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SVT Cute Jobs; Junhui !!

Originally posted by kyungminie

look at him saving minghao i think so yeah this is a thing. accept it

also i put in a lot of research to this damn thank you wikipedia 

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-first of all

-CUE THE BAYWATCH THEME SONG

-sorry 

-okay so Jun recently moved from Shenzhen to sunny California to work as a lifeguard

-because his friend Joshua (who is a guitar teacher) has a free room and is letting him stay there 

-GetYourselfAFriendLikeJoshua2k17

-so in the time before becoming a lifeguard he had to take a course which was tiring but paid in the end cause he got the job !!

-he’s the youngest on the team and the least experienced when it comes to saving lives and stuff

-so he just sits up in the tower alerting his fellow lifeguards of anyone who’s drowning

-when it’s not too crowded on the beach Junhui would normally help the kids in the shallow ends of the water and play with them awwww

-and when the beach is super desolate his friends come by and pretend to drown in really shallow water so he gets fed up 

-takes the lifesaving buoy

-puts it around the necks

-and drags them back to shore

-(im sure he would be fired for that but oh well)

-but i can tell you they mean well i sweaR

-the first time there’s an emergency 

-there was a person out to sea and they were being dragged out pretty far

-damn 

-Jun got shook out of his life because he didn’t know what the hell to do 

-so he took in the advice that he got from Joshua 

-which was to keep calm

-and so he was calm from there on out

-radioed his captain

-and people were sent out to get them 

-and was able to get that person to safety 

-from the comfort of the tower

-good kid

-ah the beach

-you and your friend haven’t been to the beach in ages

-and both decided this was the year that you two get a summer romance

-ah

-maybe

-you two had a bet 

-kind of

-whoever got a number off someone by the end of the day then the other person would buy them ice cream

-your swimsuit was chosen by the help of your mother

-why

-it was sweet but it was a two piece

-two pieces weren’t exactly your thing

-bruh

-so you just wore a baggy t-shirt over it

-luckily it wasn’t super packed like always

-you two chose a place close to the shore so that you could keep an eye out for your stuff

-”y/n put sunscreen on!!”

-you heard your friend but your attention was somewhere else

-a lifeguard was watching you two as you placed your things down and sat on your towels

-”y/n?? oh, the lifeguard, huh~?”

-”wait what do you mean??”

-”the lifeguard. right there. y/n i know you’re not blind just look over there. hes caught your eye hasn’t he??”

-”oh him yeah i guess…”

-your friend kept on teasing you but she meant well 

-you snap out of it laughing a little

-the lifeguard in question however

-he was taken by your beauty 

-he was like bruuuuuUUUUUUUH

-damn he thought you looked really good

-”y/n!! come into the sea with me!”

-”not yet, i’ll just sit here for the time being!”

-the lifeguard you recently got the hots for noticed you sitting alone while your friend was in the sea

-you looked kinda down

-so he comes over to cheer you up!!

-at first you’re nervous as heck cause who is this and why are you near me you’re too hot to be near me 

-he asks if you’re feeling alright and if you needed company

-you werent going to lie

-if a cute lifeguard came up to you and asked if you wanted some company then hell yes you would say yes

-so you take him up on that offer

-”you’re a new lifeguard, right??”

-”yeah…wait how do you know?”

-wait fuck how did you know

-”i-i just notice…i’ve been going to this beach ever since i was little..”

-”wow seeing this view every time must be pretty right??”

-“i guess…”

-”what’s your name?”

-and just like that somehow he asked your name and you didn’t cry or run

-”y/n. whats yours?”

-”Jun. your name is really pretty.”

-o h   s  hi t 

-”wow thank you !!”

-but

-god damn it

-out of the corner of your eye

-you could see your friend struggling in the water

-you couldn’t really let Jun the really hot lifeguard get her

-you really wanted him to sit down since you’ve seen him walk about today

-so fuck it

-”hey could you excuse me for like one moment??”

you stood up 

-took your shirt off

-ran toward the water

-pulling your friend out of the water

-saving her god damn life

-and in the midsts of all of it

-Wen Junhui was #shook™

-there was blushin too oh my god

-”what did i say about going in the deep part?? stop giving me heart attacks pls this is a nice day don’t scare me you little shit”

-”im sorry y/n…wait is that the lifeguard?”

-”oh yeah thats Jun hes pretty cool”

-he stood up to see if your friend was okay but he also wanted to praise you on that good rescue

-”that was so cool wtf !!”

-”huh? oh she normally does that just ask any lifeguard in the tower about her and they’ll say she had to be saved like 20 times”

-”not my fault…if you would only give me the inner tube”

-”but then it’s going to be drifted away in the sea because of the current”

-”right”

-jun was kind of amazed at how much you knew about sea safety….maybe ene more than him da M N

-but the day also went on as planned

-jun kind of kept on coming back and was asking questions to get to know you like whats your favourite colour and stuff

-every time he came back your heart was screaming but the good screaming

-not the ah oh my god no go away youre annoying scream 

-but the aAAA come back more we can chat more you’re really cool and cute scream

-hes really sweet i swear down

-at the end of the day you two started to pack up your things 

-but then Junhui came back with his lifeguarding jacket on and boi does he look fuckin great in that jacket

-”hey y/n have you considered becoming a life guard??”

-”me?? a life guard?? oh not really but my mum has mentioned it before”

-”why don’t you do it?”

-”yeah why don’t you y/n? you and Jun could be the super cute lifeguarding couple omg that sounds so cutE”

-your friend just had to butt in gdI

-a rather LARGE feckin blush appeared on your cheeks but you ignored it

-kind of

-but jun was blushing and smiling

-w h y    t h e    f u c k   w a s    h e    s m i l i n g    a t    t h a t 

-”oh do you want to be a lone? i’ll leave”

-your friend left you two to talk and you were glad she did tbh cause she can get carried away sm

-”so…if you ever want to join the team, then you can call me or text me or something…”

-”i thought the lifeguard tower already had a phone number??”

-y / n     c o m e     o n      t h i s      i s n ‘ t       r o c k e t      s c i e n c e 

-”ooooooh sure.. yeah, i’ll text you.”

-”or…if not the lifeguarding thing we can always hang out or something…”

-”that would be nice Jun.”

-you both gave your numbers to each other and you both left each other extremely happy

-catching up with your friend you remembered something

-”hey….im really craving ice cream…you paying”

-”no you can– oh fuck- did you?!”

-”got his number~!”

-”f u CK”

OK BUT WHY THE FUCK DON’T WE HAVE A SQUIRREL GIRL MOVIE. WHY ISN’T SQUIRREL GIRL IN MCU AT ALL. FUCK. GDI WE DESERVE MORE SQUIRREL GIRL LET ME TELL U ABOUT MY BABE SQUIRREL GIRL AKA DOREEN GREEN:

REASONS WHY:

  • SHE HAS A TAIL
  • SHE HAS CONTROL OVER SQUIRRELS
  • SHE TOOK DOWN WOLVERINE IN A FIGHT. FUCKING WOLVERINE
  • SHE TOOK DOWN DOCTOR DOOM
  • SHE TOOK DOWN MOTHERFUCKING THANOS
  • SHE’S CUTE AS SHIT
  • SHE WINS FIGHTS PARTLY BECAUSE SHE MAKES CLEVER USE OF THE FACT THAT HER OPPONENTS CONSTANTLY UNDERESTIMATE HER!!
  • SHE HAS CLAWS
  • SHE HAS SQUIRREL COMPANIONS (ONE IS NAMED MONKEY JOE! ONE IS NAMED TIPPY TOE!! HOW CUTE IS THIS. ALSO THESE RODENT COMPANIONS TOOK DOWN DR DOOM’S SHIP ONCE SO THERES THAT)
  • DID I MENTION THAT SHE TOOK DOWN THANOS? IN A FIGHT?
  • SHE’S CUTE AS SHIT

  • jUST LOOK AT HER??? GOSH

SQUIRREL GIRL IN MCU 2k14

anonymous asked:

Can you do one where there is I a new guy at berk and hiccup gets Jelouse but let it be hiccstrid please thanks😄

Ohoho~

Set somewhere during Dragons: Riders/ Defenders of Berk. :D

He was getting annoyed. Who was this new guy she had given all of her attention to? No, he was not jealous. There was absolutely no way he was jealous.

“Hey, dude, you jealous?” Tuffnut asked.

“No, I, most certainly, am not,” he replied in a huff.

They were sitting in the Great Hall, looking at how Astrid was laughing at what the visitor from another island had said and playfully slapped him on his arm. The visitor, whose name was Olaf, just arrived a few days ago for a visit with his family, and Astrid had been spending quite a lot of time with him. 

“He’s totally jealous,” Ruffnut said. 

“No, I am pretty sure that I am not." 

"Says the guy with the face red with anger and green with envy,” Tuffnut teased.

Everyone, excluding Hiccup, stopped and stared at Tuffnut who had just said quite a smart joke.

“What?”

Hiccup kept his focus on Astrid and Olaf. He didn’t know what got into him, but he stood up and approached them. “Hey, Astrid, can I talk to you for a second.”

Astrid gave him a questioning look. “Uh, sure,” she replied before telling Olaf that she’ll be right back.

“So what’s up?” She asked.

“Nothing much,” he replied. “You and Olaf seem to be very chummy.”

She raised a brow. “I guess so.”

“Just how close are you?”

Noticing the tone of his voice, she smirked. “Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, are you jealous?”

"What? Me? No! I’m just concerned, you know. My girlfriend’s sort of flirting with some new guy. It’s nothing to be jealous of!” He furrowed his brows.

Astrid stared at him for a moment before bursting into laughter. She clutched her stomach and wiped away a nonexistent tear. 

“What’s so funny?”

“Hiccup,” she breathed. “Olaf’s my gay cousin.”

His jaw dropped. “What?”

“His side of the family decided to visit Berk since they moved to a different island years ago.”

Hiccup stood there, baffled. “Wh- I was… Huh?”

She laughed and gave him a hug. “To be honest, seeing you jealous was pretty cute.”

“I was not.” He was adamant.

“Keep telling yourself that,” she said as she kissed his cheek and walked back to her cousin.

The rest of the gang walked towards the stiff Hiccup, wondering what had just happened. 

“So, she was laughing, why?”

“Olaf’s her rainbow cousin.”

Olaf was the only name I could think of. 

Now I just imagine Astrid talking to a snowman.

GDI