gee, i sure hope i can do this

anonymous asked:

I am lowkey jealous of your artistic abilities and how developed they are considering that you're a year younger than me and just h o w (and take care of yoself you can't do cool arts if ur half dead. Or can you. Let's not find out tho)

oH GEE anon don’t be jealous of me, I’m 11/10 sure you have your own qualities! the only thing i do to improve my art is, uh, being unhealthily obsessed with something and then draws said something like, daily -  but i guess the point is to practice! you might not see your art improves after a doodle or two, but try to make small doodle/s daily and see the difference in a month! it takes a while, but isn’t everything? hope that helps! don’t give up!

anonymous asked:

Heyy it's good to hear that your week is going well ^-^ my History of Arts test went quite well but there's a lot of drama withing my class gee, oh well at least things are going well for you :) ~ fluffy law anon

I’m glad your test went well! And I’m sorry about the drama in your class, hope that gets better soon… I believe in you fluffy law anon! 🌺

anonymous asked:

heeeyy can i have a kuroo and oikawa scenario teasing their extreamly gullible and innoncent girlfriend please~~ also do you accept poly ask??

Hey there, anon! I’m pretty sure you meant for the boys’ teasing to be of, ahem, NSFW level but I kind of went in the opposite direction. I hope you get a kick out of these scenarios (because I think they’re actually funny) but if this isn’t what you wanted, go ahead and send in another ask! And gee, I’m not very familiar with writing poly relationships but I might try it sometime.

Female pronouns used

It was a hot summer day and Kuroo & his girlfriend were desperately trying to beat the heat. The girl had purchased a vanilla soft-serve icecream which she was happily lapping away at, diligently working to keep it from melting. Kuroo sat beside her, casually fanning himself with his hand. His gaze was set on her adorably screwed up face as she enjoyed the treat. His eyes scrolled down from her sparkling eyes to her pink lips. He found himself captivated by the way she curled her tongue around the icecream, a sudden lump in his throat forming. The color of the icecream dripping around her mouth wasn’t helping much either as Kuroo gulped. “Hey, _____,” He recollected himself with a smirk. “You’re really enjoying that, aren’t you?” She looked up from her treat with a curious expression which switched to a giddy one. “Yup! I love icecream!” Kuroo tried ignoring the arising feeling in his nether regions as he continued with his teasing. “Well,” He huskily drawled. “I’ve got something else for you to wrap those pretty lips around.” His girlfriend fully stopped to stare at him, eyes wide. Kuroo nearly began to start mentally congratulating himself when the girl’s lips broke into a wide smile as her eyes twinkled childishly. “Oh, are we gonna go buy more icecream? Wow, let’s go!” She hopped to her feet, extending one hand to her disbelieving boyfriend in excitement. He lamely took it, allowing himself to be dragged along. “Goddamn it,” He mentally despaired.


Oikawa and his girlfriend were standing before her front door, where he was supposed to be dropping her off. Though, the brunet knew that her parents were out for the night as she had offhandedly mentioned it before their date. An idea had been festering in his mind the entire night and he was ready to launch it into action. “Well, _____-chan,” He cooed. “Today was yet another amazing date, right?” He had her in his embrace, face nuzzled to her neck. “Yeah, Tooru! It was really fun!” Unbelievably, the girl failed to notice Oikawa’s wandering hands. They rested at her butt which the brunet smirked at his findings. “You’re so soft, _____-chan,” He chirped, knowing his plan had begun. He gave a slight squeeze and chuckled. “Though I can teach you how to make me hard,” He rasped against her ear. A brief moment passed and Oikawa held his breath before he heard his girlfriend murmur, “Oikawa..” He felt a smirk playing onto his lips when it immediately slipped off of him as the girl stepped out of his grasp with a goofy grin. “Silly, you already have a six pack!” She jabbed him roughly in the chest with a giggle, ignoring the small “Oof!” he uttered. She continued to laugh, not noticing the dumbfounded look on her boyfriend’s face. The girl gave him a final smile before hopping up to give him a quick peck on the cheek. “Thanks again for tonight! I love you!” She bounced away and in one swift motion, unlocked her door and slammed it, leaving the flabbergasted Oikawa to his befuddled thoughts.

so nine year old me knew i liked girls. this confused and frightened me. i saw girls on billboards and magazines and i was like “gee i hope everybody feels this way!” but i was never sure and i had this impending feeling of doom about it. was this weird?

now only a little after this did i learn about homosexuality, but the thing is. i grew up in a very christian household, so i learned that this was bad 

so what’s a kid like me supposed to do about it? i had that thought, that thought that only tiny children that don’t understand human limitations can have. what if they can read my thoughts 

i had to throw them off.

so what do i, a ragingly gay elementary student, do to put telepathic christain parents off the path to figuring out their daughter’s secret sinful interest in ladies? well that’s obvious. i sneak on their computers and google the most straight, heterosexual, very non-gay things a small female child can google

“hairy hot guys” i thought, “ah yes, this will keep them from questioning me”

and that’s the story about how i learned that no one in that house checked their internet history

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Characters: Reader and the Supernatural cast
Words: 1027
Requested by Anonymous:  Can you do a oneshot where the reader is a main actor in spn and she gets attacks and the boys of the show are really angry and protective about it? Thanks! 

Warning: Reader attacked. The boys being super cute and fluff!

        You fell down on the middle of the stage dramatically after Jensen and Jared had made some kind of joke about how short you were compared to them.

           “What are you doing?” Jensen asked, standing above you.

           “Pouting,” you answered, making sure to keep your microphone near your mouth so the audience at the con could hear your response.

           “Did we hurt your feelings, Little One?” Jared asked, standing on your other side so that you had one on each side.

           “Yes.”

           “You gonna live?” Jensen asked.

           “No.”

           “Have I got to teach you boys the way to treat a lady?” Mark Sheppard asked, making his way onto the stage.

           “What are you doing out here?” Jared asked him.

           “I’m going to make sure this lady knows that there are men who will not tease her and will treat her properly,” he said, holding his hand out to you.

           You let Mark help you up, “A true gentleman. Thank you, Mark,” you said, leaning your head on his shoulder.

           “You’d prefer him?” Jensen asked.

           “He doesn’t tease me.”

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anonymous asked:

I'm snorting because I just imagined Deaf Scott Literally trying to do his Job as Phone Guy and he's holding the phone like "OH GEE WIZ I HOPE THEY PICKED UP THE PHONE"

Scott: UHH…HELLO? H-HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME BECAUSE I SURE CAN’T!

Fritz: Partner…just put it down.

First of all, fuck you. I was Psy’s best friend for years. I was in his house. I went to conventions alongside him. I was part of WhaChow. I took over his guild in WoW. I talked to him almost every single day for years. His dick was in my vagina. You have NO place to call any of us “victims” in quotations like that. You weren’t there. You don’t give a single shit about anyone who was hurt. Like Psy, you just want to lie and lie until you can convince yourself you’re “right”, while screaming victim yourself for all this hate you’re getting (gee, I wonder why). You are trash. Utter fucking trash. No amount of “trolling” that comes to you will ever amount to the emotional pain that I, and many many others, have gone through because of this giant fucking manchild and the shitty people like yourself that deny the pain we’ve gone through. I hope you continue to get tons of hate! I truly do! You will deserve every last bit of it!

I’m sure this post is immature as fuck from me already, but I’ve stopped caring. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU. SO MUCH.

I AM A REAL PERSON BEHIND THIS COMPUTER, WITH REAL FEELINGS, REAL PAIN, REAL EXPERIENCES, AND I, AS WELL AS EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO HAS SPOKEN UP ABOUT THEIR ABUSE, DESERVE MY WORDS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SITUATION HAS HURT TO TALK ABOUT. I LOVED PSY, HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. I SPENT A LONG TIME CONSIDERING HIM FAMILY. I IDOLED HIM AS A CHILD. I NEVER WANTED HIM TO BECOME THE PERSON HE HAS. YOU DO NOT HAVE A SINGLE FUCKING CLUE HOW BADLY, AND HOW DEEPLY, THIS ENTIRE EXPERIENCE HAS HURT ME.

And it’s not JUST me. It’s FAR from being JUST me. Your “reasons” are pathetic and backed by heaping amounts of self-entitled bullshit. Fuck you.