocal effect on it, the whole album finished then my stepdad said: ‘I’ve one question, where did you get the duck from, how did you get a duck in the studio?’ I was like: ‘That was me, thanks’. My Mum liked it which was handy. She cried a couple of times which was good, I think that was good.”

Musical Influences

“I think it’s hard to not have influencers from what you grew up listening on. I think everyone reacts differently to different types of music. I had a good range between my mum and dad… my dad listened to Fleetwood, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd and Queen. My mum was like Norah Jones and Savage Garden. There are a lot of melodies there.”

Being starstruck by other celebrities

“I remember the first time we went to an awards show in the US, we met Will Smith. It was a brief meeting – he was nice and very tall.”

Addressing the rumour about getting a sheep placenta facial

“No I’ve never had a sheep placenta facial.”

Rumours about Hobama

“I’m not allowed to talk about that.”

Rumour on taking his dates on helicopter rides

“No I’ve never done that,” Harry says, with Grimmy responding: “Not even with Barack?”

“No,“ Harry says. “It was his helicopter, haha.”

Talking about Chris Martin

“He’s lovely isn’t he? He is good at telling you to take care of yourself. I think he makes sure you are alright and is very zen. I think he is a pretty wonderful man.”

On Ronnie Wood

“Big fan, I love Ronnie Wood – I think I met him at a dinner party a few years ago and went to a couple of Stones shows…I think he is the nicest.”

Interviewing Paul McCartney for his Another Man issue

“It was amazing – his voice sounds like a song.”

Loving scented candles

“I mean I think everyone loves scented candles. But I usually take one from home if I’m travelling.”

About sprouts being the new kale

“I went two days ago. I got some spinach, eggs, OJ, milk, turkey and some brussels sprouts. Hmm what else did I buy…oh some Crème Eggs. I like putting sprouts in a curry and I like sauteing them. I think they are going to be the new kale. I met [someone] and I asked her what she did and she said ‘I’m the PR lady for Kale’ and I was like ‘good job then.”

Talking about his four nipples

“Still got them, managed to keep them. Maybe I just hide them in limited edition albums, like golden tickets. I’ll hold onto them.”

Best trait

“Best trait I don’t know, it’s weird to pick your best, shall we go with the nipples thing.”

On where not to ask him for a selfie

“I think in toilets is the weirdest one. It’s happened a couple of times… When someone tries to shake your hand right after having a wee, ‘I might wash my hands first’.”

About Liam’s son and being a potential godfather

“I spoke to Liam and he’s loving it. He said it’s going really well and everyone’s great. So I’m very happy for him. I think it’s a roll of the dice, there are a lot of people Liam has in mind. I’m not going to add any extra pressure. If it came my way I would be honoured.”

Brutally Honest Venus in Houses

Venus in House I
Aren’t you miss Marilyn Monroe? You present yourself to the world with charm and cuteness and get stuff on your way like that. You’re very flirty and love to play dumb so stupid people thinking they’re too smart will lecture you and you will even get out of the situation pretending you’re a good learner when in fact you’re just being diplomatic and shady. You like to be sexually admired and know how to use it in your favor without being obvious. How not to like you? Not even you know that.

Venus in House II
Here comes Lana del Rey in her Sugar Baby phase. Maybe is not even conscious but your love life has to be luxurious and you will probably fall for rich people - not that you are actively looking for this kind of thing. To you, romantic means financial effort, and if they care enough they will do it for you, right? Also you’re pretty obsessed with stability. Love comes with a price, and you won’t marry and put your being in the hands of someone who can’t even pay its own bills. Maybe you have a heritage or come from a wealthy family, and you will keep at least the same pattern of life you already have with someone stable that knows how to $ enjoy $ life.

Venus in House III
You probably fell in love for a teacher once. You just can’t resist a sweet talk and somebody that can share stories, knowledge, with good humor and a mind sharp… you’re so done. You also like to be with someone that can talk about anything without making a big deal of it, and if they don’t have anything interesting to say anymore you get bored and that’s it, the end. Also because of your endless need for new information and learning you may feel polyamory is something considerable, maybe even desirable. So many people with so many stories to share! Or maybe not, if you date a true nerd with a good heart. Is very likely you will find romance in school or college, or any study group, and maybe inspire you to follow an academic or scholar career.

Venus in House IV
You are very, very, very romantic and sentimental. Love means marrying and children, or at least marrying and having loving pets to raise. Sometimes both. You like the traditional bound - you may even say is not for you but honey, you don’t fool anyone. You like the idea of having a ring in your finger and showing off your sweet partner while making up names for your future children (or pets). You probably came from a family that gave you this traditional view - or from a so fucked up family you desired your whole life yours were better than that and decided to make your new family the closest thing possible from a traditional one. Either way, you will look for someone that can handle your family or be among the other half’s family as it were yours. And you are a hard worker to keep things as perfect as a butter advertise.

Venus in House V
You are so in love… with yourself. And everything you create. You are expressive and people love your presence - they better do, you’re a fucking genius - and you know how to attract people, how to flirt, how to keep them interested. Is like they say: work on your garden and the butterflies will come to you, and geez, your garden is a stage with high quality lightning while Mozart plays in the background to make the flowers grow more beautifully. You work on your appearance, on your expressiveness, you know exactly what you’re doing and those who don’t know how to appreciate it are not worthy of you. Your partner is someone you picked from your fans, they must admire you too - better saying, they have to understand what you are and what you do. Otherwise why even bother to lose your time with them? Losers.

Venus in House VI
You love someone who is responsible and hard working. Love to you is something a bit colder than others, you have high standards for what you want in your life and need someone to help you achieve it. This someone must work as hard as you do, must cooperate with you and stand still facing critics because you’re really mental, and your relationship is one of the things you will analyze more than feel it. The problem is you might over analyze it and ruin things when they were supposed to be ok. Chill, man. You do a good work, trust your standards, you will do fine. And so will the person you coldly chose to be with you. You will probably fall in love for a competent co-worker, maybe even your boss, or someone with a very practical view.

Venus in House VII
You’re the Venus itself. You’re a social butterfly and diplomatic af, everybody likes you and you don’t even give them the chance to not like you. You’re so fucking nice and loving, how can they not like you? Unless you have a stellium in aries or something, geez, you’re good at attracting people. You will probably fall in love for pretty people, be pretty yourself and want pretty things surrounding you. You’re all about beauty - inner and outer, but c'mon, everybody likes the outer more. You’re well behaved, gentle, you talk looking into people’s eyes and genuinely asks if everything is ok. You will probably marry and be very happy since the person that will be attracted to you will admire every piece of you, and feel lucky to have you around. Just run from people that use other people (they might perceive you’re too nice and use the shit out of you) and creeps (they might see your kindness as openness and try to do creepy shit).

Venus in House VIII
The more complicated, the better. Not because of drama, you just like… intense things. Normal relationships bore the shit out of you, you need something that will change your life completely, change the way you see things, you feel things, someone that can divide your life in “Before my partner” and “After my partner”. Someone to do new things, develop new dreams, and someone to take care emotionally and trust completely. You’re not the type of going around telling everyone you’re in love - sometimes you don’t even feel it coming. Is just there, and then you want that person all for you, in a very possessive way, and do everything to mark your territory without being obvious. You like mysterious people, or just really different people, because they will make you feel beyond the obvious and share dark secrets - the ultimate love proof for you. You may have a thing for people you shouldn’t - be the other person, or even cheat. You also are a bit traditional… but a darker version, like Morticia and Gomez - to die and kill for it. Partners in life, partners in crime. Usually in life, though, if you’re healthy.

Venus in House IX
You want to PaAaARtYy. Woohoo. You have energy, passion, attitude, and you fall for very optimistic people that will take you out of your comfort zone and go beyond with you. You might fall for college teachers and researchers, maybe people that traveled the world, or even high knowledged religion leaders, like priests. Or just a parter for crazy ideas. To you, a relationship must be something to add flavor and spice to your life and make it something incredible. Make you do incredible things, go to places you never - or always - dreamed of. The ultimate romance is to take you in a trip where you will experiment so many new things and cultures. You’re all about expansion and your love will take you beyond, make you learn something new, master a new technique… love is something almost religious that will bring you salvation. The problem is when you notice the patterns of things and get bored, or if your beloved is passing through dark times of regression. You feel lonely and that energy becomes irritation, and you may go alone with hope to find new love since you have no time for sad people.

Venus in House X
You’re the boss here. You know exactly what you want for love, and this comes with traditionalism, effort and a good status. You like the idea of marrying and having kids but indifferently from your gender you will be the “man” of the house, the boss. You will lead the relationship, take the initiative, ask to go on a date, decide when to marry, choose where to live, what to do, how to do. You are very hard working and security is important to you - and if the person doesn’t give you enough of it you will just fire them and leave the spot open to better candidates. You may seem cold but you don’t play with your life and love is something strong for you, so you just don’t give it for anyone that messes with your head. You actually know very well the difference between love and lust and are able to have lustful relationships without love, just to relieve your carnal needs. Cold, right? But real. You take responsibilities and obligations very seriously, and if you decide to bond with someone you will do it in the right way.

Venus in House XI
You’re popular and care about everyone. When it comes to love you have to find someone that will bond with your friends and coworkers. You go along with everybody and important people tend to like you. You may get involved with someone very political, or with strong political views, particularly with the power to actually do something for the masses. Or maybe a technologic nerd that is developing solutions for daily problems. You’re all about improvement and will want someone to share this view, and work together to something that will help others somehow. You’re here to make things better and your partner must recognize this. You don’t fall a little tiny for selfish bastards, even if they look pretty af - at this point you’re probably questioning the beauty standards and laughing at people that tries too hard to look good. You’re different, unique, and sometimes this is a blessing, sometimes a curse. You know you’re out of the place and fall for smart all of the place people like you. And if your morals and political views matches you will probably going to die together, holding hands and shit.

Venus in House XII
Your love is unconscious. You’re dreamy and imagine a life together with an ideal you’re afraid it doesn’t exist. This may indicate your love is in a past life too, someone you’ve bond so strongly you miss him/her and don’t even know its face. Your love makes you better as a person, grow and learn more about you. You might feel you’re infantile and this is so strange for you, while it seems so obvious for others, and will want to hide and never try. You’re too ashamed to show your feelings and always expect the worst, sometimes making a self fulfilled prophecy, and then going after easy escapes such drugs, games, porn. Bonding is specially hard for you because that’s what you need most to grow, and growing is never easy. You might break up as soon as you realize the person is not what you wanted it to be, not wanting to deal with their problems. Don’t run. You’re lovely and you can make your big dreams come true if you stay and keep on trying. Or at least the closest thing to true, which is fantastic anyway, because you’re a fabulous dreamer and that’s a great gift.

  • people with personality disorders: im trying really hard to communicate what im going through to you please just listen
  • neurotypical: but I'VE got problems too!!!! EVERYONE has problems!!!, you can't let them control you, it hurts people around you?!!!!! where's my gold star for putting up with you ???????,?? geez louise don't be so fucking selfish ¿????????
  • people with personality disorders: *slow blink*

The real downside (for me at least) to be extensively trained in analytical thinking (which is pretty much all a scientific education is) is that sometimes I can’t shut it off and it does at times make it hard to just like, enjoy things. 

Like someone just wants to share a fun thing and my asshole brain is just like ‘here’s five reasons why that thing is probably not true/not as fun as you think it is’ and it’s like, calm the fuck down we don’t need that, just let people enjoy their shit geez. 

For example I was genuinely taken out of an episode of a shitty police procedural I was watching the other day because they had a scientist say something about better controlling his evil ‘experiment’ and I was like ‘well that’s not actually a true control for you conditions and it should be obvious.’ 

Like shut up brain, no one cares. you’re watching shitty tv by yourself, stop.

anonymous asked:

Hey if you're still taking prompts... idk how you feel about jj, but how about someone accuses jj of cheating somehow like using steroids and all the skaters rally around him?

Big thanks to @miraculous-katsukii and @marochre for helping me write this prompt up!

#JJdoesn’tCheat

Canadian News @CanadianNewsTonight
Just announced: Canadian Figure Skater Jean-Jacques Leroy (@Jjleroy!15) accused of using illegal steroids in previous season

Mrs Ruby @RubyRed
How disgusting! Some people actually train hard for medals @Jjleroy!15!

Canada Girl @MapleTree99
As a Canadian, I am disgusted by @Jjleroy!15! Is that why your performance dropped during the finals!

Ri @yak-+ri
To believe that someone as popular as @Jjleroy!15 would snope so low as to use steroids.

Skater Fan @Gay4Skaters
No wonder @Jjleroy!15 was always so cocky! At least he didn’t win at the finals!

Shark-Boy @PoolShark
Geez, another sport corrupted by illegal drugs! Who would have expected figure skating to join the list…


“WHAT BULLSHIT!?” Yuri shouted as he scrolled through twitter and read through all the comments that followed the obvious fake news report about JJ.

“Yura? Sweetheart? Everything okay?” Yuuri questioned from the other room, causing him to sigh as got up and wondered into the kitchen.

“Listen to this bullshit,” he grumbled while taking a seat beside Victor on one of the kitchen stools.

“Language,” Victor said while flicking his ear, causing him to hiss and gave the older Russian the rude finger.

“Canadian Figure Skater Jean-Jacques Leroy accused of using illegal steroids in previous season,” he read.

“Accused?” Victor questioned.

“JJ doesn’t seem the type to cheat,” Yuuri said while continuing to cut up vegetables for dinner.

“Exactly! I mean, sure, JJ is an ass but he isn’t a cheater!” he said while slamming his phone against the kitchen bench in annoyance. The room lapsed into silence, causing him to raise an eyebrow in confusion while looking between Victor and Yuuri. The pair stared at him for a moment before sharing a look with each other.

“What?” he demanded.

“Just surprised to see you defending JJ, that’s all,” Victor stated with a shrug.

“Why? Sure, JJ is an asshole. And he is rude, self-absorbed-“

“Yura,” Yuuri cut him off, causing him to sigh.

“Fiiiine. JJ is a lot of things, but he isn’t a cheater,” he stated.

“Well, don’t tell us that, tell twitter,” Victor said with a wave of his hand.

“And ruin my reputation!” he asked.

“Fine, do it as me,” Yuuri said while pulling out his phone and holding it out. Yuri stared at the offered phone for a moment before grabbing it.

“JJ better appreciate this,” he mumbled while opening up the twitter app.


Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki 
I can’t believe the number of people that have fallen for the fake news released about @Jjleroy!15

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki 
@Jjleroy!15 is a lot of things, but he is not a cheater


“Nawwww,” Victor cooed in his ear, causing him to jerk and hiss in surprise. He hadn’t noticed Victor stand up and wander behind him to read over his shoulder.

“What?” he hissed, earning himself a pat on the head.

“I just think it is cute that you are defending one of your biggest rivals,” Victor said with a sly smile on his lips.

“Then what am I?” Yuuri huffed, causing him to snicker at the look of panic that appeared on Victor’s face.

“Well, of course you are another one of Yurio’s rivals. You are his top rival!” Victor cooed, clearly trying to sweet talk his fiancé.

“Oh, Phichit has reblogged one of the tweets,” Yuri mumbled more to himself than the love couple.

“What?” Victor gasped, “God, getting left behind by all you young people.”

Yuri watched as Victor pulled out his phone and started to type away on it.

“There, done!” Victor said brightly a few moments later, “Hopefully all this stuff clears up soon.”

“Yeah, hopefully,” he mumbled as he continued to scroll through twitter on Yuuri’s phone.


Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
I know for a fact that @Jjleroy!15 doesn’t take any steroids! Of any kind! #JJdoesn’tCheat

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
@Jjleroy!15
is a hardworking skater that doesn’t need lies and rumours spread about him

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
Would you want someone telling everyone lies about you! No, so please leave celebrities and sports stars to do their jobs! #JJdoesn’tCheat

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
I may not know @Jjleroy!15 that well, but he isn’t that type of person to #JJdoesn’tCheat

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin
#JJdoesn’tCheat

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin
JJ is a good guy and doesn’t deserve this type of media publicity

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
@Jjleroy!15 is a very skilled skater and doesn’t need any drugs to help him preform #JJdoesn’tCheat

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Thank you everyone for your support. The sudden accusation about me taking illegal steroids was shocking.

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15 
I can assure everyone that the current accusation against me are false. I do not take steroids, let alone illegal ones

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Thank you everyone not only for your support but also the trending hashtag #JJdoesn’tCheat

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15 
Also, big thanks to my little kitten @yuri-plisetsky for his support

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Rot in hell @Jjleroy!15

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
#JJdoesn’tCheat

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

Distance

(A/N): i find this gif really pretty and precious idk why.

You and Peter used too be best friends but he starts ignoring you at school and doesn’t answer any of your texts or calls. This of course doesn’t go unnoticed by you and your heart breaks because of the boy you thought cared.

word count: 1,892

warnings: swear words, slight violence, bullying (nothing major)

disclaimer: it’s currently 4am and i proofread this like 5 times but it’s still shit okay bye.


Peter Parker was, without a doubt one of the best things in your life. He treated you like you deserved to be treated and always put you first, making sure you were okay and if he saw something was bothering you he wouldn’t stop pestering you about it until you finally cracked and told him what was wrong.

And even if it was something that you believed was incredibly stupid he always reassured you that it wasn’t and would talk it out with you and hug you when you needed it, that’s why it broke your heart when Peter suddenly started distancing himself from you.

He ran away whenever he saw you coming towards him and left you on read whenever you messaged him. So this basically left you with no friends at all.

Peter had been the only friend you had since no one wanted to hang out with the ‘nerdy chick from science’ and Peter had been the only person who accepted you for who you were, and didn’t judge you for your nerdy side and you had now lost him— the only person who had ever shown the slightest interest in you had now decided to abandon you just like everyone else had.

Your heart was shattered, broken in two because of a boy you thought had cared about you but apparently never did. In total It had been exactly 4 months and two weeks since you last talked to Peter. So here you sat alone—picking at the food set out in front of you glancing over at Peter and Ned every once in a while wishing you were seated next too them.

But your thoughts were quickly interrupted when you felt someone smack the back off your head, harshly “ow” you muttered turning around only too see the one and only Flash Thompson standing behind you. He was smirking evilly down at you and you gulped turning back around.

“Ah Y/N alone again I see” he laughed sitting on top of the table you were seated at. You didn’t say anything instead you just started picking at your food once again not giving him the attention he wanted.

“What? you think just because you’re a girl i’ll go easy on you” He said pushing you off of your chair causing you too let out a startled scream as your bottom hit the tiled floor, this gaining the attention of almost everyone in the cafeteria.

You were quick to scramble back to your feet, starting to pick up all the books that had fallen out of your bag when he pushed you. When you had finally managed too gather all your things together you turned around only too see Flash standing directly in front of you.

“Aw loser Y/N all alone with no friends at all, geez even Penis Parker couldn’t handle being around you and that says a lot” Flash laughed and so did all the people that had begun to make a small circle around the two off you. 

Those words really hit you hard and you felt your throat run dry and your eyes well up with tears.

“Jesus what a crybaby” he snickered when he saw you desperately try to blink back the tears that were threatening too spill out of your eyes any second now. “Leave. Her. The. Fuck. Alone” you suddenly heard a voice growl and you turned around only too see Peter storming towards Flash.

“What are you gonna do about it? huh Parker” Flash threatened swinging his fist towards Peter’s face but before it could even touch him his hand went flying up blocking the punch Flash had directed towards him.

At this point Peter didn’t care if he used his spidey strength against Flash, he only cared about protecting you and making sure you were okay so when Flash tried to punch him again he grabbed his hand with his and squeezed it as hard as he could before kicking him too the floor.

You saw Flash’s eyes widen as he tried too stand up only too have Peter kick him down again. You quickly ran too the both off them and put your hand on Peter’s shoulder. 

His head whipped around and his eyes softened when they met yours. He turned fully around setting his hands on your shoulders scanning your face for any injuries or anything of the sort.

“Thank you Peter” you mumbled pulling your hand off of his shoulder and shrugging his hands off of you. Peter nodded before taking one last glance at Flash who was now shaking as he laid on the floor putting his hands up in surrender.

You quickly made your way past Peter and sped walked towards the double door that led out of the cafeteria. Everyone was staring at you and Peter shocked at what they had just witnessed.

Peter, the scrawny kid from gym class had literally just knocked a guy twice his size onto the floor with ease. 

Ned quickly made his way through the crowd of people and dragged Peter along with him out of the cafeteria and away from the students who had already begun too gossip about the entire ordeal.

“Dude what the hell was that?!” Ned questioned as soon as the doors closed and they were alone in the empty hallway. “What do you mean!?, he was hurting Y/N!” Peter yelled, Ned sighed and rubbed his face with his hands.

“I know Peter but you can’t just go around using your spidey strength because you want too! People will start asking questions and soon enough they’ll figure out that you’re the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man” Ned scolded trying to knock some sense into the hopelessly in love teenagers head.

Peter nodded knowing Ned was right and that he could have handled the situation better. “But I have too talk to her Ned, I just stopped hanging out with her without giving her a reason and she probably hates me” Peter sighed ashamed of himself.

“You’re probably right Peter so go and talk too her! I know you can trust her, Y/N would never tell anyone about what you really are so go and make things right” Ned smiled as he put one hand on Peter’s shoulder knowing this was the right thing to do.


When you finally stepped out of the school you felt tears fill your eyes and you covered your mouth with your hand as a shaky sob escaped your lips. 

You didn’t want anyone too see you like this so you ran towards an empty alleyway that you had often went too to study in, since it was peaceful and quite and you hadn’t once ran into anyone there.

You leaned your back against the concrete wall and you let yourself slide down it loud sobs leaving your mouth as you let your tears fall freely. “Well what’s a pretty lady like yourself doing here all alone” you heard a mans voice and your eyes snapped open only too see five men surrounding you.

You quickly got back up too your feet and searched frantically for any way out of this situation but the men had you completely surrounded. “Please don’t I don’t want any trouble” you whimpered backing as far into the wall as you physically could.

The men all laughed before one of them walked up too you and started too remove the jacket you were wearing. You tried too protest but he would slap your hands away before pinning them above your head.

You started screaming for someone too come help you but the guy that held your hands tightly above your head covered your mouth with his free hand before whispering in a threatening tone “shut the fuck up or i’ll beat you so hard you won’t even remember your own name”

“Now that’s no way to talk too a lady” you suddenly heard a very familiar voice say causing all the men to turn around only too be faced with the one and only Spider-Man. 

When the guy that had previously been holding you let your hands go you immediately fell down onto your knees and started rubbing your wrists that had already begun too turn purple from his hard grip on you.

Spider-Man noticed this and took them all down with ease, and in record time he had them all webbed too the concrete walls. His gaze soon fixated towards you and he quickly crouched down in front off you taking your hands in his too observe the damage.

“Are you okay?” he finally asked his voice soft as he ran his thumbs carefully over your bruises. You were going too say yes but something just cracked inside you causing you too leap forward and throw your arms around his neck pulling him into a bone crushing hug whimpering a small ‘no’.

He wrapped his arms around your waist as he helped you stand back up allowing you to sob into his shoulder. A few minutes had past when you finally pulled away from him and immediately you noticed the wet spot that had appeared on his red suit from your tears.

“Oh god i’m so sorry” you muttered trying your best too rub the wetness away but Spider-Man pulled your hand down and placed it back on your hip. He was in complete awe, you had literally just had the worst day ever and here you were worrying about something that would most likely dry off in ten minutes.

“That’s nothing too worry about Y/N” Spider-Man chuckled slightly before he realized what he had said. The eyes on his mask widened and he quickly pulled you into his chest before pulling you both up and onto a rooftop where he knew no one would see what he was about to do.

“H-how do you know my name?” you asked as soon as your feet landed on top of the building he had pulled you up too. Spider-Man sighed before slowly pulling his mask off, Peter. “Oh my god” you gasped putting both hands over your mouth as your eyes widened in shock.

“Is this why-” you started but he cut you off already knowing what you were going too say “yes it is. And i’m so so sorry i wanted to tell you i really did but i have a lot off enemies that—if they ever found out about you they would use you against me and I couldn’t let that happen so instead off handling it like i should have i stopped talking too you and for that i am truly sorry i hope you can find it in your heart too forgive me because everything just sucks without you it-it just isn’t the same. You’re my world Y/N and i love you” He finally finished but his cheeks turned a deep shade of red when he realized he had basically just confessed his feelings too you.

You nodded your feet suddenly becoming the most interesting thing that you had ever laid your eyes on. “I-i uh i love you too Peter” you managed to strangle out your eyes soon finding Peter’s brown ones.

He smiled and pulled you as close as he could to him never wanting too let go off you again. “Can i kiss you?” he finally broke the silence his breathing fanning your face as he tugged one strand off your hair behind your ear. You nodded putting both your hands on the back off his neck your lips meeting in a long awaited kiss.

sleepingobsidian  asked:

Do you have any Shikamaru headcanon?

- Unfortunately attracted to people who give him a hard time. 

- No really, that’s it, that’s his Type. 

- Not sure what he did to deserve this, because there are far too many people willing to give him grief in his life. 

- It’s a Family Thing. He’s never regretted being a Nara more. 

- Tobirama is his role model.

- (Minus the zombies.)

- (And minus the effort, geez, how much did Tobirama actually manage to do and how did he ever have time to sleep??)

- (Well. Mostly minus the effort. Naruto as Hokage is worth like. 69% of his effort. Maybe 78% on a good day. He has to keep up with Sasuke somehow.)

- Lowkey considers himself Sasuke’s Rival because how else can he get Naruto to do his paperwork?

- Has never quite managed to escape being Ino’s fall guy.

- Would very much like to, it’s been years, this is Not Fair, okay.

- Chouji laughs at him when he says this.

- Chouji is also at the very bottom of his Friend List, right above coffee. 

- Cried when Ino asked him to give her away at her wedding.

- Denied it ever happened right after. 

- Was once subjected to the Sai & Ino Double-Team Seduction Technique and has never quite recovered.

- Only vaguely Regrets It. 

5

Ok, after 3 days of work, (with breaks and school in mind of course) I’ve FINALLY finished this. This is to show my appreciation for all of these users, for being the best!

Here are the lovelies’ objectsonas/object ocs from top left to the bottom:

Mae from Night in the Woods (represents Nik but I don’t know their tumblr)

Pitcher- @mochazuki

Flowerpot- @undeaddog

Diospyro kaki (Persimmon)- @kimboster

Sketchbook- Me

Hourglass- @ii-hath-consumed

Egg- @gethacoolshoeshine

Lava lamp- @icemintfreeze

Book/King- @transrollcake

Glue- @papiomikes–warehouse (oc)

MP3 player- @zealzealous

Diffy the defuser- @wubwubwoobs

Camera Obscuro- @redmist108

Book(?)- @thanksdunkel

Hat/Top hat (is supposed to represent @toonirl, but I didn’t know what their objectsona was)

Moon (is supposed to represent @plantaplants, couldn’t find their oc)

Jaw- @squidplzplz

Finder- @papiomikes–warehouse (objectsona)

Mushroom- @gameover101 (I couldn’t find an oc or objectsona from them so I just took their hat and turned it into an object)

Ink well- @toonirl (past objectsona)

Tea bag- @mmahinadraws

Tarot deck- @plantaplants

Edit: Gave credit to transrollcake

Edit 2: Gave credit to kimboster

Subtle

Request: HELLOOOOO I was wondering if you did any tom holland x reader imagines? and if you did can you please make one where the reader is an interviewer and tom and her just kinda lowkey flirt through the whole interview until the end where he kinda asks her out (or any other ending because the asking out is kinda too cliche)

Requested by: anonymous.

A/N: I don’t currently have any previous Tom Holland imagines and he isn’t on my fandom’s list, but I will do this and more Tom Holland requests :) speaking of, I should update my fandom’s list and i’ll make sure to add him. 

Pairing: Tom x Reader

Warnings: flirting?


You’d been looking forward to your interview with the new Spider-Man for days, ever since you’d been told you’d be interviewing him by your boss you’d been ecstatic. You’d loved interviewing in general, being able to discuss one on one with celebrities for their new movies, or new songs, albums, everything. It was exhilarating and you had the chance to speak a little more personally with your idols. Of course, you were a complete professional during the interviews as this was your job. And you took your job very seriously.

But, the only difference this time was Tom Holland was very attractive, and you may or may not have the slightest (or not so slightest) crush on him. So, when you’d been told, you’d been exciting at first, but now sitting on the couch that soon would be where Tom Hollands would sit himself in a few minutes, the anxiousness was starting to flood in. You kept fumbling with your blouse, pushing your skirt down your leg and chewing on your lip with worry.

This was the opposite to your normal ‘professional’ behaviour. Which only made you feel more nervous.

Then the camera man gave you the thumbs up, signaling that Tom would be entering soon. You took a deep breath, standing up and watching the door swing open, Tom Holland stepping through the black stage doors. Your lips twisted into a smile, trying to hide your nerves and be polite. Tom stepped forward, walking up to you and you held out your hand in a polite handshake. He almost immediately accepted your handshake, smiling at you. “Hello, hi.” You greeted politely, nodding his way.

You both sat down on the couch, him immediately positioning himself so he was more comfortable. A tick went off in your head, glad that he was comfortable enough in the room to feel he could be himself. “Hello,” he greeted back, his accent thick. “Thank you for having me.”

“No, thank you for coming.” You laughed lightly, gripping your cards with light force. “It’s a pleasure to have you.” After your comment, you two shared a look, smiling kindly at one another. You couldn’t help but notice his eyes drift a little lower than normal and his body shift so he was facing you a tad bit more than before, his shoulders turned so they were straight in front of you. Coughing lightly, you looked down at your cards briefly. 

“It’s a pleasure being able to come on your show.” He complimented, and you nodded, smiling cheekily his way. 

“I’m a big fan of yours, and I am also very excited to see your new movie, Spider-Man: Homecoming.” You explained, swallowing the lump in your throat as you felt yourself become more relaxed. Slowly the nerves you’d felt previously disappeared and you felt more comfortable in the small space, you even forgot the camera was on yours and Tom’s face as you focused solely on your interview.

“You’re too sweet,” Tom laughed. “Thank you.”

“I’ve just been given some questions,” You started, bringing your cards closed up to your face and licking your lips slowly. You would be lying if you said you hadn’t done the action to gauge Tom’s reaction and you were pleasantly surprised when his eyes found your lips, and he smirked. Looking up into his eyes, you nodded; “I say we just get along then.”

“Sounds perfect, darling.”

“Thinking back over your career to date, what has been your greatest accomplishment as an actor?” You asked, looking up from your cards. Tom paused, thinking over his answer before a grin broke his concentration and he jerked his head back, blowing out air.

“Geez, starting with a hard one.” He commented, shaking his head. If this had been any other time you’re sure you would’ve thought he was being serious and panicked, but the way he laughed lightly after his comment, you knew Tom had done that deliberately. “I’m just kidding. Umm… well, i’ve been in many great movies and I am proud to be in all of them. But Spider-Man has been my hero for as long as I can remember, and being able to become him and work with so many amazing people I would say that is probably my greatest accomplishment. It’s of course, wonderful to be able to talk to wonderful people like yourself.”

Throughout his comment, you’d nodded, showing genuine interest in his answer. Tom’s last statement though, you couldn’t help but be slightly thrown off from it. Quickly recovering, you brushed a strand of loose hair behind your hair, subtly looking up at Tom and nodding one last time. “Hey,” you stated, holding up your hands in fake surrender. “It’s not too bad being able to talk to you.” 

Tom laughed, leaning forward slightly. Looking back down at your cards, you continued to ask question after question. Tom’s answers were composed and interesting and you found yourself loosing track of time easily as you both subtly flirted with each other, growing close with each passing minute. Before you knew it, the forty minute interview was over and you found yourself genuinely disappointed. Figuring Tom would forget about this after he leaves, you pushed yourself slightly back so you could focus on signing off.

“Well thank you Tom.” You smiled, nodding his way, unable to hide the hint of disappointment behind your eyes. “Catch the new Spider-Man: Homecoming on July seventh!” The camera turned off and the camera man gave you another thumbs up, signaling you were off. Your boss congratulated you, shaking Tom’s hand along the way. Standing up along with the actor, you turned to him, reaching your hand for a handshake.

He smiled, accepting the handshake before leaning in further for a hug. You found yourself shocked by Tom’s motives, but nonetheless complied and wrapped your arms around his shoulders lightly. You expected that to be over before you felt his breath on your neck and his words echo softly in your ear; “what do you say we go for a drink after your done, darling?”

You smiled, batting your eyes softly as you pulled back. Smiling at Tom, you nodded, whispering so only he could hear; “i’d love that.”

anonymous asked:

can you actually make a living by drawing fanart? i mean, i don't think i'm that good yet, but is it a possibility????

It’s a good question. I mean yes and no. It always depends I guess.
you can live off of art, that’s definitely possible. It may also be possible to live purely off of fanart. There are a few people who manage to do that pretty well (*coughsSakimiChancoughs*) but it all comes down to you, your community and how supportive your fans are.

You can have a lot of fans that do like your art and think you’re super talented, but if they don’t feel the need to actually support you (due to whatever reasons) or simply just can’t (because art IS undoubtedly a luxury and not everyone can afford it) it will be hard to live purely off of fanart.

I for example could not right now. It’s way ‘easier’ (hohoho easy is a very …dangerous word here tho) to actually do freelance work in general than just specifically only fanart.

Top 10 Characters

Tagged by the amazing @do-you-even-kakasaku! Thanks for the tag, dude! I love doing these!

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 1. Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)
•Kakashi holds a dead place in my heart for a variety of reasons but I guess what makes him my top fave character is his nuance as a character. He’s grown as a person since he was a kiddo and although he’s not perfect, he strives to be the best person he can be. He’s one of the few characters in Naruto that’s learned from his mistakes and who’s tried to teach others how to avoid making them in the long run. Plus he loves dogs and reads smut with class, so yeah. He’s just amazing, tbh. He’s my expectation of the perfect man, lol. I absolutely adore this dude…it’s unhealthy but hey, most of the good stuff in life is.

Originally posted by shiroiraiha


2. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
• Vash is honestly one of the newest characters that I’ve become acquainted with but he quickly become one of my all time favorites in a short amount of time. It’s hard to not love his quirky personality and his ability to go from goofball to extreme badass from 0 to 3. I love how he sticks to his sense of morality and principles throughout the series but what makes him great is how he understands that the world doesn’t always let everyone remain pure as they wish to be and sometimes, people have to go against certain beliefs in order to survive and do the right thing. HE’S JUST FUCKING PRECIOUS.

Originally posted by gameraboy


3. Agent Carolina (Red vs Blue)
•Red vs Blue has been a big series in my life and it’s honestly what’s driven me to choose animation as my career path. It may have started out as a comedy skit but it quickly evolved into an amazing story and Carolina is a character that became from said evolution. She’s an amazing woman, a badass whose fought and worked to be the best at what she does. Although her past was mostly her letting her competitive nature get the best of her, daddy issues and making stupid mistakes because of clouded judgement, she managed to grow as a person thanks to her interactions with the blundering buffoons known as the Reds and Blues. She learned about honor, forgiveness, friendship and love. And she still remains a badass even then. Woman goals, tbh.

Originally posted by seekerwing4


4. Roy Mustang (FMA: Brotherhood)
•Stoic dudes with amazing capabilities seems to be my type so I guess that and having Travis Willingham as his dub voice actor immediately made me fall in love with Roy when I first saw him. Eventually, I learned that there was more to him than meets the eye with the whole Maria Ross and Hughes incidents. Seeing him being able to overcome his burning desire for vengeance because of his desire to keep his friends and loved ones safe was honestly endearing and I ended up falling deeper in love with his character. He’s not perfect but he’s able to admit to those imperfections and work to make them strengths instead of weaknesses because he’s not the kind of dude who gives into defeat.

Originally posted by gif-fmab


5. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
•Criminal Minds is one of the few TV shows that I actively follow and this guy is one of the reasons why. Not only is Mathew such a great actor but Reid’s intelligence is portrayed in a manner that makes him lovable. Most of the time, shows depict prodigies and geniuses as sassy ‘know-it-all’s who only anger people with their rants and commentary. But Spencer is explored in a manner that reminds us that even intellectuals are human. Seeing his unique love story with Maeve, his attachments to JJ and Gideon and his mother, and his fear of dementia, we come to see Spencer as a character of nuance. He’s a beautiful human being who deserves lots of love and plenty of chess games. 

Originally posted by cmtrash


6. Ryuuji Takasu (Toradora)
• I first watched Toradora because I accidentally clicked on it while surfing an anime site for it and at first, I wasn’t so impressed with it. But before the first episode ended, I found myself loving this dude. He’s pretty average with nothing major to set him apart from the crowd (except his creepy little eyes) but the thing that makes his lovable is his dorkiness and his devotion to his friends and family. He’s selfless and kind and generous and that honestly speaks volumes for his character. Honestly, he’s the kind of friend that everybody wants but nobody ever truly deserves. (I just fucking love him)

Originally posted by ookaminouta


7. Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (Tiger and Bunny)
•Okay, let’s see….What can I say about this dude that won’t sound like a fangirl’s rant? XD
Kotetsu is honestly an amazing character; in a show where his partner is shown to be the epitome of perfection and angst, ol’ KTK may seem like nothing more than a old time past generation hero whose unwilling to let the shine of the spotlight go. But he’s so much more than that. He’s clumsy and awkward, sure, but he’s understanding and congenial. He doesn’t judge people because of their past or their mistakes; he knows better than anyone what that feels like so instead he tries to offer support and as much care that he can. He’s a great dad and despite the fact that he sometimes misses recitals or special occasions, his daughter is willing to admit that he’d do anything for her. Kotetsu strays from the typical “perfect anime dad” and is instead a reflection of real life dads who aren’t always perfect but are heroes in their own right because of their love and dedication to their kids and loved ones.

Originally posted by wild-tiger-in-the-sheets


8. Korosensei (Assassination Classroom)
•TEACHER GOALS. Even though he’s a weapon of mass destruction who can probably obliterate the Earth with a twitch of his pinkie, he’s still a lovable characters. He’s funny, badass when the moment calls for it, perverted and dedicated all in the same go. If there’s anything I learned from him, it’s that good teachers are flexible and they should strive to find the way to teach each student in their own individual manner. I mean, this dude taught one of his kids while cosplaying as Naruto because he knew that was the only way the dude would remember the concepts he was trying to teach. He was able to teach his kiddos how to tackle problems not just so they could get solutions but also to grow and develop as intelligent and competent individuals. Even though he was a threat to the Earth, his students all loved and respected him because he was able to connect with them individually. Despite being an assassin and failed lab experiment, this guys showed more heart and humanity than most people. He’s honestly amazing.

Originally posted by level-upper


9. Melan Blue (Brigadoon: Marin to Melan)
•Geez Louise it’s so hard to think of ways to describe how much I love this character. He’s one of those characters whose gentle af but ruthless and unforgiving on the battlefield. His lack of knowledge on humans allows for many mistakes to be made on his behalf but he makes up for it in sincerity. He may seem cold and distant to most but once he warms up to you, he’ll protect you with his life and will damn well make sure you’re content and at ease. I guess all I can say is that he’s just the perfect blend of adorableness, charisma, loyalty and badassery. I love this character to pieces. 

Originally posted by opendoorleia


10. Yami Yugi/Pharaoh Atem (Yu-Gi-Oh)
•This dude is a breath of fresh air, one of the reasons I even continued delving into the world of anime to begin with. Part of the charm of this character are his voice actors and albeit I’m not really a fan of the Japanese dub, Megumi Ogata and Shunsuke Kazama did a great job but my overall favorite one has to be Dan Green. He literally breathes life into this character and you can literally find yourself thinking that Dan Green is Yami Yugi. Anywho, Yami is just amazing. He’s fearless, wise, witty and intelligent. He has an aura that commands respect but at the same time, he’s considerate of his acquaintances and loved ones. Of course, the 4kidz version is more mellow than the manga but even then, this Yami manages to sorta keep true to his original portrayal’s will. At the start of the series, he’s proud and ruthless but as he spends time with Yugi, he becomes more considerate and it’s such a joy to see how much of an effect Yugi has on Yami. Once more, I love this guy to pieces.

Originally posted by live-while-were-young

AND OMG LOOK AT THIS GIF

Originally posted by blindia

They’re so precious. LIKE SO EFFING PRECIOUS.



AND NOW SOME HONORABLE MENTIONS. BECAUSE I AM LAME AND CANT LET SOME CHARACTERS GO WITHOUT SOME FORM OF MENTION:

First up is Hei (Darker Than Black)

Originally posted by mirayama

Then we have Kyoya Ootori (OHSHC)

Originally posted by ohshc-obsessive

Followed by Nicolas Brown (Gangsta)

Originally posted by thesupremekaiii

And Caboose (RvB)

Originally posted by cili-ai

And Sebastian (Black Butler)

Originally posted by littlebratciel

And Agent Washington or Agent Washingtub as Caboose fondly refers to him as (RvB)

Originally posted by private-biscuit

And Ill stop right there…because this is getting ridiculous.

SO YEP

LO AND BEHOLD MARI’S FAVORITE CHARACTERS.

EVER.

OF ALL TIME.

Someone Like Me - Peter Quill (Star Lord) : 1

a/n: So I’m writing this GOTG imagine series on this blog. GOTG Vol. 2 reminded me how much I enjoyed the series so I had this dream. The dream is laid out in this series and I just love me some Quill. So enjoy! sorry for it being non-star wars – considering adding Marvel to this blog. Thanks! – ps: it’s kind of long (sry not sry)

Originally posted by darlingpanslove


“Psst..hey!” a voice called to you from behind. You were working in a busy marketplace of a planet that was literally just one big city. You were a young woman, in your 20′s and had been stuck in this damn place since you were 11. “An excuse me would be nicer.” As you turned around a man roughly around the same age of you was standing at the counter of your shop. “Is there anyway you can up the price on this for me?” from his pocket he pulled out a necklace with a glowing pendant. The pendant flashed colors of blue and yellow, in a melodious rhythm. Your (e/c) eyes glowed in awe at the beauty of the necklace. “It’s beautiful.” your hand reached out to take it from the young man’s hands but he snatched it away. “Hey! Hey! Hey! I need a deal here!” snapping back to reality you crossed your arms. “Well, I can give you … 95,000 units.” the young man scoffed at your offer. “You’re joking right?” he snorted. Your face grew with disgust, “Excuse me? That’s 10,000 more units than the man who owns this place would be willing to give you!” you yelled at him in a hushed tone. If the man who owned your stand would find out about what you were offering, you’d be in more trouble than you could even realize. The young man scoffed again, “I know that Hokadda here would give us more than that.” he pointed across the street to the purple alien that was running another shop. You rolled your eyes and sighed, “If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you to the John and watch you take a leak.” you trailed off, bending down to the safe that was below the counter.

“Did you just quote Planes, Trains, and Automobiles? Steve Martin and John Candy?” it was as if you had uttered the directions to the Holy Grail. Rising to a stand with a safe in hand you gave the man a confused look. “Yeah…” then it hit the both of you like a train. “Are you from Earth?” out of all the years that you were on this stupid planet, all you ever met was aliens from various planets but Earth. So when you finally found someone that was from Earth like you were, it was a pretty big deal. “I’m (Y/N) (L/N).. I’m from Ohio.” you put a hand out to shake. “I’m Peter Quill. I’m from Missouri.” he put his hand out and the two of you exchanged a hearty handshake. 

Peter explained that in 1988 he was taken from Earth by a blue guy named Yondu. His mom died of cancer and that he never knew who his father was but his mom called him an ‘angel’; also that he was from the stars. Yondu however was supposed to deliver him to his father but never did, keeping him for his own. “I’m so sorry..” you explained to him that your parents explored the stars because your father met a man from the Kree Empire and showed him the ways of space travel and the military fighting of their people. Only to have your family be killed by the very same Kree and have been forced to work on this planet ever since. “It’s an awful feeling.. ” you sighed. “But my father left me something, on Knowhere. I remember the location by heart but never have been able to retrieve it.” Peter still standing at across from you with necklace in hand, simply just handed it to you. “Here. Buy your freedom. It’s a priceless gem, worth a lot more than you were willing to give me.” you were taken by his offer but then realized what he said. However, the kindness of what this man who you just met was more than you could take in. “I can’t – you just met me.” Peter simply smiled and let out a small chuckle, “Or you could just come with me.” he lent out his hand, this was the opportunity that you were waiting for. You’ve been stuck dealing and trading with scummy space thieves, dreaming of the day when you can finally get away. “Okay but I’m stuck here.” Lifting your pant leg, it revealed that you were chained to the area by a electric beam. “If I try and run it’ll electrocute me.” yanking on it slightly the beam delivered a small shock to your body, enough for you to feel some pain. Peter thought for a moment but the only thing that he could think of was to try and shoot it off. “This might be stupid. But it might work!” he pulled out one of his Quad Blasters and aimed for the electric beam. With a plasma shot, it broke the electric beam but still sent a shock wave through your body; causing you to drop to the ground and your body to convulse. As you were unable to move for a length of time and unconscious, Peter quickly picked you up from the ground as an alarm sounded from the shop. “What the hell?! What kind of place are you working at?” he quickly shot one of the speakers but several others began sounding the alarm. “Dammit!” he yelled.

With you tightly in his arms, Peter took off running towards where his ship was docked with the other’s were that he traveled the galaxy with. Soon a small Kree ship flew into orbit, banking down to the city and began firing at Quill. “Seriously man?! She buys illegal stuff for God’s sake!” he yelled towards the ship and firing back on occasion with his blaster. Radioing in to his ship he called for Rocket, “Rocket! I need your help!” was all that he could spit out. “What’s up Quill? Piss someone off again?” the raccoon joked. “MAYBE!!” the sounds of blaster fire echoed through the background. “It sounds as if he did.” uttered Drax. Rocket fired up Quill’s ship named the Milano and headed towards Quill’s ping location. Blasters fired from everywhere, destroying many shops and people fleeing for their lives. Peter was running towards the crowd and it was like he was a fish swimming upstream. Several frightened people slammed into him which caused his grip to loosen on your body, dropping you in the crowd. “Shit!” he cursed loudly under his breath as he ran back for you. Your body was like a rock in the river, people running around you as a beam of light projected from the Kree ship. The light concealed you in what looked like a bubble, protecting you from the crowd of people; only then to start pulling you to the ship. “No!” Quill fired at the ship with his blasters, one after, after one, after one. But it was like throwing stones. Just as you were almost in the hands of the man that killed your family and held you as a working slave, Quill’s ship delivered a huge blast and caused the ship to explode; dropping your body down onto the hard ground. 

The ship landed and Quill’s party waltzed out of the ship and onto the scene. “Geeze Quill, who’s this?” the small raccoon pointed at your still unconscious body. Peter walked over to you, picked you up in his arms, walking to board the ship. “Woah..” Gamora, a green skinned woman stopped Peter. “You don’t know what she can do Quill or even who she is.” Quill simply looked Gamora in the eyes, seriousness oozing from his orbs. “She needed help, I helped her.” he looked down, then back up. “She’s the first person from Earth that I’ve met, since I don’t even know when.”  the group stood quiet until a small species of Flora that ran out of the ship, looking up to Quill and yourself he muttered, “I am Groot.” Rocket shook his head and pinched the bridge of his nose. “No we didn’t kill her.” the small tree alien spoke again, “I am Groot.” Rocket replied, “She most certainly isn’t coming with us!” Quill shot a look of annoyance and anger at Rocket. “She most certainly is coming with us!” Despite the arguments that his friends brought up about bringing you along with them, Quill was anxious to really know who you were. Finally he had someone that he could share the experiences of both Earth and American culture with. He took you back to the living quarters in the Milano, laying you down on a couch and let you rest. Eager for you to wake up and begin to know each other.

To be Continued .. in part 2!

Why the Boruto version of Shino is so sad

I think I get why this version of Shino disturbs me so much.

It’s not that everyone disrespects and insults him. That’s been going on forever.

It’s not that he lost his stoicism. Considering all of the stereotypes about autistic people being emotionless (and make no mistake, Shino is definitely coded as autistic), I think being expressive is a good change of pace.

It’s that he hides his Aburame nature. 

I thought it was weird that Shino never used his bugs to stop his students from wreaking havoc. He always stood on the sidelines and begged for the kids to listen to him. I thought the animators didn’t want to animate the bugs.

Instead, it seems Shino’s been hiding his hive. None of the kids have ever seen his bugs before. Most of them didn’t know he had bugs. The first time he uses them, he hides them in plush toys so that the kids will accept them. For good reason – when the kids discover that the party is run by bugs, they panic and cower in terror.

Shino used to be proud of his bugs. He’d bring them out whenever, and if the people around him were entomophobic, too bad. Let them scream; he had a job to do. In fact, he often seemed confused about why his friends were afraid of such tiny creatures.  

But now it seems like he’s gotten the message. Bugs will scare the children. Bugs will cost him his job. Being Aburame gets him hated, even more so than he already is.

So he represses his hive. Ties his wild hair in a scalp-tight bun. Hides his eyes in a gigantic mask so no one will see what he’s really feeling. He stops protesting when people ignore him or insult him, turning all that frustration inward. He never thinks, “Wow, my friends raised real brats,” or “Geez, Kurenai gets really passive-aggressive when she’s drunk.” Instead he calls himself worthless and tries even harder to win people over. Then the kids mock him for overcompensating. 

It was one thing when this self-destructive pattern was subtext. Seeing the anime confirm it is…sad. I don’t think there’s going to be a “be yourself” message at the end of this. I think Shino’s going to repress himself again in exchange for basic courtesy and kindness, and the anime is going to pretend that this a happy ending.

Imagine Dean being jealous of how close you are with Stefan.

Originally posted by wonderlandgirlforever

“Really now?” Dean’s groan was heard behind you and you blinked several times at him when you took your eyes from your phone.

“What?” you asked the older Winchester as the younger didn’t even blink. Too focused on finding information on your newest enemy.

“What what?” he scoffed “Don’t you ever stop texting or what?”

“I’m just getting done Dean.” you huffed, rolling your eyes.

“That’s what you said about half an hour ago!” he exclaimed and Sam snickered slightly, only to get a bitch-face from his older sibling.

“Dude what the heck is wrong with you?!” you raised your arms “I am talking with Stefan and he is informing me about the sirens and everything that is going on there!”

“Right. Informing you.” Dean pursed his lips “For an entire fucking hour! And let me guess, him talking to you about how those bitches killed so many people made you giggle right? Because don’t deny it-” he pointed a finger at you “I heard you giggle (Y/n)!”

“So what if I did?!” you scoffed “Geez Dean, what’s gotten into your pants anyways?”

“Apparently nothing- or a least not what he’d want. That’s why.” Sam muttered but then groaned when Dean hit him hard in the head. He gave him a look, warning almost of something, and Sam only rolled his eyes.

“Whatever with you.” he mumbled, focusing again on what he was previously reading.

“And just so you know I didn’t giggle at that. Stef is just positive because everything seems to be going better and he just you know- he was just saying a joke.”

“Stef? He is Stef all of a sudden?” Dean’s eyebrows shot up and for what seemed like the millionth time you rolled your eyes.

“What joke?” Sam asked bored but still interested as he rested his chin on his hand.

“It’s one about sirens and-” you started with a giggle but the hard look on Dean’s face stopped you and you got serious again.

“Really?” Dean hissed, giving his brother a look of disbelief.

“What?!” Sam exclaimed.

“Shut it Sam, you are just- not helping.”

“Not helping in what? If you mean supporting you in this crazy moment of jealousy then thanks but no thanks.” Sam huffed, grabbing his computer and leaving the two of you; after giving you a comforting pat on the shoulder.

“Wh-what?!” Dean’s voice rose an octave as he stared in disbelief in Sam’s way “I’m not- I’m- not- Shut up.” he grumbled, running a hand down his face.

“And you-” he pointed a finger at you and you straightened your back “Jokes? Really? And about sirens? What’s next? Jokes about the devil?”

“I actually had a good one-” you looked down at your phone but before you could realize it he hd grabbed it and turned it off completely with a kind of satisfaction you had never seen before.

“Hey!” you exclaimed and he grinned, proud of himself for what he had done.

“Now we really get to talk.”

“Stefan’s gonna think I am ignoring him Dean!” you pointed to the phone and he shrugged, his smile getting bigger.

“Let him think! I don’t give a crap. Just ignore him for a little bit. Youve been ignoring me for the entire week!” he huffed little a little child and you blinked.

“I-Ignoring you? I- I wasn’t Dean!” you defended yourself, because truth was that even if it has happened you had never meant it.

“Yeah right. That’s why you were texting non-stop with- with fangs boy! I can’t even believe I am saying this!” he made a gagging face and you frowned at him.

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” you sighed, tired of his bitching.

“He’s a vampire (Y/n)! He’s a freaking vampire! And not only have we let him live but we are also helping him with his problems!”

“Alright, first: his problems are ours too. Those sirens are killing people and we need to stop that no matter the case. And second: you were best friends with a vampire yourself! Why can’t I too?”

“Because you’re freaking flirting with him!” the words left his lips before he could stop them but for a moment he didn’t seem to care about stopping them.

“What?” you scoffed.

“Just what you heard.” he clenched his jaw “You are flirting with him, and he is too and you are just letting him be.”

“And why the heck does it matter to you huh?” you huffed, crossing your arms in front of your chest and he was takenaback for a moment “You’re not my boyfriend, are you?”

“I- I’m- I’m your friend!” he said as if it was some excuse when he wanted (and you really wished that) to say that he didn’t see you as just a friend.

“And that’s suddenly supposed to give you the right?” you raised an eyebrow.

“I’m your best friend!” he huffed slightly, an adorable frown on his face that almost made you smile but you held it back.

“I know, and I’m not going to replace you.” you shrugged “If I get a boyfriend-”

“A what?!” his voice came out high pitched and you literally struggled to keep yourself from giggling.

“I’m just saying.” you raised your arms in the air. Although truth be told the friendship you had with Stefan wasn’t all that innocent either. There was always some underlining tension but he was just too sweet to be too forward about it.

“Wh-what?” he scoffed “Salvatore guy?” he frowned and you shrugged.

“Yeah, why not? I mean he is a great. Nice, sweet-”

“He’s a freaking vampire (Y/n)!” he exclaimed, as if it was supposed to be a deterrent “We are supposed to hunt vampires! You are supposed to hunt vampires! Not- not go and- and make out with them!” he made a disgusted face.

“Sheesh don’t get your pants in a twist.” you huffed, rolling your eyes “So long as I don’t have to put up with your jealous ass-”

“I’m not jealous!” he almost squeaked out “I’m- I’m just not!”

“Yeah Dean, keep trying to convince yourself.” you sighed and he gave you a look.

“I’m just- I’m not ok?” he huffed “Who should I be jealous off? The guy is practically dead!”

“Well, if you think about it-” you shrugged “So are you, right?”

“Not the point!” Dean exclaimed, shifting awkwardly in his place.

“Right, the point is that your eyes are more green than ever just because you are not jealous of Stefan.” you rolled your eyes as you snatched your phone from his hand “If that helps you sleep at night.” you shrugged as you walked past him.

And he kept huffing and puffing like a little child “I’m not… jealous.” he mumbled.

Game Grumps subreddit:

Game Grumps uploads a nice fun video in the middle slot. “This belongs on Grumpout! This is such a lazy low effort video! Ugh!”

No videos in the middle slot. “WHY AREN’T THEY UPLOADING ANYTHING? ??!?!!”

Holly says she doesn’t like being called Grump Mom or Grump Wife because she feels that it’s demeaning and trivializes her own channel and hard work. “That’s not sexist because i don’t think it’s sexist! She should just get over it! It’s not that big of deal! Geez!”

JonTron is being a racist again and a few people wonder why he’s still depicted in the subreddit banner. “Jon was a founding Grump! Even though he’s a dumpster fire of a person, and hasn’t contributed to GG in four years, he’s a sacred relic!”

hey I know I don’t post about this often, but bc of a few anons in my inbox…
please unfollow if you are
a terf
sexist
racist
white supremacist
nazi
homophobic
aphobic
biphobic
transphobic
really against any lgbqai+ including all the letters, like geeze be nice to the people being discriminated against. They don’t need this in a place they go for acceptance.
against people in hijabs, or anything like that for their religion
anit-semitic
islamophobic
or if you’re just like..basically a shity person?

like
I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to just….be nice to people. Their lives aren’t your problem, get over yourself.

Mistletoe❤ (Reader x Chocobros) [Office AU]

A/N: A gift from me to you.

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Originally posted by ulzzang011

You sighed as your last day in the office before the holiday break finally ended. Once again, you were pretty much the last person to leave. You hadn’t meant to stay so long, but you didn’t want to leave any work half done; it was likely to stay on your mind until you got back and your brain needed a break.

Patiently, you waited for the elevator doors to open, though when they did you were surprised to find a familiar person inside. “I thought you would have gone home already—” You hit the button for your floor as your gaze drifted up. You took note of the decorations in the lift, but your eyes widened as you spotted something just above you. “Oh! Uh—” You flushed. “Who put mistletoe in here?!”

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