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This is my dog. She usually sits behind me all day as I doodle, curled around my bum, occasionally putting her long chin on the arm rest or wedging her snout between my thigh and the chair. She is an old pup, so she snores heavily, sighs a lot, and sometimes hiccups. I love her a lot and she makes me happy, so here is my sharing happy thing of the day.

The Hamilton Characters in Band Class

Hamilton: that one asshole saxophonist who never cuts his hair but is still ridiculously good. Has fucked everyone in the section at some point, probably. The band man hoe. Draws dicks on the white board when the director is not there.

John: Horny trumpet player with an ego approximately the size of Boston. Has probably hooked up with every guy to no ones surprise. Makes dick jokes to Alex across the room as the director pretends not to notice. Never practices, but somehow functions??

Lafayette: Plays the French Horn because he is an asshole like that. Makes jokes about fisting the horn. Notates music in French, is really writing swears that the BD can’t read. Has probably stuck his dick in the horn at some point. Is fucking ripped from carrying around a mellophone during marching band.

Hercules: Percussion kid. Can NEVER lose “never ever have I ever”. Does the “badum crash” after every shitty pun someone makes ever. Like hitting things with sticks which is the only reason he joined in the first place but now he can’t leave. Accidentally chipped the $10,000 rosewood marimba. No one knows it was him.

Eliza: Plays the flute, because it is gods gift to the world. Section leader, drum major, ver gay for the percussionist Maria. Is on the phone always but the director does nothing. May have killed a man during band camp. No one knows. Nearly gives the BD a heart attack when she dies her hair pastel pink and blue.

Angelica: Trombonist who constantly threatens to shove it up everyone’s ass. Probably helped Eliza hide the body. Is ver gay. Will decorate trombone for no reason, but will make it themed based on the time of year. Has DEFINITELY hooked up on a field trip. No one knows who with.

Peggy: Calls her instrument a farting bed post, because it is. It’s a bassoon. Plays like an angel. Practices always, but doesn’t really give a fuck.
Is a bit of a kiss ass but that means she gets to hear all the band room gossip from the directors. Also has hooked up on a trip. Once broke her arm playing duck duck goose during band camp.

George Washington: the long suffering band director. Has given up, but loves his job. He is a simple man someone save him from these idiots.

Thomas Jefferson: In orchestra. The asshole gay violinist. Brags about having hickies but they are really violin marks. Thinks he knows everything. Tries to usurp the conductor. Is an asshole to violas, but to be fair so is everyone.

James Madison: Also in orchestra. That one kid who picked the bass thinking he’d grow into it. And then he didn’t. RIP James. Puts up with Thomas only because he’s great in bed. A smol gay.

Aaron Burr: Is a viola. Everyone is an asshole to him. Not noticed. Practices and plays everything perfectly but no one ever hears him. Is so tired help him.

jeremy heere x reader head canons !!

someone requested this elsewhere and i decided it’d be fun to put it here too, because there aren’t all that many bmc fics or something

this is w a y too long
like this is like points for a really cliche fic rather than head canons but that’s probably cause it’s a vague request and i got carried away ( i had fun with this )

-so like,, you started as friends having totally S L A MM E D into some dork in the hallway who was listening to bob marley
-news f l a sh : that dork was michael mell
-you two turned out to be fast friends real quick
–((after levels of apologies from both of you))
-the quick friendship would’ve been the same with jeremy
-w O U L D V E
-if he wasn’t such a nervous geek.
-BuT doNt woRry yOu secRetLy tHink iTs hEllA hEckIn cuTe
-so like jeremy slowly gets the nerve to talk to you more and like it’s interesting to watch
-cause he does it at inappropriate times
- like ,,, he’ll just start lAughiNG really awkwardly and loud like a solid minute after a joke you make
-or like “oH hEy (y/N) hAvInG a fuN daY of criPPLing soCiAl impAriTy ?”
-just cause like the boy has no idea to talk to you
-and believe me he hits up michael after school just slamming his head on the dashboard of michaels pt cruiser
-“i do n t kNOW HOW TO TALK TO THEM M I C H A E L”
-“i can see that, jeremy”
-“ NO BUT LIKE I C A N T TALK TO THEM”
-“jeremy, buddy, we can all tell”
-and so jeremy will just attempt to redeem himself but eventually michael just pushes him into them thinking ‘well if it worked with me it’ll work with him’
-he was kind of right?
-jeremy got way too nervous but eventually (y/n) was like ‘i’ve had enough of this’ and foRCES them to socialize ,, whilst making sure he’s like comfortable? like he doesn’t hate them ???
-so after that whole awkward weird phase, it turns all into the three amigos
-like they’re the mega geeks and losers but
- they aren’t TOTAL losers ??
-because people have a lil more respect for jeremy and michael after the squip incident,, which kind of just died over after a few months
-so like y'all will just ch i ll in michaels basement and ya know he gets the stoned™ sometimes but that doesn’t matter because
-you and jeremy are pure (lol jk they get the stoned™ sometimes too)
-and like everything is good and great and fun and games and all the bonding
-and jeremy and you got like this B O N D thing where you went from awkward to buddies™™™
-so it’s just like,,, good?
-until jake starts hitting on you
-o h y e s when the bisexual jake //he’s kinda gay and i’ll fight// starts to
-get all
-romantic
-to the good ol amigo
-and so like,,, you’re kinda into it ? you think jake is pretty cute and hey he’s a fun guy
-so you start hanging out more
-and michaels all upset that it’s a two player game™ again but he still feels blessed to at least hAVE a player two
-but jer over here is like o k a y so first christine and noW thEm whAt The fuDgE sanDwiCh
-and like no no you’re not just ignoring your dorks you still hang out with them
-but like it’s just less
-and so jeremy starts to get kinda pissed around you (which, no offense, love, but that’s kinda hypocritical)
-but michael is being sweet and small and favoring all his time with you cause he takes what he can get
-but because jer y'all get a w k w a r d
-and sure you and jake aren’t technically dating but there were times you did get a little hot and steamy and make out and jeremy ended up finding oUt and hE jUst feLt bETRAYeD
-and so jeremy starts cutting you out and it’s making you sad
-so you go to confront him about it ( in a kind way )
-and so you’re all like “yo, heere, what’s wrong lately?”
-and he’s all upset but can’t think of anything rude to say to you because you’re p ER FECT and he’s just “i don’t know why don’t you ask jake ?”
-and you’re pretty oblivious and you’re casually thinking he feels dejected about being friends and “i’m still hanging out with you and michaels happy with it i don’t know why you’re so upset? i’m still trying to be your friend?” and you’re genuinely confused and feeling pretty bad because jeremy is your G U Y and you just l oVe hIm
-and he just gets so mad he tries to like move his arms in this angered way or some shit but then he just f l a i l s them at his side and he lets out a groan and moves his hands to cover his face and tug on his hair ( kINKY)
-and you’re starting to get more worried about jeremy but you’re also thinking that maybe he just hates you and you’re getting really nervous and you feel like you’re gonna cry but you D ONt let yourself cry
-so you’re looking at jeremy looking all sad and angry and useless and h o p e l e s s and you just feel this wave of guilt thinking you caused this and you mutter out a sorry and go to walk away , which is when you feel the tears alMOST ALMOST fall but you’re being a sTroNg perSon
-and he goes to let you walk away and then he looks up and he can just tell by your posture that you’re totally broken
-like you’re slouching JUST a bit more, and your hands are half heartedly in your pockets, and your feet scuff just slightly
-and then the boy gets his own guilt
-so he just grabs for your hand
-and that turns into a fumbled mess because youR hAnDs arE in yOur poCkEtS so hE jUst gRaBs yOur wrIsT
-and you get really confused and turn and look at him and
-he’s just got this look?
-and it’s got so many emotions and you’ve never seen him like this
-like he’s got this anger, and sadness, and fear and longing and this emotion you doNt uNderStand and ITs aLl sO capTivAtIng
-and before you can ask anything
-jeremy just t r a n s f or. m s from this awkward geeky boy who couldn’t remember his name when he first met you, to this strong confident knight in shining armor
-and he leans in and just kisses you
-but just understand this is going from experienced jake who knows how to kiss to passionate and in love smol boi
-and he’s not quite sure what he’s doing but it feels right to him and he just cares so much
-and you feel yourself totally just fall under everything he’s doing and practically mE LT
-then you realize you didn’t kiss back and he realized it too so he pulls back
-“i-i’m so sorry ? i shouldn’t have done that i’ll go oh my god i’m so sorry.”
-the rambling continues and small cute jeremy is back and you just crack a smile and he gets confused and even more self conscious and you just quickly kiss him
-and he doesn’t comprehend it
-“my apologies for not responding to those actions, i was lost in thought per se. we’ll have to retry that sometime”
-so you’re walking away and jer got confused cause you don’t normally talk like that and he’s like what you mean
-and then it kicks in and his face goes R E D (more than before, which he didn’t know was possible)
-he’s just trying to get something out but he can’t and he just lets out a “o-okay!” and he totally voice cracks and he knows he voice cracked and you know he voice cracked and the whole
world knows he voice cracked but it really doesn’t matter and the last thing you do is just shoot jake a text
-“jeremy just kissed me” and he immediately responds “ F I N A L L Y. hoW mAnY tiMes dO we hAve tO maKe oUt foR thaT.”
-sure enough there’s quickly another text from jake “one more time?” and you let out this abrasive loud laugh"
-“prolly not jakey- d but thanks for the offer i’ll keep it in mind.”


okay that’s it and it was long and stuff and yes but yeah

anonymous asked:

What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

xD

I love this! 

Just imagine: Madara and Tobirama getting in a nerd-off. 

Shisui geeking out about the mechanics of the shunshin and did you see that chakra flare at the end there? that’s PURE SYMMETRY AND UNRIVALED NATURAL BEAUTY Tenzo no come back listen. 

Itachi getting super intense about Katon jutsus. 

Mikoto gleefully inventing the most destructive, mind-bending jutsus and Kushina being half in love with her just for that. 

Fugaku who looks completely normal on the surface but he’ll go on inventing binges and come out of R&D having not slept in six days, halfway to hallucinating and subsisting entirely on terrible coffee and somewhat questionable scraps of abandoned food and immediately drag Minato out of bed no matter the hour to test jutsus while he watches. 

Sasuke likes this idea very much so he ropes Naruto in, except Naruto’s technique is horrible so Sasuke beats the mechanics into his head and then starts developing jutsus that are the ninja equivalent of bringing a bazooka to a knife fight and can only be used by people with insane chakra reserves and/or a mutant healing factor to the power of ten. Naruto has never been happier. Sasuke will go down in history as that one person who probably triggered the apocalypse by saying “But what if we made the explosion bigger??”

jane crocker content where she’s allowed to be a little biting and snappy and judgy without anyone ever questioning whether or not she loves her friends and family beyond everything because she most certainly does. jane crocker content where she’s plus size and beautiful and dresses in a bizarre pastiche of suave debonair hard femme heiress and eyebrow raising pseudo-retro soft butch twee shit because when you’re a Crocker you can be a queen and a geek and pull off the best of both worlds. jane crocker content where there is no doubt that she will slap a bitch down if necessary with quick and brutal efficiency but also sit with you and marathon bad netflix shows and eat six gallons of ice cream while gossiping eagerly and shamelessly. jane crocker content where she’s an approachable everyperson with a smile like the sunrise but you say one wrong thing about her friends – maybe even something jane herself has said – and the sun sets instantly and the look she gives you makes your stomach drop down into satan’s wine cellar because you KNOW you just fucked up

jane crocker content

yoooooo @ the Portal tags

you know, I’d really enjoy it if we stopped acting like it needs to be Wheatley vs. GLaDOS 100% of the time always and forever

if everybody could just chill tf out and take it easy over the fictional robots that’d be great

lifehack: if you ever feel like articulating a nasty to “The Other Team”

then simply take a nap instead

it’s so much nicer and less of a hassle and better for your health and also less insulting to such a good game