About ships

Boy and Girl: *blush at each other*

People: it’s canon.

Two boys: *blush at each other, hug, think about each other all day, hold hands, stare at each other lovingly, dream about each other, share lots of intimate affectionate moments*

People: look at those bros! Such strong friendship!

People: *brush hands with friends of the same gender* no homo!

  • Killian:*gets run over*
  • Killian:*gets flung into a wall*
  • Killian:*gets punched in the face*
  • Killian:*falls to the floor*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed again*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed again*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed again*
  • Killian:*is literally dead*
  • Killian:*gets tortured*
  • Killian:*chased by Cerberus*
  • Killian:IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT
  • Killian:HAHA JOKE'S ON YOU I'm ALREADY DEAD
  • Killian:COME AT ME EVERYTHING
  • Killian:I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL