Dad: Where’s his nose? Oh, that’s a girl?Why is there a belt on her chest?
Mom: She looks way too serious. What’s on her chest? *I explain it.* Does she have a pocket protector too?
Dad: Sad. She looks sad.
Mom: Oh…wow she’s another crazy person.
Dad: *bursts out laughing* This is what a dog would look like if it smiled.
Mom: Ew. Disgusting. Why?
Dad: What the…Is that a vibrator? Oh. OH! It’s a sword?? Ah shit. Looks like a vibrator…sorry
Mom: ……..What the heck is THIS? *points to his arm* It lookslike he’s pumping gas. And then he lit a cigarette that’s way his face looks
Characters under read more are: Dita, Eld, Ellie, Farlan, Franz, Grisha, Gunther, Hannah, Head Grab Titan, Hitch, Isabel, Jean’s Mother, Kawaii/Moe Titan, Lord Balto, Marlo, Mikasa’s Mother, Mike, Nile, Oluo, Prancing Titan, Santa/Old Man Titan, Ilse’s Talking Titan and the Wall Titan. [Also, my parents favorite characters included at very end.]