gdi why is she so cute

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OK BUT WHY THE FUCK DON’T WE HAVE A SQUIRREL GIRL MOVIE. WHY ISN’T SQUIRREL GIRL IN MCU AT ALL. FUCK. GDI WE DESERVE MORE SQUIRREL GIRL LET ME TELL U ABOUT MY BABE SQUIRREL GIRL AKA DOREEN GREEN:

REASONS WHY:

  • SHE HAS A TAIL
  • SHE HAS CONTROL OVER SQUIRRELS
  • SHE TOOK DOWN WOLVERINE IN A FIGHT. FUCKING WOLVERINE
  • SHE TOOK DOWN DOCTOR DOOM
  • SHE TOOK DOWN MOTHERFUCKING THANOS
  • SHE’S CUTE AS SHIT
  • SHE WINS FIGHTS PARTLY BECAUSE SHE MAKES CLEVER USE OF THE FACT THAT HER OPPONENTS CONSTANTLY UNDERESTIMATE HER!!
  • SHE HAS CLAWS
  • SHE HAS SQUIRREL COMPANIONS (ONE IS NAMED MONKEY JOE! ONE IS NAMED TIPPY TOE!! HOW CUTE IS THIS. ALSO THESE RODENT COMPANIONS TOOK DOWN DR DOOM’S SHIP ONCE SO THERES THAT)
  • DID I MENTION THAT SHE TOOK DOWN THANOS? IN A FIGHT?
  • SHE’S CUTE AS SHIT

  • jUST LOOK AT HER??? GOSH

SQUIRREL GIRL IN MCU 2k14

anonymous asked:

Can you do one where there is I a new guy at berk and hiccup gets Jelouse but let it be hiccstrid please thanks😄

Ohoho~

Set somewhere during Dragons: Riders/ Defenders of Berk. :D

He was getting annoyed. Who was this new guy she had given all of her attention to? No, he was not jealous. There was absolutely no way he was jealous.

“Hey, dude, you jealous?” Tuffnut asked.

“No, I, most certainly, am not,” he replied in a huff.

They were sitting in the Great Hall, looking at how Astrid was laughing at what the visitor from another island had said and playfully slapped him on his arm. The visitor, whose name was Olaf, just arrived a few days ago for a visit with his family, and Astrid had been spending quite a lot of time with him. 

“He’s totally jealous,” Ruffnut said. 

“No, I am pretty sure that I am not." 

"Says the guy with the face red with anger and green with envy,” Tuffnut teased.

Everyone, excluding Hiccup, stopped and stared at Tuffnut who had just said quite a smart joke.

“What?”

Hiccup kept his focus on Astrid and Olaf. He didn’t know what got into him, but he stood up and approached them. “Hey, Astrid, can I talk to you for a second.”

Astrid gave him a questioning look. “Uh, sure,” she replied before telling Olaf that she’ll be right back.

“So what’s up?” She asked.

“Nothing much,” he replied. “You and Olaf seem to be very chummy.”

She raised a brow. “I guess so.”

“Just how close are you?”

Noticing the tone of his voice, she smirked. “Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, are you jealous?”

"What? Me? No! I’m just concerned, you know. My girlfriend’s sort of flirting with some new guy. It’s nothing to be jealous of!” He furrowed his brows.

Astrid stared at him for a moment before bursting into laughter. She clutched her stomach and wiped away a nonexistent tear. 

“What’s so funny?”

“Hiccup,” she breathed. “Olaf’s my gay cousin.”

His jaw dropped. “What?”

“His side of the family decided to visit Berk since they moved to a different island years ago.”

Hiccup stood there, baffled. “Wh- I was… Huh?”

She laughed and gave him a hug. “To be honest, seeing you jealous was pretty cute.”

“I was not.” He was adamant.

“Keep telling yourself that,” she said as she kissed his cheek and walked back to her cousin.

The rest of the gang walked towards the stiff Hiccup, wondering what had just happened. 

“So, she was laughing, why?”

“Olaf’s her rainbow cousin.”

Olaf was the only name I could think of. 

Now I just imagine Astrid talking to a snowman.

GDI