no but really guys who do any of us think we’re kidding

as if we’ll GO OUTSIDE


as if we’ll do ANYTHING but awkwardly shuffle while half-squeaking DIRECTOVGARDENHALP and then run away

really guys


we are only lying to ourselves here

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them.

I was tagged by the-fandoms-have-the-phonebox.

1. What is one activity/hobby that you couldn’t give up?

Eating, and blogging. :3

2.What’s your favourite genre of book to read?

I legit just almost wrote “AU and UST” #sendhelpUh, I like books like TFiOS and It’s Kind of a Funny Story and Harry Potter and a whole bunch of different books like that. I like reading plays and scripts too. 

3. What do you want to do when you’re older (if you’ve decided)?

A lot of things. I have things in mind that I want to be and things I have to be. Like, one of my dreams is to be a Disney Imagineer. On the other hand I want to be a Director on Broadway, and a photographer or performer on a cruise ship or an actor or this or that. I’m really not good at anything, so it’s hard for me to think about being anything.

4. What’s your favourite thing about yourself?

I have pretty cool battle scars and I like my hair when I try to do it. And I’m 240 lbs of sass and sarcasm, so I was trying to lose weight (and I fell off the track, but i’m getting back on) and I found out that I have hips bones and that’s pretty cool. 

5. Favourite character? (from a tv show, book, or movie, you choose)

That’s way to big of a question. Uh, not “of-all-time” but one of my favourite characters is The Doctor because reasons.

6. If you were only allowed to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?

Hands down, Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen

7. Are you an organized person?

antonyms of organized: Sam Oliver 

8. If you met your idol, what would you say to/ask them?

I would probably squeal like crazy and turn really red then faint.

9.What is the first thing you notice about someone?

At quick glance, their emotion on their face and their voice. When I’m analyzing a character, I go and look for their clothing and hair first then makeup and body language and to piece it together their face after that.

10. How did you find tumblr?

I seriously do not remember how i found tumblr but I do know I started in June ‘09.

11. What’s your biggest fear?

Losing my dad.


My questions for you~

  1. What is your OTP for Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Glee, and a fandom of your choice:
  2. Where do you want to live, realistically and in your dreams?
  3. Who’s your favorite artist of 2012 and of all time?
  4. What’s your favorite video game?
  5. Are you a cat or dog person?
  6. What’s your favorite comfort food?
  7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
  8. Where do you want to go to college and what do you want to study?
  9. If you could be anybody you wanted to, who would you be?
  10. How was 2012 for you, did you get anything off your bucketlist?
  11. What’s your weakness?
I Have Never Seen a Batman Movie: A Confession

After spending far too long trying to come up with a clever title for this piece, it occurs to me that, like dealing with females and fencing foils, it is probably best to be blunt. I have never seen a Batman movie. Not Keaton, nor Nolan, nor Kilmer, nor West. The most of the Batman movies I’ve seen is a little bit of Clooney, but not in its entirety and not in one sitting. I also have not read any of the comics, even though I am an avid comic reader. In fact, my only experience with Batman was watching reruns of the Adam West TV show with my parents on TV Land, back before I even knew that being a nerd was cool.

Now, as a nerd, (if you will still allow me to go as such) I realize that I have committed what many view as a mortal sin. As penance for my sins, I’ve been assigned to watch five The Last Airbenders and ten X-Men: The Last Stands. I also have to volunteer for ten hours at the local comic book shop, converting the heathens. But of course, as any one who was raised Catholic knows, my nerd soul is still in jeopardy until I change my ways. Thus my Batman journey begins.

As I go along, I will be writing a brief piece on each film. Now let me be clear: I am not a film critic. There are very few films that I have come out of with a feeling of agony and despair. I also think that there is a really good reason to watch films that are bad or that you think you are not going to like, but more on that later. I am simply a writer who likes inciting conversation on a variety of topics, especially films. Thus I implore you to comment on my thoughts and engage me in conversation about these pieces. I find that film critics tend to be incredibly critical to a point where the bad parts of a movie overshadow the good. I tend to find that the good parts overshadow the bad. Additionally, I don’t thirst for human blood or sleep in a coffin, so film critic is off my list of potential careers.

Now before you all suggest the order in which you think the movies ought to be watched, I am watching the movies in this order. I will start with Michael Keaton (Batman, 1989, and Batman Returns, 1992), then onto Adam West (Batman: The Movie, 1966), then Kilmer and Clooney (Batman Forever, 1995, and Batman and Robin, 1997 respectively) and finally round it out with the Nolan Trilogy (Batman Begins, 2005, The Dark Knight, 2008, and The Dark Knight Rises, 2012). The true nerds have already stopped reading and have started writing me an angry comment about how I am skipping the animated films and the 1940’s serials. However, I am limiting myself to the live action films intended to be viewed in one sitting. Even with that limitation, I am going to get a lot of time getting to know the Dark Knight.

And with that, I am ready to go watch Michael Keaton’s Batman. Will he find enjoyment in what many have called the second greatest Batman movies? Will he find atonement for his nerdy soul? And will he try to hit on the cute girl who moved in next door? Tune in next week to find out! Same blog time! Same blog place!


Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.


1. Name all of your OTPs: Klaine, Destiel, Bravid, Larry, Johnlock, Bobby/Ellen… So many.

2. What is your favorite Band/singers? Darren Criss

3. What is your favorite show? The New Normal

4. What is your favorite color? Yellow
5. if you could save one fictional character that died in a book, who would it be? why? Primrose because she was the only person Katniss knew she loved.
6. Where is your dream house located?

New York City
7. Favorite food or Candy? M&M’s

8. Books or Movies? Books

9. Name your favorite youtubers: Vlogbrothers, CGPGrey and GeekWill 
10. rainbows or candles? Rainbows

11. favorite animal: Baby Penguins


1. Describe the coolest Christmas lights you saw this year?

2. What kind of phone do you have?

3. First name/initial of your current crush; whether celebrity or not?

4. Puppies or Kittens?

5. Something you regret telling your parents?

6. Favorite clothing store?

7. Favorite fast-food place? Or, of you don’t eat out, food?

8. Something you’ve thought about naming a future child?

9. Did you go through a Twilight phase? Be honest.

10. Favorite color to paint your nails, or if you’re a guy; what color are your bedroom walls?

11. How long have you had Tumblr?


1. geekwill

2. dumbledoresorbet

3. brokenbravery

4. eponinedead

5. geeky-destiel


7. cecelilyklaine

8. klaineperfect

9. diet-criss

10. wrap-me-up-in-klaine

11. shmegel

geekwill asked:

1,2,22,66,68, and 51.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

~I intend to. I’ve never smoked before and have no desire to ever do it:)

Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?~I’m single. Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

~Yes, but it was my three best friends on a dare:P

Were your last three kisses from the same person?

~No, please see the above question.

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?~I want a cuddle buddy.Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

~It is…P.S. I totally fan-girled when I got this… Will, my marriage proposal from a few months ago still stands! 

geekwill asked:

Also 3, 8, 18, 29, 34, 38, 44 :)

3: Do you Smoke? yep

8: Want any tattoos? YESSIR

18: Most traumatic experience mhm, i don’t know. when i was little i fell off a pony at the Big E

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend she was being a doucheface and she needed to be set straight

34: What I find attractive in women wide hips, and an awesome personality. on the other hand I really like FTM boys:3

38: My childhood career choice Princess, which is my current career choice also.

44: A random fact about anything I have a schedule for what shows I watch on certain days.

geekwill asked:


If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [x] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [] Kiss you back
  • [x] Smile & laugh
  • [x] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you
You are:
  • [x] Cute
  • [] Adorable
  • [] Pretty
  • [] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew
I Would:
  • [] Smash
  • [x] Pass

geekwill asked:

3, 4, 13, 16, 25, 28, 34, 35 43.

3: Do you Smoke?

4: Do you Drink?

On occasion.

13: Biggest turn ons

Uh, well classy men and wide hipped ladies.

16: I’ll love you if

I don’t know, if you teach me how to draw or do math.

25: My idea of a perfect date

Disneyworld, probably Epcot. We’d walk around from day to night; when we get there, we’d take a picture holding the Epcot ball up and get our ticket to get our names on the “Leave a Legacy” monuments—but we would register for names of our OTPs (i.e. the Doctor and Rose or Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters) and then def Fastpasses for our/my favorite rides. The first (and last) ride would be Spaceship Earth We would go to the SeaBase and see all the Nemo stuff because I’m a child, and then we’d hit Captain EO and probably skip the Figment stuff and maybe go to the “What If” Labs. We’d go to the other end of the first circle (before the World Expo circle). Test Track and Ellen’s Energy Adventure would be graced with our presents, for sure. AFTER THAT WE WOULD DO THE WORLD EXPO SIDE AND WE WOULD GET MASKS. (That’s my favorite part, we would bring our own sharpies tho, because the little kids need there little kid time and we wouldn’t want to get in there way) We would decorate them at Mexico first and we’d have lunch there because I love Mexican food—lunch would be our big “break” for the day because we would have reservations so we could actually eat, maybe in a quiet part of the restaurant where the people go by on the ride (and when little kids go by we would wave and say hola and maybe bullshit our way through a little spanish from high school). Anyway, when we decorate the masks, we would decorate each others but not like coloring it in, but we would right little cute things about each other in different colors through out the day. We would go threw the rest of the expo and stop and get little things from each store in each one. In France we would get dessert because their crepes are the shit. And when we get to Canada, it’s the last expo so, we’d stop there and go threw the castle a few times and when we were done, time permitting, we’d walk around the expo on more time but we wouldn’t stop at them. Just walk around holding hands and saying cute things to each other and what-not. And somewhere between China and Germany we would find a spot and sit there and watch the World Showcase. And I would probably cry and say I love yous and kiss. And when everything was over we’d go back to the holy monorail and ride around a few times before they kicked us off and then we’d go back to the hotel and get all dolled up and go to a cute little bar that I know down in Orlando.

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

Disgusting, not worth the breath, hideous, ugly, gross. And the list could go on.

34: What I find attractive in women

Nice round hips, long natural hair, a warm smile and boyish fashion style.
35: What I find attractive in men


43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately


Thanks for always giving me these, it’s really awesome that you do and I really love filling these out. <3

geekwill asked:

1, 7, 15, 23, 37, 42, 47

1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? Yes, Seth Meyers. Please.

7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yep, just because I couldn’t sleep.

15. Who was the last person you talked to? In person, my mom. Online, Libby. Over text, my dad.

23. What are you NOT looking forward to? Clearly, going back to school.

37. Can you live a day without TV? Yes.

42. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Yes, but you don’t always find yours.

47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? YES. Ugh. Like, the one time I want to tell someone I like them I can’t even.