Idk why but I have been thinking about how would Rose react if Dirk called her mom by accident. Like what if after hearing Dave call Roxy mom so many times by accident he went on like “Hey mom?” and Rose is like “Hello son, what do you need?” because she would play along, Kanaya is confused. It takes Dirk two seconds to realize what he said, he asks Kanaya to decapitate him.
yoongi: look at this WONDERFUL creature breathing. he is so amazing y'all i love him so much like have u all seen him in the bst mv he literally SHINES in it but yeah ofcourse he shines in the bst mv because he’s my sunshine ohmygod J-HOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!!!
Jaune was sleeping in his bed in his bunny onesie. His scroll starts beeping loudly and he wakes up with a start. Picking it up, he sees that the time is 3:42 in the morning. On the caller ID is none other than his girlfriend and fellow leader Ruby Rose.
“Jaune is that you? Oh thank god I need help.”
“Someone cut Yang’s hair?”
“Someone took one of Blake’s books to blackmail her?”
“Someone called Weiss poor?”
“Your stash got looted? Speaking of your stash, mind if I grab a cookie or two?”
“Later, we’re in downtown Vale and we kinda need help.”
LOOK AT THEIR FREAKING FACES WHEN PETE SAYS “WELL YOU BROUGHT HER UP. ROSE TYLER. THATS NOT BAD” THEY’RE BOTH JUST LIKE HELL YEAH IT WASNT BAD LOOK AT THAT FANTASTIC LADY RIGHT THERE LOOK AT HOW GREAT SHE IS WOW I LOVE HER